My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 80: Be prepared with both hands

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"We are indeed taking pictures." Hannibal glared at Fang Ze before speaking slowly.

Indeed, the time now was too short, and he really couldn't do anything he wanted to do. Although he could attack everyone and then escape, leaving a mess for Fang Ze to clean up, such a petty approach was not in line with Hannibal. The practice is too rough.

When the two policemen saw that the matter was settled, they grabbed Yu Yancai and went out. However, Xiao Hei and Gan Xuan stayed in the room, looking at Fang Ze and Hannibal suspiciously.

Is it as simple as just taking a photo

"Xiao Hei, I'm sorry to trouble you this time." Fang Ze thanked Xiao Hei and said to Gan Xuan, "Girl, hurry up and go back. Who said you should give me the key if you want it? You didn't know to call me in advance." Just give me a notification."

"Don't be mean to me. I don't have your phone number." Gan Xuan said, taking out her cell phone and saying to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang Ze, please give me your WeChat account. I will notify you in advance next time."

"Is there a next time?" Fang Ze looked at Gan Xuan and raised his eyebrows.

"Oops, I said the wrong thing." Gan Xuan pretended to be shy for a moment, then glanced at Hannibal, then at Fang Ze and said, "Give me your WeChat account. If you need anything in the future, you can contact me directly. No need to look for my mother."

"Gan Xuan, you shouldn't be interested in Fang Ze, why are you so anxious to get WeChat?" Xiao Hei joked at the side.

"No way." Gan Xuan looked away as if her thoughts were revealed by Xiao Hei.

"If nothing happens, let's go back first." Xiao Hei glanced at Hannibal secretly and left with Gan Xuan. Fang Ze finally breathed a sigh of relief and took out a few red-wrapped things in his pocket. Come out and put it on the table.

These are condoms. Fang Ze bought them from the self-service vending machine next to the corridor in the community.

Fang Ze's plan was that once the reason for taking pictures could not convince a few people, he would take out condoms and explain what kind of relationship he and Hannibal had, and then he wanted to have something exciting and went out to buy condoms just now.

Of course, Fang Ze would not do this unless absolutely necessary. This kind of anecdotes spread faster than the Shenzhou spacecraft taking to the sky. Fang Ze doesn’t want to become a celebrity overnight, and maybe even be criticized by others. Make it into a joke and post it online.

"There are still eight minutes left. I think I still have time to sort out the problems between us." Hannibal rolled up his sleeves gracefully, then walked out of bed, moved his wrists, and looked at Fang Ze.

"Qiaodou Sack." Fang Ze waved his hand in front of Hannibal, "I have something to say."

However, Hannibal is not a person who has something to say. Five minutes later, Fang Ze's hands and feet were tied to the chair by Hannibal.

Although this posture is much more comfortable than Fang Ze's posture of binding Hannibal, but!

Fang Ze is tied up here, who the hell is going to untie him!

After Hannibal tied up Fang Ze, it was almost time to leave. He glanced at Fang Ze, stuffed Fang Ze's mouth with a towel, then lowered his head to Fang Ze's cheek, and kissed Fang Ze slowly. He said in a tone of voice, "I hope I can be a guest at your home next time."

After Hannibal finished speaking, he left, leaving Fang Ze alone and crying without tears. Is this the last counter-attack

Just after Hannibal left, Fang Ze twisted his wrists hard, trying to break free as soon as possible and loosen the nylon rope that bound him. Because the nylon rope is tied to the chair, if Fang Ze keeps rubbing, he still has a chance to break free.

However, Fang Ze's movement was accompanied by an orange cat gracefully jumping onto the bed and he stopped pulling down.

At this moment, Fang Ze suddenly felt that he was quite mentally retarded, and he actually forgot that the big cat would come over after the guests left.

The big cat jumped on Fang Ze's shoulder, came over and helped Fang Ze bite off the towel ball, and then gently broke the nylon rope with his claws.

Although the cat's claws are supposed to be able to break the nylon rope, the cat's vocal cords cannot produce human sounds, so who knows what kind of creature Big Meow is, this orange cat.

Fortunately, Fang Ze is not a biology student, otherwise the first time the big cat starts to speak, he will be pulled into the laboratory and dissected to see what magical changes have occurred in the vocal cords.

Da Meow untied the rope for Fang Ze, but Fang Ze didn't seem very grateful. Instead, he immediately grabbed the back of Da Meow's neck, then carried Da Meow all the way to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and washed his face. The basin was filled with water, and then the big cat was pressed into it.

As we all know, cats are afraid of water, and big cats are especially afraid.

Therefore, after Fang Ze pushed the big cat into the water, he started struggling, but how could Fang Ze let him out!

"I can't kill you, a big cat, today, so I'll write it in square words and round words."

The big cat's whole body was soaked by the water from the faucet, and soon everything became wet, and the fur on his body was close to the skin, making him look much thinner.

However, this also made it more difficult for Fang Ze to hold on. Suddenly, the big cat slipped out of the water basin and ran into Fang Ze's bed like crazy and rubbed against it.

"Come here." Fang Ze chased into the bedroom and hooked his fingers, signaling the big cat to come over obediently.

The big cat shook its head like a rattle, expressing its refusal.

"If you don't come over, I'll put you on a hunger strike."

"Hunger strike." Da Meow rubbed his head against Fang Ze's quilt, and then said to Fang Ze, "Don't you want the extra money of two thousand yuan a week?"

"I almost died if I wanted your geoduck."

"Huh?!" Da Miao looked at Fang Ze in shock and said, "Can't you guess that the lives of guests and hosts are connected? No matter how vicious the guests are, they will never hurt you. I am so considerate Master Meow, how could you not make such preparations?"

"Do you only have cat food in your mind?" Fang Ze said to Da Meow, "He killed someone here, can I get away with it?"

"Well, that's true." The big cat put its paw into its mouth, made a look of surprise, and then said thoughtfully, "I seem to have thought nothing of it."

"The contract is terminated and I quit."

"Once signed, it cannot be canceled. What we signed is an overlord contract." Da Miaotian shamelessly waved his paw and said, "You agreed voluntarily at the beginning."

"Voluntary." Fang Ze sneered, "Do you need me to tell you about how you hypnotized me?"

"Didn't you already say it?" Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "Suspicion without evidence is just paper in the toilet, it doesn't count."

"You want evidence." Fang Ze stopped trying to catch the big meow. He sat on the edge of the bed, looked at the big meow and said, "Then I will tell you the evidence now."

"Do you still remember what you said to me on the day Conan left?" Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and asked.

(End of chapter)