"Dad Niu." Shen Ying flipped through the storage bag left by Yi Qing, took out the dish cake and said, "While now, can you tell me the plot?"
"You want to know now?" Gu Yue rolled her eyes at her. He wanted to say several times before, isn't she not interested
"Well, it's free now." Anyway, the cook is in the robbery, and he is also idle. "Who is that kid? Is it the villain's big boss?"
"No." He frowned, as if thinking of something, and tightened his hand, "He's the… male protagonist in the book."
"Oh." Shen Ying simply sat down on the stone table next to her, and continued to take out various pastries prepared by the cook from the bag, and motioned him to continue while eating.
Please start your show!
The corner of Gu Yue's mouth twitched, she rolled her eyes again, her heart was on fire, she also sat over and grabbed the pastry plate in her hand, and only then did he tell all the plots he had seen.
The novel he read at the beginning was generally a very clichéd fairy version of a love story, and it was also a master-disciple sadomasochism.
"The cook is bent?" Shen Ying said suddenly.
puff…
The pastry that Gu Yue had just entered was sprayed out instantly.
"Ban your sister! Where did you think of it? Can you restrain your rotten girl's soul?" Gu Yue glared at her, "The master and apprentice in the plot refers to Ning Zian and his apprentice, not including your cook. apprentice."
"… oh." Disappointed.
Gu Yue poured a glass of water before continuing.
The novel was developed from the perspective of the heroine. The heroine was originally a mortal who was involved in the dispute between the demons and came to the upper realm by accident. rescued.
At that time, Ning Zian was no longer the weak child he is now, and his cultivation base was already an immortal, and he was about to break through the young emperor, and his reputation in the entire immortal world was also extremely high.
After the heroine was brought back by him, Ning Zian discovered that her physique was special, and she would always attract some unclean things for no reason. For example, like the sealed Yin Qi, the suppressed Demon Seed, or the evil spirits that have dissipated.
Under the doubts of the male protagonist, after some calculations, he realized that she is a natural Yin spirit body, and she is an existence of the most yin and cold, so it is easy to attract these things. Therefore, she has often encountered various unfortunate things since she was born, and she has stumbled and survived until now.
Ning Zi'an couldn't bear it, so she decided to accept her as a disciple.
In the novel, Ning Zian is written as a high-definition, ascetic immortal who is not good at words, is devoted to practice, and does not eat fireworks.
Gu Yue originally didn't understand why the male protagonist, who had been concentrating on improving his cultivation and was not disturbed by foreign affairs, accepted the female protagonist as his apprentice so easily. But after the story of Qu Shuangchou and the plot, it is estimated that Ning Zian just felt that he and the heroine were connected by the same fate, and both were dragged down by their natural constitution, so he wanted to accept the other party as his disciple.
It's just that the next plot is very cliché, it's nothing more than that the heroine has secret feelings for the hero, and she can't confess because of her identity as a teacher and apprentice. Like all master-disciple essays, the purpose of the full text is: Master abused me thousands of times, and I treat Master like my first love.
And every time the female protagonist is abused by the male protagonist, when she is killed, there will always be two males, two, three, four, five, seven, six, eight... Well, anyway, as long as it is a male creature, if you glance at the female protagonist in the crowd, you will be able to spot the female protagonist in seconds. The shining point of her body, and then she fell in love with her without hesitation.
But the helpless hero is blind!
After a series of misunderstandings and counter-misunderstandings, abuse and abuse, the male protagonist finally cured his eye disease, broke through many obstacles, and finally got together with the vulgar Mary Sue story.
Originally, these two people tossed and tossed, and it had nothing to do with others. But the worst thing is... The male and female protagonists have their own pot-throwing attributes. Except for the plot characters, no matter who gets close, they will become pot-bearers in seconds.
The male protagonist said: You are just my apprentice, just like other disciples in the sect.
So... the other disciples were wiped out.
The male protagonist said: I have no personal affection for you, even if there is, there is only family affection.
So... the Bo family fell.
The male protagonist said: I want to protect Xianmen, and I have no mood to love.
So... the sect group was destroyed.
The male protagonist said: In this life, I just want to protect all beings in the Three Realms.
So... the door to the demon world opened.
In short, if the cannon fodder between the two are connected, they can kill the entire immortal world.
"Probably the plot is like this." Gu Yue finished speaking in one breath, picked up the teapot and poured herself a glass of water.
"Oh..." Shen Ying nodded, glanced at the person who pretended to be calm, and suddenly asked, "The female lead and the male two, three, four, five, seven, six eight... What happened?"
puff…
I didn't drink a sip of water, just sprayed it out.
His face changed suddenly, and he said with some panic, "What else could happen? It's not just the question of who likes who."
"you sure?"
"Why did I lie to you?"
"Then why are you blushing?"
"I'm... too hot!"
"Oh~~~"
"..." They say it's not meat, take back your doubtful squiggly lines!
"Anyway, as long as you remember these two people, they are pathogens, and whoever gets into trouble will be unlucky. In the end, the two of them are happily together, and those cannon fodders who have practiced for tens of thousands of years have all lost their blood. "Guyue said with a serious face, "It's definitely not a good thing to have a relationship with the protagonist, and maybe the entire Invincible faction will join in."
"Where's the cook?" Shen Ying asked. After talking so much, he didn't see the cook appear.
"He only appeared at the last moment of the novel. At that time, the gate of the demon world was opened, and the demons invaded the fairy world in a big way. In order to save the male protagonist's apprentice, he used up his whole life to forcibly close the gate of the demon world." Gu Yue wrinkled. He frowned, "So the worst of all cannon fodders is..."
"Is that door so difficult to close?" Shen Ying looked curious.
"what?!"
Gu Yue's mouth twitched, is the point here? Did you listen to the plot carefully
"What material? Is it heavy?"
"Do you care whether it's heavy or not?!" The point is that Yi Qing absolutely cannot accept the male lead as his apprentice! Otherwise, with the accident physique of the male and female protagonists, their invincible faction is not enough to play.
"I think the cook is usually very strong, right?"
"What does this have to do with strength?"
"Then why is it so hard to close the door." Your plot is very problematic.
"Is that an ordinary door? That's the door to the devil world! Do you think anyone can open it?" Gu Yue glared at her and said, "The devil energy alone can corrode the body of the immortal and block the devil. The door of the clan must be very special."
"Is there a lot of magic on the door?"
"Of course it is!"
"And it's tall and big, and it looks very heavy?"
"Is this necessary?"
"Is the word "Demon World" written on it?"
"maybe?"
"There are two rings on the door, are the two red-eyed toads holding the rings?"
"What red-eyed toad?!" The more she said it, the more outrageous it became. Gu Yue turned her head and gave her a blank look, "Do you think TV props? It's the same as the truth, have you seen it before?"
"I see!" Shen Ying nodded.
What
"… "
What the hell!