My Life as A Death Guard

Chapter 578: 15WAAAAAGH!!!

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“So, what’s the first step?”

[Kill,] Magnus nodded, [Abundant death... opens the road to the vast ocean.]

"Just killing? I thought there would be some preparatory steps."

Magnus paused, but after a brief hesitation, he said in an unquestionable voice:

[Kill first.]

"All right,"

Hades said, turning his head to stare at the planet he had chosen. After a long voyage, they avoided the route of the Tyranids, and in an unnoticed corner, a small boat entered the territory of the Greenskin Empire.

This is a green planet that has not yet developed star technology. The green tribes on it may still be fighting each other, trying to fight out the real boss.

Or maybe they have just been unified by a big green skin and are preparing to head towards the vast starry sea.

The greenskins are naturally thriving, but those greenskins who come and go WAAAGH don't know.

The nightmare will fall from above your head and from the sky.

"Then kill him."

Hades said.

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“Do it for me!!!”

The overseer took his big iron rod and poked the lazy fart. The little fart screamed and started to dig the hole in front of him more vigorously.

The kid hummed with satisfaction, "Otherwise I'll eat you!" He turned around again and kicked the other fart spirit hard on the butt!

The fart spirit fell directly into the pit, but instead of screaming, he dug more vigorously.

"Brother Go!"

The overseer boy covered his eyes.

"You pushed the dirt into another pit!"

The green-skinned man reached into the pit and grabbed the damned fart spirit. His green bean-sized eyes fiercely stared at the little villain, "It's you! You're the ones who prevented me from participating in the big WAAAAAGH!!!"

He licked his lips.

"I'm going to eat you!"

The boy happily watched the little fart spirit in his hand make a gurgling sound for mercy, inviting him to bite it! The green skin opened his mouth wide, raised his head to his neck and made a crunching sound, lifted the fart spirit, licked the fart spirit's little face with his tongue, and was about to put it directly into his mouth.

What is that

A cloudless sky was reflected in the boy's tiny eyes. He saw a bare, smooth little iron bird, not big at all and WAAAAGH!

What a little gadget!

The greenskin thought first, and then his almost zero brain stopped. He stared blankly at the iron bird. It was getting bigger and bigger, but still didn't look WAAAAAGH.

The fart monster had its tiny legs and hands stuck around his mouth, and he let it try to beat his tongue.

The iron bird, now a big iron bird, flew rapidly over his head, and then the iron bird's big belly opened with a bang, and a black thing was stuck in the bird's belly.

Bang! The black thing fell down and hit the ground straight, WAAAAGH! The overseer saw clearly that it was a huge black shrimp!

WAAAAAGH!!!

He knew immediately that the big black guy must be a good fighter, and was preparing to pick up the stick and have a fight happily. Suddenly, the idea of hitting the big black guy with the stick disappeared with a snap!

He watched the sky and the earth move! No! He fell over by himself! He fell down like a boneless fart.

In his tiny eyes, the last scene was a huge sun that went out right in front of him!

The end is coming! Before the overseer could comprehend this thought, he fell into a deep sleep and fell to the ground with the fart spirits around him.

—Bang!!!

A huge cloud of dust rose up, and in the rolling smoke and dust, countless green-skinned corpses lay limp on the ground, and the figure of a giant faintly emerged.

The green juice that was stepped on splashed on the helmet and boots, flowing down stickily. The dust made a hissing sound under his feet. Red light flashed as he observed the corpses on the ground.

Three seconds later,

"Come on down Black, my black domain is effective against greenskins."

Hades opened the communication channel and said.

"receive."

Blake replied during the comms as the shuttle began to slowly descend.

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Hades squatted on the ground, poking the greenskin with a small stick. The ugly green creature in front of him was indeed dead, just as he thought.

The Greenskins are a race of psykers who evolve with the "WAAAAAGH" force field. Even if there is only one Greenskin, it will spontaneously use the power of thought to strengthen itself.

The power of my thinking is a standard and evil psychic power that can only be used by greenskins. It means that whatever the greenskins think about will be the same.

