My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Chapter 269: Look at the pit, it's big and deep

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As the saying goes, when a person walks by the sea, how can he not make a mistake

It's just that Li Changshou didn't expect that Bi Xiao and Qiong Xiao would tie up his back feet as soon as he bid farewell to Fairy Yunxiao, and brought him back to the deserted island where he hid before...

On the edge of the deserted island, a swimming fish flicked its tail, mixed with the fish, and slowly swam towards the distance.

On the island, I heard two clicks, and the shining golden scissors swayed in front of the trapped 'girl'. The paper Taoist laughed bitterly, ignited a flame by itself, and flew out a wisp of blue in the flames. The smoke condensed into Li Changshou's figure.

As soon as he appeared, he was bound by the gleaming golden spirit treasure rope.

Li Changshou was really puzzled looking at the two Taoist seniors and masters of interception on the left and right.

These two crap...

Cough, what are these two lovely fairies doing

Qiong Xiao in a skirt squinted her eyes and smiled lightly, pinching her own smooth chin with her slender fingers, as if thinking about how to torment Li Changshou.

Bi Xiao, who was wearing a light blue short skirt, was squatting beside Li Changshou's self-ignited Paper Taoist, looking at the handful of ashes left, his eyes were full of surprise...

There are so many paper figurines inside paper figurines.

She has seen this scene before!

Qiong Xiao raised his hand to arrange several layers of enchantment formations, and Li Changshou stood quietly on the beach, waiting quietly for the two big men to speak.

"You... huh!"

Qiong Xiao cleared her throat, walked around Li Changshou with her hands behind her back, and circled around him twice.

"Sea God, Li Changshou, a disciple of the Human Sect, an important minister of the Heavenly Court... right?"

Li Changshou nodded slowly, and said with a warm smile, "What advice can seniors have?"

Qiong Xiao raised her chest and said calmly, "I invite you to come here today, and I don't mean to make things difficult for you."

Li Changshou: ...

It's not difficult to tie it all up for him!

If I'm not mistaken, this rope should be the acquired spirit treasure, right? Still very good!

"I will simply ask you dozens of questions. If you answer truthfully, I will let you go and give you a few treasures as a congratulatory gift for your cultivation of the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit."

Qiong Xiao snorted, and stretched her little hand aside, Bi Xiao immediately threw a light green orb over.

Qiong Xiao said again: "This is the orb of mantra, so I can tell the truth of your words.

If you dare to tell lies, be careful that I, Jin Jiao, are ruthless! "

Li Changshou: ...

Eldest sister, you have such an intentionally fierce look that you almost have 'this orb is for scaring people' written on your face.

Normal logic, if there is this kind of orb, shouldn't it be secretly used in the sleeve to judge the truth of one's own words

It's okay to say it directly...

Li Changshou chuckled lightly and said, "Senior, feel free to ask questions."

"Are you a man?"

"yes."

"You have practiced Taoism for less than five hundred years?"

"good."

"Senior brother Xuandu ordered you to take down my sister?"

"Nonsense."

Just as Qiong Xiao was about to continue asking questions, Li Changshou frowned and stared at her, before saying:

"Senior, such a joke is a bit too much.

If it gets out, the junior's reputation doesn't matter, but what about senior Yunxiao's reputation

No one in Honghuang knew that among the three fairies of Jiejiao, Fairy Yunxiao was pure and pure, Fairy Qiongxiao was smart and smart, and Fairy Bixiao was sharp and quick-witted. Such words should never be uttered. "

Qiong Xiao blinked lightly, and snorted: "No matter what you say, you can't confuse this senior's Dao heart!"

Having said that, the corners of his mouth raised slightly unconsciously.

Bi Xiao also stood up beside Qiong Xiao, one on the left and one on the right. The two sisters hugged their arms together and started a new round of cross-examination.

Li Changshou had no regrets in his heart, and he answered without thinking every time, and the 'Mantra Orb' was just like a decoration, nothing out of the ordinary.

