"You are the sea god?"
Taoist Ran Deng came with the boy on a cloud, and as soon as he reached the top of the backyard of the Sea God Temple, he said something indifferently.
Li Changshou nodded slightly, shook his whisk at Taoist Ran Deng, and said calmly: "I have been ordered by the Heavenly Court and canonized by the Jade Emperor to patrol the four seas and take charge of maritime affairs. Naturally, I am the God of the Sea."
There was a little bit of sternness in the eyes of Taoist Ran Deng, and he said: "What a Jade Emperor canonized, ordered by the heaven, no wonder he is so arrogant, even I don't pay attention to explaining the teachings!"
As soon as Li Changshou heard Ran Deng speak, he knew that the other party was an old creature.
It’s just an understatement of two sentences, which directly raises the issue to the level of a big teaching, and puts the "not following his orders" on the line to "contemptuous of teaching"...
Fortunately, Li Changshou was well prepared and vigilant, and jumped out of the rhythm of the other party's words at this time.
Li Changshou flicked his fly whisk again, frowned and said, "Fellow Taoists came aggressively, and when we came to my Sea God Sect, they just said 'you are the Sea God', and directly blamed poor Taoists for disrespecting and explaining teachings.
How should this start
Have fellow Taoists ever reported their family background? Can you let Pindao know how disrespectful the Pindao is? "
The boy kneeling beside Ran Deng immediately shouted loudly: "Open your eyes and see, this is my master!"
Li Changshou frowned and scolded: "You boy of unknown origin!
Previously, you came to my Sea God Temple to be domineering and make trouble!
He was also so bold as to say that he was ordered by the venerable Vice-Master of Interpretation and Education to let me go out in person!
Hmph, it's clear that they came here to lure me out, intending to kill me!
How come, you were dismissed by me, and you were not reconciled, so you pulled a demon from who knows where, and pretended to be Senior Chanjiao Randeng to come in person!
Do you think I will believe it? "
The boy stared, "You!"
Just as Taoist Ran Deng was about to speak, Li Changshou pointed at the boy and continued to yell, his mouth open like a cannonball!
"That's it? Still want to pretend to be that immortal, noble, amiable and amiable deputy leader of Chanjiao Randeng
You know, the deputy leader of the lamp is an innate creature in ancient times, he was born before the way of heaven was complete, and now Yuxu is called virtuous! Among my Taoist sects, there are only a handful of people who can compare with the deputy leader of the lamp!
Look at the old Taoist you are looking for, he is the same as you!
Seemingly loyal, treacherous, unscrupulous, disrespectful, dignified, and rebellious, at best, he is a big ear!
He couldn't even imitate the rhyme of Yuqing Dao, and dared to pretend to be the deputy leader of explaining teachings!
Hehe, ridiculous and ridiculous! "
Yeah, I'm so happy...
Li Changshou's scolding directly caught some logical loopholes in the other party's words.
scolded -
Taoist Ran Deng's face was as gloomy as water, and the Taoist boy's face was flushed and he was speechless;
Daoist Huang Long couldn't laugh or cry, Uncle Zhao couldn't help laughing and pinched his thigh, the man in the backyard of Dousita Palace laughed and rolled over Bao.
There is one thing to say, Li Changshou has never met Taoist Ran Deng, and they have met before, but the last time Ran Deng fooled Master Huanglong, Master Huang Long came to ask if he was plotting against the Dragon Clan...
At this time, I first decided that this boy was playing tricks, and used the phrase "Ren Deng Daoist is an expert outside the world, it is impossible to do this", openly praise and secretly demote, and threw out a few traps to see if the other party was hooked, and then also explored the burning lamp. end.
It can be described as a clever trick of several birds with one stone.
As for whether Taoist Burning Lamp will be extremely angry...
This is the situation that Li Changshou wants to see the most, and he guarantees that his Paper Daoist will be the first to praise himself.
A master's move is only in one thought!
"Sea God, have you scolded enough?"
"Hmph! Pretending to be an expert of my Taoist sect, it's good if the poor Taoist doesn't fight with you, how can I scold you enough!"
Li Changshou sneered and sighed inwardly.
Sure enough, it was difficult to deal with, Taoist Ran Deng was also thick-skinned, and he could not be forced to take action by cursing a few words.
Li Changshou became more vigilant in his heart.
Hearing Ran Deng speak again, his voice was a bit cold, "It's the first time I've been insulted like this after so many years of practicing in the poor way.
I think you don't know the poor way, and the poor way doesn't blame you.
