"If we can't WAAAAAAAGH up, we will never WAAAAAAAGH up!!!"
"It's time to show those cowards the power of the God of Death! Under the leadership of Mortarion, we will launch an unprecedented WAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
"I know! Boss Mortarion can't wait! We need to have a WAAAAAAAAGH right now!!!"
Bang! The black boss slammed the strategy table, and the bosses of other departments stood up in horror, watching the strategy table crack and then turn into a pile of rubble.
"Hehehe, the plasma linker developed by our research department will definitely live up to the boss's mission!"
Big Skilled Boss Smart Head spoke with a flattering smile, and Big Front Teeth looked at it depressedly. It was obvious that the Black Boss valued him more two months ago, but later, the new Big Skilled Boss Smart Head attracted most of the Black Boss's attention.
"We, the inspection team, swear to be loyal to the boss until death! For the black boss!!!"
The Black Butcher raised the black and red battle axe in his hand and roared. He was an absolutely brainless war maniac. Big Front Teeth thought that the inspection team was full of green-skinned guys like the Black Butcher, war maniacs, who had absolute worship for the Black Boss.
The two bosses had spoken, and the remaining bosses were not to be outdone. They all blew their noses and glared at each other and swore fierce words. It seemed that they were about to fight again.
With a bang, the gangster stood up and kicked the broken strategy table.
"Alright!" said the Black Boss, "You are all my good boys! Let's get started! Let Mortarion's glory and reputation, along with death, spread across the entire galaxy!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
"To touch his face!!!"
"Wrong! It's Mortarion!!!"
The black boss angrily stepped on the table, which had already collapsed on the ground, and could no longer bear the weight. The black boss scolded them for their low level of education and pointed at the black butcher.
"You! You are the only one who can't shout wrong!"
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Under the blue sky, countless scrap metal shuttles took off into the air. Above the planet, fireworks lit up at the tails of the ships next to the space station.
These ships are like the front half of a Squiggle sawed off, blown up, and then slapped with WAAAAAAAGH! guns.
The greenskins of the Underworld Clan are almost going crazy! They are about to launch a big WAAAAAGH across the galaxy under the witness of the God of Death and the Black Boss!
But Dafen Ya always felt that the gangster was not as WAAAAGH as the guys he led.
In the death dealer's ship, Big Front Tooth stood silently beside the anxiously pacing black boss.
The Black Butcher went out on patrol to chop down greenskins - he always loved chopping down greenskins, and the strange little stone was specially entrusted by the Black Boss to the wizards of the Psychic Group for safekeeping.
The bright sunlight shone in through the porthole, making the black helmet of the black boss appear bright white.
"Black Boss, are you okay?"
Dasfang asked, but then he regretted it, because the black boss stopped and stared at him with his red eye that could absorb the soul of the green skin.
"Are you hungry?"
The black boss suddenly asked,
"I'm not hungry," Big Tooth answered truthfully. It had just eaten three fart spirits and had a drink. Black Boss ate the same thing as them - and often ate more than them.
Except for the Black Butcher, that war maniac only ate fruits, so they had to build a separate farm for the Black Butcher to forage for food.
"I'm hungry," Hades said, his red eyes becoming more aggressive. "I can't eat enough, either bugs or mushrooms. I feel like my soul is protesting to me, and my stomach juice is burning my mind like boiling magma."
"Boss," said Big Tooth, "You speak too elegantly. I don't understand you."
The gangster suddenly laughed. He walked closer to Front Tooth, and Shadow pressed on Front Tooth. Front Tooth swallowed his saliva.
"You look smart."
Hades said softly, and swallowed his saliva again. He regretted that he suddenly cared about the boss.
"But I'm afraid of the black butcher, boss."
"That's too scary, Black Boss. Have you ever seen a black butcher chop the green skin into meat paste with his axe? He even said that it was for easy recycling."
“… So smart.”
Hades said that he seemed to be thinking about something, and the big front tooth was very afraid that the black boss would kill it and eat it the next moment.
"Boss,"
It said sincerely,
"I swear to follow you to the end of WAAAAAAAAGH - you and Mortarion, the god of death, have brought us a WAAAAGH that we may never see again in our lifetime, and I will die with no regrets."
Big Front Tooth was telling the truth. It believed that as long as it stayed by Black Boss's side—even though Black Boss was very mysterious—as long as it stayed by his side, one day, Big Front Tooth would experience a big WAAAAAAAGH that would make the galaxy tremble.
In addition, although the black boss is sometimes scary to the greenskins, he is very loyal, very NB, extremely NB, hundreds of times NB than Kosmos.
The black boss sighed.
"I never thought I would hear such words from a greenskin."
"Boss, you let something slip - but I didn't hear anything."
The gangster laughed a few times, as if he was surprised by what Daqian Ya said.
"Only to you," the gangster said in a good mood, "you are a good boy, I believe you."
He patted Dashinya's shoulder and said, "Work hard, I'll take care of you."
"Thank you for your trust, Boss."
