The emperor woke up to the smell of food. He sniffed and couldn't help thinking... what dish did he cook this time? The dinner in the palace was exquisite and delicious, not to mention the taste, just the appearance was so beautiful that he couldn't bear to put down his chopsticks, but just like this, he felt that he had no appetite, so he just ate two pieces of bacon in a hurry, and that was because it was turned into stone last night I ate it when I was a child, but eating it in the palace is like chewing wax.
It was still dark all around, the emperor was a little depressed, never thought that she hadn't let herself out after a day, so she jumped up bitterly.
"Hey, little one, are you awake?"
Little thing... the emperor almost didn't hold back his breath, but when he thought of his plan, he was still prepared to endure it. In fact, he also felt a little strange. Normally, he wouldn't be so impatient when others said a word, but he turned into a stone After that, I seemed to be more hungry, and I couldn't control my anger, as if my life had returned to the innocent state of mind when I was young.
The emperor made up his mind for a long time before he said, "Let me out."
Zhao Jinyu said, "It's okay to let you out, but you have to apologize to me sincerely."
"Bold!"
"Hey, you're still bold... Your tone really looks like the emperor's lord." Zhao Jinyu unconsciously remembered the way Shitou called me when he first opened his mouth, and quickly shook his head and said, "Speaking of which, you won't It’s not a stone spirit, but the soul of a certain emperor, right? Because the yang energy is heavy during the day, it can’t be possessed, but it can only be revealed at night?” In this way, it can be explained why it is only alive at night.
Shi Shi also claimed to be Zhen before, but Zhao Jinyu didn't pay much attention to the chaos at that time. Now that the night was quiet and there were no trivial matters to bother her, she began to explore carefully.
As for her imaginary stone being the soul of a certain emperor from the previous dynasty, it can only be said that she read too many fantasy novels before traveling, ==.
As for why the current emperor is not imagined, this is also very obvious... If the current emperor turned into a stone, wouldn't the capital be in chaos long ago? A few days ago, she also heard from Wen that the emperor's temper had exploded recently, and the ministers were taken out by the emperor to beat the board if they didn't pay attention to their words. Since Emperor Wuling ascended the throne, there have been a few more Kong Wu outside the Hall of Supreme Harmony Powerful eunuchs are all punishing eunuchs. As long as they offend the emperor, they will be taken out and beaten. The emperor will not kill you, but demote you to official positions. They will beat you in front of hundreds of officials and soldiers on the white marble steps outside the Hall of Supreme Harmony. Yes, I will take off my pants... This is actually more painful than being killed. There was an old Hanlin who couldn't bear such humiliation and committed suicide by bumping into a pillar. After that, many people followed suit and fought to the death. There are bloodstains every day, and it can't be washed off, but unfortunately the emperor just doesn't move.
"Presumptuous!" The emperor thought to himself, what a lonely ghost, I am the current emperor, but I can only hold this in my heart, let alone whether this woman believes it or not, let's just believe it..., she used to despise him before Not to mention, and keeping him in a dark jewelry box, would she agree to send him back to the palace? Aren't you afraid of being punished yourself
Thinking of this, the emperor sneered twice, I am afraid that a fool would agree, if she is really sure that she is the emperor, the first thing this woman will do is to take herself to the stone mill outside and crush it, and then everything will be done Two clean.
So you can't reveal any possibility of your identity, in short, the key is to coax people, he is really tired of waking up every day in this crappy house!
At this moment, the emperor had completely forgotten that he had asked Qin Hong how to coax the woman's heart, because no matter what, he couldn't let go of his noble airs.
"No..." The emperor arrogantly popped a scale from his nasal cavity.
"Then why do you call yourself Zhen? Could it be that you have some necessary connection with the emperor?" Zhao Jinyu subconsciously began to imagine that this stone might be an object played by an emperor? And then become a master after a long time
The emperor's heart skipped a beat, and he felt that the woman in front of him could not continue to guess at random, and said casually, "I... yes, the king of stones, so I naturally call myself Zhen." Such an identity would not make the woman in front of him despise him, He can still maintain his prestige, the emperor thinks this is a good reason, even if he is soft, the emperor will not lose his pride, "Since you know my identity, why don't you let me out?"
Zhao Jinyu was a little surprised, but quickly regained his composure, and said with a smile, "Even the emperor and I have to be reasonable, right? You have to pay for it if you steal my food!" There is no rule, although she doesn't hate it This little thing, but it can't be allowed to do whatever it wants.
The emperor let out a fierce groaning sound and slammed into the outside, shaking the jewelry box, thinking to himself, reasonable? What nonsense! In the Han Zhen Dynasty, what I said is true!
Although the emperor speaks viciously, he thinks he is very powerful and domineering, but in fact his voice is really... Even if he is angry, there is a hint of coquettishness. Zhao Jinyu was almost turned into cute by that soft voice, but he still insisted. In my own opinion, I pushed the fragrant pork ribs stewed potatoes to the jewelry box, and said in a bewitching voice, "I made pork ribs stewed potatoes tonight. If you smell it, if you are willing to admit your mistake, I can consider it. I'll give you a taste."
