Mushrooms, mushrooms and mushrooms.
Hades thought, they need more green mushrooms!
Maybe he should bask in the sun, Hades thought, and he remembered the instructions of the King of Figures, but unfortunately, in order to confuse the greenskins, he couldn't take off his armor and bask in the sun.
It hurts. It hurts so much.
Apart from that, Hades is already a 500% qualified green-skinned warboss.
He will waaagh! Lead the boys to fight, lead the boys to start a waaagh! Lead the boys to start a bigger waaagh! Waaagh with the boys!
It is a pity that every time Hades waits with the green-skinned guys, he cannot achieve the real happiness - he means the happiness of the greenskins.
However, both Blake and Magnus felt that feeling to a greater or lesser extent, although afterwards Magnus screamed and asked Hades to use the Black Domain to remove the green from their bodies.
[Assimilation—Corrosion! This is backlash!!! Quick! Hades! Help me eliminate this corrosion—my consciousness is being corroded!!]
"Okay I get it! Little Mag! Don't move! I'm here to get rid of the green!!!"
Hades roared and pounced on Magnus. Magnus ran away shouting, shouting at Hades to quickly eliminate the greenskin psionic energy from his body while running wildly.
This was the first time Hades saw someone shouting "The Black Domain is coming!" but then running away madly in the opposite direction.
Finally, amid the psychic's desperate screams, Hades devoured the greenskin's psychic energy that was wrapped around Magnus.
Magnus was disheartened. [I will never teach aliens again...]
"Be patient, little Mag, you still have a month and a half left," Hades said, feeling a little better. He waved his hand, motioning Black to come over, and swallowed the greenskin aura from Black.
Compared to Magnus who was desperately trying to escape, Blake was also twitching uncontrollably, but he still stood firm with his superhuman loyalty and will.
"Hardship and patience, victory is waving at us!"
Hades said that although he was working hard to squeeze the greenskins, squeeze Magnus, squeeze Blake, he was also working hard to squeeze himself -
War command, logistics infrastructure, adding scientific research, and one-on-one consultation to cultivate high-value green mushrooms. Hades has begun to miss the warm bed in the Figure King Museum.
The King of Figures, ah! The King of Figures!
Although the greenskins usually think that Hades is just lazily sitting on the throne, in fact, the high-intensity computing work is almost burning Hades' brain.
The only thing that comforted Hades was that he met Black.
And, according to Magnus, Mortarion's side seemed to be making unusually good progress - the Pale Lord had his own plans and intentions, and they successfully helped Mortarion.
And, like a carrot dangling in front of a mule, Hades is looking forward to seeing the 40k human empire, seeing the slingshot, seeing the death guard, and all the sons of Hades...
Hades, work hard, victory is waving in front of you!
If he continued like this, Hades was afraid that Blake would turn around and cry to Pluto.
Now a small half of the star field of Octares has been occupied by the Underworld Empire, and at least three wars are going on simultaneously on the front line bordering Terran every day.
It's almost time... The final battle is almost here.
Hades thought that if he didn't start a war, the Greenskin Empire would develop into a monopoly enterprise.
In fact, under the leadership of Hades, due to the great improvement in productivity, and the war could not consume all the excess productivity, these greenskins came up with capitalism on their own to circulate the excess productivity.
Hades ignored this because he had to manage the war, and because it did further development.
The greenskins would use their teeth as currency to buy and sell weapons, vehicles, ships, and even the chance to be Magnus' apprentice (?), the next chance to be conscripted (??), the chance to have the gangster boss deliver food to his younger brother and experience a day trip (???)...
During the interval between the wars, Hades, who had finally gotten a chance to catch his breath, stared at the report handed over by Blake from the inspection team and fell into deep thought.
Because of limited energy, Hades firmly controls the five departments and two groups, and has KPI requirements for each department. For example, every time a war breaks out, the War Department must dispatch a certain number of green-skinned guys with certain physiques.
As for which green guy it is, Hades really doesn't care.
Therefore, some greenskins who feel that they are not waaagh enough but are selected by the conscription will sell their quota, and then use the animal tusks to upgrade themselves, making themselves more waaagh! Then when the next war comes, they will buy a quota to go to the battlefield.
Hades was shocked.
Work hard, make money, improve yourself, become waaagh, and then go to the battlefield to become even waaghier. This is definitely the second most inspiring story Hades has ever heard.
