On one side is an observation window in the command room standing on a high slope.
"This was given to me by the gangster boss."
Dig Dig said,
The greenskin warlord carefully took off the small pendant from his waist. It was a dark greenskin mushroom made of black stone. He fiddled with it carefully, showing this ordinary pendant to the surrounding warriors.
"The gangster told me that I and my Department of Agriculture are his most trusted arms, his giant Squiggs, and he will always trust me no matter where we fight."
It said slowly,
The earth was shaking, and the sky of the fortress planet had turned scarlet. Countless bright green biomass pools were tumbling and emitting poisonous gases, and newly hatched Tyranids were densely packed into the world.
On the ground that was almost covered with corpses, the huge wreckage of the Nonggangat transformed from agricultural machines knelt silently on the battlefield, one after another, as hazy and depressing as distant mountains.
The long-legged insect saint screamed and stepped onto the corpse of the green-skinned Titan. A scream burst out from its mouthparts and the plasma light gathered there, like a charge horn.
The bodies of the greenskins and Tyranids were piled up layer by layer, and the chariot was stuck in it, with its tires spinning but unable to break free.
The Tyranid warriors swung their bone blades, and the chariot that was trapped in the pile of corpses was immediately besieged by knife bugs. Bang! Bang! Bang! The bugs smashed into the car body, making a rough metal collision sound.
Above the sky, a bomber with its wings torn apart screamed as it fell toward the ground. A fighter plane painted bright red smashed into a sea of insects, emitting brilliant sparks one after another.
If they looked up through the blackened sky, and looked up again, as far as their eyes could see, the greenskins would see the approaching Tyranid fleet, silently passing by the burning skeletons of ships.
"It trusts me,"
Dig dig said,
"I believe I will win. I am the greenskin it chose. It taught me how to use a sickle. I am the only one who can use a sickle."
The green-skinned boss roared and banged on the door of the command room. The sounds of wailing and asking what to do were heard, but Wa Wa turned a deaf ear to them.
"So I am the first,"
Wa Wa said, showing the little black mushroom to his men,
"I am the most unique one in its great plan. Not the one with the big front teeth in the War Department, nor the one in the Industry Department. I am the hardest. It is me, I am the best."
"And I,"
Wa Wa stood up and slowly walked to the huge red button.
"Dig, dig, never bring failure to the black boss's WAAAAGH!!!"
PENG!!!
Wa Wa slammed the button.
The mountains trembled, the command room shook violently, a loud snort came from the nose of the giant beast, the mountain stood up, the red soil fell off, two fangs like pillars to the sky appeared from the foot of the mountain, the giant Oklin dragon took one step, and the earth shook violently!
The command room was not built on a mountain, but on the back of a giant Oklin dragon!
Heavy plate armor was draped over the body of the giant beast, and countless thick and large gun barrels were shaking and rapidly adjusting their courses. The Mag boys roared, and psychic flames quickly rose up, setting the giant Oklin dragon's armor on fire.
"WAAAAAGH!!!"
The cries of "Gaga" echoed among the mountains, and were responded by continuous roars as surging as the sea waves.
Countless cavalry formations, led by Iron-Headed Squig, rushed out from the foot of the mountain.
The Squig under each boss is majestic and strong, with strong and powerful legs, white and regular buck teeth, and a bright red body fully armed with iron armor.
The greenskin bosses all held double sickles, wore battle robes, and had black cloaks flying in the wind. The pale skeletons of the Underworld Clan were prominently displayed on them, staring coldly at the Tyranids.
""WAAAAAAAAAAGH! ! ! ""
All words finally come to a great WAAAAAGH!!!
WAAAAAGH!!! No need to say more!!!
The Squig bosses leapt onto the battlefield, maneuvering nimbly among the corpses, charging at the Node Tyranids in a disciplined and purposeful manner.
The pitch-black armor on the giant Oklin dragon reflected a bloody glow. Unlike other warlords, Wa Wa painted his armor black instead of scarlet.