The emperor thought to himself, just use this crap to lure me? If I really can't bear it, wouldn't I let the cooks in the imperial kitchen who put in so much effort to cook the dishes commit suicide in shame and indignation? Who knew that the smell of the food filled the tip of his nose, and his saliva seemed to flow uncontrollably, he swallowed with a thud.
Then... the emperor's face turned red.
Zhao Jinyu couldn't help giggling, looking very happy.
"Shut up!"
The emperor's face turned black again, and he was angry. He felt that he was becoming more and more weird when he turned into a stone. After pondering for a while, he stammered and said, "As long as I admit my mistake, you will let me out?"
"nature."
The emperor closed his eyes, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry."
"Then what?"
"What's next?" the emperor almost roared.
Zhao Jinyu was unmoved, and knocked on the jewelry box. The shocked emperor staggered to and fro, showing his strength, and then reminded everyone, "I should say, I shouldn't steal your food, I'm sorry, I won't do it again in the future." No, this is the complete sentence."
"I shouldn't steal your... food, yes... I can't hold it anymore, and I won't do it again." A simple sentence made the emperor hesitate for almost a quarter of an hour, and his eyes were filled with murderous intent. Bi Xian, but thinking of his current body, had no choice but to hold back, and said in a vicious voice, "I've already said it, why don't you let me out?"
Zhao Jinyu also knew that she shouldn't be forced too hard, so she opened the box with a smile, grabbed the stone out, put it on her lips and kissed it with a bit of compensation, and said, "Okay, little thing, don't be angry , I won’t punish you if you are obedient in the future.”
The girl's soft lips lightly touched the surface of the stone like the wings of a butterfly, but it was so fragrant, wrapping it inside with a pampering atmosphere. The emperor was stunned for a moment, and his heart jumped up unconsciously, but he said, "Do you have any sense of shame?" But the soft voice was not so much accusation, but it sounded more like arrogant to Zhao Jinyu. Performance.
"No." Zhao Jinyu supported the stone with her palm, stared at it seriously and said, "Little thing, you can't swear at others like this."
"You didn't let people tell you after you did it?" The emperor looked at Zhao Jinyu's warm eyes, although his tone was tough, but his tone was a little lower for some reason.
Zhao Jinyu naturally felt it, touched the stone with a smile, and said, "This is just a way to express liking."
In fact, in Zhao Jinyu's eyes, the stone's body shape is a little bigger than a quail egg, and it has a soft voice and a greedy personality. It is inevitable to bring a bit of pampering and tolerance.
But the emperor didn't think so. In his eyes, the woman in front of him became frivolous.
The ground dragon was burned, and the room was warm. Zhao Jinyu was only wearing a light green cotton padded jacket that pinched her waist. Her black hair was tied into a loose bun behind her temples, revealing her white and round earlobes. It was casually dressed, not even exquisite, but the emperor's eyes couldn't help but focus on Zhao Jinyu's towering roundness.
It's not that he's obscene, the main thing is that Zhao Jinyu pressed him on his chest with both hands while asking him if he was cold, and his incredibly soft breasts just pressed against his stone-turned skin..., he cursed inwardly. A frivolous sentence, but the heart beat uncontrollably.
"Little thing, although you are older than me, you have just turned into a human being and can talk, right?" Zhao Jinyu gently placed the stone on the desk. The room was originally filled with desks, dressing tables, long tables, and couch , told her to chop it for firewood, and now there is only this table for eating. "Since it is said to be the king of stones, it should be of noble origin. Why is it just an ordinary Yuhua stone?"
The emperor was so depressed that he said, "Zhen is the most noble stone!"
Zhao Jinyu couldn't help but smile, and took out some vegetables from the bowl while talking. The pork chops were delivered by Wen's in the morning. Although she kept saying that the family bought too much and couldn't finish it, she knew it from the guilty look on her face. I'm afraid it was specially bought to calm her down. Wen's temperament has always been kind, so it must have been very uncomfortable to go back last night.
In this way, she put away the things after a few polite words, and many words of gratitude seemed pale. She would remember Wen's kindness and put it in her heart.
Zhao Jinyu divided the dishes and asked, "How do you want to eat it? Do you still put it in a bowl?" In fact, she has long been curious about how the stone eats, so she asked with some interest.
The emperor snorted, "Give me a bath."
Zhao Jinyu had a good temper and used chopsticks to put the emperor into the boiled water to wash. The emperor who was caught by the chopsticks shouted angrily, "Bold, what are you doing?"
"Sorry, that's all I have here."
The emperor's chest rose and fell, and he kept saying to himself, bear with it, and it will pass, but even so, he still felt uncomfortable and his body trembled. Zhao Jinyu laughed, thinking that this stone was really fun, in order to make up for him , took a clean handkerchief, gently held the stone and carefully wiped off the water droplets, and said, "I'm not angry, I'll just wipe it off for you, I'm not even willing to use this handkerchief, it's made of silk."
The emperor thought gloomily, all the fabrics used in his palace were imperial offerings, but it was always smoother under Zhao Jinyu's gentle care.
Zhao Jinyu gently put the stone into the bowl. He blinked his eyes and said expectantly, "You can eat."