The cook also prevented them from deceiving their ancestors and harming the rabbits from the beginning, to preventing them from fleeing, to preventing them from fighting, and finally just preventing them from falling asleep.
And the teaching of rabbits has also achieved some preliminary results. Whether it is a rabbit or the Protoss below, there is actually no need to sleep. That is to say, there is no need for recess, and you can talk like this day and night. As a chatter, Rabbit has an extraordinary dedication to teaching. If you don't know it once, say it twice, if you don't know it twice, say it ten times, until the other party learns it.
Especially after discovering that the other party couldn't hurt it at all, it completely let go. I took out the full-level skill of the mouth cannon, and at most gnawed a radish halfway to adjust it. Even encountering students who are disobedient, they can stop and make a special trip to persuade...
"Hey, why do you do this? You know that you can't break through this formation, and you will be attacked. Why do you do such a stupid thing? Let's be peaceful? I'm here to teach you how to read. As long as you know and learn, you will learn it in a few years. As the saying goes, if you endure hardships, you will become a demon... blah blah blah blah."
"Hey, that goddess, what are you doing? How can you bite the god friend next to you? The so-called "practice first" is a classmate who is listening to a class together, so how can you eat it? , it's time to let it go. You know... blah blah blah."
"Oh, and the classmate who picks his feet, please put your feet down. Didn't you see that the classmates next to you fainted? We are all gods. And? And... blah blah blah blah!"
If the teaching level of the rabbit is level 1, then its nonsense is level 10. Absolutely read that you doubt people... no, the kind that doubts God.
The gods didn't know how to deal with it at first, so they could only grit their teeth and listen to it, until it felt that the whole world was buzzing with its persuasive voice. The worst thing is that in order to make them literate as soon as possible, the formation that Gu Yue set up on the high platform is actually directly related to their consciousness. That is to say, no matter what he said, that word would appear in the minds of the people listening below, like subtitles. So as soon as she opened her mouth, the golden fonts went straight to the minds of the gods, the kind that couldn't be stopped. No one could withstand such a barrage of attacks.
So later on, as long as it opens its mouth and says, "Hey, that..."
All the Protoss cried out in unison, "We were wrong! We will never do it again, Master, please... Can we go to class normally?"
"Well, Ruzi can be taught!" The rabbit nodded with satisfaction, and nibbled a radish by the way.
Yi Qing, the dean of education who is completely unemployed: "..."
He should go back to the apse to help Master cook!
Gu Yue also affirmed the quality of Rabbit's teaching, and even had a much better attitude towards Fatty. And started to think about the idea of having the rabbit continue to do several courses after the literacy course is over. Of course, as a reward for outstanding employees, he waved his hand and approved Rabbit's request to open a plot of land in the back mountain and plant some radishes.
Hongmeng: "..." The land seems to belong to him.
The teaching of rabbits has been taught for three years, and because of the non-stop, cramming teaching. Finally, these tens of thousands of illiterate people have laid a good foundation for writing. Especially in the later period, the rabbits tended to reason at all times, which caused them to be highly nervous. They almost only used the rabbit to tell it once, and everyone could fluently repeat it, otherwise the rabbit would tell it a hundred times...
Gu Yue also felt that it was time to start teaching other courses, so she decided to take a day off from the rest of the day, and start his class tomorrow.
Almost at the moment when the rabbit stepped off the high platform, all the Protoss in the audience breathed a sigh of relief, collapsed their waists for several years, and stepped down in an instant. Some even couldn't bear the pressure of sudden relaxation, and fainted directly.
terrible! Worse than the one with the sword! Is the so-called Rabbit Race such a terrifying race? The gods tremble!
The rabbit who finally got out of class has happily dragged his good friend Fatty to plant radishes. After all, he has eaten for three years, and he has eaten up everything in stock.
Gu Yue originally started the lecture the next day, but found that the fainted Protoss had not woken up yet, so she had to drag on for another day. On the third day, the second course started.
This time, he taught it himself, and the first lesson was about transforming. That's right, although all the gods here are born with the ability to change, it is only the original body of the original body, which is bigger, smaller and more colorful. For example, in the current field, everyone has compressed their bodies and became several times smaller, otherwise they would not be able to sit down at all.
But none of them can transform into a human form. The so-called transforming into a human form is not a temporary image such as a simple illusion, but the entire body shape and meridians will change. The reason for turning into a human form is because the human form is the best physical state for practicing the exercises, commonly known as the Tao body. Transforming into the Tao body is the first step in entering the Tao.
Lonely Moon is much simpler than a rabbit. The method of directly casting a spell to transform the shape is introduced into the consciousness of all the clans, and only one sentence is left, "You follow this method and practice on your own, and I will check it in five days."
The gods were happy at first. Unexpectedly, this new guru is much simpler than guru Rabbit. Finally, he doesn't have to endure the pain of penetrating into his spiritual consciousness without enduring a large number of continuous sentences. The tribes felt that they had seen the dawn of hope, but it was not until five days later that they returned to hell...
Unexpectedly, the inspections that Gu Yue mentioned are inspections one by one. If you don't pass the transformation, start over until you learn it. Not only that, his requirements for transformation are also extremely strict. You can't be tall, you can't be thin, you can't be fat, you can't be ugly or short. Not even too little hair! Even the disguised clothes are ugly, so they won't pass!
Clan: "..."
I always feel that this master is more ill than the previous one, what should I do? Urgently waiting online, very urgent! The kind that kills!
It's not that no one resists, but it's because... I really can't beat it!
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Being forced to transform hundreds of times every day, there were certainly many Protoss who were so irritable that they wanted to do it, but they were beaten before they got within three feet of him. He sure doesn't nag like Master Rabbit, but he does poison!
"It's so ugly, but you're too embarrassed to show it to me, do you want me to help you recreate it? Remake it!"
"Is your prototype a pig? You want to change your race when you become so fat? Do you need me to send you reincarnation to satisfy you? Reincarnation!"
"Your face was transformed from the blue bird just now, right? What kind of relatives are you a nightmare beast chasing with others? Reincarnated!"
"And the two of you, why are you so similar? Why are you looking like a husband and wife in front of me? I didn't even get off the list, so why are you pretending to be husband and wife in front of me and reincarnating for me!"