Just because it believes that the black color on the black boss is the coolest color!!!
The giant Orklin dragon roared and began to slowly accelerate and charge. With the violent shaking, the other greenskin bosses in the command room were thrown to pieces, but Wa Wa still stood steadily in the command room.
It will bring greatness to Black Boss again and again!
Wawa carefully put the black mushroom back. It remembered that day, on that hot and dull afternoon, it was just an unknown boss.
It was assigned to the agricultural group, and was diligently directing the boys to dig the soil. It was also diligently digging the soil itself, because Big Front Teeth told them that the boss needed them to dig the soil in order to touch his face!
It stood in the field, waving its big hoe.
There was a noisy sound coming from the distant horizon, and everything seemed like a dream of Gogo and Maoge.
The black boss landed next to it with a "WAAAGH" sound.
A dark shadow enveloped it, and the black boss patted its shoulder hard, almost knocking it down.
"It's you! Good boy! I think you are amazing! You are a natural leader! Now you are the boss of the Ministry of Agriculture!"
Then Wa Wa became the boss of the Ministry of Agriculture!
With its mouth wide open, Wawa raised its head, and bent its neck until it almost broke, it could barely see Hei Lao Da's face - but there was only darkness, and it couldn't see Hei Lao Da's expression.
… …
"Attack! Attack!!!"
The Insect Saint screamed, and plasma lit up a deadly straight line in the air.
Peng!!!
The giant Oklin dragon groaned, but its body did not shake, leaving only a burn mark on its heavy body.
The white blade of the sickle drew an arc, and the Iron-Headed Squig Bosses chopped off the heads of the Tyranid warriors cleanly and neatly. The ugly heads of the Zerg flew in the air, followed by the speeding figures of the Squig Bosses.
Countless sturdy guys poured out, following the Iron-Headed Squig bosses, and encircled and wiped out the swarm of insects that fell into chaos after the death of the node creatures.
Wawa knew that he was not as smart as Daqian Ya from the War Department, nor as tough and capable as I from the Industrial Group, but the gang boss chose him to be the boss of the Agricultural Group!
Wawa can swear to the boss who touches his face and the black boss that he carefully feeds every Squiggle, Oaklin-
Every little guy that grows out of the ground is not a defective product!
This is why it is the boss of the agricultural group!
… …
"Black... Black boss..."
Wawa opened its mouth wide and wanted to respond to the black boss's words, but it was as if seven jumping spiders were stuffed in its mouth and it couldn't utter a word.
After the black boss said those words that changed its fate, the shouts of the madmen from the inspection team were heard in the distance. Wa Wa watched the black boss turn around and respond to the black butcher.
They must be discussing a very important topic, because the black boss casually turned around, left it behind, and walked towards the greenskin team following it.
The greenskins, who were bigger, greener, and WAAAAGHer than those of the black boss, immediately swarmed in and surrounded the black boss, and took him away.
Before leaving, the black boss seemed to remember something, turned his head and said to it casually,
"Good job, green boy."
… …
The gangster is very busy, very busy, or perhaps very lazy. Even Wawa, the green-skinned leader who is in charge of one of the six tribes, rarely sees the gangster.
But this does not mean that gangsters do not exist.
On the first day that Wa Wa took office as the head of the Ministry of Agriculture, he received a thick textbook, which the green inspector from the inspection team handed to him seriously.
He also told Wa Wa that it was strictly forbidden to show it to other green skins. The black boss instructed that after reading one page, he should memorize one page and then eat the rest.
A cool, big brick book! This is proof that WaWa is recognized! This is why it is the most WAAAAAGH!!!
It wants to prove to the gangster boss that it is the most WAAAAAGH!!!
… … …
There was a hissing sound, and from the rolling hive, the executioners of Tyranids rushed out in anger.
Their bodies, comparable to those of a heavy tank, charged forward and rammed directly into the ranks of Boss Ironhead Squig!
