The young man in white put one hand on the white jade case, resting his chin, fiddling with some innate spirit treasure level orbs a little bored.
There are many things in the world, but nothing in heaven;
Make every effort to cure, there is no cure.
——"Records of the Early Life of the Contemporary Emperor of Heaven"
He wants to be a heavenly emperor who is admired by all spirits, but there are six mountains standing in front, back, left, and right, so that his sacred light cannot shine on the inside and outside of the world.
It is said that it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice. In the current situation, it is completely impossible for a clever emperor to be the master of an empty god...
This Heavenly Court is so idle that it has already planted flat peaches, raised divine birds, plated five elements orbs and so on.
Employment pension, retirement at any time...
"Qizou Your Majesty! Duke Dongmu is asking to see you outside the palace!"
Suddenly hearing someone play outside the hall, the young man in white immediately sat up straight, put away the orb, cleared his throat, picked up the watch on the side, opened it, and looked at the text that was almost "recited like a fluent"...
"Xuan."
Outside the hall, Duke Dongmu lowered his head and stepped up the series of white jade steps, looked up at the situation on the high platform, his eyes were full of relief.
His Majesty the Jade Emperor is really diligent.
"The old minister greets His Majesty!"
"Mu Gong doesn't need to be too polite," the young man in white showed a calm and elegant smile, his eyes slowly moved away from the melody, "Mu Gong is in a hurry, is there something important?"
Duke Dongmu took out a memorandum and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, you have explained before that the hydrology and climate in the southeastern part of Nanfangbuzhou will change within a hundred years, and the veteran has already done it.
30% in good years, 60% in normal years, half in disaster years, and the other half left blank. "
"Present."
"Yes," Duke Dongmu took two steps forward, lifted the watch with immortal power, and sent it to the Jade Emperor.
The young man in white looked carefully for a while, then nodded quickly, and said with a smile: "Mugong is doing things, I am at ease."
After saying that, the young man in white put the melody aside, and couldn't help raising his hand and yawning.
Duke Dongmu hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you should also rest more on weekdays, but don't be too tired, the heaven still depends on you."
The young man in white smiled, and lightly diverted the topic away, "Mu Gong, is the world safe these days?"
"The matter of the Dragon Clan has not stopped," Dongmu Gong said in a deep voice, "there are no deaths or injuries for the creatures in the four seas, and the resentment of the creatures once turned into gray clouds in the lower third heaven, which disturbed some heavenly beings.
If the dragon clan continues to be in such turmoil, the world will always be uneasy, and it will be a hidden danger after all. "
The young man in white looked thoughtful, then sighed softly:
"This is also something I can't control at this time. There are sages planning behind the Dragon Palace matter, so I can only follow Chang Geng's Aiqing's words, step by step, and follow the trend."
"Your Majesty is wise!"
The young man in white put down the watch in his hand, and said with a smile: "Mu Gong, how is Chang Geng's Ai Qing's will of the righteous god, now?"
Duke Dongmu hurriedly said: "The old minister just went to see it three days ago. According to your Majesty, this is the third time to add the power of merit and virtue, and to suspend the other two wills that were condensed at the same time...
Well, it will take another three years, and this decree will probably be completed. "
"Three years..."
With a little helplessness in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, he sighed softly, "I still have to wait three years before Chang Geng's Aiqing can enter the Heavenly Court to relieve boredom... um, to give advice."
Dong Mugong blinked, feeling as if he heard something just now, but he was not sure.
Your Majesty is talking about it
It must be exhausted to the point of drooling...
"Your Majesty, fellow Seagod Taoists are looking forward day and night to be able to serve His Majesty."
"Okay, Mr. Mu, how many benefits have you received from Chang Geng's Aiqing? You are saying such good things to him every day."
The Jade Emperor chuckled, "I know how important Chang Geng's Aiqing is to the Heavenly Court. I naturally know in my heart that your kind words are actually not icing on the cake, but superfluous."
A little cold sweat broke out on Dong Mugong's forehead, he quickly bowed his head and saluted, shouting: "I am guilty."
He suddenly remembered that in the past twenty or thirty years, the Sea God had indeed reminded him that he no longer had to speak kindly in front of His Majesty...
Sea God even figured this out
Duke Dongmu felt helpless in his heart, he was also a minister of heaven, he was really ashamed
Fortunately, His Majesty the Jade Emperor just reminded him with a chuckle, and asked Duke Dongmu to step back without saying anything else.
"Chang Geng..."
The young man in white murmured, took a piece of gold-patterned cloth, wrote these two words on it, and wrote several other words on the side.
People, witches, dragons, Taiqing...
