Ask for leave
Wow! Mid-term final exams, three subjects in three days! I fell asleep while reviewing today! I can’t finish coding today! Red bean paste! No more tonight…
Here are some short stories. I have accumulated some of them, but I don’t know where to put them, so I just put them in the leave application:
Hey! Welcome, as a demon, no matter you have your own unique beliefs or still belong to the nascent chaos, we still congratulate you for forming and (temporarily) maintaining your personality in the vast malice of the warp.
So, as a symbol of wisdom in the Warp, in order to ensure the prosperity of the Warp and the safety of your demon body, I issue this manual to you. Please be sure to abide by it. If you violate it - you may die miserably, or nothing will happen at all - but I advise you to abide by it.
It hands you a booklet in a white plastic hard cover. You open it and find that the writing inside is in iridescent colors, not black or gold.
Some of the writing is blurry, and you're not sure if it's been altered or just the way it was originally written—because the words are wriggling like an amoeba.
Subspace Manual
1. The Warp is completely safe, you can only be killed by someone using psychic powers.
2. If you want to hunt outside the warp, be careful of the golden flames.
3. Golden Flame and Golden Flame are not the same, but they are both untrustworthy. For the sake of your plan or life, you can cooperate with Golden Flame.
4. Stay away from Baal.
5.5? 5. Greedy gold would be safer.
6. The entrance and exit of Slaanesh's original palace is under repair, so do not pass through there.
7. Mushrooms are growing in the garden recently, so please pay attention to sterilization.
8. The blood pool of Khorne is the same as above.
9. Wanbiantian cooperation hotline: 9999999999
10. [5] does not exist. There are only [9], [8], [7], and [6] in the subspace. [5] does not exist, and neither does [4]. If someone contacts you and claims to be the Lord of Five, do not believe him and stay away from him.
11. The Eye of Fear leading to the real world has been closed and it is forbidden to go here.
12. There is no Eye of Terror.
13&6#2￥0￥#@00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
He does not exist.
1. The Warp is completely safe, you can only be killed by someone using psychic powers.
2. There is nothing in the warp that can make you vomit. Even the Garden of Nurgle will not make you nauseous. If you feel nauseous, please move immediately.
3. Stay away from the golden flame and get closer to the golden flame.
4. Don't go near Baal.
5. The Warp is growing, and the Lord of [5] is being conceived. His birth will be a sign of victory for the Warp.
6. Comoros is very lively recently, you can go for a visit. Please go to &%&%￥% to claim the tortured Eldar souls.
7. Nurgle has been wounded by the Pale One and needs help.
8. Mushrooms are growing in the blood pool of Khorne, please pay attention to sterilization.
9. Wanbiantian cooperation hotline: 55555
￥W$###@#￥##$#@$%#$It is forbidden to mention Him in the Warp. It is forbidden to mention Him in the Warp. Stay away from you immediately or kill anyone who mentions Him near you#@##￥W$###@#￥##$#
14. There is no religion with black as the main color in the subspace or in reality. This is an illusion of mortals before death. Don't approach, don't believe, kill or escape from those people immediately. Most of them are dressed in black or make you feel nauseous.
13. He does not exist.
12. He does not exist.
0. He does not exist.
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You close the booklet and feel confused.
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(End of this chapter)