The distance contract between Fang Ze and Zhuang Zhuang was not like that of the previous guests. There was a feeling that the two of them would die suddenly if they walked a hundred meters away. It's more like a spiritual connection. After Fang Ze has this distance contract, within a certain range, he can clearly feel where Zhuang Zhuang is at this moment.
Although he felt that there would be no problem even if he and Zhuang Zhuang were a hundred meters away, Fang Ze took him with him just to be on the safe side.
Went downstairs and asked for a private dining room at a nearby restaurant.
"I smell the sunflower seeds." As soon as the store brought a plate of sunflower seeds and turned to leave, a palm-sized squirrel came out of Fang Ze's pocket.
"Talking squirrel!" Zhuang Zhuang exclaimed after seeing the squirrel.
When Zhuang Zhuang first appeared, Fang Ze caught the squirrel eating nuts in his pocket, so neither he nor Saturday Liu knew the existence of the squirrel.
Although it was boring to stay in his pocket, Fang Ze also put the nuts in his pocket by the way, so this foodie squirrel stayed in Fang Ze's pocket very obediently.
"It was this squirrel that tricked me into the world of Narnia." Lao Ao became excited when he saw the squirrel.
"This squirrel tricked you into the world of Narnia?" Fang Ze glanced at Lao Ao curiously, and then asked, "Do you still remember what happened before you traveled through time?"
"Remember, didn't you tell me that there was a time-travel quota?" Lao Ao said carelessly, "Then I went to your place, and you asked this squirrel to tell me that the world in Narnia needed me to save it, and I went I could come back later, so I went.”
It seems that even Lao Nao's memory has changed
Everything about Narnia in the real world has disappeared from the memories of the four people who went to Narnia. For them, Narnia is a completely strange world, not a world in movies or novels.
"Brother, can I call you brother?" After Zhuang Zhuang saw the interaction between Fang Ze and Lao Nao, he determined that Fang Ze was obviously not a bad person, and maybe he really was from the Traveler Administration, so he came over. Fang Ze said, "Does your Time Traveler Administration still accept people? I want to join. You see, I already have time travel experience. Can I join as an intern?"
"Don't even think about the Traveler Administration." Fang Ze refused directly.
As for the monster management bureau, Fang Ze has only set up a rudimentary framework so far, let alone the time traveler bureau. However, after Zhuangzhuang showed a disappointed look, he continued, "The Traveler Management Bureau is a very confidential department of the country and will not recruit people casually. However, I also know people from the Monster Management Bureau. Do you want to join the Monster Management Bureau? Try it out?"
"Monster Management Bureau?" Zhuang Zhuang and Lao Nao were stunned at the same time.
"Yes." Fang Ze said to Lao Ao, "If you are interested, you can also join. Although the Monster Management Bureau does not have a high status as the Traveler Management Bureau, it has sufficient funds recently and has established a temporary branch. If you are interested, You can join, and I happen to be the director of this temporary branch, so I have the right to recruit people."
"The Monster Management Bureau is responsible for fighting monsters?"
"Yes and no." Fang Ze replied, "After all, the country now emphasizes prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. In the past, fighting and killing were outdated. , Now when we encounter monsters, we always convince them with reason, so violent conflicts usually don’t occur.”
"Then what are the main responsibilities?" Lao Ao asked.
"The main responsibility is to get in touch with some monsters that are not registered with the Monster Management Bureau, let them know that the country is actually caring about them all the time, misses them, can solve any of their difficulties, and let them receive a period of education. Become a good monster who is beneficial to society.”
Zhuang Zhuang and Lao Ao looked at each other, then nodded in agreement, "Let's join!"
How could they be willing to be ordinary in the real world after seeing the magic of Narnia
"Oh, yes." Fang Ze made a gesture and then raised the water glass and said to the two of them, "Then let's drink a glass of water first and welcome the two kings back through time.
After some business exchanges, the food in the restaurant was served. Lao Nao and Zhuang Zhuang pounced on it like hungry wolves and started eating with all their might.
"Is it so delicious?" Fang Ze took a bite of the dish and found that the taste was average.
"You don't know what we ate in Narnia!" Lao Ao shouted, "Even if we have to wait until the Chinese New Year to add some peppercorns, usually the barbecue will still have some flavor, but there is no pepper or chili. Cumin, the condiments in Narnia are not rich, my tongue has turned pale in the past few years!"
"Shouldn't the purely natural taste be better?" Fang Ze looked at Lao Nao and Zhuang Zhuang and said, "What you eat in the world of Narnia are purely natural foods. How many rich people on the earth can eat whatever they want?" Not even there.”
"I have heard a story before." Lao Ao said while eating. "It is said that Puyi, the last emperor of the Qing Dynasty, before his death, his neon wife asked her what she wanted to eat, and he said he wanted to eat something. The bowl of instant noodles was the most popular Nissin instant noodles in Neon at that time.”
"It is said that Puyi ate it once at his son's house in Nihong during his lifetime, and he will never forget it. I used to wonder if this was a joke. After all, Puyi also lived a good life, and no government ever treated him badly. Why did I want to eat instant noodles the most before I died? I didn’t find out until I got to Narnia.
The combination of backward productivity and barren land is a nightmare! If you could go to Narnia and bring me a box of instant noodles at that time, I tell you, I will be the king of Narnia for you! "
"Okay, okay, I understand." Fang Ze looked at the excited Lao Ao and quickly handed over a piece of paper, "Wipe your mouth, your lips are all oily."
Lao Ao reached out and took the toilet paper handed over by Fang Ze. He suddenly became more excited and looked like he almost wanted to cry.
"What's wrong?" Fang Ze asked curiously.
"I remembered the days when I wiped my butt with tree sticks in Narnia." Lao Nao said sadly, "I must save paper in the future. I won't waste it if I can. Only when something is gone can you realize how valuable it is." precious!"
Ahem.
Fang Ze felt a little embarrassed as he watched Lao Nao begin to recall his glorious and tragic days as a king.
After all, this time he screwed up his gay friend.
I originally thought that although I would have to live there for several years, at least I would be a king and I should have a good life, but now it seems.
He only noticed the king and forgot that even the king needs to go to the toilet and wipe his butt.
(End of chapter)