The Wuling Hongguang Batmobile drove downstairs, but Fang Ze was in no hurry to get out of the car and go back.
He remembered that the windows at home were open before he left, so now that he had Jingwei's feathers, Fang Ze decided to try to become a bird and fly back.
Holding Jingwei's feathers in his hand, Fang Ze instantly turned into a Jingwei bird with a thought.
Druid's skills.
Fang Ze shook his bird head, trying his best to adapt to his vision as a bird.
Because the birds' eyes are on both sides of the head, they have a wider field of view, most of which can reach 270 degrees, and a few can even reach 360 degrees.
Of course, such a unique field of vision allows birds to have a very wide field of vision and can easily see objects behind their bodies and above their heads. But it also has a particularly big flaw, that is, it is not easy to judge the distance and location of objects, so birds need to keep nodding to stabilize their vision and determine the location of the target.
Fang Ze, who was not proficient in this technique at first, didn't even fly out of the car window, but after more practice and the help of the Force, he got much better.
"It's a pity that he can't speak human words when he turned into a bird." When Fang Ze flew downstairs to his house, he felt that it was a pity that he couldn't speak human words. Otherwise, he would definitely fly to Xiao Hei's house, tease Xiao Hei, and give Xiao Hei Be Grandpa Goldfinger for a while.
But the old man can't be that. It's okay to fly to Xiao Hei's house and peek at what Xiao Hei is doing.
Fang Ze took a few glances and found the location of Xiao Hei's bedroom based on his memory. Seeing that the window of Xiao Hei's house was not closed, he flew in through the window and stopped on the window sill.
In Xiaohei's bedroom at this time, besides himself, there was An Ruoxi.
"Why do you have to put makeup on me?" Xiao Hei sat on the bench like a good baby, letting An Ruoxi spit on his face with some makeup.
"There have been more and more people at our animation exhibition these days. As the boss standing in front of the stage, you naturally have to dress up handsomely." An Ruoxi said, and closed the mirror in front of Xiao Hei on the table. Go up and don't let Xiao Hei look in the mirror.
"Do you believe me?" An Ruoxi asked Xiao Hei.
"I believe you." Xiao Hei nodded quickly.
"Then I'll cover your eyes from now on. When I finish putting on makeup, will you be able to see what you look like?"
"Just put on makeup casually, there's no need for this." Xiao Hei's color drifted away.
"Mu." When An Ruoxi heard Xiao Hei say this, she reached over and kissed Xiao Hei on the cheek. "Just be obedient. When I finish putting on makeup, you can do whatever you want."
"Then it's a deal." When Xiao Hei heard what An Ruoxi said, he immediately got into his head and said to An Ruoxi, "Then we have an agreement. We can do whatever we want."
"Don't worry." An Ruoxi smiled and tied a ribbon on Xiao Hei's face, blocking his eyes. "I keep my word."
Xiao Hei was only focused on YY at this time and had no chance to see the murderous intent hidden in An Ruoxi's smile.
Fang Ze was the only one on the window sill looking bad.
"Is there a little bird?" An Ruoxi tied a bandage on Xiao Hei, and only then saw Fang Ze's presence.
"I've never seen sparrows around here, how could there be a bird? But I can let you see another bird in a while." With his eyes tied, Xiao Hei became bolder and faced An Ruoxi as usual. Fang Ze and the others were talking about porn like little friends.
An Ruoxi didn't have much shy reaction after hearing Xiao Hei's words. She took a piece of bread placed in front of the table, tore off a small piece, kneaded it into crumbs, and then carefully placed it on the windowsill not far from Fang Ze.
"Does An Ruoxi have a good heart?" Fang Ze moved his body in front of the bread crumbs to save face, but did not peck at it. He just pretended to touch the window sill with his beak a few times.
An Ruoxi felt much better when she saw that Fang Ze had not escaped. From the bag she carried with her, she took out one after another cosmetics that Fang Ze, a straight man, didn't recognize, and then carefully applied them on Xiao Hei's face.
"Xiao Xi, why do I feel that the cosmetics you put on me don't look like men's cosmetics?" Xiao Hei, who was sitting on the sofa, felt something was wrong and asked.
"There are several models that are suitable for both men and women." An Ruoxi answered quickly while speeding up her makeup.
"No, this smell is the smell of CPB night lotion." As a veteran transvestite, Xiao Hei smelled the smell of a cosmetic that An Ruoxi used for herself, "This is the top lady series, why are you using it for me. "
"What are you doing? Of course I want to see what you look like when you dress up as a woman." An Ruoxi had finished all the makeup work at this time. Before Xiao Hei could react, she reached out and took out a women's clothing from her bag. The wig was put on Xiao Hei's head.
So in Fang Ze's field of vision, Xiao Hei dressed as a woman appeared again.
It's just that this time the little black girl's makeup is not as tight as the last time she put on her own makeup, nor does it have fake breasts.
But this is still amazing enough.
Moreover, it was enough for An Ruoxi to tell whether Xiao Hei was the cross-dressing grandma who cheated on her feelings at the last comic exhibition and went to the toilet with her.
"Wait." Xiao Hei also felt that something was wrong, but when he took off his blindfold, he only faced An Ruoxi, who was looking at him with a sneer.
"Well, give me three minutes to explain." Xiao Hei stood up the mirror on the table. When he saw what he looked like now, he hurriedly tried to find a way out for himself.
"I'll give you thirty minutes to explain to me how you tricked me into going to the toilet with you last time at the Comic Con!" An Ruoxi didn't give Xiao Hei any chance to explain at all.
How can a woman at this time be rational
I saw her throwing herself into Xiao Hei's arms, pinching and grabbing him, and pushing Xiao Hei from the chair to the bed.
After all, with An Ruoxi's character, she would definitely be angry if she found out that the man she had been staying with was even more beautiful than herself when dressed as a woman. Not to mention that Xiao Hei lied to her last time.
Seeing the helpless Xiao Hei who was suddenly attacked, Fang Ze thought that he had to give his gay friend an assist.
Flying to the wallet that Xiao Hei put on the table, Fang Ze opened the wallet with force. Sure enough, he saw the condom that Xiao Hei used for transportation. So he grabbed the condom without hesitation, then flapped his wings and flew to Xiao Hei. From the sky above Hei and An Ruoxi, he loosened his claws and threw the condom down, falling right on Xiao Hei's face.
"Ruoxi." Xiao Hei reached out and took off the condom that fell on his face, then looked at An Ruoxi and said, "You said before that I can do anything after putting on makeup. How about I put it on first?" Now that I’ve done it, you’re going to do yours again?”
(End of chapter)