"There is a picture of his father hanging on it..." The moon was bright and the stars were sparse. In the cowshed in the suburbs of New York State, Jiang Hai was leaning on the straw stack, looking at his mobile phone and eating. He had been spending time with these cows recently. As they grew older, Jiang Haidao gradually became accustomed to their taste. At least he could still eat around fifteen cows.
What is currently on his mobile phone is the cross talk he downloaded. As for whether it has copyright, Jiang Hai doesn't know. He just downloaded it online. The person who said the cross talk is not just one person, but the entire German club. , what we are performing now is the cross talk of Boss Guo, the leader of a certain German club. I have to admit that in China, now that most people are following the main theme, the cross talk of a certain German club is still quite fun, although there are some The person looks a little vulgar, a little bad, always making fun of others, but the point of laughter is here, just like what Boss Guo's partner Yu Shaobao said, this is their job.
If you say that cross talk cannot make the audience happy, then what else can you say? Jiang Hai admitted that he was a layman.
He likes money, beautiful women, and a luxurious life, so he still likes these things.
Although he lives in the United States, in addition to watching cross talk, he often also watches domestic variety shows.
Of course, he doesn't like to watch programs like Kuaiben that are obviously biased towards young people and older people, such as running men, or Internet singers, refrigerators, etc. He is quite interested. of.
On the contrary, he doesn't really like variety shows in the United States, such as The Voice, America's Got Talent, Conan Show, Oprah Talk Show, etc. He feels average because of the jokes in them. Sometimes it's really a bit too dirty.
There are many people in the United States who can talk about that kind of thing on TV without changing their faces or heartbeat, about the length, time, and skills of men, whether women like their mouths, the sounds of their calls, etc., everywhere. While talking about this, you said that Jiang Hai, a rural farmer living in the suburbs without a girlfriend, always looks at these things and can hardly keep up with his nutrition.
Of course, there are some programs that he prefers to watch, such as Victoria's Secret. It's like no one has a secret. Jiang Hai's heart will become calmer when he sees the programs on the screen. .
Well, I was just admiring the clothes. Well, whether you believe it or not, Jiang Hai believed it anyway.
In fact, when it comes to variety shows in the United States, the one with the widest audience should be WWE, which is National Professional Wrestling. It is divided into several channels, RAW, SMACKDOWN, TNA, ROH, ME, etc.
In the Americas, whether it is South America, North America, or even island countries, people are very fond of wrestling.
But this thing is just an entertainment program to watch, because the fights are all fake. Whether it is the victory or defeat, or the fighting scenes, they all follow the script now. Jiang Hai has also watched WWE before, But that was when HHH and Gao Bo were competing. It might have been a real fight at that time, because there was blood in the ring almost every week.
According to current theory, these people are all good actors. Regardless of whether there is a script or not, at least they look real.
But now, uh, that's about it. Sometimes the opponent has already reacted before the knife hits someone. For example, this is the case in most women's competitions. But having said that, Jiang Hai still I really like watching women's competitions, but I can't keep up with my nutrition... I'd better watch domestic variety shows to calm my mind.
Today is the 16th to the 8th, and tomorrow is the quarterfinals. This is also the last night, a night that needs to be carefully guarded.
Because Jiang Hai’s only old cowboy here, Robbins-Garcia, is going to the slaughterhouse tomorrow to watch the cattle being slaughtered. In order to avoid any accidents, Robbins-Garcia will not come to watch tonight. Jiang Hai stayed alone for four hours.
After returning to the hotel, Jiang Hai ate, washed and went to bed first. He started going to bed at eight o'clock. He didn't get up until 1:30 in the middle of the night. After washing up, he drove the car to replace Enol - Sisi.
From two o'clock in the middle of the night until six o'clock the next morning, it was Jiang Hai's time. As a person with a physical fitness twice the limit of human beings.
Jiang Hai's physical fitness is quite good, not to mention just watching for four hours, and he also slept for six hours before that.
Just keeping him awake for three or five days shouldn't be a problem, maybe longer if he's been trained.
However, Jiang Hai didn't want to go through that hardship. Why should he train like this without any time? If he had that time, he might as well think about how to improve the scales on his body. Just by upgrading one level, the improvement method would be obvious. different.
At the same time, his own strength has also doubled. If he upgrades to another level, maybe there will be more changes.
So at this time, Jiang Hai was in a very peaceful state of mind, just sitting there, drinking tea, watching cross talk, and eating melon seeds.