The Squiggs immediately dispersed, but one that was a step slower was hit hard! Scarlet flesh and blood splattered, and a sturdy, well-bred Squigg was smashed to pieces alive.
The big boss on Squig was thrown away and fell heavily to the ground, almost smashing him into mushroom sauce!
But the next moment, the greenskin boss stood up staggeringly, raised his sickle and faced the heavy unit executioner!
"WAAAAAGH!!!"
The greenskin boss shouted, and Wa Wa, who witnessed everything, couldn't help but roared,
"WAAAAAGH!!!"
Go! Go! Go!
"WAAAAAGH!!!"
The war day that happens every seven days is the only chance to meet the gangster boss. After the war between the boys is over and the replay is over,
The five groups of two green bosses will fight each other all night long, and the black boss will watch their fight in person. The winner will get the opportunity to fight with the black boss.
Although the winner every time is either the black butcher from the inspection team or the big front tooth from the war department.
Wa Wa was lying on the ground, his mouth full of blood. I was the toughest in the Ministry of Industry! I defeated it again.
Wa Wa struggled to stand up. He saw the greenskins watching the game cheering for the industrial team like a tsunami. WAAAAGH!!!
It looked at the black boss carefully. The black boss, as usual, supported his head with one hand and sat arrogantly on the throne like a sculpture, without expressing his opinion.
The following carnival does not belong to the losers.
Wawa was discouraged. He just wanted to ask the Black Boss why he chose him in the first place and how he was doing - fighting with the Black Boss meant that the Black Boss would respond to his enemy.
It was defeated, and the agricultural group withdrew from the battlefield in despair. The night was dark, the hearts were cold, and they left amid boos.
Wa Wa dragged its heavy feet back to its residence.
"You played well, very WAAAAGH."
Wa Wa opened the door and suddenly saw the black boss slumped in the largest chair in his room in the same posture as before.
Wawa opened his mouth wide, and it felt like the boss must have appeared because I touched his face.
The black boss stood up casually, walked over, and pulled out the sickle behind Wa Wa.
"I'm going to teach you a few moves. Listen carefully, good boy, and don't tell other greenskins."
"You're holding the same weapon as Mortarion, the god of death. Let me show you one!"
The sickle whirred in front of DiDi.
… … …
The executioner's long sickle blade split the greenskin boss in front of him, and blood spurted out straight up, splashing high.
The green-skinned boss kept swinging his sickle and fell backwards.
Plasma glowed on the side turrets of the giant Oaklin, a magnificent blue light burst out, the executioner was overturned, and the melted heavy shell gave off a burnt smell.
"Fight! Fight! Fight! WAAAAAGH!!!"
Wa Wa roared, and the Iron Head Squiggs rushed into the battlefield with an indomitable attitude. They all knew that they could not win, but they knew that they would bring a big WAAAAAGH to Black Boss!!!
They are going to die on such a WAAAAGH battlefield!!!
The three insect saints roared and rushed towards the giant Oklin dragon from different positions. The huge biological cannon aimed at the giant Oklin dragon, acid sprayed out, and the giant Oglin dragon roared.
"Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!"
Wa Wa roared angrily, and the giant Oklin dragon was almost illuminated by the fire from the muzzle. The shells poured down like angry rain and hit the Insect Saint.
But the speed of the Insect Saints did not slow down at all!
Just as a bug saint was galloping, a Gangat that was collapsed on the battlefield in the bug saint's running path suddenly struggled to move, making a grunting roar.
Nonggangat stretched out its huge mechanical claw and grabbed one of the feet of the running Insect Saint!
The Insect Saint lost his balance and was almost knocked over. The giant slowly drew a curve in the air, and Nonggangat was lifted into the air and smashed heavily on the body of the Insect Saint.
boom!!!
An explosion brighter than the sun lit up, accompanied by the poisonous mist secreted by the Insect Saint. Shock waves rose up layer by layer, and the insects and greenskins were overturned together.
