My Life as A Death Guard

Chapter 266: 255 You got a bad start

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The brochures that should have been distributed had been distributed, and the various trainings were going on relatively smoothly. Anyway, due to the characteristics of the Death Guard, there were many empty cabins on the Endurance, so the equipment could be moved directly in and used.

With the encouragement of learning in spare time, and the turnover of personnel caused by various courses, the atmosphere within the Death Guard has become noticeably more relaxed, and the Legion's acceptance of the new Galaspar Death Guard has also increased significantly.

But recently, the gravekeeper reported to Hades that homemade pamphlets began to become popular within the legion, and these pamphlets privately made by the Death Guard even had a tendency to spread to the Cerberus Corps.

Hades silently watched as Gala placed at least four or five small, crude paper cubes with different contents on his desk. He picked up a piece of bread on the table that was about the same hardness as a baguette and took a bite - he heard that it was the work of a culinary student and was sent to Hades by a student of social governance.

Garo folded his arms and looked at Hades in silence, as if rebuking Hades for setting a precedent with his pamphlet.

Hmm. Hades opened one of the books and asked him to take a critical look at what the Death Guard were writing.

Oh, this is Professor Mortarion's summary guide to poisons, and the biological sage's answers to personal questions, and they have summarized the problems.

Hades looked at it, nodded, and took a piece of bread.

"Well enough."

Ecological management and the production and treatment of poisons are the most popular courses in the Death Guard. Even if the best students among them are selected, the Death Guard can still recruit two full teams of pharmacists.

It can be predicted that the Death Guard's pharmacy and toxicology will bear fruitful results in the future.

Mortarion was also pleased to realize that the Death Guard were interested in pharmacy. With a wave of his hand, the Primarch moved out all the redundant poisons in his laboratory and approved Hades' request to expand the Endurance's ecosystem.

It just so happened that the feng shui of Barbarus was just right right now, so the biological sages decided to refer to part of the ecological environment of Barbarus.

Moreover, Hades thought that if these plants suddenly showed signs of lush growth or suddenly withering, the Death Guards would need to be careful, as this would also serve as a warning.

Hades blinked. He couldn't tell whether these Death Guard were really interested in alchemy or in being with Mortarion.

But don't remind Mortarion.

Hades continued to open the next book and immediately became interested.

Yo, this is about the social management he teaches.

What’s interesting is that most of those who chose social governance were of Galapagos descent, with a small number of Barbarus descent. Hades realized that these Barbarus descent seemed very familiar.

Hades was flipping through the booklet with great interest. They were sharing their thoughts on the books recommended by Hades, as well as some personally summarized literacy guides. Most of the books recommended by Hades were academic documents written in cumbersome High Gothic.

It was good. In fact, it was great.

Although not many Death Guards choose social governance compared to ecological governance, at least their attitudes are correct.

Because it involves sharing and communication, and it is sociology, the notebook is quite thick. Hades continued to flip through it.

[Strategy: You can go to the nearest cafeteria and find comrades who are learning cooking there. Eat some of their food. Even though it tastes terrible, you must praise it highly. Then they will share their leftover food with you.]

[Take them, and after training, give them to Commander Hades, and let him taste them on the spot. The commander will stay for a while and answer your questions during this time.]

Hades put down the bread he was eating halfway and stared at it in confusion. This was indeed a gift to him after the training of the Death Guard, and the Death Guard had indeed consulted him about Galaspa's governance experience.

Hades took a deep breath and decided not to delve into it, but next time he would never accept any snacks handed to him by the Death Guard.

The last one or two books also share experiences. Although there are many other training courses, the training on swordsmanship and the use of some unpopular weapons are also very popular. Terrans account for the majority of these free-weapon training courses.

Then there is the last one, which Hades guessed was also of this type.

He looked up at Jialuo who was standing in front of his desk. Although the form of the spread of these things was certainly dangerous, the content was already positive and even worthy of official encouragement.

"Don't be so serious, Jialuo, I think this is all right?"

Jialuo silently pointed at the last book with his finger.

What's wrong

Alarm bells immediately went off in Hardy's mind, hoping it was some religious rumor. He couldn't afford to make another trip.

He took a deep breath and carefully opened the last book.

"Joke Compilation"

ha

Hades turned the first page in disbelief. The shock this booklet gave him was no less than the first time the Death Guard read the Death Guard Guide.

[After a multi-legion cooperative operation, the healthy and intact commander Hades brought an apology letter from the cooperating legion, and they admitted the mistakes they made during the cooperation.

And now the commander is going to read this apology letter to everyone.

"Wait, which cooperative legion is this letter from?"

Captain Garo asked.

"Not the Iron Warriors anyway."

Commander Hades replied.

]

During Hades' brainstorm, Hades' brain overloaded.

He looked up tremblingly and stared at Jialuo, who had a helpless expression on his face.

"Keep watching."

[Just now, the legion commander took the commander away from the foundry hall.

Where did they go

It’s not a cafeteria anyway.]

Hades was silent. He realized that these jokes were all imitations of the jokes he had written.

“That’s not all.”

Garo said slowly.

"They also held a [Don't Laugh Contest] privately."

Hades felt like his question mark was about to break through the sky. Is this the Death Guard? Where is he

As if realizing that Hades was finally shocked, Garo continued with a vengeful mentality.

"This kind of competition is very popular within the Death Guard."

"They have already held the first competition, and the champion is the Barbarusian named Lena."

Hades, who didn't believe in evil, forced Gala to take him to the scene to secretly watch this shocking game, but the scene was far more shocking than he had imagined.

A group of big men with expressionless faces gathered around a small table. Two strong contestants sat at each end of the table. Judging from their appearance, they should both be of Galapagos descent.

"If the Knight of Galaspa choked on his bread, who would die today and why?"

"Sir Knight, because he choked on his bread."

"No, it's three hundred bakers and a messenger boy who will die."

"Why is there a messenger boy?"

"Because he told me the news."

With a chuckle, the person across the table laughed. He seemed to remember something funny, and his laughter became louder and louder, until he couldn't even straighten his back due to laughing so hard.

The crowd watching applauded, and some even started recording something.

"Sorry, you win."

The loser took a deep breath.

"I admire your imagination."

"No," his opponent answered him, "I am the messenger boy."

Compared to the Death Guards who were telling jokes about hell with expressionless faces inside the house, Hades who was eavesdropping outside the door was the first to collapse.

He was wrong, the Son of Mortarion did have a sense of humor.

The jokes were written... Thanks to group u

(End of this chapter)