Jealous as he was, Xiang En also became very interested in the underground kingdom mentioned by the dwarf Shinan.
Many fantasy works include descriptions of the underground world, such as The Hollow Earth and Odyssey...
The excitement of the underground world may be more exciting than the world on the ground. Of course, this is just Xiang En's fantasy.
He immediately put on a kind smile, threw away the wood in his hand, and stepped forward to pat the head of this dwarf who only had bronze strength.
"What are you talking about? We humans are the most peace-loving people! And we are very hospitable! Now that you have fallen into my hands, I will definitely treat you to a meal before I leave!"
Peace-loving? Hospitality
Heather twisted his body uneasily, and the vines pinched his hands and feet with red marks. The slight sting made him understand the ugly faces of humans, and that elf with pointed ears!
"snort!"
The dwarves collectively snorted and turned away, showing no face at all.
The Dauphins descended quietly again and came to the edge of the cliff, waiting quietly.
Xiang En was not in a hurry, and since Shinan was so disrespectful, he picked up the wood again, slapped the other person's cheek, and asked, "How many dwarves are there in Dauphin?"
"You are just..."
Heather resisted the urge to scold the humans. Dwarves were a contemptuous name given to them by humans. Internally, they all called themselves elves.
"Dwarf" is a derogatory term in the society of the earth elves, and its lethality is on the same level as C language.
The situation was stronger than the people. Shinan'an lost his temper, looked at the ferocious wood, and said extremely strong words in a cowardly tone, "Our general is still in the bug, if you have sense, let us go back quickly, otherwise when the general wakes up, he will I won’t let you go, and we’ll just pretend this never happened.”
"Ah, yes, yes!"
"Let us go quickly!"
"Let it go! It will definitely be let go!" Xiang En was overjoyed. He was also worried that these dwarves could not communicate well due to misunderstandings. It would be much easier to deal with the problem. Generals with at least some status would be better than these few. Dwarves who are full of vulgar language should be more sensible.
In fact, he thought too much. Dwarves mostly have similar temperaments and personalities.
Heather was untied, and he crawled back into the big bug's mouth to report the news. After a while, he crawled out of the big bug's mouth with a dozen strong dwarves.
The first dwarf exudes an aura that is not weaker than that of Darusa. Although his body is short, his muscles are extremely developed. He is also wearing a glorious black armor. He has a one-handed hammer in his hand, and a pair of brown eyes appear in the darkness. Qi light.
"Well... I'm the soldier you humans are persecuting! Give me a hammer!"
The slightly confused dwarf general took a closer look at the people on the cliff, immediately jumped up with a loud shout, and directly swung the hammer to hit Sharon and the others.
Sharon's expression changed, and white magic appeared on her arm, condensing into a shield and going to meet him.
At this time, several rays of light appeared on the dwarf general's body, and with an ouch, the dwarf general's magic power dissipated, and he passed by Sharon. His body fell limply into the cliff and rolled several times.
The dwarves who were about to cheer for their general were dumbfounded for a moment, a breath stuck in their throats, and they didn't know whether to spit or swallow.
Their powerful general, their invincible general, their invincible general who could hold down underground creatures and beat them down, just fell like this
Xiang En raised his hand and threw a ball of magic power, adding a confinement spell to the dwarf general who got up. The dwarf general was unable to break free as he was trapped in silence and weakness.
He was also speechless. He had heard that dwarves had a fierce temperament, but he didn't expect them to be so fierce. They were about to start a fight when they met. Can't you just listen to his quibbles first
"Despicable human being, what kind of dirty trick did you play on me? Let me smash you after I recover! I will smash your body to pieces! Oh!" The irritable dwarf general endured all kinds of debuffs brought about by the state. Discomfort, constant struggle to get up from the ground.
The usual simple and ordinary actions have become extremely difficult under the pressure of numerous mountains of debuffs.
The dwarf soldiers standing on the sawtooth of Dauphines reacted from the shock, took out their weapons, pointed at them, yelled at them, and talked trash.
"I'm... harmonious." Xiang En, a good-tempered person, was also stunned by the dwarves' trash talk. Mainly because he felt that the language system of these people should be different from that of humans.
If you want to communicate with other races, you have to speak in a language they can understand. The music score that you have memorized for more than ten years comes into use today.
Xiang En took a step forward, cast mental connection spells on those dwarves and began to output. Zuan's good eloquence, born in Coban, allowed him to stare at the pressure of more than ten or twenty dwarves and attack his family tree.
Mira, Sharon and others on the side gradually became starry-eyed after hearing this, and they were even more exaggerated and shocked than Wang Situ, who was said to be dead by Zhuge Liang.
rather…
He exhaled an honorific in his heart, and whatever he wanted to say later was suppressed by Xiang En's trash talk.
Their mood is like a clogged toilet being forcibly unclogged, and they feel like they have been unintentionally fed a large amount of food that they cannot swallow.
Where is the usually elegant and easy-going Archmage
Fragrant words filled the ground, filling the environment with a stench.
The dwarves were panting more and more violently. They looked at Xiang En, who was standing in front of him, and felt that his words were gradually turning pale.
The dozen dwarves who were still full of momentum gradually couldn't hold on any longer, and they all looked at their general with pleading eyes.
But at this time, just like the dwarf general, Xiang En stood beside him, doubling his output power and overwhelming him.
The dwarf general has never seen someone so eloquent. When it comes to swearing, he has never convinced anyone in his life, but this time he really convinced him.
"Stop! Stop scolding! It's really not easy for my mother to raise me up with all her efforts. Stop scolding me! Wuwuwu..." The dwarf general collapsed to the ground, raised his hands and shouted, completely overwhelmed by Xiang En's words. Eloquence conquers.
After the dwarf general announced his surrender, the sound echoed in the huge underground space, and it was not until more than ten seconds later that the dwarves felt their ears were clear.
After this time, they should realize the value of silence again!
"Ha!" Xiang En took off the water bag from his waist and took a sip of it. He stared at the dwarf general who was twisted into a ball on the ground and crying bitterly. "You came up here and wanted to use your hands and feet, and you even cursed me. What are you talking about?"
After scolding the dwarf, he turned to Sharon with a numb expression.
"Haha, maybe the way dwarves speak is different from us, so I just want to communicate with them in a way they can understand. There is absolutely no other meaning!"
Sharon just nodded dully, then thought of something and said: "In the future... please be gentler to Enri."
“…”
Haha, I don’t want to write a Naruto fanfic anymore, I thought of a better original theme.
I will write the follow-up content in Spring and Autumn style, and I estimate that I can finish it in a few days, and I will update another chapter in the evening, so that I can squeeze out more time to polish the outline.
In this way, you won’t encounter too many awkward places when writing a new book.
(End of chapter)