"Ling'e told me, she said that you would be nervous when you meet women in front of people."
Jiu Jiu was sitting on the railing of the treasure ship, carrying a big gourd on his back, shaking his feet gently, behind him was the radiant light wall of formations, holding a few Jiuniang Lingdou pills in his hand, he tossed one at random, raised his head, Mouth...
There was a loud, crunching sound.
"Although my uncle thinks he doesn't have any feminine charm, he is more or less a woman, so he resisted not playing with you."
Xiong Lingli next to her heard the words, looked down at her whole body, lowered her head silently, and hugged herself tightly with her hands.
Li Changshou, who was sitting in the corner meditating, couldn't help laughing bitterly...
Uncle, do you have any misunderstanding about the charm of women
"It turns out that Ling'e made the entrustment in advance," Li Changshou felt a burst of emotion in his heart.
This sister-in-law didn't hurt in vain.
Decided!
From now on, you don't need the Paper Daoist to monitor Ling'e, just use the Paper Daoist to see what Ling'e is doing a moment before you go back to the mountain.
If Ling'e is lazy and in a daze and doesn't practice well, then reward her for ten years of confinement and retreat to improve her realm;
If Ling'e is dressing up carefully, bathing and changing clothes, then reward her with the "Stable Words" five hundred times to correct her wandering thoughts;
If Ling'e eats barbecue in the spirit animal circle, then... close the door and have a beating;
Cough, in case Ling'e is working hard to practice and meditate to enlighten the Tao, I will officially teach her the original paper-cut adult supernatural powers, so that she can have an extra ability to protect herself.
Li Changshou sorted out these situations in turn in his heart, and he was also a little emotional.
The delicate and intelligent little girl back then is now slim and graceful. Except for always wanting to do bad things to his senior brother when she has nothing to do, she has grown up pretty well in other aspects.
Especially in the past ten years or so, Ling'e has lost a bit of the 'throb' of getting into trouble, and has become much calmer.
This made Li Changshou quite satisfied.
From now on, as long as Ling'e is stable, he will naturally not treat this little junior sister badly.
Jiu Jiu sighed softly:
"Hey, why didn't we ascend when we crossed the catastrophe?"
Li Changshou said with a smile: "I have seen it in the classics of the Daozang Palace. Whether you ascend or not depends not on your aptitude or perception, but on your accumulation before becoming a fairy, and whether your own way is in harmony with the heaven and the earth."
"Hmph," Jiu Jiu rolled his eyes, "Guidao Sixth Realm has no right to speak!"
"Yes, yes," Li Changshou bowed his head and said, "This disciple talks too much."
"Well... I'm not saying that your cultivation base is not high, so don't think about it."
Jiu Jiu was also afraid that he would accidentally hurt Li Changshou's confidence in cultivating the Tao. After thinking about it, he pretended to be old-fashioned and taught:
"Cultivation lies in long time, not day and night.
Being fast for a while does not mean that your future achievements will be very high.
Some qi refiners with outstanding aptitude and outstanding comprehension, who have become immortals for a hundred years and true immortals for a thousand years, are practicing and practicing, ah, suddenly they are stuck, and even the immortals can't rush up, let alone longevity.
So, practice... um, yes, you can't fight for a while, you have to look at it in the long run! "
"Uncle Master!" Li Changshou agreed with a smile.
Xiong Lingli at the side was full of emotion, with stars shining in his big eyes, looking at this little senior sister with admiration on his face.
Jiu Jiu waved at Xiong Lingli shyly, suddenly thought of something, and asked Li Changshou via voice:
"Little Ling, what do you plan to arrange
She is the registered disciple of the head of the sect, it is more appropriate to go to Potian Peak to practice, should I take her to live with me
Anyway, my house is empty, and I'm almost naturalized in your Little Qiongfeng! "
"Little Qiongfeng is relatively clean," Li Changshou replied via voice transmission, "Little is of the blood of a witch, although he has been fasted, he still likes to eat, so it is just right for Xiaoqiongfeng.
After I go back, I will expand the scope of the spirit beast circle several times, raise more delicious spirit beasts, and let Ling Li take care of them while practicing.
In this way, Lingli doesn't have to go out to hunt all the time. "
Immediately, Jiu Jiu's eyes lit up, looking at Xiong Lingli, he couldn't help but babble...
Doesn't that mean that I can be upright in the future, and eat and drink together with this Xiong Zhuang little girl
Xiong Lingli shrank her neck and looked weakly at this senior sister who was obviously small in stature but had such well-developed muscles somewhere...
This look is very similar to when she was hungry!
