My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Chapter 24: It is impossible for real immortals to work

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Bang!

Bang!

In the quiet afternoon, Duxianmen's silky and thin mountain guard was surrounded by a large formation.

On Xiaoqiong Peak, which is quite short among the peaks, there is a rhythmic sound of percussion...

In the dense forest about ten miles north of the three thatched huts beside the small lake, a towering tree was also trembling with the sound of the beating.

Under the tree, a girl dressed in an exercise uniform embroidered with orchids and grass, and tied with a light purple silk scarf on her head, was constantly swinging a big axe, her movements were indescribably graceful.

The girl was gritting her teeth and sending out a cordial greeting:

"Don't let me use my power, what should I do if my legs and arms grow that kind of pimple flesh!

She is a female Qi refiner!

Really, he also said that he wanted to watch others cut down trees, what about people? I ran back to meditate again!

Hmph, Senior Smelly Brother, cut you off by the roots, cut down the tree and remove the roots, cut the roots and kill them, not a blade of grass will grow!

Give me, break! "

Click—

The old tree wobbled and fell slowly, startling flocks of birds in the forest.

Suddenly, a cry came from behind:

"You are... Little Ling'e?"

Lan Ling'e was immediately alert, and jumped forward immediately with the giant ax in hand. When she landed, she had turned around and looked up at the figure floating in the air, feeling a little familiar.

A big gourd that is ten feet long, a female fairy sitting cross-legged on the gourd, a little dirty sackcloth... Damn, the sackcloth blouse is almost stretched open...

Uh, it turned out to be Master Jiu Jiu...

Lan Ling'e quickly put down the big axe, bowed her hands forward, and recalled the several sets of greeting templates set by her senior brother in her heart, and chose the one that was most suitable for the occasion, and said softly:

"Disciple Ling'e pays a visit to Uncle Wine Master. This disciple's level of cultivation is low, so I can't greet you in time. Please don't blame Master Uncle."

"It's all right, you don't have to be so polite," Jiu Jiu looked at the well-mannered and well-spoken little nephew Lingxiu, and he also had a good impression.

Jiu Jiu put away the big gourd and jumped down from the air.

"Is your senior brother there? I have something to look for him."

"Brother, he should be cultivating." Lan Ling'e lowered her eyebrows and continued to speak softly, "Please ask my uncle to wait in front, and I will call Master to come out of the gate to meet him.

There is always something wrong with the reception in the humble house, I hope my uncle will forgive me. "

"Hey, don't bother, I came here specially to find your senior brother;

Your master Chengxian is here, let him retreat for a while and don't bother him. "

Jiu Jiu waved his hands, turned his head and looked around, "Little Ling'e, what are you chopping wood for?"

"It's a way of practicing, which makes my uncle laugh."

Lan Ling'e's answer was still watertight, but there was a little doubt in her heart.

This senior uncle, what do you want your senior brother to do

Qi refiners after becoming immortals have a long lifespan, and there are also many Taoist companions from different generations in the sect;

And this uncle in front of him has a pretty face and exquisite curves. Although he is a little rough, he is also naturally beautiful, and he has a lot of capital...

The point is, this senior uncle Jiu Jiu went out with his senior brother...

has a problem.

Lan Ling'e suddenly became alert, and with a slight thought in her heart, she wanted to ask Jiu Jiu's intentions by insinuating.

But before she could open her mouth, a few ripples appeared on the ground not far away, and Li Changshou's figure slowly emerged, bowing to Jiu Jiu...

A moment later, in Li Changshou's thatched hut, Jiu Jiu and Li Changshou sat cross-legged on both sides of the low table.

She came to give Li Changshou a reward for this experience meeting, and by the way, she also brought a thank you gift from Jiang Jingshan, and placed two magic weapons for storage on the low table.

Li Changshou was not polite, and just accepted it.

Seeing the several magic treasures, treasure materials and spirit stones piled up like hills in the storage ring given by Uncle Jiang, I feel a little relieved from the bottom of my heart.

