"What's your name?" Fang Ze wouldn't be angry with a clever and weird little loli.
Although this little loli has some naughty attributes, she often looks cute and good-looking, which does make people angry a lot.
Although it is a bit politically incorrect to say this, the reason why the term "political correctness" exists is because people are actually a little politically incorrect subconsciously. If we don't pull out a politically correct tiger skin, it will easily lead to social turmoil. Some aspect is out of control.
For example, good-looking people are called silly when they act silly, while ugly people are called really stupid when they act silly.
Of course, nothing in this world is absolute.
If you can have the ability of being called dad by many people like a man named Ma, you can also single-handedly sway most people's aesthetics.
"You put me down first and then I will tell you my name." This naughty little loli saw that Fang Ze spoke kindly and was kind-hearted, so she became a little unscrupulous.
"Then you'd better hang up first." With a wave of his hand, Fang Ze summoned a rope, tied the naughty little loli's ankles, and then hoisted her into the air.
"Put me down!" the naughty little loli yelled. "I'll tell you my name. My name is Alan."
"Shh." Fang Ze looked at the little girl who called herself Alan and motioned her not to speak for the time being. "Children who love lying are not good children. If you don't want to say your name, then you have to hang up for a while."
"What I said is true." Alan shouted, "It's really true. My real name is Alan, the name my father gave me."
Alan kept shouting, his voice getting louder and louder, like a human-shaped sonic bomb.
Fang Ze heard that he was worried and looked around twice on the bedside table. He found a bag of bread just sitting on the bedside table. So Fang Ze picked up the bread bag, tore open the package, took out the bread and stuffed it into Alan. mouth, let her calm down first.
"Where are you?" Fang Ze turned to the other three little lolita and asked.
"My name is Fang Yanqing, and I have met Mr. Landlady." The little lolita who stopped Alan from pouring water on Fang Ze had to give Fang Ze a formal disciple's salute.
Well, the name sounds very ordinary. It doesn't look like the name of an important character at all. No matter which martial arts novel it is, as long as the role of the heroine is not low, the name must be chosen carefully by the author, and people can guess that this heroine is an important figure at a glance.
But Fang Ze had indeed never heard of such a vulgar name as Fang Yanqing. No impression at all.
Fang Ze originally wanted to ask more carefully. But there were two lolita beside him. If he asked Fang Yanqing a few more words, it would inevitably give the other two children a feeling of favoring one over the other, so Fang Ze temporarily asked the next little loli what her name was.
"My name is Wu Xingyun." The third little loli introduced herself.
The name sounded familiar to Fang Ze, and after thinking for a moment, he figured out who she was.
The Tianshan Tonglao in Tian Long Ba Bu!
In the original work of Tianlong Babu, because Tianshan Tonglao appears as an old witch with the appearance of an eighty-nine-year-old child, but is actually over ninety years old, people call her Tianshan Tonglao, and her true identity is not written in the book. What is your name.
However, later in the movie Tian Long Ba Part 8: Tianshan Tong Lao, in which the three female stars Gong Li, Brigitte Lin, and Zhang Min competed with each other in acting, the Tian Shan Tong Lao was called Wu Xingyun.
Could it be that the person coming this time is also the fake loli Tianshan Tonglao who is already in her 80s or 90s
Fang Ze thought of this and asked subconsciously. "How old are you this year?"
"Nine years old." Wu Xingyun replied.
Athena's vision test passed.
It seems that the person here is a real loli, Wu Xingyun, not a fake loli who has lived for more than a hundred years. Although it is legal, people cannot arouse the interest in getting to know her.
"What about you?" Fang Ze turned to the last little loli and asked.
This loli mentioned the Quanzhen Sect before, and said that there was someone in the Tianzhen Sect who was rated as the best in the world by her master, so Fang Ze guessed that this little loli was most likely either Little Dragon Girl or Li Mochou.
"My name is Li Mochou." This little girl spoke in a soft voice and didn't seem to know much about etiquette. She gave people a timid feeling.
Considering that Li Mochou and Xiao Longnu had not been out of ancient tombs much since they were young, this kind of personality was normal.
"My name is Fang Ze." Fang Ze introduced himself to the third brother, "You can call me brother Fang Ze. I will be responsible for taking care of you these days. You must be obedient."
"Yeah." "Okay." "Yes." The three little lolita with different personalities answered respectively.
"My, my real name is Alan." Just when Fang Ze finished speaking, the little loli who was hung up spoke again.
"Eh?" Fang Ze looked over curiously.
He had obviously blocked this little loli's mouth with bread just now. How come this little loli can speak again now
Fang Ze took a closer look and discovered that this little lolita was using her tongue to hook the innermost part of the bread to eat the bread. While Fang Ze was talking, this little lolita had actually stuffed Fang Ze into her mouth. I've eaten most of the bread in it, so I can talk.
What a talent.
Fang Ze shook his head and waved the little loli down.
"Brother Fang Ze." After hearing Fang Ze's previous self-introduction, this little loli quickly called out to Fang Ze intimately, "You finally believe that my name is Alan."
Believe it or not.
The reason why Fang Ze let her go was that he felt that children could be punished, but the main purpose was education and persuasion, so he let her go so that he could have a good talk with her about the deception.
"You said your name is Alan, then let me ask you, what is your surname and your given name. Alan sounds like a nickname, it can't be your real name."
Fang Ze's words made Alan froze on the spot. She frowned and thought hard for a while before saying, "I don't know what my last name is. My parents have called me Alan since I was a child, so naturally I will My name is Alan."
"What's your father's surname?" Fang Yanqing, who had been ridiculed by Alan before, saw Alan's vague words and immediately stepped forward to ask.
"Who am I to tell you?" Alan replied unwillingly. "Isn't it rare to know your father's last name? I'm too lazy to ask my father."
"Looking at the way you are dressed, I'm afraid you are not a child from a remote rural family. That's why you don't know your father's surname." Fang Yanqing shouted, "Three of us have surnames, but you are the only one who doesn't. You really is an anomaly."
"Huh, who said I don't have a surname?" Alan shouted after hearing Fang Yanqing's words, "I do have a surname. My father's surname is Ding. Do you know, Ding?"
The surname is Ding, Alan
Hearing the words of the naughty little loli, Fang Ze suddenly guessed the true identity of this little loli, but before he could speak, something like a pop suddenly streaked across the sky outside the window.
ps: QAQ, I promised to update two chapters but it turned out to be late. I'm better today. I will definitely finish updating it before twelve o'clock in the evening. I will go to bed first and get up to type.
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