"It seems that humans not only like to cut off our cats' balls, but also like to cut off the balls of your kind." Xiao Lan saw Fang Ze's actions and did not stop him, but complained.
"It's just that some people are better off not having that thing, so it's better to have it cut off. What's the saying in a poem?" Fang Ze thought for a moment, then slapped his thigh and shouted, "It's called exuberance to cause disaster, so cut off." Yongzhi.”
"Weird human beings." Xiaolan whispered, then waved her claws and teleported Tian Boguang away.
After Xiaolan teleported Tian Boguang away, she returned to her cat's nest to rest. But this guy, Da Miao, didn't know what happened today, but he never showed up.
Fang Ze waited for almost an hour, and when he saw that the big cat hadn't come yet, he was about to go downstairs first. Suddenly, a piece of orange-yellow hairy meat appeared out of thin air, and immediately jumped into Fang Ze's arms.
"What's wrong?" Fang Ze was shaken by the force of the big piece of meat rushing towards him, and fell down on the sofa.
"Why don't you hurry up and pick me up at Lin Xiaoxin's house." Da Miao said with a look of horror. "It's really scary. A lot of naughty children have come to Lin Xiaoxin's house recently. We are discussing sterilizing me."
"Isn't this good?" Fang Ze said jokingly, "Look, after raising you for so long, I still don't see you being interested in the female cat, so it would be more cost-effective to have her neutered."
"Don't think about sex all the time." Da Meow patted Fang Ze on the head and said, "Is it because the game is not fun, the novel is not interesting, or the TV series is not enough for you to complain about, why do you only think about the opposite sex."
"Well, although what you said makes sense, I don't think there is any conflict between the two." Fang Ze hugged the big cat and said, "Is it because no cat likes you that you use these entertainment projects? Excuse."
"No." Da Miao broke away from Fang Ze's arms and jumped on the coffee table, "It's because if you have a girlfriend, you can only go to bed on time and can't stay up late playing games and reading novels. That would be boring. .”
"Then why can't you find a cat who can play games with you until late at night?" Fang Ze asked his own question.
"You're the only one who talks a lot." Da Miao slammed the table angrily and said, "I don't want the gifts and rewards this time."
"Think about it." Fang Ze nodded quickly to indicate that he would not say anything more on this topic.
"Hmph." Da Miao was still confused and slapped the table to express his anger, "Because you abused your guest this time, your guest didn't give you any gifts. You can only choose from three rewards. ”
"I have already prepared for this. Just tell me which three options the reward will be." Of course Fang Ze knew that he would not get any gifts this time. After all, Tian Boguang was busted by him when he left at the end. , damned if he still gets gifts.
"There are three options in total, two abilities and one item." Da Miao said, "The first option is a total of twenty female bellybands of various types that Tian Boguang has collected for many years."
"Pfft, what the hell is this?" It was the first time that Fang Ze saw such a useless option, so he thought about it and passed it.
"The second one is the Qing Gong of traveling alone for thousands of miles. After choosing it, you can have Qing Gong that is as powerful as Tian Boguang, coming and going without a trace. Of course, this Qing Gong requires a lot of internal force or the force to drive it. After you obtain it, Depending on the amount of internal force and Force stored in the body, the time it can be used is also uncertain.”
"What about the third one?" Fang Ze actually wanted to choose this one directly when he heard the second one.
After all, Tian Boguang's only ability besides light kung fu is sword skills, so the third option should be one of Tian Boguang's sword skills. And Fang Ze doesn't lack offensive ability now, so Qinggong is better.
"The third one is Tian Boguang's Gust Sword Technique. After obtaining it, you can learn this martial art. Its power is also related to your own internal strength and the amount of the Force."
"Then choose the second one." Fang Ze confirmed his choice.
Da Miao came over and patted Fang Ze's forehead gently, and then a part of the memory of Qing Gong suddenly appeared in Fang Ze's mind.
From then on, even if Fang Ze wanted to climb in through the window of someone else's house on the tenth floor and peek at the young lady taking a bath, it was okay.
"That's right." Fang Ze sorted out Qing Gong's memories, and then asked Da Miao, "After Tian Boguang and Yi Lin came this time, I found that many people have no memory of these two people in their minds. Is it because of you?" Blocked."
"Yes." Da Miao nodded and admitted that this happened.
"After Xiaolan took over the task of transmitting guests, I began to increase the intensity of the shielding. However, the effect was average and sometimes many loopholes would be created. Moreover, after the guests returned, the shielding would become invalid. You are usually better to treat it as if it does not exist. ”
"Okay." Fang Ze thought that after blocking, he could do whatever he wanted, but now it seems that he should be more careful.
However, as Fang Ze has more and more cards in his hand, Fang Ze is sure that even if something big happens in the future, he can handle it.
"Then tell us who the next guest is." After learning about the blocking function, Fang Ze asked about the identity of the next guest.
"The next guest has a nickname called the Legendary Big Fat Sheep, so it shouldn't be difficult for you to guess the identity, so I'll leave first." After Da Meow said that, he slipped away, and Fang Ze followed Da Meow's prompts. , and also knew the identity of the next guest.
After Da Miao left, Fang Ze told Xia Yike to find a decoration company to decorate a shop belonging to him across the street into a livable house so that Yilin could move in in the future, and then drove back to his parents' house. .
"Mom, what are you reading?" After dinner, Fang Ze wanted to talk to his parents. After opening the bedroom door, he found his father reading information in the study room next to the bedroom. Mom was lying on the bed like a girl, constantly swinging her legs to watch TV series.
"A new domestic thunder drama recently released." Fang's mother said lazily.
After Fang Ze heard what Fang Ma said, he also lay on the bed and looked at the tablet in Fang Ma's hand.
All I saw on the screen was a young girl with a heroic appearance, shedding tears and talking to a male knight.
"What kind of drama is this? He looks very good."
"The recently remade version of Swordsman."
"This is the protagonist Linghu Chong." Fang Ze judged that the man was Linghu Chong based on the lines. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out the identity of the woman, so he asked Fang's mother, "Who is this woman? I can't guess. .”
"Tian Boguang." Fang's mother said matter-of-factly.
(End of chapter)