The number one inspirational story is still dominated by Little Mag.
Sometimes, Hades would relax for a while, when the war was not so intense.
He would sneak out of his palace to visit Magnus, surrounded by countless greenskins. The black boss would walk on the cement road, passing by the greenskins' free trade zone, listening to the hawking sounds of the Wow Wow Bar or the Quack Bar, and free fighting arenas could be seen everywhere on the roadside - Hades was extremely pleased with the greenskins' proactive behavior of improving themselves.
Sometimes, Hades would feel dazed for a moment, as if he had never experienced such noise in the human empire.
…
It doesn't seem to make any difference... He could also be a green...
Hades blinked and came to his senses.
No, although the greenskins were happy, no - they could not be greenskins.
Hades is the one who adds some extra oomph to the policies above humans.
He pondered, was he also affected by the greenskin's psychic energy? No, there was nothing abnormal about his black domain.
Maybe it's just because these greenskins are too happy, or maybe it's because Hades is too obsessed with his greenskin role.
... Hades thought again, for tens of thousands of years, has there been no other intelligent race trying to pretend to be greenskins like him, to command and use the greenskins
Or were they all assimilated by the greenskins in the end
But even if they were assimilated, at least some traces would be left behind. Why is there no similar story in history
Or is it because... except for him, no other being has succeeded in deceiving the greenskins
[Wait! Let me prepare myself first! ]
Magnus's shout interrupted Hades's meditation. Hades looked at the library of the "Great Green Wizard" and felt helpless.
"You have a lot of greenskin smell again, little Mag."
Hades said, looking at a well-built, green-skinned wizard apprentice in a long robe who came over, guided him to sit down, and took the bottle of wine from Hades' hand.
Hades decided to call these new greenskins Magboys.
Magnus sighed loudly, [This is a necessary sacrifice.]
Hades glanced at Magnus, "You don't seem as flustered as you did the first time."
Magnus paused, then shrugged undeniably.
[It's just a minor change... just within a reasonable and safe range. To be honest, my opinion of the Orcs has changed. They... are very malleable.]
Hades raised his hand and harvested the greenskin aura from Magnus before he escaped.
"Be prepared to say goodbye to your good life now, Magnus," Hades said, and motioned for Magboy to hand over the bottle of wine. "I was going to tell you the good news - we can be free soon."
Pop, Hades opened the bottle cap. He looked at the large and tidy library, and the Magnus boys walking around and studying hard. Hades really didn't understand where Magnus got these books from
"But you seem to be enjoying it," Hades sighed and took a sip of wine. He vaguely heard a small popping sound in his mouth.
"You were so busy fighting and growing," Magnus said. "You missed the greenskin empire's flourishing, Ogryn! They have too much vitality."
"I feel the need to examine your soul again, Magnus."
Hades took another sip of wine. No problem. It seemed that Magnus was really crazy.
"You have to remember that you are human."
Hades lowered his voice to make sure only the two of them could hear him, and spoke word by word.
"I am human, you are human, and Blake is also human."
[Wrong,] Magnus said. Hades in front of him exuded a dangerous aura. Magnus said, [I am a human fragment.]
Hades immediately started coughing violently, as if he was going to choke himself.
"When did you become so optimistic and open-minded, little Mag?"
[After ten thousand years, I am no longer the same person I was back then! ]
Magnus said complacently, "Life is better now than before anyway."
Hades handed Magnus a wine glass.
"Be prepared for life to get better and better. The bugs have been retreating recently - I expect they are going to join the main force."
Hades raised his glass and clinked it with Magnus, who despised the green wine glass.
"We can't decapitate them. Decapitation means the bugs will scatter and flee. We must have a head-on battle. I need to let the Tyranids see hope of winning - so that they won't run away."
Lure the enemy deep into our territory, and give them enough temptation to make them mistakenly believe they will win, so that the Tyranids can enter the greenskin empire's trap themselves.
Hades felt inexplicably anxious. No matter what the outcome of this war would be, one side would be almost completely destroyed and the other side would be seriously injured.
But - but he has not yet contacted the Empire, even though Hades has established countless signal transmission base stations.
After the war is over, the army of the human empire must arrive immediately and clean up the battlefield to completely destroy the hope of the Tyranids or the greenskins to rise again.
Hades sighed, drank the wine, and wailed.
If it really doesn't work, he will kill them one by one!
(End of this chapter)