The famous Hades, the evil boss of the Hades Clan, once said,
"WAAAAAGH!!! In the name of Boss Mortarion! Work or die!!!"
Afterwards, the gangster boss pointed his finger and the lazy green-skinned guy died instantly on the spot.
The rest of the greenskins were so scared that they immediately began to work hard. Thanks to the black boss's reasonable and exploitative labor distribution table, the greenskin production efficiency on this planet increased by 370% that month.
There is nothing to say that the first step of any great achievement is to start with a rapid increase in productivity.
The greenskins are slaughtered quickly, have a short education cycle, and are blessed with the power of my thinking. They are innate holy bodies of cattle and horses. In a trance, Hades felt that he had gained the happiness of being a black-hearted capitalist.
Maybe he should make himself a whip.
But Hades held back.
Give him four months and he will transform a barren planet into a vibrant green planet.
On the plains, there are large areas of mushroom fields.
The mushroom field was full of life. One could even hear the sound of mycelium taking root under the fertile soil. Fart Spirits and Scourges popped up in the mushroom pile, and the sound of waaagh emerged from the green mushrooms from time to time.
Squiggs dumped cartloads of shredded leftovers next to the mushroom field, and the greenskins threw in Hoppy and Fartball, letting these green little guys jump around in it to make the fertilizer more fine.
After being left for a day and a night, the compost will then be shoveled into the mushroom field by the green fertilizer guys.
The harvest boys stood in the fields, dragging out the new greenskins who had just arrived at the Happy War World, throwing them into the cart towed by Squiggs, and then transporting them out of this huge mushroom plain.
At the very edge of the Mushroom Plain, there is a huge statue of the Grim Reaper. Under it, the green-skinned bosses from various departments and psychic groups on this planet gather here to select these good boys.
Of course, the boss of the Ministry of Agriculture, "Wawa", will complete the first round of selecting greenskins when these new greenskins are just dragged out of the fields.
Under the watchful eyes of the Grim Reaper, touch his face!, the greenskin bosses will have a happy fight first, and the winning greenskin boss will have the priority to choose the boys.
The winner today was the "Big Daddy" from the Industrial Group. He looked at these confused new guys who had just crawled out of the ground with satisfaction. After watching the fight between the big guys, these new guys also started to waaagh! waaagh! each other.
It decisively picked out those good guys who looked not bad, and happily shouted "waaagh! To touch his face!"
The guys chosen by the bosses need to salute the statue of the god of death - the specific method is to receive their first weapon, and then fight each other under the statue.
The elders were afraid of death, so the younger ones were afraid of death too. They waaagh! while listening to the elders telling stories about death.
It is said that the big, green Grim Reaper went up against the biggest, greenest stinker in the world, and he won!
It is said that the big green Grim Reaper is in charge of death. Whoever he wants to die will die, and he can kill the greenskins with just a thought!
It is said that the God of Death sent out his strongest! most powerful! most domineering! most waaagh! black boss to lead them in launching a world-shaking waaaaaagh!!!
Although the boys did not distinguish the relationship between the Grim Reaper and Goge and Maoge, in their opinion, the Grim Reaper was green and big, and Maoge and Goge were also green and big - so naturally the two were related.
After most of the new guys have been selected, the bosses will take them back to their respective work areas.
There are a total of five departments and two groups on this planet, namely the Ministry of Agriculture, the Ministry of Industry, the Recycling Department, the Scientific Research Department, the War Department, as well as the Inspection Group and the Psychic Group.
The Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Agriculture are the two largest ministries. The Ministry of Agriculture occupies half of the plains on the planet, while the other half of the plains and mountains are the territory of the Ministry of Industry.
The tall industrial machines are roaring day and night, clanging and banging, the assembly line is flowing forward, and countless weapons that the boys are eyeing are pouring out of it.
Slogans written on large red plastic banners can be seen everywhere. Those red banners are hung high on scaffolding and machinery, fluttering in the wind.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Waaagh! Waaagh! Waaagh!"
"Hard work! Hard waaagh waaagh!"
The boys who worked here were promised that they could take whatever was produced on the assembly line - but they could not waste or destroy it, otherwise the inspection team would turn it into fertilizer.
Therefore, in order to make what they can get more WAAAAGH!, the boys will rack their brains to make the assembly line more powerful.
A day and night on this planet is twenty-seven hours, working in two shifts. They work for fifteen hours, catch and eat fart spirits for two hours, and fight and rest for ten hours.
The industrial zone is also divided into different areas. Once work stops, a war will immediately break out between the areas - but the machinery cannot be destroyed, otherwise the inspection team will appear.
Every ten days, under the leadership of the Ministry of War, the Ministry of Industry, the Ministry of Agriculture, the Recycling Department and the Psionic Group will have a major shutdown and a big waaagh. Under the red eyes of the black boss, all greenskins will plunge into the big melee every ten days!
At this time, the research department will take the initiative to update the assembly line and observe the actual application of their new war machinery in actual combat.
After a day and a night of waaagh, thanks to the efforts of the recycling department, the green fields will become fertile again, and new good guys will grow again and again, which are waaaghier than those that died!
Of course, all the greenskins believe that the current life is just the prelude to the great WAAAAGH. Under the leadership of the Grim Reaper and the Black Boss, they will eventually fly out of this planet and conquer the galaxy! Bring death to all races!
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Hades said that he is really good at growing mushrooms.
Looking around, this group of greenskins had grown more than two or three times larger than when he first arrived, and their numbers were also growing rapidly.
If humans were also so long, Hades thought, the human empire would have already conquered the galaxy by now.
Except for the melee days and mobilization days, Hades spent most of his time with the Research Department and the War Department, teaching them scientific research and training bigger and stronger greenskins.
Except for the super buggy greenskin technology like the Battle Moon, which cannot be unlocked, the greenskin technology on this planet has made a leap forward.
Blake is the leader of the inspection team, responsible for leading his greenskins to chop down those disobedient greenskins.
Magnus used psychic power to conceal his original aura, and excitedly went to the psychic group to teach the strange boy - the Primarch called it "Observation and research on the use of green skin psychic power."
The three of them worked together to play a green farm management game.
Although sometimes farm management requires chopping down greenskins, and chopping down greenskins.
Finally, four and a half months later, the first group of greenskins sent to the front line returned, bringing back first-hand intelligence about the battle line.
In the next star system to where they are, the greenskins of the Goff clan are fighting against the large army of Tyranids.
If they push one more galaxy further, the Tyranids will arrive at the Octareus star sector, the core planet of the Green Empire.
The situation is not very optimistic. The Tyranid troops have reached a staggering scale. Even if the entire army is mobilized, plus Hades, it would be a bit difficult to deal with Tyranid troops of this scale.
The good news is that they can first recapture the neighboring galaxy. According to the advance guys, there are three planets in the neighboring galaxy that are suitable for the growth of greenskins.
But the bad news is, there are other greenskin tribes up there.
"No," said the Black Boss in a deep voice, sitting on the Black Throne, "This is a good thing, boys."
"It's time for a big WAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
(End of this chapter)