My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 562: Chapter 560 Old Professor

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Well, it seems like they don’t have what they want.

No matter how unreliable Da Meow is, it is impossible to send Nuwa from King of Glory.

What did Fang Ze say when she came

Hello, I would like to ask how to configure it to maximize your output? How can I get to know you better

If this sister could break the shield of Big Meow, see the game Honor of Kings, and find herself dying tens of thousands of times a day on her mobile phone, would she give up the Goose Factory to Lu Chen in a rage

After thinking about it, Fang Ze didn't look at the first search result again.

The second search result talks about the Nuwa clan in the Legend of Sword and Fairy. Zhao Ling'er from Xianyi can be said to be the childhood goddess of many people when they were young, and the story world of the first few parts of the Legend of Sword and Fairy is also very complete.

What Da Miao said at that time was one sentence, but the first two words were Nuwa.

Then next week's guests may also be the Nuwa family from Legend of Sword and Fairy.

It would be great if Zhao Ling'er was a child. Fang Ze would definitely teach Zhao Ling'er that when someone peeks at a girl's bath, he should first be struck down with thunder and become a lifelong naughty person.

After bookmarking the second search option, Fang Ze opened the third Zhihu question to see if there was any reliable analysis. If the person who came was the saint Nuwa from Fengshen Romance, Fang Ze would not want to repeat the same mistakes. The king's mistakes.

The answer that received the most likes explained that the reason was because the poem King Zhou wrote was a seven-character rhymed poem that was first created in the Southern Dynasty and developed in the Tang Dynasty. Therefore, Nuwa discovered the identity of King Zhou's traveler, so So he sent two demons to end King Zhou's rule early, so as not to change history.

This answer is a bit (un)reliable.

Remember, if you travel through time in the future, don’t act blindly. If people find out that you are a time traveler, you will die without knowing why.

After checking for a long time, Fang Ze found that the guests coming next week are most likely to be from the Nuwa family in Legend of Sword and Fairy.

Nuwa in other versions, including Fengshen Yanyi, is too strong. If she really comes, Fang Ze won't have to entertain her. Biologically speaking, this kind of higher-level creature than human beings, to them, Fang Ze is similar to an ant. Everything they do is in vain. They can only make sure not to commit any taboos and that they will be fine.

Of course, I still have to go to Jinling tomorrow to ask the professor. After all, if a great master really comes, you must find out if the other person has any taboos and don't offend him.

Thinking of this, Fang Ze found his own game videos of Legend of Sword and Fairy through the Internet. It was too late to play them all by himself, but it was still possible to watch the stories through the videos.

Early the next morning, Fang Ze cleaned his Wuling Hongguang, then drove to Jinling and found the professor.

This professor's surname is Jia, Jia Yuancheng. He teaches ancient philology. He is already sixty years old, but he is still in good spirits.

When I heard that Fang Ze came from other places and wanted to hear him talk about ancient Chinese myths, I was very happy. I took Fang Ze to a teahouse and talked about it from 12 noon to 8 pm after lunch. When Fang Ze was talking about it, all he could think about was Nuwa Fuxi, the emperor, the emperor, the queen of earth, and the Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Emperors.

By the way, this old professor doesn’t really like the prehistoric mythological worldview developed based on Internet literature.

When Fang Ze asked questions, he almost made the old man scold him with a few words.

"We must maintain China's orthodox myths and don't engage in any crooked ways, which can easily mislead future generations." The old professor said angrily.

"Yes, yes, yes." Fang Ze heard the old professor's words and quickly nodded in agreement.

Although he wanted to say that any myth is actually developed from generation to generation, which is what is called in political books to introduce the new from the old.

If there was no development, let alone Chinese mythology, the niche mythological systems of ancient Greece and Northern Europe would have long been forgotten.

It is precisely because of the adaptations of later generations that ancient gods such as Zeus, Athens, Thor, and Odin are known to people.

However, this was purely due to a different worldview, and there was no question of who was right or wrong, so Fang Ze just talked about people and ghosts, which made the old professor feel good.

It was getting late, so Fang Ze supported the old professor and sent him home. "If you are interested, we can have a chat tomorrow."

Although the old professor was a little exhausted after talking all day, he was in a very happy mood. He took Fang Ze's hand and agreed that the two of them would chat for another day tomorrow.

"I got it. I'll come find you at noon tomorrow. Don't worry." Fang Ze knew that the old professor was old and could only teach ancient characters in school. He lacked anyone to accompany him to talk about these ancient myths. He finally caught one Anyone who is interested must talk about it happily, so I agreed wholeheartedly.

After sending the old professor back, Fang Ze found a hotel to stay for one night. He originally wanted to finish talking to the old professor the next day and then drive back to Haiping to wait for the guests to arrive. However, who knew that the old professor was not in good health to begin with. I attended classes for a week and chatted with Fang Ze again on Saturday and Sunday. As soon as I closed my eyes, I fainted in the teahouse. Fang Ze could only send the old professor to the hospital. After learning that it was nothing serious, he still stayed Bedside care.

The old professor was lying on the bed. Fang Ze was bored. He took out his mobile phone and looked for it to see if his first two guests, the Dragon Mother and the Spartan, had stayed at his place for a week. Did they post anything after they returned? Change.

The first is Dragon Mother. After this little girl returned, her political skills improved a lot. She appeared very mature in the process of regaining Slave Bend, and it was not as difficult as in the original work.

However, Fang Ze didn't know whether this would change the ending of the entire story. After all, the author of this book is an author who wants to transcend everything from the starting point.

It has taken more than thirty years to write the finale. Fang Ze doesn't know if he can wait until the end in this life. If it doesn't work, he can only let his son burn to him after the ending.

The second one is Sparta.

Nothing has changed. Although Leonidas was prepared for the Persians to retreat, the Spartan troops were too small. Even if the Persians retreated, they did not have enough power to stop them, so they still fought. Died at Thermopylae.

However, their lines have undergone some changes in the movie.

These Spartan warriors kept shouting Spartan and dead fagots until they died.

There is a special explanation in the comments below the video, saying that the term gay was actually used to praise warriors with strong muscles at the beginning, and dying as a gay is the ultimate honor of every gay, that is, dying in battle. battlefield.

These words only changed to their current meaning later, so if you meet Greeks, you must affectionately call them faggots.

Ahem, luckily it was the Spartans who came this time and not the Athenians who founded the Olympics.

Otherwise, when they go back, the Olympic champions might be rewarded with the title of gay.

(End of chapter)