My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 81: Hannibal's little gift

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"What did you say?" Da Miao looked at Fang Ze pretending to be stupid.

"You ask me why I'm single?" Fang Ze grabbed Da Meow's ears and rubbed them, "Tell me, do you have many clones in different time and space or did you just want to change the subject at that time."

Although Fang Ze was not sure whether Da Meow's intelligent soul could read the memories during its absence, the words Da Meow used to threaten Fang Ze when he first asked Fang Ze if he wanted to sign a contract were to think about it. The cost after getting a girlfriend.

After Conan left, a week later, this guy was surprised that he was single again. In this case, either there were different time and space clones, or the topic was changed.

Because Fang Ze happened to ask Da Miao if he could terminate the contract.

"I actually forgot. Hannibal will definitely try to hypnotize you when he comes." After licking his paws, the big cat said in hindsight, "Mistake, mistake."

"How dare you say you made a mistake when you were caught?" Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said, "I didn't perform sterilization on you before because I thought you were quite well-behaved and didn't make any noise. Looks like it now."

Fang Ze looked at the underside of Da Meow insidiously, "You are a male cat. It is very convenient to undergo sterilization surgery. With one cut, all six of your cats will be clean."

"What are you going to do?" Da Miao covered his lower body in horror, looked at Fang Ze and said, "I treat you as a brother, but you actually want to castrate me."

"It's useless for you to use that thing, and there are no little female cats nearby. You see, I simply took you to the pet hospital and cut it off. It is also to think about your future life. This is to fulfill my responsibility as a shit shoveler. .”

"We have something to discuss." Big Meow knew that he could stop Fang Ze now, but after his wise soul left, Fang Ze, a ruthless man, would definitely be able to do what he said.

"If you have something to say, please explain it to me first."

"The situation was like this." Da Miao said hesitantly, "I had just finished dealing with a witch at that time, and I learned a little about the witch's hypnosis, so when I asked you to accept guests, I saw that you were not firm. , I just used a little bit of hypnosis."

"Wait, it's not hypnosis." Seeing Fang Ze raise his eyebrows, Da Miao quickly waved his paw and said, "I just pushed you to make you agree. Besides, you know that you are very vigilant. You have done what you did when you were a child. Like a thief, so in order to gain your trust, I also added a little witchcraft to myself, so that you can subconsciously trust me."

"I've already confessed everything I need to. Look, it's about my little brother."

"Have you finished explaining everything?" Fang Ze didn't take his eyes off Da Miao's little brother, and continued, "Did you forget the most important thing and didn't explain it? Why did you use the topic of being single to distract me? I’m asking you whether the contract can be terminated.”

"It stands to reason that as long as the contract is voluntarily agreed, it cannot be terminated. But I am not sure whether the use of temptation is also voluntary, and I can't deceive you, so I forcefully change the subject."

"Have you finished the explanation?" Fang Ze coughed, and like the police in the TV series, he took a water cup and started drinking water. In fact, he was subconsciously putting pressure on Big Meow.

"It's really over." Big Meow grabbed the ground with his head and said to Fang Ze, "Great shit shoveler, I'm not sure whether the contract can be terminated now. You said that if something unexpected happens, you let How can I live alone? Who gives me food and drink?"

"You also know that I am the one who feeds and clothes you." Fang Ze glanced sideways at Da Meow, knowing that although he was not sure whether what Da Meow said that it could not deceive Fang Ze and whether there would be any accidents when the contract was terminated was true.

But he doesn't really want to terminate the contract, and he's not stupid. Although this job still seems dangerous now, it only causes him trouble and does not pose much of a threat to his life. And now it seems The income seems pretty good.

As the saying goes, capitalists who have 300% profit will dare to send themselves to the gallows. Well, it doesn't seem to be very accurate. Fang Ze is not a capitalist either. Let’s change it to a more down-to-earth sentence: starve the timid to death and starve the bold to death.

The time he picked up Bruce, the benefits of the Language Master and the Wuling Hongguang Batmobile had already made Fang Ze a lot of money. Therefore, Fang Ze has no plans to terminate the contract at present. He is clamoring to terminate the contract just to get it from the negotiation with Da Miao. It's just a certain benefit and a warning to Big Meow.

"Of course I know." The big cat jumped on Fang Ze's lap, then climbed along his chest to his shoulders, pressed his little paws, and pretended to squeeze Fang Ze's shoulders. "Pooper, think about it, I actually have a conscience. Didn't Hannibal give you a hint before he came?"

"The movie "Eat Alive" is a bit different from Hannibal."

"Then I will be more accurate next time." Da Miao smiled charmingly, making Fang Ze feel that the fat on his face was shaking. "I also have to abide by some rules, so I can't directly mention the names of the guests. Everyone should be considerate and understanding of each other. Think about it, it's two thousand a week and eight thousand a month. Where can you find this part-time job?"

"Let's finish the other things first. Let me settle the reward for picking up Hannibal first." After Fang Ze said these words, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with what he said, as if he was just out to do that. .

"Okay." The big cat jumped up to the table in the bedroom, and then pulled out a box out of thin air with a swipe of his paw. "This is the gift Hannibal gave you before he left."

Fang Ze looked at the box, which was about half the size of a person, and asked with some confusion, "What is this? Isn't this a psychology book?"

"I don't know." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "What the guests leave for you is considered a tip. I am not qualified to check it. You can check it yourself."

Fang Ze took the box and found a bunch of English letters on it, which translated into a brand of suits called KITON.

Fang Ze opened the box and found that it was indeed a suit, a black suit with clothes, trousers, shirt and vest.

Hannibal wants to give him a suit for Mao

Although Hannibal is indeed very well-dressed, this is not the reason why he gave Fang Ze a suit.

When Fang Ze was confused, Da Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "Try it on, it seems to suit you quite well."

Fang Ze took off his coat, put his suit on, and felt it.

Although it was only worn on the upper body, it felt inexplicably close-fitting and comfortable, as if it was customized for him.

"I've received the news here." Da Miao shook his head, and then said to Fang Ze, "It is said that this is a suit customized by Hannibal for you."

(End of chapter)