Not long after, Li Changshou also figured out why these two fairies tied him up.

—Worried that I would approach Fairy Yunxiao on purpose, afraid that it was a trick of human teaching, and felt that my eldest sister had lived in seclusion for a long time, didn't care about world affairs, and was too simple, so she got tricked.

In fact, the starting point is still good, that's the way...

Yes, it's very cool.

Li Changshou was a little powerless to complain about this. From his perspective as an outsider, Fairy Yunxiao was hundreds of times more stable than these two younger sisters combined.

But since Fairy Qiongbi came to his door, Li Changshou just took the opportunity to calculate and asked these two to help him keep the secret of his footsteps.

During the question and answer, Li Changshou gave full play to the art of language, took the initiative in the question and answer without any trace, complimented on the surface, and guided secretly, but in just a moment, Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao chanted softly, asking nothing.

Qiong Xiaoxiu frowned slightly: "According to this, we misunderstood you?"

"This is also the junior who accidentally caused the senior to misunderstand," Li Changshou sighed, "Senior, can you untie the junior?"

"Untie?"

Qiong Xiao raised his eyebrows, held up the orb in his hand, "Sea God, Sea God, even if you have a trick, you still fell into my scheme.

Don't you think that this orb is just me scaring you? "

Li Changshou pondered twice, "Isn't it?"

"snort!"

Qiong Xiao twitched her fingers lightly, and a bright white light appeared above the orb, but a conversation came out of it.

That was Qiong Xiao's twenty-fourth question, "Do you have any unreasonable thoughts about my sister?" '

Li Changshou answered decisively, answering 'no'.

The orb trembled slightly, and the light suddenly became brighter.

"You lied," Qiong Xiao smiled triumphantly, "I won this round? I said it before, if you lie half a sentence, then..."

While speaking, Qiong Xiao took out the golden scissors and dangled them in front of Li Changshou, making a clicking sound.

"this… "

Li Changshou didn't panic either, he just said, "How else can this junior answer? Could it be that he has some unreasonable thoughts about Senior Yunxiao

The junior dared to ask the senior, if the senior was a man, would he have such thoughts? "

"Won't."

"Huh?" Li Changshou was also caught off guard.

Bi Xiao and Qiong Xiao shook their heads for a while.

Qiong Xiao smiled and sighed: "My sister looks gentle, but she's actually very nagging, and she's always in charge of us, she's afraid of this and that."

"That's right," Bi Xiao added, "My sister is so fierce! I didn't see how frightened our elder brother was!"

"And my sister retreats all year round, it's very boring."

"After the retreat, we will be tested on the principles of our practice. If we can't answer, we will be banned, and we will not be able to go out for tens of thousands of years!"

"My sister likes to dance when she's drunk, and her dancing posture... Hey, it's hard to say."

how come...

The trend of "Torture Conference" becoming "Tucao Session"

Li Changshou coughed, and said: "Seniors, it's better... to keep these words in your mind as much as possible. Senior Yunxiao is also worried about you."

Qiong Xiao twitched the corner of her mouth, put away the golden scissors, walked two steps with her hands behind her back, and said again:

"To tell you the truth, we kidnapped you here today for no other reason than to test your mind.

As for you, you can barely make do with your feet, and you are also a teacher who is highly valued by the master, but unfortunately you are not a disciple of a sage. "

Bi Xiao continued:

"However, Laojun taught you the way of alchemy, and senior brother Xuandu will protect you, which is pretty good, and you will pass the test with your feet!

What are you doing in that court? To be a courtier to others is a bit frustrating. "

Qiong Xiao said again: "Besides, I asked you forty-nine questions just now, and you answered some duplicity on the twenty-third question, but you answered truthfully.

In my case, you barely passed the test.

Now your problem is that your cultivation base is too weak! "

Bi Xiao looked at Li Changshou and shook his head for a while, "Well, I don't ask you to step into the holy realm with half a foot, at least you should cultivate Daluo as soon as possible."

