"It's not that I don't want to talk properly." Fang's mother held Fang Ze's hand and said, "Think about it, if a man doesn't have any special meaning for you, how could he give you a watch worth tens of millions."
"There are also pure feelings between men!" Fang Ze said righteously.
"Is it as pure as the relationship between men and women?" Fang's mother looked at Fang Ze, squinted her eyes and said with a wicked smile, "You said the same thing the year before last when I asked you about your relationship with Lin Xiaoxin."
"Oh, mother, Lin Xiaoxin and I have a pure male-female relationship. Don't make random guesses about our feelings. It's impossible for us to be together."
Fang Ma said this sentence with the pronunciation of a stage actor. The awkward lines and high-decibel voice immediately attracted the attention of other guests in the restaurant.
"Mom, can we keep a low profile?" Fang Ze looked at the eyes of the people around him and his head almost dropped to the bottom of the table.
"Then tell me who gave you this watch."
"A friend, male, who has been through a lot together."
"Profession."
"President of an industrial conglomerate."
"character."
"Arrogant, but a nice person."
"The template of a domineering president." Fang Ma said, touching her chin. Before Fang Ze could refute, she continued to ask. "Why did he give you a watch?"
"The main thing is that I gave him a watch with special functions, so he gave me one in return."
"A token of love."
"Mom, can you please stop applying the templates you see in romance novels to me?"
"The problem is that it really sounds like it." Fang's mother held her cheeks with both hands, shaking her head in fantasy, "Do you think it would be more popular if the heroine in the Mary Sue template was replaced by Xiao Shou? welcome."
"No, it's still too routine." Fang Ze thought for a moment and replied seriously, "It would be better to replace the president with Xiao Shou and the heroine with the general attacker."
"It would be even more perfect if the two of them have a taboo relationship that makes people feel excited when they hear it."
"How about brothers." Fang Ze said, "Set the relationship between the two as brothers."
"Considering the public's acceptance, we can't be brothers." Fang's mother became more and more excited as she thought about it. "Then let's make the little Shou adopted. And in order to make the story more concise and easy to understand, and more tear-jerking. We can make this little Shou part-time as a villain, and let him start out as a bad guy. identity, and then was constantly defeated and influenced by his own brother."
"In the end, we can also arrange a plot in which Xiao Shou almost died in order to safeguard justice and carry out a general attack."
"Er smash, I think this story will be popular!"
"Nonsense." Fang Ze rolled his eyes and said, "If you replace the general attack with Thor and the minor shou with Loki, you will find that this story has become popular."
"It's true." Fang Ma patted her forehead.
"It's all a routine, just to deceive you little girls."
"Hmph, no matter how you try to trick the candy, as long as it is sweet, you will definitely eat it." Fang Ma said while shaking her feet, "You men are not the same. No matter how ugly the girl is, as long as she has breasts, thighs, long buttocks, she won't be able to hide her face. able......"
"Don't drive in front of me." Fang Ze looked at his mother and said helplessly, "Besides, I'm a lolicon, so I'm not good at that."
"Oh, I almost forgot you came with me."
"But, Mom, from what you said, you must have been stimulated recently. Who said you, my father probably doesn't have the courage."
"Senior brother in the chess academy." Fang's mother lowered her head and said sheepishly.
"What chess academy?"
"Go Academy. Haven't you been bored recently? I remembered that I had learned Go before, so I signed up to play in a Go Academy. Who knew that because my level was too low, I was not only tortured by other senior brothers in the chess academy, but also laughed at in various ways. "
"Your senior brothers must be very young." Fang Ze looked at Fang's mother and said, "They dare to laugh at you, it must be because they think you are about the same age as them and can play together."
"Tell me." Fang Ze sighed, knowing that his mother was pretending to be young and deceiving again, "When you signed up for the Go Academy, how old were you in your identity information?"
"The filling is quite big." Fang Ma said unnaturally, shaking her feet, twenty-three. "
"It's quite big. What a coincidence. I'm also twenty-three this year."
"Son," Fang's mother said, raising her voice.
A thousand days, only a moment, shouldn't you be thinking about how to avenge your mother now? "
"The problem is that I don't know how to play Go either."
"Humph, I'm happy."
After the mother and son finished eating, they got up and went shopping again. Although Fang's mother did not lower her picky standards at all because she almost wasted most of the day, the two finally bought clothes before dinner.
"I'm going to buy some ice cream over there. Mom, please wait for me." Fang Ze asked Fang Ma to stand on the street while he ran over and queued up to buy ice cream.
About ten minutes later, when Fang Ze came back with ice cream, he found that there was a tall and sunny boy beside Fang's mother, who was talking to her.
"It's really nice to chat with you." The handsome young man said to Fang's mother, "Can you leave us a WeChat ID? We can chat together when we have time in the future."
"No." Fang Ma refused decisively.
"Why?" The handsome guy was a little puzzled. He always felt that this conversation was quite successful.
At this moment, Fang's mother turned around and waved to Fang Ze, who was holding ice cream, and motioned for him to come over quickly.
Fang Ze saw Fang Ma's actions and had no choice but to run over.
Fang's mother took the ice cream from Fang Ze's hand with one hand, put the other hand through Fang Ze's arm affectionately, and then tilted her head and looked at the handsome boy.
"Sorry to bother you." The handsome young man thought he knew the truth and immediately turned around and left.
"I'm curious about what you would do if you were approached when you went out with my dad." The mother and son walked on the street dyed yellow at dusk, chatting while eating ice cream.
"It's better to do this." Mother Fang replied matter-of-factly, "It's just that your dad is a little bald now. When you walk arm in arm with him, half of the people think that they are father and daughter, and the other half think that they are being adopted."
"Pfft." Fang Ze laughed after hearing Fang's mother's words, "My father was considered a pervert when he dragged you out just after we got married. Later, he became an old cow eating young grass. Now it's even worse."
"I wonder if you laughed too early." Fang Ma stood up on tiptoes and stretched out her hand to tidy up Fang Ze's messy collar, and then said, "When you and Xiaoxin get married, you will be like this too."
(End of chapter)