"My love, I really can't see through it more and more, who is it?"
The young man in white murmured, and waved his palm on the cloth, but the writing on it disappeared.
Then, he got up and ended his duty in Lingxiao Palace, without guards or maids, alone, stepping on a golden cloud, walking on a dedicated cloud road, toward a fairy island in the sea of clouds in the heavenly court. go.
There is Tiangong Yaochi, which is different from Kunlun Mountain Yaochi;
The former is the residence of the gods protected by the power of heaven, and the latter is similar to a vacation place.
But after a short while, the young man in white flew out with a face full of helplessness...
The junior sister is in seclusion again, just throwing an avatar outside, and he can't talk too much with the avatar of the junior sister.
Do you really think that the Jade Emperor is boring
Are you kidding me, he Haotian is "the Supreme Supreme Being of the Golden Tower, and the Miluo is the Supreme Jade Emperor". Even if it is boring, it must be the highest level of boring. How can the word "very" reflect his state of mind at this time...
He is so boring!
After returning to his own Jade Emperor's Hall, the Jade Emperor in white closed the door of the hall and asked several heavenly generals to guard it outside. If any gods in the heavenly court asked to see him or there was any trouble in the heavenly court, they would immediately knock on the golden jade outside the hall.
So, the Jade Emperor in white went back to his bedroom, sat upright on the soft couch made of gold and jade, quietly waiting for something to happen.
A few days later, there was no wind blowing in the heavenly court, and there was no grass moving at all...
"Alas," the Jade Emperor shook his head lightly, and lay down on his side, as if falling asleep.
At the same time, in a corner of the Heavenly Court, a young Heavenly General opened his eyes in his mansion, with a slight smile on his lips, and secretly said in his heart:
"There is nothing left and right, why not go to Changgeng Aiqing for a walk in the world, he just happens to know my incarnation."
Afterwards, the young Heavenly General stood up, grabbed his silver spear, put on a gleaming silver battle armor, thought for a while, then changed into a long robe, left the mansion on a cloud, and headed towards the Nantian Gate.
Along the way, when some patrolling heavenly soldiers saw him, they all bowed their heads and saluted, calling him 'General';
When you arrive at the Nantian Gate, the heavenly generals guarding this place will call out familiarly:
"Brother Hua, are you going out?"
"Well, go out to do some private things."
The incarnation of the Jade Emperor agreed, and he was about to rush out. In those few days, his complexion changed, and he hurried forward to stop him.
"Brother Hua, Brother Hua! Do you have a travel jade plate
Don't make it difficult for the brothers, the higher-ups have been investigating closely recently, and it is impossible for the general to go out privately without his life. "
"That's right, Brother Hua, please be considerate of the brothers."
"I didn't know it was the one who killed a thousand swords before, and reported this kind of thing to the public. Several brothers were demoted for this!"
The incarnation of the Jade Emperor suddenly narrowed his eyes with a smile, nodded slightly, and took out a token.
"I almost forgot, I already got the travel order in Tongming Palace."
At that moment, several heavenly generals verified the authenticity of the token, and quickly apologized and let him out of the Nantian Gate.
The incarnation of the Jade Emperor nodded secretly, these few days will be regarded as the code of due diligence, and some salary will be added later...
Well, for the outspoken person just now, just find an excuse later and deduct hundreds of years of merit from him.
——This avatar of his was originally used for such purposes.
Leaving Nantianmen, take the South China Sea coast.
The smile on the corner of His Majesty's mouth became more relaxed and comfortable, and the breath of the whole person became much more pleasant.
He disguised his incarnation as being at the peak of the Heavenly Wonderland, and he was not considered a master in the prehistoric world, but he would not just pop out a few miscellaneous fish and salty fish to harass him.
Not long after, he had reached the sky above Anshui City.
He originally wanted to fly directly to the Sea God Temple, but seeing the bustling streets of Anshui City, His Majesty restrained his breath, concealed his whereabouts, and landed from the corner of the city;
A while later, the Jade Emperor walked out of an alley in his incarnation. His handsome appearance, tall and straight figure, and the long clothes that exuded a faint fairy light immediately attracted the attention of many mortals...
With a smile on his face, he strolled down the street.
Hearing the yelling of mortal traders around him, feeling the filthy atmosphere here, and hearing a woman scolding her husband at the corner of the street, I felt a little empathy for a while...
Cough, the world is quite interesting.
After strolling for more than half the street, the Jade Emperor arrived at the most famous building complex in Anshui City - the Sea God Temple.
He walked around the two rows of stalls in front of the temple, and didn't buy any incense, but instead bought a folding fan, waved it gently in his hand, and stepped into the Sea God Temple with great interest.