When he was investigating the small Qiongfeng's veins just now, Li Changshou was still worrying about the precious materials needed to build various large formations, but this gift of thanks directly solved most of the problems.

Li Changshou asked: "Why didn't Master Uncle go to Nanzhou together?"

"Oh," Jiu Jiu sighed for a long time, lay down on the table weakly, his eyes gradually lost their light, "I wanted to play along, but when I went back to the mountain, I was left behind to be held accountable until now. Come out from the Hall of Rewards and Punishments.

Now I'm worrying.

The elders actually fined me to abstain from drinking for three years, ah, it would be better to tie me to a lightning rod and split me for three years... "

Li Changshou couldn't help smiling, only then did he notice that Jiu Jiu's little gourd magic weapon was gone, and it should have been taken away by the elders in the door.

It happened that Ling'e brought tea into the room, and seeing this situation, she immediately pursed her lips.

With such a casual posture, he gets along so well with his senior brother...

This uncle really has a problem.

After serving the tea, Lan Ling'e carried her futon to her senior brother, then knelt down and sat down obediently, and deliberately hugged her senior brother with her arms.

Seeing this, Jiu Jiu stared, "Eh? Changshou is your illness?"

"Junior Sister has no problem contacting me, probably because I get along with Junior Sister day and night," Li Changshou explained calmly, "When touching women other than Junior Sister, it is inevitable that symptoms such as convulsions will occur."

"Cough! Cough cough!"

Lan Ling'e covered her mouth and coughed for a while. Looking at her slightly pained expression, it was definitely caused by trying too hard to hold back a smile.

"Oh, I see."

Jiu Jiu didn't have any doubts at all, lying there sighed faintly, his eyes lost their light again, and softly groaned for a while:

"Three years, how can I survive these three years...

How can I retreat and practice without alcohol, I can't sleep, I don't have the strength to do anything...

This bastard Yuanqing, if he does something serious, he can just get in by himself, and my uncle will suffer three years of punishment if he hurts it. "

Li Changshou lowered his eyebrows in thought, touched his chin and pondered for a while;

Lan Ling'e next to her saw the brother's expression at this time, subconsciously moved to the side, sat upright, kept her eyes straight, and didn't dare to speak at all.

She took another sneak peek at the curvature of Li Changshou's eyebrows, and confirmed that this was a sign that the senior brother wanted to deceive someone!

Whenever the senior brother shows this expression, one of them and the master will be arranged!

"Uncle Wine Master, why don't we discuss it."

"Huh? What's the discussion?" Jiu Jiu replied feebly.

"Uncle Master has not been allowed to drink alcohol for the past three years. If he can't practice, why not help his disciples build some formations together," Li Changshou said solemnly, "In return, my disciple will help you brew three kinds of extinct wines for you, Uncle Master. Just give it to your uncle to enjoy after the next year.

Moreover, there is also a drink that can replace alcohol. "

"Extinct wine? A drink that replaces wine?"

Jiu Jiu cheered up immediately, and immediately sat up straight, "What? Are you trying to trick me into doing free work for you

First things first, we don't know anything about matchmaking. "

"Master uncle just needs to use immortal power to help stabilize the foundation and suppress the turbulence of spiritual power." Li Changshou smiled calmly and asked, "Master uncle likes to drink or taste wine? Do you like the taste of wine, or the taste when drunk?" How do you feel?"

"Hmm..." Jiu Jiu pondered a few times, "It's all there.

I entered the mountain when I was three years old, and I happened to be in charge of taking care of my fifth senior brother who likes to make wine. Once I was thrown into the wine jar by him to take a bath, and then I couldn't do without the thing in the glass.

It has to be said that the taste of wine is very important, as well as the light and slightly drunk feeling when you drink it comfortably. "

"Master, please take a look."

Li Changshou pointed to the teacup in front of him, took out a small jade pot from his sleeve, unplugged the pot, and poured a drop of light green liquid into the teacup.

In an instant, a slight fragrance was scattered and elegant, and the cup of tea suddenly turned light green.

