"No, I'm going to die. What pants are you wearing? Send me to the hospital first!" Zhuang Zhuang didn't mind at all that he was only wearing a pair of big pants. He was really in pain at the moment. What? Don't even care.
But if they didn't know what kind of illness Zhuang Zhuang had before, Lao Ao and Lin Jingxuan would have sent Zhuang Zhuang to the hospital immediately no matter what. But now Fang Ze, a half-full medical student, has already said that this is a kidney stone. It won't kill anyone, but it hurts. So they should go upstairs and put on their clothes.
If three grown men entered the hospital together wearing underpants, tomorrow's Weibo headlines would be directly booked.
And besides Lin Jingxuan, Lao Ao and Zhuang Zhuang are now well-known on the Internet, and they can be easily recognized. How can they hang out in the future
So the two decisively handed Zhuang Zhuang over to Fang Ze and ran upstairs to get dressed together.
"Remember to bring Zhuangzhuang's clothes with you." Fang Ze roared, and then he carried Zhuangzhuang into the car like a princess.
"Brother Fang, do you have any way to relieve the pain?" Zhuangzhuang was really in pain at this moment. He clutched his abdomen as if he was about to die.
"Bear it, is this the first time you feel pain like this?"
"Yes." Zhuang Zhuang reluctantly answered Fang Ze.
"There is a first time and a second time for this. If you feel something is wrong in the future, don't pee. Just hold it in and it will be fine. You have a stone blocking your ureter."
Fang Ze waited in the car for a while, and Lao Ao and Lin Jingxuan got dressed and got out. Then Fang Ze drove Zhuang Zhuang to the nearest hospital.
"Are we there yet? It hurts so much." Not long after the car started moving, Zhuangzhuang started shouting, holding his stomach.
"It's almost there, it's almost there." Fang Ze knew in his heart that it was the rush hour for work and the traffic was so congested that even going to the nearest hospital would take a long time.
Sure enough, there were red lights and traffic jams along the way. Zhuangzhuang couldn't bear the pain anymore and shouted, "Why don't you bring Doudou Ge and carry me to the hospital? I really can't stand it anymore." .”
"Brother." Lao Ao on the side patted Zhuang Zhuang's back and said, "If you let Doudou Ge take you to the hospital, I think your illness can be cured, but you will have to go to the small dark room after that. People explain where such big pigeons come from.”
Pain, unlike happiness, can be shared with others.
So although Zhuangzhuang was in excruciating pain, after confirming that there was not much danger, Laoduo and others felt more relaxed.
Lin Jingxuan wanted to tell Zhuang Zhuang a few jokes on the way to relieve his pain, but who knew that Zhuang Zhuang's abdominal pain became even worse after hearing this. Lao Ao and Fang Ze wanted to laugh, but seeing Zhuang Zhuang's pitiful appearance, they didn't. Dare to laugh.
Men's superficial brotherhood is much more real than women's plastic sisters.
"How long will it take to get here?" Zhuangzhuang, who felt as if he had been in pain for ten thousand years, couldn't bear it anymore and asked Fang Ze who was driving.
"Come on, come on, we'll be there at the next traffic light, turn left." Fang Ze glanced at the map and found that there was still some distance to the hospital, and there were a lot of traffic lights on the road, but in order to comfort Zhuang Zhuang, Fang Ze still offered a kind gesture. lie.
After hearing what Fang Ze said, Zhuang Zhuang waited for a while, and finally passed a traffic light, but did not see the hospital, so Zhuang Zhuang asked again, "How long until we arrive!"
"Come on, come on, do you see that building in front of you? That's it." Fang Ze casually pointed to a building far ahead and said to Zhuang Zhuang.
"Don't worry, we will be there soon. Even if there is a knife from the sky today, my brothers will send you to the hospital safely." Lin Jingxuan comforted Zhuangzhuang while suppressing his laughter.
"Then help me put on my clothes first." Zhuang Zhuang thought that he was going to the hospital soon and he couldn't go in wearing big pants.
After listening to Zhuang Zhuang's words, Lao Nao and Lin Jingxuan rolled their eyes and thought, didn't you say you were in so much pain that you couldn't even bother to put on clothes? Why do you want us to help you put them on now? They took out the clothes they had brought before. Wear it for Zhuangzhuang.
Lao Ao put on the jeans for Zhuang Zhuang, and Lin Jingxuan took out a small sweater and was about to put it on Zhuang Zhuang, but found a pink hellokity on the small sweater, so he said, "Hey, Zhuang Zhuang, your sweater Why is there a hellokitty up there? You are so girlish."
"I'm a girl with a big head." Zhuangzhuang said, holding his stomach. "There is only a string of letters on my sweater."
"Whose sweater does this belong to?" Lin Jingxuan looked at Lao Ao holding the sweater with hellokitty printed on it and asked, "Lao Ao, where did you get this sweater?"
"I just took it from the table in the living room, what happened?"
"I guess you brought Sister Qi's clothes from our studio."
"Well, what should we do now?" Lao Ao and Lin Jingxuan stared at each other.
"How about that." Lin Jingxuan looked at Zhuang Zhuang and said, "Zhuang Zhuang, please feel aggrieved. No one will notice anyway."
"No, no!" Zhuangzhuang shouted, "Even if I, Zhou Zhuangzhuang, froze to death outside today, I still wouldn't know how to wear women's clothes!"
"Okay." Lao Ao and Lin Jingxuan saw that Zhuang Zhuang was not wearing anything, so they put aside the sweater, leaving Zhuang Zhuang shirtless for the time being. Anyway, as long as the lower part was covered, no one would call the police for immorality.
Zhuang Zhuang refused to dress as a woman. He felt a headache and realized that the car was almost in front of the building that Fang Ze pointed to before, so he immediately shouted, "Brother Fang, we're here, we're here."
But Zhuang Zhuang had just finished shouting, and before Fang Ze could tell him the cruel truth, Zhuang Zhuang himself saw an unusually obvious sign on the building in the distance: Jin'an Technology Building.
"This is not a hospital!" Zhuang Zhuang shouted in a stern voice.
"I just saw it wrong." Fang Ze quickly explained, giving Zhuang Zhuang hope to survive, "The building at the next intersection must be there. Look at that building, does it look like a hospital?"
Zhuang Zhuang, who was in severe pain, didn't care whether what Fang Ze said was true or not, and quickly looked towards the next intersection eagerly.
Then when the car drove to the next intersection, Zhuang Zhuang decisively discovered that he had been deceived again, and not only did they not reach the hospital, they also encountered a red light.
"Get off the car, I have to run to the hospital!" Zhuangzhuang really couldn't wait any longer.
"Okay." When Lao Ao and Lin Jingxuan heard that Zhuang Zhuang still had such a request, they opened the doors on both sides and indicated to Zhuang Zhuang that he could get off from either side.
"You bunch of animals!" Zhuangzhuang naturally wouldn't go down and run away on his own. He was in so much pain that he couldn't even sit still, let alone walk.
Seeing that Zhuangzhuang could not go on, Lao Ao and Lin Jingxuan closed the car door in disappointment. Then the group waited at the red light and discovered that the front was really a hospital.
After going through this journey, we are finally here.
(End of chapter)