My Master Disconnected Yet Again

Chapter 2: Bunny is delicious

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The originally noisy jungle has become so quiet that even the chirping of insects and birds has disappeared.

The gray-robed woman sat on a huge tiger corpse with a blank face, her legs crossed, and she sighed after sitting for a while, and said to herself, "Hey... I'm so tired, go home!"

After I finished speaking, I slowly climbed down from the tiger corpse, touched my flat belly, and felt a little hungry. I looked around at the monster corpses of various races all over the place. Now that they have all come out, why not... Have a late night snack

After thinking about it, he turned and walked towards the snow-white King Rabbit on the right. Just as he was about to reach out and grab the tail of the rabbit and drag it away, the King Rabbit, who had been dead for a long time, suddenly exploded.

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It jumped up and down, but instead of running away, it turned around and licked its head toward her.

"Shangxian spare your life, Shangxian spare your life, I was wrong, I was the one who didn't know Taishan, and I offended the immortal." The rabbit king's face was covered with tears and snot, and the huge rabbit head was so hard. His body trembled so much that the rabbit hairs were wave after wave.

"Are you just pretending to be dead?" The woman blinked and crouched down in front of the rabbit.

The king rabbit trembled even more, "Shangxian spare your life, I'm just a little king rabbit, I'm not like them. I eat grass, but I've never eaten people. I have old rabbits on top and little rabbits on my stomach. I'm still pregnant with a litter and can't die. Please let me live."

It's too terrifying, it has never seen a person with such a high level of cultivation. It looked weaker than mortals, but in an instant, tens of thousands of demons were destroyed, and there were even nine tenth-order demon kings among them. It was obvious that the moves could not see the slightest pattern, but a slap could kill more than a dozen big demons. The demons didn't even find out her depth, so they went directly to Huangquan.

Terrible... Terrible...

It's no wonder that in the past three months, all the demons who have left the demon world have not returned. With such a powerful person, even if you want to destroy the demon clan, it is only a matter of an hour or two.

"Are you pregnant with a bunny?" she asked suddenly.

"Yes... yes." King Rabbit nodded, shrinking his belly subconsciously.

"Oh." The woman was stunned, and suddenly nodded at it, "Congratulations!"

"Ah?!" Rabbit King was stunned for a moment, and replied in a conditioned reflex, "Thank... Thank you?" What did she mean? Is it the idea of wanting to hit the child in its belly

"You really haven't eaten anyone?"

"Really!" It nodded frantically, "I am a vegetarian, look at the hair on my body, there is no blood and resentment."

"Oh, then let's go!" She waved her hand cheerfully and confessed, "Go back and eat more grass, and let the rabbits continue to eat vegetarian."

"Ah! Ah?" Rabbit King was completely stunned, his eyes widened suddenly, "Are you going to... let me go?"

"Yeah." She nodded, and then added a sentence that didn't mean anything, "I got fat after a late night snack."

King Rabbit still couldn't believe it, he just took his life back so easily, looked at the other monster corpses all over the ground, "You...really don't kill me anymore?"

"I don't have the hobby of killing small animals, why are you lying to me?" It didn't eat people.

"But... the most people who died out of the demon world before were rabbits..." The Rabbit King was halfway through, and immediately covered his three flaps of mouth. Hundreds of demons died in the past three months, and one-third of them were rabbit demons.

"Well..." She didn't look angry at all, but recalled it seriously, "It seems like this is the case."

"That?"

"Because... Tutu is delicious!"

"… What?!" What the hell is this reason

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The woman, however, changed her languid look before, and started talking seriously, "Look... venison is too old, fox meat has a pungent taste, tigers are protected animals after all, so I don't dare to eat them, and snake meat has a lot of bones..." She counted the items with her fingers, and finally concluded, "So, it's better for you rabbits, um... delicious!"

The Rabbit King only felt sad tears welling up in his heart. The reason for the high casualty rate of the Dare Rabbit clan is because of the meat quality! It doesn't want to taste good at all!

and many more!

An almost absurd answer popped up in the rabbit king's mind, "So, Shangxian, you killed those monsters to..."

"Eat!" She replied as a matter of course, "I want to live too."

"..." So the reason why the dead demon clan did not survive was because they were all made into food? It is said that fasting and bigu are necessary for people to start cultivation? Three sects and six factions, these liars!

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"Oh, it doesn't count this time." She suddenly remembered something, pointed to the monster corpses all over the floor and added, "I live in that hut nearby, you don't sleep at night, and you're here all the time. , woke me up. You know... whoever didn't get up, came over to take a look."

"..." So Wan Yao died because the meeting was too loud

King Rabbit was struck by this cruel fact. After seeing the explanation, the woman turned to leave. Perhaps it was her casual tone that was completely opposite to the force value, which gave it courage, and the Rabbit King suddenly had a bold plan.

"Shangxian, please stay."

Sure enough, she took a step and turned her head, "Is there anything else?"

"Shang... Shangxian." The Rabbit King tried his best to suppress the fear in his heart, "If Shangxian is short of ingredients, it's small enough to be effective. There are many rabbit demons in our clan, and they are distributed in a wide area, and you can find anything to eat. Why not? ..." It glanced at the other's face, swallowed saliva, and continued, "How about I deliver the ingredients you need to your house on a regular basis every day?"

"Hey, is this still possible?" The woman's eyes lit up, then darkened for a while, "I don't have the money to order takeout."

What the hell is takeout

"What does the immortal say, I voluntarily honor you, no need for spiritual stones and silver coins!"

"I'm so sorry..." The woman suddenly blushed and scratched her head awkwardly, "Is it too much trouble for you?"

"No, no, no trouble at all." Rabbit King was flattered and shook his head vigorously.

"Oh, thank you then."

"It should be, it should be." The Rabbit King smiled ingratiatingly, and then he took the guts of the rabbit and stated his purpose, "Then... in the future, when my clan enters and exits the demon world, can I ask you to... raise your hand and not kill?"

"Okay!" She nodded without thinking, "They just don't eat people."

"Don't worry, Shangxian, they are all vegetarian monsters." The Rabbit King couldn't believe that she was so good at talking, and she seemed to be... very polite, "Then it's settled, I will send ingredients to Shangxian from tomorrow. "

"Thanks a lot."

"It's not hard."

"If it's okay, I'll go back to sleep first."

"Shangxian, walk slowly!"

"goodbye."

"Shangxian!"

"Um?"

"Don't know what your title is?"

"Oh, my name is Shen Ying."

"Shen Shangxian walk slowly..."