Li Changshou said with a smile: "Uncle Master, try to see if you feel that slightly drunk."

"Oh?" Jiu Jiu blinked lightly, took a teacup, and sniffed tentatively in front of his nose, but only smelled a faint fragrance, then lowered his head and took a sip, his eyes suddenly brightened.

Raising her hand, she drank the cup of tea in one gulp.

A little blush gradually appeared on Jiu Jiu's pretty face, his eyes became blurred, and he kept grinning.

"Good stuff... strong enough..."

Kuang, the teacup fell on the table, Jiu Jiu lay down slowly, tossed and turned slowly on the ground, and let out bursts of giggles, murmuring incessantly:

"Senior Brother Seven, don't be ashamed. You stick to Senior Sister Six every day. After so many years of dual cultivation, you still can't give birth to a baby..."

"One by one in pairs, I deserve to be single as the ninth child... Huh, when I reach the level of immortality, I will grab a few beautiful men and pour wine and take a bath for this immortal every day..."

"Little Changshou... You must never look down on your master... Your master was amazing back then..."

Gradually, the snoring lightened up, Jiu Jiu embraced the futon, lay down on the ground and fell asleep completely.

Lan Ling'e asked curiously: "Brother, what is this?"

"Immortal Drunk," Li Changshou echoed, "This is not only a kind of drug, but also a kind of fine wine, but it does not smell of alcohol itself, and it has no other effect except to make people drunk for a while. Things I eliminated.

According to ancient records, in ancient times, many immortals who liked what was in the cup would try this kind of immortal brew, but they poured it directly into their mouths because they were too addicted to alcohol.

It itself is refined in a similar way to brewing wine, except that most of the wine is made of fairy fruit and fairy food, and the raw material of immortal drunk is thirty-two medicinal herbs. "

Lan Ling'e asked with some concern: "Is this enough for three things?"

Li Changshou nodded with a smile, looked at Jiu Jiu who was already asleep, and thought about his soon-to-be-completed alchemy room, and replied via voice: "Don't say three kinds, thirteen kinds can also be made.

If there are real immortals to help, many ideas that could not be realized before will be possible now.

After the Danfang is completed, the safety factor will be more secure. "

"Okay," Lan Ling'e pursed her lips, looking at the surprisingly cute uncle who fell asleep, she always felt a little... a sense of crisis.

So, two years later.

Bang!

The wooden door of Li Changshou's thatched cottage was kicked open, and Jiu Jiu, dressed in sackcloth and anxious, rushed in.

"Hurry up! This month's Immortal Drunk and Beautiful Lady Mei...

not there

Ah, why did you go to alchemy again! Just tie you to the medicine stove! "

Jiu Jiu stomped his feet, cursed a few words in a low voice, turned hastily and jumped into the air, and was about to rush towards the dense jungle behind the thatched cottage.

But her figure stopped suddenly, and she tilted her head to stare at the dense and deep forest in front of her, feeling the slowly flowing aura in it, her forehead was instantly covered with black lines.

From the bottom of her heart emerged more than a dozen embarrassing experiences in which she was trapped in the past six months...

If she hadn't known what was ahead, she wouldn't have noticed that there are as many as twenty-eight bright formations and seventy-six dark formations here, and they are all interlocking traps and mazes...

"Where is the door of life? I really helped arrange it here

here? It doesn't seem right.

Or here

Oh! Formation or something is really annoying!

Li Changshou, come out quickly! Otherwise, I will demolish the top of your house! "

There was a breeze blowing in the forest, and the trees everywhere shook slightly, and the flow of spiritual energy in them became much lighter.

Li Changshou's voice wafted in the wind: "The formation has been solved, and the disciple is guarding the alchemy furnace, so it is inconvenient to go out to meet him."

Jiu Jiu blinked, and cautiously moved forward for more than ten feet. After finding that he was still safe, he flew straight to the middle of the dense forest angrily.

There, an elegant small building stood quietly, wisps of fresh air wafted out of it, and the forest was full of fresh medicinal fragrance.