When Dad Tang came home, he saw his son playing with his mobile phone by the door of Yun Duo's room. The stinky boy didn't know what to see, so he bit his lip and chuckled, his eyelashes twitched slightly. He must have just taken a shower, and his hair was still wet. Instead of wearing a bathrobe as usual, he changed into a t-shirt and beach shorts.
Ms. Lu said softly to Dad Tang, "It's weird, you're not handsome, I'm not pretty, how can I have a son so good-looking, every time he does something wrong, I easily forgive him when I see his handsome face ."
Dad Tang shook his head, "Who said you're not pretty, you're the most beautiful woman in the world, have you never heard the phrase 'father of a woman, mother of a son', of course having a son is like you, the most handsome guy in the world is undoubtedly. "
Madam Lu gave him a sideways glance.
In fact, Ms. Lu when she was young was such a temperamental beauty, and at first glance, it would not be surprising. Tang Yibai's handsome looks are not entirely due to being a mother. It can only be said that this kid is too selective in heredity. The face and nose bridge follow my mother's, and my stature follows my mother's, which is higher than the average level; eyebrows and eyes are like my father's. The lips are also more like my mother, but I have corrected them myself. They don't have the cold lines of my mother, but they are softer and a little frivolous when they smile.
In short, his reincarnation skills are max, and he comes with a ps system.
At this time, seeing his son leaning against the door of little girl Yun Duo's room, Dad Tang asked, "Doudou, have you seen the clouds?"
Tang Yibai gave a soft "um" and replied, "She has seen me."
Dad Tang didn't know the deep meaning of those words, he just said, "Then what are you doing at the door of the little girl, to harass her?"
"No." Tang Yibai said, walked to the living room and sat down. He lowered his head to refresh his circle of friends, and found that the one Yun Duo had just posted had been deleted. Tang Yibai smiled and sent Yun Duo a message:
Screenshot taken.
Cloud ignored him.
Dad Tang chased after him into the living room and said, "Don't think I don't understand, you must have regretted seeing the beautiful clouds. I tell you, it's too late. Don't think that you are my son and I can tolerate your harassment. Our tenant."
Tang Yibai was a little helpless, "Dad, I really don't have one."
"Haha," Father Tang sneered, "Knowing son Mo Ruofu, you have been a hooligan since you were a child. In the first grade of elementary school, you brought female classmates home to do homework, and even three at a time."
Tang Yibai looked at him speechlessly, "When did you mention this? And I didn't bring it back, they brought it back with me."
He is also very innocent, okay? When he first started elementary school, the school was very close to his home, so he didn't need his parents to pick him up from school. As a result, he was followed by his classmates when he came home from school one day. He also foolishly thought that everyone was on the way, and in the principle of solidarity and friendship, he bought them sugar taro seedlings with his pocket money. Then, after eating snacks, they collectively followed to his door and said they wanted to do homework with him. So when Dad Tang came home after shopping, he saw that there were several more children in his family. His son had so many friends (although they were all girls), which made Dad Tang very happy. He cooked a lot of meals. After cooking, he felt that something was not right, so he asked the girls if they had told the family. The children are guilty of doing this kind of thing, and they don't tell their parents where they are going.
Well, this is messed up, Dad Tang hurriedly called the parents of the three children, and then called the school. Several parents over there couldn't find their children, and they were all in a panic. They were making trouble at the school. As soon as they received the call, they rushed to Tang Yibai's house. It is conceivable that several parents will not have a good face. Father Tang smiled for a long time and sent them away.
When they left, several parents meaningfully persuaded Dad Tang to educate the children well, otherwise they would grow crooked in the future.
Tang Yibai was criticized by his parents that time, and he was criticized by his teacher when he went to school the next day. The teacher also threatened him that he would not want to wear a red scarf if such a thing happened in the future. In short, he was miserable by three female classmates, and the past is really unbearable.
Now, Tang Yibai didn't want to recall this kind of thing, so he asked his mother, "Mom, are you hungry?"
When Dad Tang heard this, he resolutely went to the kitchen.
Ms. Lu is a trustworthy person. She said that if you want to invite Yunduo to breakfast, you must do so. Besides, Yun Duo is her witness. Last night, the stinky boy asked her why she didn't "rent a girl" to come back. Of course, today she wants to watch Yun Duo slap him in the face.
So she went to knock on Yun Duo's door, dudu dudu, "Yun Duo? Are you up yet?"
After waiting for a while, the door opened gently. Yun Duo held the door and whispered, "Auntie."
Ms. Lu looked at her strangely, "What's wrong with you, your face is so red?"
"I… don't feel well."
"Does it matter? Send you to the hospital? I have free labor."
"No, no!" Yun Duo felt her scalp tighten when she thought of who the free labor was.
"Then wash up and have breakfast, and then rest after breakfast."
Aunt Lu spoke as if giving an order, but Yun Duo obeyed again, "Oh, okay."
When the clouds were finished, Dad Tang had already put breakfast on the table. On the rectangular log table are millet yam porridge, steamed corn, fried eggs, xiaolongbao, and fruit. The porridge was cooked before going out for the morning exercise, and the xiaolongbao was bought downstairs when I came back. Sitting at the dining table, Yun Duo was silent in the face of the steaming breakfast.
Uncle Tang and Aunt Lu sat side by side opposite her, and of course Tang Yibai sat beside her.
Aunt Lu cleared her throat and said to Yun Duo, "Yun Duo, I haven't introduced you yet. This is my son, Tang Yibai."
Tang Yibai sighed in a sad tone, "Dad, Mom, you really don't care about me." If they saw his interview, they should have known that he and Yun Duo knew each other.