Li Changshou smiled and said, "Let's talk about it when we go back."
Jiu Jiu immediately nodded in agreement, Xiong Lingli looked at her big cousin Sea God, and then at her little senior sister Jiu Jiu, feeling all sorts of uncertainties in her heart.
Du Xianmen, what is it like...
Jiu Jiu stretched out his small hand suddenly, and shouted: "I want to fight the Great God!
This convention was so boring that I slept through it more than twenty times before it ended! "
Li Changshou smiled, took out the cards that he had prepared earlier, and called Lingli to come with him, and asked the little master to arrange a layer of fairy power barrier around him to prevent outside inspection.
Originally, Xiong Lingli said "I'm stupid, maybe I can't do it" and so on;
But after the two rounds, Sister Xiong's eyes were shining, and she shouted "four heavenly immortals", "a pair of golden immortals", "boom da la bouncing" and "jointly flying immortals" more fiercely than anyone else!
…
After all the fun, Li Changshou still didn't forget to think about the business.
What should I do to make Uncle Zhao's gang stop messing around with porcelain
Originally, Li Changshou thought that Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao were just a whim, but judging from the experience of Taoist Wenjing, the brothers and sisters had already started to engage in a large-scale touching series...
Honghuang didn't have a hotline to call the police, and Uncle Zhao's backstage is too hard!
Today they can meet Taoist Wenjing by chance, and tomorrow they might be able to uncover the roof tiles of Zixiao Palace!
Li Changshou couldn't help feeling a little depressed...
At that time, in order to deal with the hunchbacked old way of the Western religion, I made the oath of the great way too carefully, and it really didn't end well at this time.
He wanted to let go and ignore this matter, but he was also afraid that if Uncle Zhao made a big deal in the future, he would be implicated too;
Want to intervene in time, but don't know how to start...
After worrying like this for a few days, Li Changshou even thought about asking his little backer, Master Xuandu, to come forward to settle the matter.
But asking the archmage for no reason will only consume the archmage's goodwill towards me...
The backer cannot be used casually, and the matter is not so urgent.
Just when Li Changshou was at a loss, Jiu Jiu's unintentional words gave him a flash of inspiration...
Jiu Jiu said: "I don't know why Ling'e is so afraid of you as a senior brother, you can't be gentle with Ling'e!"
To be a brother... a brother...
correct!
Li Changshou slapped his forehead, how could he forget about this boss!
Jiu Jiu blinked: "Why are you beating yourself? Are you annoyed by such an exaggerated gesture?"
"No, this disciple suddenly thought of a little trick of cultivation," Li Changshou said with a smile, "Thank you for reminding me, uncle, I will be gentler to Ling'e in the future.
Uncle Shi, you play with Lingli first, and the disciple will practice in seclusion for a while! "
"Huh? How come I don't see you being so diligent on weekdays," Jiu Jiu muttered with some dissatisfaction, "I know how to compete for performance in front of the masters in the school!"
Li Changshou didn't refute, just squinted and smiled...
Little Martial Uncle, he is really his lucky star.
He closed his eyes and focused his attention, most of his attention was on the Paper Taoist in the underground of the Sea God Sect's great temple.
He changed into a paper Taoist with 'full power of immortality', floated out, quietly went to the big temple here, and entered the room specially prepared for paper Taoist...
Probably, there is a direction.
Among the Jiejiao, apart from Master Saint, if there is one person who can control Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao, it is definitely not Daoist Duobao, the elder brother of Jiejiao.
It's the eldest sister of Sanxiao, Zhao Gongming's second sister, Fairy Yunxiao!
Fairy Sanxiao was also a familiar figure to Li Changshou in his previous life.
The reason why they are called ruthless people is mainly because, in order to avenge their elder brother Zhao Gongming in the future Conferred God Great Tribulation, they set up a nine-curved Yellow River formation, and with the Hunyuan Jindou, most of the Twelve Golden Immortals were cut off. Three flowers on the top of the members;
This is actually only a small part of their record.
The most amazing thing is that Master Sage personally took action to subdue them, San Xiao's heart was so cruel that he really dared to attack Saint...
Of course, because of this, their fate was quite miserable:
The boss, Yunxiao, was taken away by Lao Tzu, and he was crushed under the Qilin Cliff behind Yuxu Palace;
The second child, Qiong Xiao, and the third child, Bi Xiao, were directly beaten to death, and their remnant souls were placed on the list of gods, becoming puppets of the Dao of Heaven, trapped in the throne of the Dao of Heaven, and lost their freedom.
Their god position is also very subtle, which is what the world calls "midwife".
