When he woke up on Saturday morning, Fang Ze called his brother Fang Cheng. When Fang Cheng answered the phone, he was about to talk about something, but Fang Cheng said that he was busy with a case and would call Fang Ze back later, so Fang Cheng Ze had no choice but to hang up the phone and prepare to find other things to do to kill the weekend.
Fang Ze originally planned to fly to Haiping to find Lin Xiaoxin, but it turned out that Lin Xiaoxin was the busiest with her studies there, so she told Fang Ze that even if he flew there now, the two of them wouldn't have much time to hang out.
Well, Superman's wife also needs to work and study. No matter how much Fang Ze wanted Lin Xiaoxin to stay with him, he would have to wait until Lin Xiaoxin graduated to discuss the matter with her.
But before a man gets married, the person who accompanies him most is definitely not his girlfriend, but his good friends.
As soon as Fang Ze hung up the phone with Lin Xiaoxin, Lao Ao sent a message asking if Fang Ze had been busy recently. He said that there was an event for up owners at Bili Station in Didu on Sunday, and he hoped that Fang Ze could accompany him. Go together.
It happened that Fang Ze was also free, so he drove to Lao Ao's house early on Sunday morning to pick him up.
"Where is your girlfriend?" Fang Ze asked as he watched Lao Ao open the car door and come up, "I thought you were taking your girlfriend and me to the event."
"Isn't my girlfriend a doctor? She's too busy. I can't see her a few times a month. How can I still have time to bring her to such an event? Besides, if I can bring her, what else do I ask you to do? .”
"It turns out that I'm just a substitute for your girlfriend." After hearing Lao Ao's words, Fang Ze put his hand on his chest and said, "It's really heartbreaking."
"If you don't mind sacrificing your chrysanthemum, you can be my girlfriend's substitute." Lao Ao joked after Fang Ze's words.
"Forget it." Fang Ze quickly refused, "Why are you so gay now that you have a girlfriend?"
"Are there any conflicts between the two?"
"No." Fang Ze gave up discussing this topic with Lao Ao.
"Right." The two drove for a while, Lao Ao looked at his phone, and then said to Fang Ze, "Now can you pick up another friend for me? I also have an up who I want to go to. The place where I live happens to be right next to us. On the past route.”
"Okay." Fang Ze asked Lao Ao to tell him the location, and then he drove over.
Twenty minutes later, a handsome young man opened the car door and came up.
"Wow, brother, your license plate number is pretty cool. I almost didn't dare to come up here." The young man opened the door and praised Fang Ze's license plate number in the first sentence, which made Fang Ze have a lot of respect for him. Good impression.
Fang Ze bought this car with his own money, but he asked Wang Cheng for the license plate number. Although it was not a brand from a special department, the number ended with three sixes, which was quite auspicious.
However, this kind of thing must be praised by others to show its value. Lao Nao is a veteran cadre and has never understood this kind of thing, so from the time he got in the car to now, he has not mentioned the license plate number to Fang Ze in a single word. Fang Ze was too embarrassed to bring it up to show off, as it seemed too deliberate.
But fortunately, finally a knowledgeable person came. After hearing what the young man said, Lao Ao also raised his head and looked at Fang Ze and asked, "What's wrong with your license plate number? What's so special about it?"
"It's nothing. I just bought the car because it didn't have a license plate, so I asked someone I knew for one. Maybe the number was a bit auspicious." Fang Ze pretended that it was a trivial matter and replied calmly.
Then he was going to wait for Lao Ao to ask about the specific digits of the license plate number, and tell Lao Ao how awesome this license plate number was, and that ordinary people couldn't get it with money.
But he overestimated the sensitivity of a person who only knew which game the world's earliest easter egg was in.
After listening to Fang Ze's words, Lao Ao simply said yes, and then nothing more happened.
Lao Ao's reaction made Fang Ze have no chance to say out a lot of words he was holding in his stomach, and he almost choked to death on the spot.
Fortunately, at this time, the young man who had just got on the bus began to introduce himself, which relieved Fang Ze's embarrassment.
"Friend, my name is Wu Zhiya, and my ID on Bili is a big scam. What about you?"
Big liar
Fang Ze turned his head and glanced at Wu Zhiya, feeling that this guy's ID was more suitable for him.
However, he still introduced himself, "Just call me Fang Ze. I'm just casually playing on Bili. I'm not famous. This time I mainly want to accompany my old age."
"Then you two are good friends." Wu Zhiya asked, looking at Fang Ze and Lao Ao.
"You can say that." Fang Ze nodded.
"Well, then am I a little embarrassed to come here?"
When Fang Ze heard what Wu Zhiya said, he thought he was embarrassed for hitchhiking. He was about to say something when he heard him continue, "If I wasn't here, you could have taken the time to sit in the car before attending the event." Do some things that only men can do, but now that I’m here, are you embarrassed to do it?”
Wu Zhiya's speaking voice is a bit like that of Little Shota, but it sounds very innocent and pure. But the content of what he said was really not pure at all.
But Fang Ze doesn't care about this. He had seen countless gay men over the years, so he immediately said, "It doesn't matter. My car is big enough anyway. What's the difference between two and three people? We can do it together."
"I'm afraid I'll be too powerful and knock you both down, and you won't be able to go to the venue in a while."
"It doesn't matter, I have very good physical strength. Not to mention two people, even ten people can't knock me down, so don't worry."
"Really?" Wu Zhiya looked at Fang Ze with wide eyes and said, "Then let's try it now. You two come first, and then I will join you when I find the most suitable time."
"No, no, no, in order to prove to you that my physical strength is really good, please let you and I come first. I will fuck you down first, and then go to Lao Yao."
"Baby, I'm so shy when you say that." Wu Zhiya said, pretending to take off her shirt.
"F*ck! Wait!" Lao Ao on the side finally couldn't bear seeing the two such gay people, and shouted, "What are you two going to do, in broad daylight, under the bright sky, openly having sex?"
"Who said we were gay? Where did you think we were?" Fang Ze said to Lao Ao, "Didn't we just talk about playing games?"
"Why is he taking off his clothes to play games?!" Lao Ao pointed at Wu Zhiya and asked.
"I'm talking about arm wrestling, so I had to take off my clothes to make it easier to use force. I didn't expect it to be misunderstood as playing a game." Wu Zhiya looked at Lao Ao with innocent eyes and asked, "Lao Ao didn't expect the three of us. It’s the most gay thing, you can even interpret this as being gay.”
(End of chapter)