Dad Tang snorted, "I don't care that you can grow so big?"
Or Aunt Lu saw the clue, "You guys have known each other for a long time?"
Yun Duo explained, "Uncle and aunt, I'm a sports reporter and I know Tang Yibai." After a pause, she added, "Actually, I don't know him well."
Tang Yibai chuckled, lowered his head and whispered, "Really?"
Yun Duo buried herself in her own breakfast. She ate it faster than ever before, chewing like a squirrel.
Dad Tang and Ms. Lu looked at each other and saw the unusual meaning in each other's eyes.
After breakfast, Uncle Tang and Aunt Lu both went to work. It's a pity that Yun Duo doesn't have to go to work. Today is her rest day. She was about to slip back to her room, but was blocked by Tang Yibai.
Tang Yibai blocked her door, looked down at her, and said warmly, "Still angry?"
Cloud lowered his head and replied, "No."
"Sorry, I was just joking," he explained.
"It's nothing, I just… need to calm down." She needed a moment to digest the fact, and the embarrassment.
Tang Yibai was about to say something else when he saw Erbai wagging his tail and came over with a tennis ball in his mouth. It walked over to the cloud, lowered its head and put the tennis ball down, then looked up at her expectantly.
Yun Duo couldn't refuse this look every time.
She finally went out with Erbai, and Tang Yibai followed like a bodyguard, which made this person and dog look particularly majestic.
Tang Yibai in Tang Yibai's eyes: a loyal flower guardian.
Tang Yibai in Yun Duo's eyes: a hard-working shit shovel officer.
Tang Yibai in Erbai's eyes: The annoying third party.
The two and one dog came to a pet park not far from home, where there are many cats and dogs. Erbai has a good temper and never provokes right and wrong. Because he has been sterilized and is not close to women, he only knows how to eat and play foolishly all day. Cloud threw the tennis ball out, and it happily picked it up and put it on the ground waiting for her to throw it again.
Tang Yibai picked up the tennis ball and threw it with a swoosh. The small tennis ball ran towards the distant grove like a flying meteor, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Erbai stared at the disappearing trajectory of the tennis ball in a daze, the back is bleak. Then it suddenly turned its head and looked at the clouds aggrieved: I can't see it anymore!
Yun Duo gave Tang Yibai an embarrassed look.
Tang Yibai had to take Erbai on a journey to find tennis. Yun Duo stayed where he was, took out his mobile phone and chatted with Cheng Siqi.
Yun Duo: What should I do if I accidentally see a naked man...
Cheng Siqi: It depends on the situation. Are you in good shape
Cloud: ok...
Cheng Siqi: Is that place full
Clouds: ==
Cheng Siqi: Who did you see
Clouds: Tang Yibai...
Cheng Siqi: Ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! !
Cheng Siqi: Tang Yibai belongs to Qi Ruifeng! Why are you peeking at him! you rascal!
Cheng Siqi: Come on, how big is he? I have long wanted to know!
Cheng Siqi: There is a large error in visual inspection through swimming trunks!
Clouds: ==
Cheng Siqi: So are you showing off to me? Great you made it! Break up!
Yun Duo: I just don't know how to face him. feel so embarrassed...
Cheng Siqi: Obviously you earned it, what else are you dissatisfied with! What did Tang Yibai say? What did Qi Ruifeng say
clouds: qaq
Cheng Siqi: Hypocritical!
Am I really being hypocritical... Yun Duo has fallen into self-examination. In fact, she is not a child, she knows what a man's naked body looks like, and she has learned it in biology class. So if you really see it by accident, it seems that there is no need to make a fuss
See how calm Tang Yibai is...
It's no big deal, we're all adults and civilized people, and she didn't want to molest him, did she
Yun Duo made a psychological suggestion, and then her phone rang. She picked it up, "Hello, Brother Lingchen?"
Tang Yibai, who returned from picking up the ball, stopped. Ling Chen... Brother
Yun Duo didn't notice him, just lowered his head and talked on the phone, "Well, I didn't forget... Okay... Okay, see you tonight... No, I'll take a taxi... That's fine, thank you Brother Lingchen."
Hanging up the phone, she turned around and saw Tang Yibai looking at her strangely. He asked, "You know my cousin Liang Lingchen?"
"Well, Uncle Tang introduced us to him." Yun Duo had a good impression of this gentleman and gentleman. They had made an appointment to have dinner together before, and she had agreed, and the time was tonight. Anyway, neither of them have boyfriends and girlfriends, so it's better to try to get in touch. If you can't be a couple, you can still be friends.
Tang Yibai pursed his lips and threw the ball to Erbai. He said, "You keep calling him that, 'Brother Lingchen'?"
"Yeah, otherwise what's the name? He's five years older than me."
Tang Yibai looked at her with a half-smile, "Why didn't you call me 'Brother Yibai'?"
Yun Duo was a little funny, "I'm still 'Brother Yixiu'! You're only one month older than me."
"A big day is also a big day," he said, raising his eyebrows and chuckling, "Come on, call out 'Brother Yibai'."
Yun Duo ignored him and bent over to play with Er Bai.
Tang Yibai insisted, "You will always call me 'Brother Yibai' in the future."
"Brother Doudou."
Tang Yibai: -_-
Seeing Yunduo and Erbai having a good time, Tang Yibai took out his phone and sent a message to Liang Lingchen: Cousin, long time no see, let's have dinner together tonight!
Liang Lingchen: I can't do it today. I made an appointment.
Tang Yibai: I don't mind. ^_^