Time passed by unknowingly. Behind Jiang Hai, the cows were also kneeling there, breathing evenly. Of course, in addition to breathing out from above, there was also a lot of breathing from below. Cows are probably the animals that like to fart the most in the world. You said they don’t eat soybeans and drink cold water every day. How do they get so many farts
Fortunately, Jiang Hai was sitting upwind. If he were sitting downwind, he would suffer.
Watching the time passing by, in the blink of an eye it was already around three o'clock in the middle of the night. As the easternmost region of the United States, the sun rises very early here. Although the United States is not like China, it only has A standard time.
There are two here. The time in the Eastern United States and the time in the Western United States are different, with a difference of about an hour.
But one hour can't stop the sun here from rising quickly. Around three o'clock in the morning, the sun is gradually rising.
The darkness before dawn is also the darkest time, and human functions also represent the most sleepy time here.
Even Jiang Hai couldn't help but yawn, but just before he finished his yawn, he suddenly saw several figures slowly walking towards him in the darkness in the distance. .
"Who is it?" After rubbing his eyes, Jiang Hai directly turned on the camera of his mobile phone and shouted to the person in the distance with the help of bright light.
"It's me." After hearing Jiang Hai's words, the person on the opposite side also called out. Generally speaking, such a standard answer would make the caller lower his guard, but Jiang Hai's guard suddenly rose. Get up because the voice is unfamiliar.
"Stand there, who are you?" Jiang Hai shouted loudly after hearing these people's words.
When they heard Jiang Hai's cry, the group of cows that were sleeping behind Jiang Hai woke up. Unfortunately, cows are not night vision animals, so they had nothing to do when they woke up. Just lying there with eyes open.
After hearing Jiang Hai's words this time, the few people here did not reply. However, they who were just walking at this time started running. Seeing them speeding towards him, Jiang Hai's eyes narrowed. When he woke up, he was sure that these people had absolutely no good intentions. He immediately placed his mobile phone on the haystack next to him and turned on the video recording function.
At this time, these people also rushed over, and when they walked into Jiang Hai, they saw that there were five of them. In addition to the four with empty hands, there was another person carrying something on his body. He saw that Jiang Hai was actually recording the video. , the four people here looked at each other, and three of them instantly separated and rushed towards Jiang Hai, while the other person and the person carrying the thing walked towards the bullpen immediately.
Jiang Hai knew from one look at the actions of these people that these people were probably coming for his own cattle.
Is this a big deal? These cattle are Jiang Hai's wealth and life! At that moment, he no longer held back, and immediately ran towards the three people who were rushing towards him. When these three people saw that Jiang Hai dared to take the initiative to greet him, they were not polite and immediately rushed towards Jiang Hai.
Jiang Hai's guess was correct. These people were here to deal with Jiang Hai's bull. They had already understood it before.
In Jiang Hai's bullpen, Jiang Hai was the only one watching, and he didn't have a gun.
Then the five of them were unarmed. Not to mention five against one, even if it was three against one, they did not think that Jiang Hai would be their opponent. Just like now, the first one to rush over would be the first to fight. The punch hit Jiang Hai's nose. It was obvious that these people were also good fighters. People, or men to be precise, had three biggest weaknesses.
The first is the nose, the second is the stomach, and the third is the vital point. Hitting the nose is most likely to give the opponent a concussion. At the same time, the soreness of the nasal bones will accelerate the secretion of tears and blur the vision. This is equivalent to crippling the opponent within a certain period of time. balance and vision.
The reason for punching the stomach is because one punch will make the person weak, nauseated and retching.
As for the final key, there is no need to say more... all men know it.
As soon as he saw these people punching him in the nose, Jiang Hai understood that these people also had a premeditated plan, but his strong physical fitness was no joke. He turned his head and gave way to the opponent's fist. With a push with his left hand, the opponent felt a huge force coming from his arm, and it instantly deflected outward. At this moment, Jiang Hai's leg instantly kicked his lower abdomen.
With a muffled sound of "Bang!", the man had already flown backwards. Jiang Hai kicked him and sent him flying back five or six meters before falling heavily to the ground. He was clutching his lower abdomen in pain. No sound can be made.
Seeing that their companion was beaten down so quickly, the two people who rushed over couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, but Jiang Hai would not be stunned.
Bell had taught Jiang Hai that the last thing he should do during a fight was to be distracted. Killing him while he was sick was an inevitable choice.
So Jiang Hai immediately rushed in front of these two people without saying a word!