"At least there should be a few more powerful treasures, so that we can protect our sister well..."

"The bride price can't be missed..."

"Senior, two seniors!"

Li Changshou really had a big head, and hurriedly said: "Junior, I would like to ask, the two seniors must have been out of Sanxian Island for a while."

"good."

"Earlier, Senior Yunxiao wanted the two of you to stay on the island instead of wandering around?"

Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao looked at each other, suddenly thought of something, and their expressions all changed.

Just at this time, wisps of cloud and mist came from all directions, without giving Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao a chance to react, they wrapped their legs and feet.

"sister… "

Qiong Xiao's face was a little pale, Bi Xiao had pinched her earlobe skillfully, her eyes were full of panic.

The dragon-binding rope wrapped around Li Changshou quietly turned into golden light and dissipated. He immediately bowed to Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao, saying:

"Three seniors, the junior will leave first."

After saying that, strands of flames ignited everywhere in this body, swallowing itself completely in a short while, turning into flying ash in Qiong Xiao's and Bi Xiao's wide-eyed eyes, and drifting away with the wind.

Avatar? !

And Qiong Xiao heard Li Changshou's voice again...

"This time around, I'm afraid the junior won by luck.

Senior Yunxiao has soft ears, you know this better than the younger generation.

Seniors, please don't worry, juniors only have respect for Senior Yunxiao, and will not have extraordinary thoughts.

That, take care. "

Li Changshou's voice quickly dissipated, and Yun Xiao's figure appeared in Qiong Xiao's sight...

This fairy, who is usually as gentle as water, now has a pretty face and a cold face.

"Kneel down!"

Almost at the same time when Yunxiao appeared;

On the coast of the East China Sea, a swimming fish quietly appeared out of the water, and then transformed into the figure of a middle-aged strong man, and landed on Nanfang Buzhou on a deserted beach.

With a touch of his foot, a wisp of green smoke was drawn away by his figure, and disappeared instantly.

This is exactly:

The devil is three feet high, and the road is three and a half feet high.

Although I really want to see the next Sanxian Island domestic violence scene, but I can't stay there for a long time, so as not to get burned...

According to Li Changshou's estimation, in the next few thousand years at least, there should be no need to worry about these three big bosses who know their footsteps will walk around in the wild.

Li Changshou felt a little more at ease in his heart, and the next thing to do was to go back and hide in the fairy gate.

By the way, Li Changshou turned a corner and went to the mortal city where his paper man was, and saw the girl practicing sword in the backyard of the general's mansion.

Twelve years later, she is already in the age of cardamom;

Therefore, after Jiang Lin'er left the customs, she brought Jiujiu here once, planted the immortal seed for her, and made a contract with her parents to cultivate immortals. In a year or two, she will be formally accepted. Go to the fairy gate.

Still, Jiang Lin'er accepted him as a junior disciple.

Really? Junior uncle.

Li Changshou didn't need to worry too much about it, he just treated Xiao Qiongfeng per capita and protected her with the paper Taoist.

Judging from this girl's aptitude, she can be regarded as above-average. After observing her every move in martial arts and swordsmanship, she feels that her understanding should be pretty good.

However, Master didn't know how he would feel about this "little junior sister" who was six points similar to Master Wanjiang Yu.

It's time for Master to know what happened to Uncle Wanjiang Yu back then...

Li Changshou turned around and left the big city here, started to escape, and quickly walked towards the path he was most familiar with.

In a blink of an eye, thousands of mountains have passed, and the world of mortals is thrown into the clouds.

After the Golden Immortal Realm, Li Changshou's escaping method made a great leap forward, and within two hours, he had already reached the Duxian Gate.

— This still has a lot of reservations.

Going back to the mountain is also easy. Li Changshou went out with the paper Taoist, and the body returned to the mountain gate without any flaws.

He first went to Potian Peak for a walk, knelt down in front of the saint's portrait, and bowed silently...for a long time...