Hades' black domain just covered this area and directly swallowed up all the WAAAAAGH force fields in this area - so these greenskins died instantly.

Although the deaths caused by Hades' Black Domain cannot produce any impact in the subspace, Hades did this only to try whether the Black Domain works. In case the Black Domain doesn't work - then it would be too reckless for a single soldier to break into a green planet.

Hades stood up. He deliberately chose a green mining area to land. Countless large machines that looked like piles of garbage were crookedly placed beside the mine. The ore was piled on the flat ground not far away, and there was even a decent smelting machine.

However, since Hades cut off all the WAAAAAGH force fields here, those machines are now slowly collapsing, and loud noises can be heard from time to time in the distance.

The technology that the greenskins have come up with is not reliable at all. Humans are completely unable to learn and imitate the greenskins' technology because this race's technology is actually mixed with psychic energy and is not very consistent with physics.

Hades calculated that the machines would collapse, and that the industrial waste would form a natural defensive terrain for him and provide him with metal to drive.

"My father, the greenskins are coming."

Blake's voice rang out in the channel. Hades asked the boy to go to the perimeter for alert.

"Got it," Hades said, raising his hand, green arcs of electricity rising between his fingers. He thought about it, and the metal turned into liquid, slowly melting into the shape of two giant axes.

The chain climbed up, tied the two axes to it, and then wrapped around the arms.

Hades holding the axe with both hands is simple and rough, which is better for the greenskins.

Also, let him wield an axe to set an example for Blake.

"I'll be right there."

Hades said.

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"WAAAAAGH!!!!"

"Come on me!!!"

Greenskins! Greenskins! Greenskins everywhere! Greenskins of all shapes and sizes surged up like a tide, cheering and leaping for joy.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!"

WAAAAAGH!!!

Although that big black shrimp looks strong and can fight, there are so many good guys in our tribe! One or two sticks can kill him!

The shooting boys and pistol boys hid behind the special warfare boys and tough guys, and the big guns in their hands spewed out fire. The big black shrimps were so easy to aim! You can aim without using your eyes!

“Get out of the way!”

The Grenade Boy took his big Explosive Gun and swung it like a thrower, passing over his excited companions and hitting the little black shrimp directly.

"Get away!!! WAAAAAGH!! I want his head!!"

Bang! Bang! Bang! The ground was shaking! The super heavy armored boss raised his foot and crushed the unlucky boy under his feet with a snap. The oversized claws on his hands waved randomly, as if he was fighting directly with the big black guy.

The greenskins in front of it quickly moved out of the way, fearing that they would be crushed by the super-heavy armored boss. This was so WAAAAAGH!

"WAAAAAGH!!!"

The green tides were surging and boiling, and under a red and round setting sun, the big black guy stood on the high mountain of metal garbage.

The little black guy went down to chop the boys. He also had a big axe and chopped very hard!

"Let me do it!"

The brave and courageous boys directly asked to fight with the little black guy, but because there were too many good boys who wanted to fight with the little black guy, and there was only one little black guy - so some of the good boys had already fought each other before that.

While beating the shrimp, the little black shrimp shouted those weird things that shrimps often shout, like "For Ming Wang", "For Fourth Aunt", it wasn't WAAAAAGH at all!

Hades blinked and looked at the endless green tide.

That’s about it, Hades thought. This way, even if the greenskins were defeated and retreated, he would still be able to keep enough lives.

Hades blinked, remembering what Magnus had said, that it was better to be directional... But would it really be useful if he shouted

Hades questioned Magnus, who shook his head in horror and asked why Hades wanted to frame Mortarion, so Hades crossed out the words "For Mortarion!"

But looking at the green tide that was all over the mountains and making his blood boil, Hades' heart was surging. It was obviously a bit disappointing if he didn't shout something.

Because he himself is Hades, Hades also crossed out the words "for Hades".

Finally, Hades decided to follow his heart.

On that day, all the greenskins in the deep and large mining area saw a miracle happen.

The blood-red sunset gilded a layer of red edges on the black helmet. The big black man, who looked like a sculpture, slowly raised his two axes and struck a fighting posture.

"WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

The earth-shaking WAAAGH soared into the sky! The next moment, Hades exerted force with both feet and jumped into the greenskin bush!

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Seven in, seven kills! The two axes danced like ribbons, corpses flew out, and a graceful curve was drawn along the axe blades.

Hades ran with big strides, and with every step one or two greenskins who had no time to retreat were crushed under his feet. The soft touch lingered under his boots, and Hades felt as if he was running on clouds.

Bang, bang, bang! The green mud blossomed under his feet, splashing like water.

"WAAAAAGH!!!"

Hades shouted and swung his axe twice more randomly. The hot and wet bodies flew up within the range of his arms, and he heard the greenskins screaming in fear.

"WAAGH!!! DON'T RUNNING!!!"

Hades was quick-eyed and quick-handed, and his axe swung in a perfect parabola in the air. The greenskins looked up in amazement, watching the huge axe pass over their heads.

“Ahhhh!!!”

The giant axe chopped straight towards the super heavy armored boss, and it hit the center of the super heavy armored boss's head, and slid down smoothly, and the super heavy armored boss was split in half!

!!!

Strange—monster!

I can’t beat him! I can’t beat him! I can’t beat him!

Retreat! Retreat!

The boss next to the super-heavy boss dropped the axe in his hand with a scream, and with a clang, the boss turned around and ran away.

With the chain in his hand, Hades suddenly pulled up the thrown axe. The axe that had been lying on the ground for a long time rose up again and flew straight towards Hades. On the straight line of the axe's return, first came the cut-off feet, then the boys who were cut in half, and finally the heads that were chopped off!

So scary!

The greenskins who were so excited just now almost collapsed immediately. The guys stretched out their legs and ran desperately, begging Brother Goge and Brother Mao to give them two more legs.

“Don’t run!!!”

The big black shrimp's roar knocked over several guys in front of him, and then there was another gust of wind. The big black whirlwind moved rapidly in the green tide, and wherever he went, the greenskins were smashed to pieces!

If you don't run, you're a fool! The greenskins ran away and dispersed immediately -

"Little Mag!!! It's decided to be you!!!"

The big black shrimp roared angrily, holding a red stone in his hand, and threw it straight at the boy who was in the front, running the fastest and the smartest. The boy thought it was the big bomb, and was immediately frightened to the point of his legs going limp, and he immediately fell to the ground holding his head.

"I won't die. I won't die."

The boy yelled, but the strange stone just stopped in front of him, and a scream came from the stone - Damn it! The stone, the stone is talking!

[For the last time!!! My name is Magnus!!! The Red King!!!]

A burst of crackling electric arcs rose up with a whoosh. The guy at the front only felt a flash of light before his eyes, and then it was cooked by itself, the kind that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!

[And—] Magnus roared, [What are you yelling—idiot!!!]

The red giant rose up in the air, violent arcs of electricity entwined around his arms. Magnus was furious, and he swung his arms violently several times.

The next moment, several lightning bolts appeared in the air in front of the fleeing greenskin army!

There was no time to brake, and the guys who rushed forward crashed into it with a crackling sound! A huge smell of burning instantly filled the entire battlefield.

Wow wow wow!

The guys who had braked the car pushed it back hastily, and then ran out with the guys behind, bumping into each other. The greenskins who lost their balance fell down, and were trampled into fertile green mud by the guys who came later.

Magnus continued to wave his arms, arcs of electricity moving between his hands like living things.

[Little black cub!] Magnus shouted angrily, [Stop calling your idiot father! Call Mortarion! Mortarion!!!]

[Mortarion!!!]

"WAAAAAAAGH!!!"

[Stop WAAAAAGH, idiot!!!]

With Magnus blocking in front, Hades began to slaughter unscrupulously. He killed the big ones first, and then killed those who pleased him. He deliberately left Blake's area empty, letting Blake kill slowly by himself.

"For Death! For Mortarion!!!"

Blake yelled as he yanked out the power axe that was stuck in the boss's ass, "WAAAAAGH!!!"

[Idiots!!!]

(End of this chapter)