My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 38: Batman and Iron Man

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Fang Ze and Bruce came out of the private room and went to pay the bill. The waiter told Fang Zefan that Senior Sister Fan had already paid the bill, so the two took a taxi back home.

When the two of them walked to the door of the building, a young man with a popular face and dark skin stretched out his hand to stop Fang Ze.

"Xiao Hei." Fang Ze recognized this was Xiao Hei, his neighbor who lived downstairs.

"Fang Ze." Xiao Hei patted the Wuling Hongguang Batmobile parked downstairs and said to Fang Ze, "The property manager came over to ask me today. He said there was an extra car in the yard. Is it yours?"

"My friend's car is here to park for two days." Fang Ze pointed to Bruce and said.

"I'm telling you." Xiao Hei said with a smile, "I thought you were planning to start a business after graduation and buy a Wuling Hongguang for shopping."

After Xiao Hei finished speaking, he looked at Bruce and then said to Fang Ze, "I'm bored today. Do you want to come to my house to watch a movie and have a drink?"

"Uh, forget it." Fang Ze thought that there might be something else to do at night and was about to refuse, but Xiao Hei had already grabbed Fang Ze's arm.

"I just bought a home theater set. I just need someone to watch it with me. I have nothing to do. Let's go."

"I have something to do tonight."

"Let's talk in the evening." Xiao Hei forced Fang Ze to go to his house. Fang Ze had no choice. After all, Xiao Hei usually helped him a lot. Now he had no choice but to follow Xiao Hei into his home, but Bruce He didn't say anything and just followed behind the two of them.

Fang Ze entered Xiao Hei's home for the first time. After entering, he found that the house was about one hundred square meters, and the living room alone took up more than seventy square meters.

"You?" Fang Ze looked a little dumbfounded. Although some people like to remodel their apartments, Xiao Hei remodeled the living room so much, where would he live

"I forgot that I asked you to come over for a drink last time, but you didn't come, so you haven't seen my home." Xiao Hei said, walked to a wall behind the house, pushed it, and the wall was pushed open like a door. .

No no no.

Fang Ze took a closer look and found that it was not the wall that had been pushed open like a door, but that it was actually a door disguised as a wall.

Can play.

"The opposite side is also my home." Xiao Hei explained while waving Fang Ze over.

Fang Ze followed Xiao Hei to the house opposite and found that it was a huge storage room with five or six shelves placed on the four walls. The shelves were full of various figures, and behind the shelves were It's a clothes hanger.

The hangers were not filled with serious everyday clothes, but some imitation of ancient armor. Blades, shields, bows, arrows, and spears are all available.

In the corner of the storage room is a spiral staircase that can be followed to the upper floor.

All the apartments in this community are of normal layout, and there are no duplex floors. Therefore, this staircase was secretly built by Xiao Hei, and the upper floor is also Xiao Hei's house.

"Xiao Hei, you said you spent so much money to buy so many houses, why not just buy a small duplex."

"The duplex is not good at all. If you want to find someone to chat and drink with, you can't find anyone." Xiao Hei said as he led Fang Ze and Bruce up the stairs.

Home theater has arrived.

A huge carpet filled the entire room, and a projection equipment hung on the white wall.

In this room, all the walls except the necessary load-bearing walls have been knocked down. The entire room is divided into two parts, one is the home theater and the other is the e-sports area.

Please forgive Fang Ze for using such professional terms to describe a room, but looking at the five water-cooled host computers and five high-end gaming chairs placed in the other half of the area, Fang Ze couldn't find any other words to describe it.

Rich man.

Fang Ze didn't expect that Xiao Hei, who lived downstairs, would be such an awesome hidden rich man.

"Sit down." Xiao Hei sat on the sofa in the home theater and turned on the entire set of equipment.

"What do you want to drink?" Xiao Hei asked, "White or beer."

"Just a beer, I have something else to do tonight."

"Okay." After Xiao Hei said, he opened a few bottles of beer, put them on the table, and then took out a large bucket of popcorn.

"Your equipment is quite complete." Fang Ze said as he sat on the sofa.

"You're so idle that it hurts to do anything." Xiao Hei turned to look at Bruce and stretched out his hand to invite Bruce to sit over, "What do you call this friend?"

"Just call him Lao Bu. By the way." Fang Ze turned to look at Xiao Hei and asked, "By the way, how many floors of this building did you buy? I've been walking around for a long time and I didn't even see your bedroom. You should have bought both floors, right?"

"No way." Xiao Hei grabbed a handful of popcorn and put it in his mouth, "There are only four sets. The door on the left of the first house you entered just now opens, which is the bedroom."

After speaking, Xiao Hei picked up the remote control, opened the menu, and then said to Fang Ze, "Have you watched Batman v Superman? Why don't you watch this today."

Look at your grandma’s legs.

After hearing Xiao Hei's words, Fang Ze's heart skipped a beat, and then he said, "I've seen it, I've seen it, change it."

"The Dark Knight Rises?" "Have seen it."

"Batman Begins?"

"Can't you stop watching Batman?" Fang Ze glanced at Bruce from the corner of his eye, and Bruce was already frowning at this time. After all, when Bruce receives information from the outside world, he will automatically block the world's information about him, so the exchange between Fang Ze and Xiao Hei is simply inexplicable to him.

This conversation pattern is a bit like Fang Ze’s roommate back then. Because he was so familiar with the takeout shop owner, he always ordered takeout in this style.

Shopkeeper: Hello? Roommate: Huh? Shopkeeper: Yeah.

Then, ten minutes later, the takeout was delivered, and Fang Ze didn't know how this guy managed to not get tired of chicken chop rice for three years.

"What about Wonder Woman?" Xiao Hei looked at Fang Ze and asked, "The one that was recently released is very beautiful."

"I mean brother." Fang Ze grabbed Xiao Hei's shoulders and said word by word, "Did you have sex with DC today?"

"Then let's go to Marvel." Xiao Hei took the remote control and clicked on Iron Man, "Relive the first part of Iron Man."

"Okay." Fang Ze agreed decisively.

Marvel and DC are not a heroic universe, so Marvel movies should not automatically block Bruce, although Marvel and DC have jointly produced "Batman and Captain America" and "Justice League vs. Avengers". Cartoons where people complain about being powerless.

Xiao Hei closed the curtains, turned on the projection equipment, and the movie started.

Fang Ze poured Bruce a glass of beer and let Bruce taste it. Bruce just took a sip and put it down, but he was quite interested in popcorn and ate a lot.

At the beginning of the first episode of Iron Man, Fang Ze took a sneak peek at Bruce and found that his eyes were normal. He felt relieved knowing that everything was fine.

(End of chapter)