My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 72: A small victory

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"Acquitted?!" Fang Ze asked Hannibal a little strangely, "Isn't it possible? There were only two people at the scene. One of them must be the murderer. Why was he released?"

"Procedural justice." Hannibal looked at Fang Ze and said, "We can't find who is the murderer, and we can't deduce the crime scene. We can only acquit him, otherwise what else can we do."

Hannibal continued, "For example, if I am caught, the only people who can be sentenced are those crimes for which the prosecutor has found evidence. As for the others whose bodies have been destroyed by me, they will not be sentenced. This is human beings." Sadly, the law is not as useful as you think."

Fang Ze knew that Hannibal was going to do what he did before, regarding whether what he was doing was legal or not, so he quickly glanced at the mirror in front of him, then turned to Hannibal and said , "Let's talk about the issues of the case."

"uh-huh."

"Now it seems that the key to the problem is whether we can deduce who is the murderer."

"Yes." Hannibal said, "Because I missed some small evidence, so you only need to start from human nature and deduce who is the most likely murderer. I would like to remind you that the victim died very miserably."

What does the tragic death have to do with who the murderer is? Fang Ze didn't understand Hannibal's logic at first, but Hannibal's prompts made him focus on Hannibal's previous description.

The victim was beaten to death with a baseball bat.

Baseball is not a popular sport in China, but everyone is familiar with baseball bats, because this thing is a weapon used in street melees. It is very easy to use to beat people, but beating a person to death with a baseball bat, and the deceased The death was very tragic, so it can only mean that there was a very big conflict between the victim and the criminal suspect, which could even rise to the point of mortal enmity.

Then, there is only one possibility.

Fang Ze finally understood why Hannibal told him this kind of case.

"The murderer must be the husband of the deceased." Fang Ze said.

"That's right." Hannibal said with a pleasant smile, "Only a husband can kill someone next time, and only a husband can hate a woman so much. This is the tragedy of human nature."

"Well, it's a bit awkward for you to use this as an example." Fang Ze looked at Hannibal and said.

"What's wrong?"

Fang Ze decided not to waste time with Hannibal on this aspect, so he directly took out his mobile phone, called Lin Xiaoxin, turned on the public broadcast, and put the mobile phone on the table.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Lin Xiaoxin seemed to be eating in the cafeteria, her words were slurred.

"What if I don't like you one day after we get married."

"You, why don't you like me?" Lin Xiaoxin said while swallowing something in her mouth, "I can act cute and sing Little Star, how could you not like me."

Forehead.

"Shouldn't the song be a little love song? What the hell is Little Star?"

"You are stupid, how do you know the song Little Star?" Lin Xiaoxin finished her food and her voice finally sounded clear.

"There seems to be an advertisement or something, it's called, Daddy, can you sing Little Star?"

"Yes, son, I can sing."

grass.

Got tricked by Lin Xiaoxin.

"Oh, are you angry? I'll sing a little love song to you." Lin Xiaoxin cleared her throat and started singing over the phone.

"This is a simple little love song, singing about the twists and turns of people's hearts. I think I am very happy. When I have your warmth, the air around my feet turns..."

Lin Xiaoxin's voice was very soft and cute, like the iced glutinous rice balls eaten in summer. When she took one bite, her teeth sank into the softness, surrounded by sweetness and coolness.

While listening to the song, Fang Ze looked at Hannibal. The meaning in his eyes was: What can you tell a person like me who is passionately in love about the humanity between husband and wife? !

"You're not gay?!" Hannibal was so angry that he almost vomited blood because of Fang Ze's unexpected mouthful of dog food.

Fang Ze and Lin Xiaoxin exchanged a few words, hung up the phone, then looked at Hannibal and said, "You really think I'm gay."

"You are very good at criminal psychology, so you are also good at profiling people, inferring a person's interests, hobbies, personality, etc. In the process, I continued to use various methods to deepen your misunderstanding that I am gay. So after the initial determination, you threw out this case, nominally to talk about the ugliness of human nature, but actually you wanted to use my tone to observe whether I am gay."

As Fang Ze spoke, he squatted in front of Hannibal and asked curiously, "Actually, what I want to know more is, if you are sure that I am a gay, will you ** me and let me Untie you, you actually have this intention."

"I didn't." Hannibal tilted his head and refused to continue the conversation with Fang Ze on this issue. The young Hannibal was misled by a trap set by Fang Ze who was fully prepared and understood him well. It was also the first victory between Fang Ze and Hannibal.

Fang Ze really wanted to sing a song about Little Star at this moment, because being able to outperform the famous Hannibal, even a little bit like the younger version, made Fang Ze feel happy.

No wonder those perverts in movies and TV dramas like to evade taxes so much. No, it’s a pleasure. This feeling is really good. It’s endless fun to fight with others.

Fang Ze felt that he somewhat understood a pervert named Mapo who was crazy about tax evasion (pleasure). (Mapo: Kirei Kotomine, a pervert in the famous two-dimensional series Fate)

The happy Fang Ze put away the small mirror on the table, put it into his pocket, put the towel in Hannibal's mouth again, and then returned to his bedroom to work on the paper again.

Another safe day passed. Fang Ze woke up from his sleep. Today was already the third day since Hannibal arrived. As long as he persisted for two more days, he would be completely liberated. Should he take advantage of this time to go online? Find out how to make cat meat, and when the big cat comes, cook this cheating cat.

As an outstanding young man with a bright future, a Loli in his arms, and a comfortable life, Fang Ze now begins to regret signing a contract with Da Miao. The style of a successful person like us is obviously inconsistent with the style of the protagonists of ordinary online novels.

I originally thought they were just normal guests, but now what the hell are you talking about? Forget about Conan, a time bomb like Hannibal is here too. You might as well just get me a lion. The tiger lives at home.

But complaints are complaints, now that the contract has been signed, there is probably no way to regret it, and the benefits are obvious. Bruce's language master ability alone makes Fang Ze a lot more convenient when watching the show.

Moreover, Fang Ze was recently looking online to see if there was a subtitle group that could take him in, give him some training, and see if he could get into the translation circle and get a part-time job or something.

Part-time translation jobs are quite lucrative.

(End of chapter)