“Woo—woo—”
Feeling Wawa's grief and determination, the giant Oklin dragon, which only accepted Wawa's orders, roared, opened its mouth big enough to swallow a tank, and rushed forward to bite a Bug Saint directly!
The giant insect was knocked over and pressed under the giant Oklin dragon, which trampled on it frantically with its four legs. Its long and sharp legs stretched out and tore at the giant Oklin dragon's body indiscriminately and desperately.
Several wounds that could hold the greenskins together were torn open, and another insect saint screamed. Plasma attacked again, and the turrets on the giant Orklin dragon turned around and spewed out anger!
The wounds were so deep that the bones were visible, and the internal organs were scratched, revealing the heavy dark organs, which were hooked out by the Insect Saint's long legs. The Giant Oklin Dragon's IQ was not high. Soon, during the fight, its feet stepped hard on its own internal organs!
A fatally wounded giant Orklin Dragon will not die. This creature is slow-witted enough that it is difficult for the beast to fall before it realizes that it is dead. It will only continue to charge forward in the dull pain.
Soon, Giant Oaklin turned its head and rushed towards the Insect Saint who was attacking from a distance!
The sky witches and gargoyles descending from the sky kept tearing the behemoth apart, but in front of the real behemoth, they were nothing more than a bunch of flies!
… … …
"Have you learned it?"
“I’ve learned it!”
"Hahahahaha! Great! I admire you, you're awesome!"
The black boss laughed and patted Wa Wa's shoulder. As if he remembered something, he casually stretched out his hand, and a black mushroom condensed on his hand.
"Listen to me, boy,"
The gangster said, throw this little mushroom to Dig Dig,
"You are the boss of the Ministry of Agriculture, the foundation of our Great Netherland Empire. Every kid grows out of your land. You may not be strong, but the kids you grow must be strong, WAAAAGH enough."
"Get it? Do your best."
The gangster said, then opened the door and disappeared into the silent night.
… … …
Next to the corpses of the four insect saints, the giant Oklin dragon, which had shed its last drop of blood, fell down after a long wail.
The giant insects were eliminated, but the overwhelming swarms of insects on the planet did not decrease at all!
As far as the eye could see, the last of the green-skinned guys were struggling.
Wa Wa raised his sickle, and before he could recover from the resonance with the giant Oklin dragon, he directly broke open the door and rushed out of the command room first.
"WAAAAAAAAGH!!! For the gangster, for touching his face!!!"
It swung its scythe at the nearest Tyranid warrior.
If Hades had taught this greenskin the proper Imperial etiquette, if it were a Space Marine,
Now, the greenskin warboss will shout loyalty!
But as it swung its sickle and strode toward its destined grave, it would only cry out one word:
"WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
… … …
Rapid bright yellow dots lit up in the central heartland of the Greenskin Empire. Hades' eyes lit up, and the first dead warlord appeared.
Hades still remembered that he randomly grabbed a greenskin to do the work, that greenskin.
He is a greenskin from the Ministry of Agriculture. He has no outstanding leadership skills, strong psychic powers, and a large but not well-equipped army.
This is the bait fed to the Tyranids so that the entire swarm will willingly step into the heart of the war.
On Hades' waist, a black mushroom is hidden among four pendants of the same material.
"Extermination Order."
Hades stared at the constantly updated map and said thoughtfully,
Seven minutes later, forty-two modified versions of the Cyclone torpedoes were fired from the planet, which was almost completely occupied by the Tyranids and was being siphoned of mass, beneath its crust.
The atmosphere burned violently! Forty-two fireballs as bright as the sun rose in the heart of the greenskin empire.
The Zerg that were greedily chewing on it were immediately engulfed by the flames.
They wailed and tried to retreat. Fireballs like a sea of stars struggled to fly into the void, but it was in vain.
On the map, black spreads, symbolizing deathly silence.
In Hades's hand, silver sand was slowly dripping from the hourglass.
(End of this chapter)