However, just after walking a few steps, two tall and strong men appeared in front of him.
witch man
This size, this imposing manner, can be considered majestic, if the strength is stronger, it would be good to go to the heaven to be a guard of honor.
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "You two, what's the matter?"
"This friend, be polite!"
The two Sea God Religion envoys clasped their fists in salute, their muscles almost tore through the silk blouses on their bodies.
The God Envoy on the left said: "The rules in the temple are, to enter the door, buy incense first, if you don't want to buy, there is incense on the right that you can take as you like, no money is charged.
But if you come in empty-handed, the Sea God might not like it. "
"oh?"
The Jade Emperor nodded secretly, but this incarnation suffered from an occupational disease, and continued to ask, "If I break in without taking incense, what will you do with it?"
The two envoys looked at each other and exchanged glances, having completed eye contact.
'It can't be, the village head arranged to come and test us, right? '
'It should be, let's make arrangements! '
"Hey!"
A divine envoy suddenly raised his voice and shouted, which shocked the Jade Emperor's incarnation and almost shot him, and shocked the spirits of the pilgrims in the Sea God Temple.
The incarnation of the Jade Emperor was unknown, so he was surrounded by a group of excited pilgrims, men, women and children, right in front of the gate of the Sea God Temple, blocking the road in an instant.
Not only outside, but also a large number of men, women and children gathered inside, looking at the two envoys expectantly.
"Is that coming?"
"I'm really looking forward to it, I haven't heard God Envoy open his voice for two days!"
On the side, several temple priests came in a hurry with qinxiao and small drums, and another person yelled:
"Look at the treasure!"
The Jade Emperor's incarnation concentrated his attention and was ready to deal with it at any time, and saw that the so-called magic weapon was actually a few bamboo pieces, which were thrown up and landed in the hands of the two angels in front of him.
With such a dozen bamboo boards, the side music echoed, and there was a burst of applause and cheers from around.
"You fellow, stand still, don't panic if you just talk!
The God of the Sea didn't call it casually, the gods protect our fellow villagers!
There is an Emperor Tomorrow in the sky, and the God of the Sea will belong to his tent.
The Emperor of Heaven issued an order to protect the mortal world, and the Sea God dived into the sea to eliminate demons.
In the west, Fanlangjiao was killed, and in the south, Naohai Python was killed;
In addition to the three baskets of shrimp in the north, the king carp was cleared in the east.
The Carp King, the True Demon King, and the Dragon King!
…”
Amidst the rhythmic percussion music, a piece of "The Persuasion of the God of the Sea" came out sentence by sentence in the mouths of the two angels.
The two speak clearly, cooperate tacitly, and match skillfully...
This is already a very mature form of performance in the Sea God Sect.
As for the incarnation of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, from being dazed at the very beginning, to bewildered later on, and then to the involuntary laughter, suppressed smile, couldn't help squinting and smiling...
Even the incarnation of the Jade Emperor didn't even notice that a white-haired, kind-hearted old man had arrived at the periphery of the crowd...
Li Changshou really came running this time.
Originally, he was sketching out the general blueprint of the underworld in his underground secret room, but suddenly he had some whim, so he pinched his fingers and calculated.
This calculation doesn't matter, I immediately found out that there is a 'visited guest'.
The first place where the divine sense arrived was the main temple, and just happened to see the incarnation of the Jade Emperor, and was stopped by two of his own envoys, who wanted the Jade Emperor to bring incense to worship him, the sea god.
this…
How many lives, do this matter? !
However, to his surprise, the Jade Emperor didn't seem to be angry, and after a moment of bewilderment, he watched the Sea God Sect's envoy say jingles with great interest.
Li Changshou secretly rejoiced.
Fortunately, I updated the content of these "missionary songs" more than ten years ago, and added the sentence "The God of the Sea descends to earth at the will of the Emperor of Heaven".
It really came in handy today.
After the song was sung, the surroundings were already crowded, and Li Changshou hid outside the crowd, taking advantage of this gap, to speak to the two envoys through voice.
The latter was shocked, and immediately shouted loudly:
"That's all for today! Let's break up first!"
"My lord, please come inside, this time we make an exception, you can enter without incense!"
"Oh?" The Jade Emperor's incarnation frowned slightly, and said calmly, "Rules are rules, without rules, it is difficult to make a square, how can it be easily broken
Today, Hua Ritian is still determined on this fragrance. "
The avatar of Li Changshou, who was hiding outside the crowd, heard that his legs gave way and he almost sat on the ground.
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(PS: Thanks for the support of the new leader 'Qingfeng Xiaoling'!)