Big Big Tooth said, "Boss, lead us waaagh, we will fight you."
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Armageddon
"Are they gone?"
Commissar Yarick asked in disbelief, while the soldiers around him nodded firmly.
"What on earth is the Bone Crusher doing?" the old commissar whispered, and immediately took the battle report sent by the Star Army and read it.
Bonebreaker led most of the army away, and the tracking team sent by Yarick brought back incredible information.
Then, as if some mechanism was activated, countless metal skeleton robots crawled out from underground of the planet, and Bone Crusher immediately started fighting with them.
It was a battle hundreds of times more intense than the war on Armageddon.
Then, a huge spatial fluctuation appeared. According to the tracking troops who had returned by chance,
They saw a flaming monster being released from a huge green tombstone, accompanied by a faint flash of silk.
The tracking troops realized that something was wrong and immediately turned back.
On the way back, the soldiers also interrogated the captured greenskins. They locked a greenskin in a cage, not allowing it to fight for a week, and at the same time performed childish and boring two-person fights in front of it.
A week later, the greenskin who claimed he would not betray the Bonebreakers broke down and told them everything.
"Boss Bonebreaker has received instructions from Brother Go and Brother Mao. We are going to fight the big black monster."
The greenskins said this and revealed the end point of their expedition - the Octares sector.
Octareus Sector... Political Commissar Yarrick frowned. He knew that the sector was a real headache for the Empire. Countless political commissars had gathered there to discuss how to safely resolve the war there.
Simply put, that star region is surrounded by the human world, the inner layer is the abandoned world, and further in is the area where the greenskins and the Tyranids fight each other.
If at this time, the Bone Crusher's troops tore open the siege of the human world from the outside... and released the two alien armies inside the star zone -
The consequences would be disastrous.
This is not something the human empire can bear.
Yarrick studied the map, comparing it to the battle report, thinking and pondering.
Finally, he said, "Send troops. We need to at least remind our Octares troops."
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[Storm Star Region]
"It looks like we are lucky,"
Mechanical insect feet rustled across the deck, the red robe fell, and a mechanical hand stretched out gracefully, grasping the photo in Tianshi Barry's hand.
"Thank you for the protection of Hades."
Jin-306 held up the photo, and flashes of light appeared in his mechanical eyes, as if he was verifying its authenticity.
“… It’s him.”
"That's him."
The mechanical voice sounded calmly. Mingzi, the former head of the regiment and the former regent of the empire,
Buzz Bella tilted his head curiously, but still chose to pull up Barry, the lion, who was lying on the ground.
"Thank you, warrior. The Son of Hades and the Death Guard will remember your kindness."
"Oh, okay, we'll go find your lover right away—oh, okay, not your lover, but your comrade, Ms. Tis."
Buzz said, turning his head again.
"Aren't you excited, Gold Sage?"
Buz handed the Heavenly Lion to the pharmacist, and at the same time directed Mingzi and the Crusaders to search other areas.
Jin held the photo under the light, and the white light shone down, the brilliance was scattered,
"I just feel peaceful joy," King-306 said. "We didn't let him down - and he didn't let us down. He finally came back. The songs we sang for thousands of years were not lies."
Buzz swallowed, remembering the letter from Karas he opened after being dragged out of stasis.
The resentment and anger in it almost overflowed from the hasty handwriting, and the content written in it made Boots feel cold.
This is why Buzz is here. After practicing Tai Chi with various humans for hundreds of years, Buzz has already reached the state of great success.
Kim admired it for a while, then lowered his robotic arm to share the photo with Boots.
Buzz's breath stopped for a moment. In the photo, he saw a face very similar to his own - but more cruel, younger, more passionate, and greater.
If the person here wasn't Jin or Buzz, but a random Son of Pluto or Mechanical Sage, perhaps they would have fainted from excitement.
"… oh."
Buzz said he couldn't help but touch the small photo, "Is this Pluto?"
"It's him, that's him," Jin whispered, "I remember what he looks like."
Buzz blinked and forced himself out of his thoughts, then looked at the little guy next to Pluto.
He had seen with his own eyes those fallen primarchs, as well as their confused offspring who followed the primarchs into corruption.
"Lucky little fellow," he commented, "I bet this is the happiest child of Pluto."
"Of course he is," Jin said, "I remember him - but it doesn't matter now. We are going to find Hades now."
"But..." Boots interrupted the conversation, "First tell me what's going on here. How did they stay in this star field for so long? Jin, how did you find them?"
Jin's mechanical eyes flashed, and the Great Sage lowered his head, pressing down on Buzz like a small mountain.
Boots was unmoved.
"A C'tan," Jin said. "It's one of the C'tan's little tricks... but I don't know which one it is, because, as you can see, it's not here."
Jin's voice was slightly tinged with uneasiness.
"An even more ancient being has set its sights on our Lord..."
"And I'm worried," Jin looked at the photo again, "that Pluto himself doesn't realize it."
Hades in the photo looks like he is smiling so happily.
(End of this chapter)