When night fell, Li Changshou returned to Little Qiong Peak, said hello to Ling'e and Xiong Lingli, and then returned to the alchemy room.

In the Hunyuan Jindou before, he only accepted all his insights, but did not fully digest them; next, he will have to retreat for at least a few decades before he can fully consolidate the state at this time.

And after Li Changshou entered the Golden Wonderland, Xiaoqiongfeng's wandering plan can be greatly advanced.

Before becoming a Golden Immortal, Li Changshou's thoughts were only on formations and restraints;

Now that he has obtained the Dao Fruit of Longevity, his cultivation level is not too low. He can completely start with supernatural powers, cooperate with his already fallen foundation, and slowly sacrifice Little Qiongfeng as a large magic weapon!

The first destination of the 'Little Qiongfeng Wandering Project', Li Changshou has also been prepared.

The backyard of Tushita Palace!

Of course I dare not think too much...

The land close to Tushita Palace, the land where beans are grown, is an excellent place to take refuge.

However, this requires a more stable foundation in the heavenly court, and only after making great contributions can I plead with His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

In fact, there is one more thing - the old Taoist Qi Yuan is still thinking about when he should go to the Heavenly Court as a small official to help his two apprentices pave the way to heaven in the future.

After careful consideration, Li Changshou decided to let Master go on this road, otherwise Master would really have nothing to do...

From now on, the sea god Li Changgeng is the sea god Li Changgeng, and it has nothing to do with his Li Changshou and his junior sister Ling'e going to the Heavenly Court as minor officials.

In this way, one more layer... cover...

etc!

Li Changgeng? !

A small flash of lightning suddenly flashed across Li Changshou's heart, because after the Golden Immortal Tribulation, a piece of information suddenly appeared in his memories of his previous life, which had become clearer.

He calculated with his fingers, thought left and right, and finally couldn't help standing up and walking back and forth in the underground secret room.

I'm on top!

What did he do before!

A thin old fairy dressed in white, with gray hair and holding a whisk, is the Jade Emperor's think tank, and has a mysterious halo...

Isn't this the messenger of the Jade Emperor in the catastrophe of Journey to the West, shouting "Great Sage, Great Sage" in his mouth, fooling Sun Wukong into heaven as a Bi Mawen, and the old errand fairy in "Quickly invite the Tathagata Buddha"...

Taibai Jinxing!

Taibai Jinxing Li Changgeng!

Li Changshou's feet softened, and he sat in the armchair with a thud, scratching his ears and cheeks, thinking that he might appear in the story after Conferred God, and grinned again;

But after thinking about it, maybe it was just a coincidence, and the cause and effect of Taibaijinxing is already too big...

what is this

He dug a big hole for himself, and jumped into it by himself

People teach foul language.

"belch!"

On the border of Luzhou in Beiju, in a certain forest, several figures were sitting in the forest, drinking wine and eating meat, all of them had bloody mouths.

Among these figures, there was a middle-aged man with an elegant temperament, with a pile of bark in front of him, eating with relish, and even couldn't help hiccupping.

No way, since eating bark for three years, I can't let go of this bite.

"Lord Bao, you should also try the good wine and meat brought by the brothers!"

"Hehehe," the leopard demon who had just transformed into a smug smile, "No, I'm quite satisfied eating this, and my heart is at ease.

Eat quickly, everyone, the work entrusted to us by the king must not be delayed. "

"Lord Bao, don't worry, as long as you don't say that this time it will work, we will be fine!"

The corner of Black Panther Demon's mouth twitched, he still didn't believe in this evil.

Heart said:

'This time I will be successful, open up the territory for King Rhinoceros, and occupy that hill! '

So, half a month later...

"Prehistoric Express": At the junction of Beiju Luzhou and Dongsheng Shenzhou, there was an old rhinoceros demon in the fairyland that was wiped out by the three demon clan forces, and the territory was divided up.

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