Entering the airport, there is still some time before the plane takes off. Fang Ze stood in front of the hatch and bought a bottle of water. Before he finished drinking it, he felt the urge to urinate.
He entered the toilet and was facing the wall and the urinal to put water when someone suddenly tapped him on the shoulder.
"Xiao Le, why haven't you finished peeing after I finished using the tuba? Have you saved a reservoir?"
The person coming from behind had a very strong hand. The unsuspecting Fang Ze was shaken when he took the shot, and the water gun almost slipped out of the target and hit his shoes.
After peeing quickly, Fang Ze pulled up his pants and turned to look at the people behind him.
"You got the wrong person."
"Oh, sorry." Standing behind Fang Ze was a middle-aged man in his thirties. The moment Fang Ze turned his head, he knew that he had mistakenly recognized the person.
But when both of them saw each other's appearance clearly, the next second they shouted at the same time.
"It's your boy."
"Tour guide?!"
The world is so small, and Fang Ze didn't expect to meet his freshman advisor here. The two quickly said hello, and then the scene became slightly awkward.
This instructor only guided Fang Ze for one year when he was a freshman. His name was Jiang Shaohao, who was also a student at Haiping Medical University. After graduation, he stayed at the school as an instructor for several years. However, he only guided Fang Ze for one year before he resigned and went to work. went.
"What a coincidence." Jiang Shaohao looked at Fang Ze and said with a smile, "Why do we always meet in the toilet."
Jiang Shaohao's words made Fang Ze slightly embarrassed.
When I was young and ignorant, I thought I could identify who was who just by looking at their backs.
Once after class, Rui Geer said he wanted to go online together, so he went to the toilet first.
As soon as Rui Geer stepped forward, Fang Ze felt the urge to urinate and entered the toilet too. At that time, there was only one person in the urinal in the toilet. Fang Ze only looked at the back of one person and thought he looked like Rui Geer, so he took off his belt and gently spanked the other person's butt. While spanking, he said, "Do you feel good, bro?" .”
Then, the other party turned around, and Fang Ze discovered that it was his instructor Jiang Shaohao.
I'm most afraid that the air will suddenly become gay.
Fortunately, Jiang Shaohao himself was quite young at that time and understood the dormitory gay culture. If Fang Ze had slapped an old professor on the butt, the entire school would probably have been notified of this behavior of forcing a gay teacher.
The two came out of the toilet, and a young man whose back looked very similar to Fang Ze called Jiang Shaohao "fourth uncle."
"This is my nephew." Jiang Shaohao introduced this young man. It seemed that this young man should be Xiao Le whom Jiang Shaohao had mistakenly thought before.
And it was a coincidence that several of them were taking a flight from Macau to the Imperial Capital.
"You should be doing an internship this year, right?" Jiang Shaohao asked Fang Ze, "Why do you still have time to come to Macau? Is there something wrong?"
"I just came here for fun." Fang Ze said politely, "My family felt that the social environment for doctors in recent years was not very good, so they didn't let me go to internship. Now I have changed careers and run a shop."
"That's it." Jiang Shaohao said, "That's a pity. I remember you were good at studying before."
"You must have remembered it wrong." Fang Ze said, "At that time, I even treated you to a meal because I skipped classes, and I almost failed the class at the end of the semester."
"It's all the same." Jiang Shaohao said nonchalantly, "When I was studying, everyone didn't like to study. At that time, they even joked that if one day they fell ill and needed surgery, they would go to the hospital and have a CT scan done. It’s my classmate, the person who dispenses the medicine is my classmate, the one who performs the surgery is my classmate, and the nurse is a friend from the health school across the street who I see every now and then in the nightclub, and I’ll probably run out of the hospital crawling in a hurry.”
"Everyone was pretty unreliable when we were in school." Fang Ze laughed after hearing Jiang Shaohao's words.
"What are you doing now, instructor? That year you said you wanted to go overseas to do business, and after you made money, you invited us to dinner. But the meal has not happened yet."
"Isn't it true that I haven't made any money?" Jiang Shaohao hesitated for a moment before replying, "When I stayed as a tutor that year, in addition to my average academic performance, I also had a relationship with a professor in the college. My daughter was in a relationship, and the professor said that after I stayed in school, he could run the operation so that I could go up. As a result, I broke up with that girl. I figured there was no hope for me to go up, so I quit my job to start a business. As a result, I ended up in the ivory tower. After staying for a long time, I don’t even know how much I weigh. I lost a lot of money. Now I have managed to open a Chinese studies class, which can be regarded as returning to my own job."
"Chinese studies class?" Fang Ze looked at Jiang Shaohao curiously and asked.
"Yes, let's talk about some of our country's traditional culture and Chinese studies, such as Di Zigui, Dream of Red Mansions, Three Kingdoms, etc. It's mainly for children." Jiang Shaohao said, taking out his mobile phone and letting Fang Ze watch a video of the lecture, "We This is mainly online teaching, which is a bit like a live broadcast. After you pay to become a member, you can watch the video immediately, and there is also one-on-one tutoring. This time I came to Macau to invite a master of Chinese studies who lives here Record a video for us. But we didn’t get invited, so we had to go back.”
"Oh." Fang Ze was not interested in such things. Chinese studies are good, but their role in the new era is actually minimal. However, it is a good choice to enlighten children when they are young. It is better than a bunch of stories filled with foreign names in textbooks and fairy tale books.
If you don’t occupy this position of culture, others will. Although Chinese traditional culture has flaws, it is still its own culture, and it just needs to be slowly improved as it spreads. The same is true for Grimm's fairy tales. The original version had a very dark ending and was not suitable for children.
"If you have children at home and want to learn this, give me a call." Jiang Shaohao put a business card into Fang Ze's hand, then raised his eyes and saw that Fang Ze didn't show any disgusted expression, and then he felt relieved. Come.
"Okay, I'll ask my relatives later if there are any children suitable for learning this." Fang Ze saw that this instructor, who was high-spirited and no different from the students, has turned into a cautious businessman, and he couldn't help feeling a little. Put this business card in your wallet.
After chatting for a while, it was time to take off and we started checking in. Fang Ze followed Jiang Shaohao and walked to the last corner of the plane boarding corridor. A pretty stewardess who was standing there to welcome passengers suddenly waved to Fang Ze. .
"What's the matter? Is something wrong?" Fang Ze walked over without knowing what was going on. He probably didn't do anything he couldn't do.
"Can you come over here? I have something to tell you." The stewardess motioned for Fang Ze to stretch his head over, then put it next to Fang Ze's ear and said softly, "Sir, your pants are not zipped up."
(End of chapter)