My Magic Has No Attack Power

Chapter 23: All gone!

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Da da da!

Bang!

There was a heavy knock on the door, and Andrea, who was slumped in a chair and accidentally fell asleep, was shocked and fell to the ground.

After getting up in a panic, Andrea put her hand on her waist, pulled out a hunter's dagger and looked around vigilantly. All she could see was darkness.

I accidentally fell asleep...

Da da da!

The knock on the door rang again, waking up Xiang En who was sleeping on his side on the wooden bed.

"Brother Xiang En, dinner is ready. Get up and eat something after you have rested. This is the most sumptuous meal we can prepare!"

The strong village chief's loud voice resounded at the door, causing both people in the room to calm down.

Andrea put away the dagger and Xiang En got up from the bed. The two looked at each other. Although they could only see the outline of a human figure, they could feel a little embarrassment and fear from the other person.

I actually slept through the night!

If the villagers here have malicious intentions, they may die in their sleep...

Apart from the fear, Xiang En also made up his mind to develop a new branch of skills and find a dog to keep watch at night, so that he would not have to take turns sleeping every day and be nervous in the wild!

Before the village chief knocked on the door for the third time, the two of them habitually tidied up their appearance and then opened the wooden door.

Outside the door, the tall body of the village chief stood in front of the wooden house, grinning widely, and he was indeed quite friendly despite his oppressive figure.

"Have you rested well? I originally wanted to invite you to have dinner together at noon, but seeing that you were all still sleeping, I didn't bother."

The village chief stretched out his big hand and patted Xiang En on the shoulder.

Seeing the big hand as big as a cattail leaf approaching, Xiang En wanted to hide, but in the end he resisted the urge. The other party did not do anything evil to them, which showed that the other party really had no ill intentions. If he hid, he would not Know the heart of a good person.

On earth, there is a very vivid adjective for that kind of person: a wolf-hearted person.

Snapped!

As soon as the slap fell, Xiang En's body immediately softened by half. If Andrea hadn't been holding him up, the slap would have knocked him to the ground.

"Ha... Ha, thank you village chief, we have a good rest! Haha."

Xiang En stood up again and smiled reluctantly. This slap took at least twenty years of skill. The village chief was obviously a professional, and the strange feeling when he entered the village was not an illusion.

Andrea, who helped him up, couldn't help but her eyelids twitched.

The village chief put away his hand without showing the slightest embarrassment, and educated him in return: "You are not in good health. You should eat more later. We are short of everything, except meat!"

Speaking of eating, Xiang En and Andrea saw through the broad figure of the village chief, the center of the village illuminated by the light of torches, and the several steaming cauldrons in the center.

Both of them couldn't help but swallow. People who have never tried to eat dried meat and bread will not know how delicious ordinary food is.

Seeing the unconcealed desire on the two people's faces, the village chief showed a flash of nostalgia in his eyes, and then invited the two of them to have a big pot of rice.

It doesn’t matter whether the pot is big or not, the most important thing is that the food is hot.

After the two arrived at the village center, they were warmly received by everyone in the village.

The lukewarm attitude when they met in the morning changed completely in the evening. They all greeted each other with smiles and took the initiative to serve stew and vegetable soup to the two of them.

Xiang En and Andrea were both uncomfortable being treated like this, and the atmosphere now was even more confusing than in the morning.

The population of the village was as Xiang En had imagined. The total number was no more than fifty. There were more men than women. There were only six children of different ages.

The eldest is Johnny's son, and the youngest is only five years old.

The children seemed out of place with the adults. They gathered together to eat, and from time to time looked at Xiang En and Andrea with curious eyes.

As the barbecue grills and barrels of wine were brought out, the atmosphere got better and better. Everyone was singing, dancing, laughing, and it was as lively as a festival.

After making sure that none of the food was poisoned, Xiang En and Andrea opened their stomachs and filled their stomachs with these hot things.

After being on tenterhooks for more than ten days, they had a lot of accumulated emotions in their hearts. After the wine was in their stomachs, even Xiang En was drunk in the end.

In fact, he didn't like drinking, and he didn't want to get drunk, but after a few drinks, the strong drunkenness made him lose consciousness before he could react.

Andrea, who had become addicted to alcohol after leaving the academy, drank freely without being greeted by others, and got herself drunk.

The last thought before I collapsed was that the drinks here were better than the watered-down ones at Old Mike’s Tavern…

The carnival of the villagers did not stop because of the collapse of the two people. Instead, they started to let go more freely. They ate and stuffed themselves, and buckets of treasured wine gradually entered their stomachs. The dancing villagers looked more and more like a bonfire under the bonfire. Demons dance wildly.

But Xiang En and Andrea, who were already drunk, could no longer see these...

I don't know how much time passed, but Xiang En's consciousness slowly returned. After closing his eyes for two seconds, his bloodshot eyes suddenly opened wide.

All he could see with his eyes was a night sky full of stars. As his thoughts continued, the memories of the night's bonfire party gradually converged into threads and poured into his mind.

pepper? !

He remembered that last night when he was preparing to grill meat using the grilling techniques of a senior chef, the village chief gave him a paper bag and said that the powder inside was ground from some kind of plant seeds, and it would make the grilled meat more fragrant...

The knowledge of past lives is harmful!

Xiang En jumped up quickly and looked at the center of the village, which had become quiet. His expression froze, and then he relaxed again.

There was a large group of people lying on the ground smelling of alcohol. Even the enthusiastic and dark-faced village chief was drunk on the ground. It looked like a large hangover scene.

Seeing that these people had also fallen, Xiang En lowered his guard and used the light of the almost extinguished fire to find Andrea, who was sleeping soundly holding a small wine barrel.

He took off the water bag from his waist and poured the water made from finger drops into her mouth. After she coughed violently, he poured it into his own mouth.

"Ahem! Ahem..."

After a violent cough ended, Andrea slowly stood up and wiped the remaining water stains from the corners of her mouth with the back of her hand. Then she saw people lying on the ground around her, as well as people who had put their water bags back around their waists. Xiang En's eyes were still a little confused.

"Xiang En... what happened here?"

"Nothing..."

Before he could say anything, Xiang En suddenly started to look at the people lying on the ground again, carefully staring at their chests and abdomens for a second, two seconds...

An ominous premonition appeared in my mind like a bolt from the blue.

Under Andrea's confused eyes, Xiang En walked up to the village chief lying on the ground, turned his body over with great effort, looked at the calm face, reached for his nose with his right hand, and pressed his left hand on his face. at the heart of…

Nothing!

Breathing, heartbeat...all gone!

嘤嘤嘤

(End of chapter)