At first glance, they are in charge of the birth of human spirits, which is a very important priesthood; but when you think about it carefully, the status of the three of them is comparable to that of Yuelao Temple.
The dignified interception of the disciples of the outer sect...
Really embarrassing.
However, even if Li Changshou knew about this a long time ago, he still couldn't care about so many things behind.
He has almost jumped out of the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods, and absolutely doesn't want to get involved again.
Now, what Li Changshou wants to do is to tell Yun Xiao about Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao's casual encounter with porcelain outside, and see how Yun Xiao reacts...
Li Changshou was naturally very unfamiliar with Yunxiao, and the fairy tales didn't say what kind of temper she was.
What if he joins the Pengci gang because he loves his sister too much... that would be really lively.
Therefore, to be on the safe side, Li Changshou must not only let Yun Xiao know about this matter, but also let Yun Xiao realize that this matter will bring boundless karma to Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao.
'This matter, how to operate? '
Li Changshou sat behind the chair and subconsciously tapped the table with his fingers.
Everyone, more or less, has some little quirks;
For example, Ling'e, she likes to take a bath when she is bored, sometimes three times in the morning, noon and evening, and also likes to put some petals in the water, and piece the petals into patterns.
Well... don't ask him how he knows, it doesn't matter!
Li Changshou also pays great attention to his "little habits". Except when he is concentrating on thinking, he can't help tapping the table with his fingers rhythmically, and he has lost control of many small movements.
'Let Daoist Mosquito, the sufferer, go to Sanxian Island to cry to Yunxiao? '
At this time, Taoist Wenjing's heel has not been exposed, so he can go to Sanxian Island, but this may arouse the suspicion of the saints of the Western Church...
Write a letter and ask Aoyi to send it to Sanxian Island
Li Changshou pondered a few times.
Ao Yi is busy with his honeymoon now, and he always dispatches him, which is not very good...
'It's better to use the identity of the Sea God of the South China Sea to tell Fairy Yunxiao the whole matter.
Doing too many calculations may backfire. '
Sometimes, the way to stability lies not in complexity, but in simplicity.
Li Changshou gradually stopped thinking, took out a pen, ink and cloth, and began to write a greeting card.
It's not difficult to find Sanxian Island, as long as Ao Yi asks around on Jin'ao Island, he can always find a rough location.
The difficulty of this matter lies in how I can meet Fairy Yunxiao...
The afterglow of the setting sun shines on the desk through the window paper;
Li Changshou swiped his brush, in order to meet Fairy Yunxiao, it took him a lot of effort and deliberation for just a letter of greeting.
After he finished writing the greeting post, he suddenly had a clear understanding in his heart...
Fortunately, he had already made up his mind at this time, and went to Sanxian Island to talk to Yunxiao about it.
If Zhao Gongming and the others do something big in the future, it is possible that Yunxiao will come to him on his own initiative and put the blame on him!
"In this prehistoric world, every step you take, you will not be safe."
Li Changshou's Paper Taoist stretched his waist, put away the greeting card, picked up his whisk, and cast his earth escape towards the South China Sea.
Traveling in seawater with water escape can save less than half of the immortal power compared with earth escape.
at the same time…
Deep in the South China Sea, on a deserted island.
Three figures were sitting in a clearing in the forest, dividing up the storage magic weapons.
Qiong Xiao shook her catkins back and forth, counting solemnly:
"Brother one, I one;
One for Han Zhi and one for me.
me one, me one;
One for the elder brother, one for me..."
Zhao Gongming was a little dumbfounded, and naturally he wouldn't argue with his third sister because of such a trivial matter.
And Hanzhi was a little at a loss, wanting to say that she dared not take these benefits, but she was afraid of being taught a lesson by Fairy Qiongxiao.
Soon, after the spoils were divided, Qiong Xiao clapped his hands and showed a satisfied smile.
"It feels good to get something for nothing, brother, shall we go to the West Sea?"
"Well, good," Zhao Gongming stroked his beard and smiled, "but we should not ask for their things in the future, as if we were bandits who robbed houses.
Third sister, are you short of treasures? "
"It's not missing," Qiong Xiao blinked, "But, big brother, if you don't want these things, what's the point of our actions
To do a line is to say a line!
In the future, we will find some unsatisfactory cultivators and distribute the wealth of cultivation to them. "
Zhao Gongming pondered a few times, couldn't help looking at Han Zhi, and asked, "Is that the truth?"
Han Zhi's sense of justice made her want to shake her head, but Qiong Xiao gave her a dark look, so she could only nod her head weakly and give a slight 'hmm'.
Give in instantly...