My Inseparable House Guests

Chapter 96: Tongue flicking

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"I will definitely remember the handsome little brother." Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and said, "My little sister doesn't like you. She specifically wants that little brother's WeChat account. Please show me the photo. What does he look like?" .”

"I'm so handsome, so of course she feels she's not good enough for me." Fang Ze said, picking up his bangs.

"Just be pretty." Lin Xiaoxin, a silly girl, was teased by Fang Ze. She immediately forgot her original purpose and was no longer concerned about the appearance of a handsome little brother in Fang Ze's room.

However, Fang Ze still felt a little worried, what if this silly girl asked him again, so he must find something else for Lin Xiaoxin to do on the way back.

"Hey, Xiaoxin, why don't you sing today?" Fang Ze asked.

"I don't want to sing anymore." Lin Xiaoxin shook her head and said, "Do you think I'm the kind of person who sings casually? It's your blessing to hear it once, but you actually want to hear it a second time."

"That's it." Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Then it seems I can only play the video."

"What video?" Lin Xiaoxin, who was leaning crookedly on her seat, sat upright after hearing Fang Ze's words and looked at Fang Ze.

"Don't you know that the driving recorder can record sound? What's more, my car has in-car video surveillance."

As he spoke, Fang Ze turned on the electronic screen in front of the car and played the scene from the last time Lin Xiaoxin sat in the back singing.

'There is a big liar on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea. He is stupid and stupid and likes to lie to people. '

"Ah!" Lin Xiaoxin became anxious when she saw it and rushed over directly, but Fang Ze immediately shouted, "Driving, driving, be careful of a car accident!"

When Fang Ze shouted, Lin Xiaoxin immediately didn't dare to make any more moves, while Fang Ze smiled proudly. This is called treating others with their own medicine, and this girl is said to have tanned her last time.

Lin Xiaoxin didn't dare to crawl over from the back seat to turn off the video, so she could only sit and watch and listen. On the screen in front of her eyes were various expressions from her videos that were so funny that they could be used as emoticons, and in her ears were her own embarrassing singing.

After a while, Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze begging for mercy and said, "My dear, big darling, baby."

"Well, tell me what you have to say. Sugar-coated bullets from capital are of no use to me." Fang Ze pretended to be driving seriously.

"Can you please just play it once and then delete the video?" Lin Xiaoxin begged for mercy.

"No." Fang Ze said simply and neatly, "I must upload such a memorable video to my mobile phone and listen to it every day. Only in this way can I express my love for you."

"Baby, I know your love for me. You don't need to prove it like this. How about you delete it?"

"What's the benefit of deleting me?" Fang Ze asked.

"Can I sing Little Star to you?" Lin Xiaoxin said in a tearful voice.

"Then you might as well just call me dad."

"Okay." As soon as Fang Ze said these words, Lin Xiaoxin made an OK gesture, and then said, "I started recording just now. If you don't delete it cleanly, I will send this recording to Uncle, let him teach you a lesson when the time comes."

The uncle Lin Xiaoxin was talking about was Fang Ze's father, but Fang Ze still said without fear, "Okay, if you dare to post it then, I will send this video of yours to your home during the Chinese New Year. On TV, let the whole family watch it.”

"Hey, can you please stop bullying people like this?" Lin Xiaoxin stretched her little head forward, looked at Fang Ze and said, "You are going to die together."

"The word "death together" is not appropriate." Fang Ze said to Lin Xiaoxin, "At most, I will only receive a serious education, and I will forget it after a while, and you have to bear the laughter of the whole family for a lifetime, no, not for a lifetime. , when we have children in the future, I will show it to the children. Look, this is what your mother looked like back then, so now do you know why you can't study well?"

"Well, I'm angry, I feel wronged." Lin Xiaoxin pouted and said.

"It's not impossible to delete it." Fang Ze pointed to his shoulder and said, "You rub your shoulder first and I'll think about it."

"Okay, okay." Lin Xiaoxin sat behind Fang Ze, stretched out her two little hands, put them on Fang Ze's shoulders and began to rub Fang Ze's shoulders.

Just like that, they arrived at the entrance of Haiping No. 1 school. Because they had to register before entering, Fang Ze didn't bother to go in. He just turned his head and looked at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Go, have a good rest and go to bed early. Are you guys doing well these days?" There are activities.”

"There is a social practice." When Lin Xiaoxin saw the car stopped, she quickly crawled over from the gap between the seats and wanted to touch the electronic screen to delete her video, but Fang Ze tapped on the electronic screen and the electronic screen automatically shut down. closed.

"Oops." Lin Xiaoxin threw herself too hard and didn't catch it properly. Her head fell onto the seat of the car. Fang Ze quickly held Lin Xiaoxin's head with his hand, and then hugged Lin Xiaoxin with his other hand. With his waist, Lin Xiaoxin was slowly lifted out.

"You promised that you would delete it if I rubbed your shoulders."

"I obviously said think about it." Fang Ze turned to Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Go back to the dormitory quickly. I will remember to delete it when I feel better."

"Who believes you, you big blind person." Lin Xiaoxin looked disbelieving.

"You said dirty words again." Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Believe it or not, next time you dare to say dirty words, I will throw my tongue at yours."

"Humph, I won't give it to you." After Lin Xiaoxin said this, she opened the car door and ran out. After walking a few steps to school, she suddenly remembered something and ran back again.

"I forgot my bag!"

"Secret." Fang Ze said, taking Lin Xiaoxin's bag out of the back seat and handing it to Lin Xiaoxin. Lin Xiaoxin took the bag and waved to Fang Ze and left.

Fang Ze watched the electronic screen surveillance in the city. Lin Xiaoxin entered the school safely, and then he felt relieved and let the Batmobile's intelligent control system, Little Bat, control the car to turn around and drive towards the villa.

On the way, the bored Fang Ze turned on the video playback function of the electronic screen again, and then watched Lin Xiaoxin singing awkwardly on the electronic screen, and took the car all the way back to the villa.

After stopping the car again, Fang Ze took the little white tiger out of the car and let the little white tiger enter the cable car. Just as he was about to enter, he heard a sudden noise coming from the side.

"Why else should we take the cable car?"

"This is a scenic spot. Let us go in. It's not like we won't pay you."

The voice came over clearly, and Fang Ze frowned. When he stepped out of the cable car, he saw a pair of young men and women confronting the staff responsible for managing the cable car.

(End of chapter)