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Chapter 548: Chapter 546 Sparta! stupid gay!

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"Gay." Fang Ze saw no one around and explained to King Leonidas, "Gay is the strong warrior here who is good at using spears and sticks. A kind of good name. On top of this, there is also the more honorable title of dead gay, which is specially used to call those gays who dare to fight to the death on the battlefield."

"Oh, so that's it." After hearing what Fang Ze said, Leonidas patted his chest proudly and said, "Then every one of us Spartans can be called a dead faggot."

"Low-key, low-key." Fang Ze was not worried at all that these Spartans could see through Fang Ze's nonsense. After all, they don’t know the Internet, and they don’t know other people here, so they have no chance of understanding the true meaning of gay.

After all, the Spartans, a masochistic nation, completely banned any entertainment activities in their city-state, just to ensure that every Spartan was born for war, so they would not be interested in irrelevant things. Too much curiosity.

"Are you worried that people here don't understand us and think that we don't have the determination and ability to become a gay?" Leonidas raised his hands and said to Fang Ze, "Hurry up and arrange for us to perform, I can't wait. Let your countrymen know what it means to be a real faggot and what it means to be a Spartan faggot.”

Leonidas finished speaking and shouted, "Sparta!"

"Sparta!" The other Spartan warriors following Leonidas also shouted together.

"stupid gay!"

"Damn fagot!" The Spartan's very penetrating shout passed through the door wall and directly to the venue on the second floor, and was heard by almost half of the people in the venue.

"Who is shouting?" Lei, who had just arrived from other places, heard the sound and asked Xiao Hei curiously.

"It's a gay group invited by my good friend, and they will be performing later. So you only need to sing a song later, and there is no need to waste time with awkward chats."

"Since there are people performing, let's forget about singing." Lei looked at Xiao Hei and said, "Don't you think I don't want to go to the cover section to gain a lot of fans? It's really that my voice is not suitable for singing. Since there are people Show, I'd better chat for a while."

"Xiao Lei, it took a lot of effort to get here." Xiao Hei patted Lei on the shoulder and said, "Since you don't sing, it would be great if you don't perform a chest-breaking performance."

"Fuck your sister." Seeing that Lei had a good relationship with Xiao Hei, he immediately joked back.

Xiao Hei came in after talking to someone like Lei. He talked to Fang Ze for a while about the time of the performance, and then asked what BGM was needed for the performance.

Although the people brought by Fang Ze had not gone through any rehearsals, and there were no previous works for Xiao Hei to watch. But Xiao Hei still believed in Fang Ze unconditionally.

Fang Ze took Leonidas and the others back to the underground parking lot, and then selected eighty of the strongest Spartans, armed with weapons, and followed their king Leonidas and Fang Ze out of the underground. PARKING LOT.

Fortunately, Fang Ze's car was parked in a relatively remote place and there was no one around. Otherwise, seeing eighty people getting out of a car one after another would have frightened others to death.

Lei's appearance was a complete surprise for the comic show performance. After all, as an uploader with millions of fans, although he uses his love to generate electricity all year round, the quality of each video is very high and the audience is also very wide.

So everyone applauded and expressed welcome.

However, any performance cannot rely solely on stars, it still requires some hard skills.

Eighty Spartans is the bread and butter of this show.

Eighty-one Spartans got off the Wuling Hongguang Batmobile. Except for King Leonidas, who only wore a red cloak and big trousers to accompany Fang Ze, the other eighty people brought their own shields and spears. .

The Spartans had no entertainment, but that didn't mean they couldn't perform.

If a group of Athenians were performing a dance live, modern audiences might not be able to accept it because of the slow rhythm of ancient dance. But standing on the stage at this moment is a group of Spartans. They bring the most primitive and wild war dance to modern people who have never participated in a war, which is enough to shock anyone.

"Damn, that's awesome." Lei, who was standing in the audience, watched the Spartan's performance and applauded sincerely, "It looks like a real Spartan."

"We are the real Spartans." King Leonidas next to Fang Ze heard what Lei said and said seriously, "We are not only the real Spartans, but also a bunch of gays."

"Pfft!" When Lei heard Leonidas saying such funny words in such a serious tone, she suddenly laughed so hard that her abdominal muscles ached.

"No, no. I think it's fine for you to call yourself gay. Being a gay sounds a bit too much."

"If you don't agree, you can call us gays for now. But one day, we will let you be. Only Spartans in this world can be called dead gays." Leonidas continued. He said to someone seriously.

"Yes, yes, yes." Ms. Lei felt that the strong man in front of her was really talented in comedy. He could say such funny things in a serious manner, and Ms. Lei said that she was willing to be inferior.

"Are these people you invited retired soldiers?" Xiao Hei watched the Spartans' performance for a while, then quietly walked to Fang Ze and asked. In fact, he was not the only one, many people who had served as soldiers were also speculating on the identities of these Spartans. After all, the temperament of regular soldiers is too difficult to conceal, even if they are just a group of cold-weapon warriors.

"Yes." Fang Ze whispered to Xiao Hei. "They are actually a group of active soldiers. It's just that they are not our Chinese soldiers. They will go to the battlefield in a few days. They are just here for the last few days to rest and recuperate before going to the battlefield."

"Mercenary, are you going to the Middle East?" Xiao Hei thought he had guessed the true identity of this group of people.

"Absolutely." Fang Ze simply followed Xiao Hei's guess.

"You're awesome." Xiao Hei didn't expect that Fang Ze could actually invite a group of mercenaries to perform at his comic exhibition.

"Sparta!" "Damn fagot!" On the stage, the Spartans wielding spears and shields roared again.

"Sparta." The audience in the audience didn't know why this group of cosplayers who were performing and cosplaying Spartans insisted on calling themselves gay, but this did not prevent them from shouting along.

The show was a huge success.

Although there were not many people present today, the Spartan's shocking performance has been filmed. After it is over, a performance clip will be made and posted online, which will be enough to bring considerable traffic to the comic exhibition.

And when the performance was over, Fang Ze also left with the Spartans. Although it is still early, accommodation for three hundred people is not an easy problem to solve, so it needs to be solved early.

(End of chapter)