My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 836: Chapter 807 Give me a bottle of Kuole

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"Hoo, hoo." After being urged two or three times by Fang Ze, the giant panda was finally harassed. He raised his head and glanced at Fang Ze and then turned his head again. Only then did he remember why he was here. .

"May the Azure Dragon guide your path, my friend. How long have I been asleep?"

"It's been almost a day and a night." Fang Ze patted the giant panda on the shoulder and motioned for him to stand up.

This is a Pandaren, and only Pandaren from Pandaria can say "May the Green Dragon guide your path," such as the famous saying, "May the Green Dragon guide you to catch fish all day long when you have 10 mana."

"That's not too long." The panda stood up in a daze, then shook his head. "But it's a really bad idea to get yourself drunk before embarking on your next journey."

"Yes." Fang Ze looked at the panda man and motioned for him to sit on the ground to rest and let his spirit recover.

After Fang Ze finished talking to the panda man, he looked up at the breeder and the director of the panda house.

These people were all dumbfounded at this time.

When Fang Ze forcibly woke up the giant panda, they thought that Fang Ze was going to be in trouble. The giant panda might slap Fang Ze while he was angry.

But who knew that after the giant panda got up, not only did it not slap Fang Ze on the face, but it also had a friendly conversation with Fang Ze.

Wait, is there something wrong with this

Giant panda, when will it talk? !

"Ahem, this giant panda seems to have been lost by our people." At this time, Wang Cheng was the first to react. He whispered something in the curator's ear, and then the curator immediately Went out first with these keepers.

"This bamboo tastes good." The panda ignored everyone except Fang Ze. This was quite normal.

After all, although the Pandaren camp in World of Warcraft is neutral, the Pandaren who traveled around the world in the early days had a good relationship with the tribal leaders, so the Pandaren are naturally biased towards the tribe and are not too friendly towards humans. Good impression.

"You can eat more if you like it." Fang Ze watched the half-conscious panda stuffing pieces of bamboo into his mouth, so he asked, "But I still don't know your name. Well, what’s your name?”

"My name is Chen Kuifeng." The panda replied, "You can also call me Lao Chen."

Panda Brewmaster Chen Kuifeng, or Chen Stormstout, first appeared as a hero in a neutral tavern in Warcraft. Later, after joining World of Warcraft, he became an important member of the Pandaren clan in Pandaria.

It was precisely because he became good friends with several leaders of the tribe at the beginning that the entire panda people gravitated towards the tribe.

"Then I'll call you Lao Chen." Fang Ze said his name to Chen Kuifeng again, and then invited Chen Kuifeng to leave here and go to his place first.

"By the way, what kind of place is this?" Lao Chen finished eating all the bamboos around him, and then he remembered that he had slept in a strange place for a whole day.

"This is a zoo." Fang Ze simply answered Lao Chen's words, and then added an explanation, "It is also a place where some wild animals are imprisoned."

"Okay, it's another novel place for humans." The pandas obviously didn't understand what a zoo was.

However, this did not prevent him from observing.

Lao Chen stood up, shook the dust off his body, and then discovered that next to him, there were two giant pandas lying there lazily chewing bamboo.

Now he finally understood why there was bamboo in this place where it obviously didn't grow.

"Is this a panda imprisoned by you humans?" Lao Chen didn't get angry easily when he saw a panda being imprisoned nearby.

He could tell whether these giant pandas were living well or not. It was obvious that these pandas were happily eating and pampered and living a very comfortable life.

"It's not imprisonment, it's protection." Fang Ze hurriedly explained, "And these are not pandas, but giant pandas. They can't speak, and the current environment of our planet is not suitable for their reproduction, so humans Take them over and let them live here.”

"It sounds like there's no problem." Old Chen took out his bamboo hat from behind and covered his head. "Damn, I lost my clothes."

After discovering that these giant pandas cannot speak, Lao Chen became less interested in giant pandas.

After all, no matter how similar they look, the difference in IQ is enough for Lao Chen to consciously distinguish pandas from giant pandas.

There are too many kinds of orcs in World of Warcraft, and these orcs will not regard themselves as beings of the same race as animals without intelligence.

For example, a tauren is not a cow, and a centaur is not a horse. And there is also a group of tauren who raise cattle themselves.

Although there is an entertainment saying not to eat beef in front of the tauren, the tauren's own food reserves are generally vegetables, wolf meat and pork.

But in fact, the tauren eat beef. They will never refuse the delicacy of roasted clefthoof beef, and there is a tauren in the Dark Moon who sells beef himself.

"They look so much like us pandas." Lao Chen took a bamboo stick, leaned on the railing and looked at the giant pandas opposite, chewing bamboo with the giant pandas.

"Maybe you are distant relatives." Fang Ze replied.

"Of course this is possible, but these poor little guys have not evolved wisdom themselves."

"Okay, let's go." Lao Chen finished eating, patted his thigh, and deftly climbed out of the railing.

When Fang Ze took Lao Chen out of the panda house, he faced a group of keepers who, although they were ordered not to take pictures or watch, could not help but gathered around them out of curiosity.

They have raised pandas for most of their lives and have never seen a talking panda.

Of course, they were also thankful that there was only one giant panda that could talk. If all the giant pandas could talk, the entire panda house would be transformed.

These cute people will definitely run to the railing, hold on to the railing and say to the tourists coming from outside, "I want to drink Kuola, give me a bottle of Kuola."

No one can resist a panda when it looks cute.

"I have found a car for you. You can take your friend back in the car then." Wang Cheng came over and whispered to Fang Ze.

There were already many people outside the zoo at this time. If Fang Ze walked back to Xihe Street with such a large panda, the entire imperial capital would probably riot.

It's a little slow, so I'll update one chapter first, then two chapters at six o'clock in the afternoon, and two more chapters at twelve o'clock.

(End of chapter)