Fang Ze parked the car at the door. Lin Jingxuan and Lao Ao were carrying Zhuang Zhuang as they got out of the car. A gust of autumn wind hit Zhuang Zhuang's naked upper body.
"Cold!" Zhuangzhuang, who was already in terrible pain, was suddenly hit by the cold wind again, and suddenly felt even more uncomfortable.
When Lao Ao and Lin Jingxuan saw Zhuang Zhuang's appearance, they knew that Zhuang Zhuang must have regretted not wearing any clothes now. They knew that this guy was probably going to eat the vow he had made before and wear the clothes with Hello Kitty printed on them.
But the two of them were too lazy to go back to the car to get it, so they forcibly held Zhuangzhuang up and said, "It won't be cold after you enter the hospital. Just bear with it."
Zhuangzhuang had the intention to resist, but he was already in so much pain that he had no energy. How could he possibly resist the two crazy men? He was forced to rush to the hospital on his back.
Fortunately, Fang Ze, who was parking the car behind, heard Zhuang Zhuang's shout, so after parking the car, he brought the sweater to Zhuang Zhuang.
Walking to the hospital lobby, Lao Ao went to line up to register. Fang Ze took a sweater and put it on Zhuang Zhuang when he heard Lao Ao turned around and shouted, "Brothers, any of you have fifty yuan in cash, registration can't be done here. Pay electronically, cash only.”
cash
This is such a distant term.
Because he usually doesn't take the bus when going out, Fang Ze hasn't put cash in his pocket for a long time. So he could only look towards Lin Jingxuan helplessly.
"Neither do I." Lin Jingxuan touched his pocket and said with a grimace, "Who still uses cash these days."
"I'll go get it nearby. You guys are watching Zhuangzhuang here." Fang Ze thought that although he didn't bring cash, he had a bank card in his pocket, so he turned around and ran outside to withdraw money.
Fortunately, there must be an ATM near the hospital. Fang Ze walked less than 300 meters when he encountered an ATM. He inserted his card and prepared to withdraw money, but a message popped up on the ATM page. , saying that the chip is not recognized.
Fang Ze knew that it was because he was carrying a chip card and this ATM only read magnetic stripe cards. But because he only brought one card when he went out, even if he knew this, he couldn't do anything. Withdraw money from another bank card.
This is such a bitch.
Fang Ze scratched his head, thinking that Zhuang Zhuang was still waiting for him, so he walked to the street and was about to ask a passerby. He used electronic transfer to exchange hundreds of dollars in cash with the passerby.
Because it was morning, the people on the roadside were mainly grandparents and grandmothers. Fang Ze didn't think these elderly people would use electronic payment, so he spotted a long-haired girl who was standing there with her back to him and left. past.
"Friend, excuse me." Fang Ze gently patted the girl's shoulder.
The girl turned around very quickly, but what Fang Ze saw was a face full of tears.
"Is something wrong?" the girl asked while sobbing softly.
Fang Ze quickly told the girl his plan in a few words. After hearing what Fang Ze said, the girl took out a hundred yuan from her pocket and slapped Fang Ze on the chest. "Take it, take it, you men are all a bunch of liars!"
The crying woman had no more normal logic than when she came to visit her aunt, so Fang Ze didn't pay much attention to the fact that he suddenly became a scumbag. He just took out his mobile phone and said to the girl, "I'll forward it to you on WeChat. Alipay will transfer it to you."
"No, just think of it as money given to you to find your mistress." As soon as the girl finished speaking, she lifted her legs and got on a bus, without even giving Fang Ze time to react.
Wow, this morning, I could actually pick up a hundred yuan for free, and it was a special fund from the mistress.
Today, Fang Ze finally understood what it means to stump a hero with a penny. Although he had hundreds of millions lying in his bank card account, at the critical moment, if he couldn't withdraw it, it would be the same as nothing.
Taking the precious one hundred yuan, Fang Ze hurried back to the hospital lobby and handed it to Lao Ao for him to register again.
"Brother-in-law, you just withdrew a hundred dollars." Lin Jingxuan saw Fang Ze come back with only a hundred dollars, and asked in confusion, "Why didn't you withdraw more? If you have any other projects later, you still need cash. You don’t have to go get it again.”
"If there is a project that requires cash, let's just leave Zhuang Zhuang here today." Fang Ze looked at Lin Jingxuan and said, "It's just this hundred, I pawned it for a while
Back to the scumbag, a girl at the intersection dumped it for me. "
Fang Ze briefly explained what happened just now. As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Zhuang Zhuang groaning in pain, "Why do you think my life is so miserable?"
"Next summer, remember to burn more mosquito-repellent incense for the immortals." Fang Ze said, looking towards Zhuang Zhuang, and then found that this boy was drinking from a bottle of drink.
"You are so desperate for your life." Fang Ze grabbed the drink and said, "You will have no chance of drinking anymore due to your illness."
"I would like to drink some hot water, but there is none." Zhuangzhuang shouted.
"What's going on? I remember there is a place in the hospital where you can pour hot water at will." Fang Ze turned to Lin Jingxuan and asked, "How do you buy Zhuang Zhuang a drink?"
"I'll tell you what's going on." Lin Jingxuan also couldn't laugh or cry as he talked about the reason why he bought Zhuang Zhuang a drink.
When Fang Ze went out to get money, Zhuang Zhuang shouted for hot water, so Lin Jingxuan asked Lao Ao to look after Zhuang Zhuang while he ran to buy water.
After asking a cleaning lady, Lin Jingxuan got the address of where the water was poured, but after going there, he discovered that the water here was cold water and Zhuang Zhuang was definitely not allowed to drink it, so he asked another person and finally found out where the hospital poured hot water. place.
But when he walked to the hot water bottle and was about to pour water, Lin Jingxuan discovered a very serious problem, that is, he did not bring a cup.
After all, when they carried Zhuang Zhuang downstairs, it was so chaotic that even Zhuang Zhuang's clothes could be mistakenly taken as Sister Qi's, so it was even more impossible for them to remember to get the cup.
There was no cup for hot water. Lin Jingxuan immediately thought that when he entered the hospital, he saw an automatic beverage vending machine at the left turn after entering the gate, so he looked for it.
But when Lin Jingxuan passed by, the automatic drink vending machine happened to be out of stock.
He originally planned to turn around and leave, but maybe God couldn't bear to see Zhuangzhuang unable to drink water, so he immediately arranged for a replenishment staff to come over, opened the back of the vending machine, and started bottle by bottle Put drinks inside.
"Because I was afraid that the thing would be cold after it was installed, so I had an idea and gave the man ten yuan and brought a bottle of drink over in advance." Lin Jingxuan looked very proud of his IQ.
"Then you have all the bottles." Fang Ze pointed to the drink bottle he took back from Zhuang Zhuang and said, "Why don't you pour out the drink inside and give Zhuang Zhuang a bottle of hot water?"
(End of chapter)