Sea God, listen carefully, Pindao is the deputy leader of Yuxu Palace, light the lamp! "
"Oh?" Li Changshou nodded, and asked as usual: "What proof?"
"By!"
Daoist Ran Deng almost burst into spray, but held back at this time, the bronze lamp on his shoulder burst into bright streamer, dyeing the sky of Anshui City into the color of rainbow.
Ran Deng said: "How?"
Li Changshou frowned, his eyes flustered, and asked: "Could it be that Fellow Daoist is really the guest of Yuxu Palace, the old fairy in Yuanjue Cave?"
"Hmph," Ran Deng sneered, "Could it be that my glazed lamp still..."
"I don't believe it," Li Changshou shook his head for a while, "There are countless magic weapons in the wild, and it is normal to have a few similar ones."
Ran Deng scolded: "Stop messing around!"
"Fellow Daoist is guilty?" Li Changshou said with a smile, "Actually, if you want me to say, Fellow Daoist's Dao realm is not low, why do you have to pretend to be someone else and walk in the prehistoric wilderness
If Senior Ran Deng knew about this, wouldn't he attack his fellow daoists? "
"The poor way is the burning lamp!"
"Really? I don't believe it."
"You!" Ran Deng's eyes widened, he really wanted to throw a glazed lamp directly at this moment, but he knew that if he made a move, he would fall into the scheme of this thief.
Taoist Ran Deng took out several treasures in one breath, including a string of rosary beads, a golden pagoda, and a lotus futon.
"You can be trusted!"
Li Changshou shook his head, "Nowadays, walking in the wilderness, is the cost of impersonating a well-known master so high? These magic weapons are actually imitated.
But having said that, I have never met Senior Ran Deng, and I don't even know what magic weapon he has.
Fellow Daoist, if you are really the Master of Burning Lamp, why don't you ask the Dao of Heaven to prove it, and make an oath of the Dao to test yourself. "
"Why don't the poor dare to stand up?"
At the moment, Ran Deng swears to the way of heaven, and proves that I am me;
The power of heaven came, but there was nothing unusual.
Seeing this, Li Changshou immediately changed his complexion, stepped back a few steps in the air, saw sweat on his forehead, trembling hands, and made a deep bow:
"Oh!
How offensive to the disciples of the Renjiao, I don't know that the senior is really the deputy leader of the teaching, Senior Ran Deng! Disrespect, disrespect! "
Although seeing Li Changshou's 'horrified' and listening to Li Changshou's words of apology, Ran Deng was not at all happy.
On the contrary, there is a kind of…
What the other party was in awe of was only the deputy leader of Chanjiao, not him as a Taoist burning lamp. If he didn't have this title, he would be nothing....
This made Ran Deng even more depressed, and he was angry in the bottom of his heart, but he couldn't scold or beat him, so he could only turn his head and stare at Daotong.
Dao Tong's whole body went limp, and he collapsed on the cloud, his breathing stopped.
"Senior, forgive me, forgive me, this junior is the first time I have seen my true face, I really don't know a real hero.
Come on, seniors please! "
Li Changshou didn't wait for Taoist Randeng to reply, he had already stepped down first;
Ran Deng frowned, at this moment he also realized that he had been led by the nose everywhere by the sea god, and he couldn't find the trouble point for a while, so he could only ride the clouds and follow him down.
If he left like this today, he wouldn't need to be so brazen.
However, as soon as he stepped into the back hall of the Sea God Temple, Ran Deng felt a trace of vision, and his eyes turned to the corner where Zhao Gongming and Huang Long were.
Li Changshou: ...
Uncle Zhao's hiding skills are obviously not good enough, and he was exposed directly
At this moment, a ray of Dao rhyme appeared, and in the four corners of the beam and the back hall, there were faint phantoms of yin and yang Pisces chasing each other.
The power of Tai Chi diagram
Taoist Ran Deng's complexion changed, and he looked at Li Changshou with even more fear.
No wonder, this person has been able to deal with the West for so long. It really is the Taiqing Saint who is suppressing the West!
The anger in Ran Deng's heart went down again, and he smiled a little at Li Changshou, and saw that Li Changshou raised his hand to greet him, but he was only allowed to sit on the guest seat on the left, so he couldn't help but feel a little more dissatisfied.
At that moment, when the host and guest were seated, Li Changshou first served the tea with his own hands, and then sat back to his host seat one step later.
This is the "gift of the younger generation", which is quite different from the "gift of the disciple".
Li Changshou spoke first, pointed at the boy and said with a smile:
"Is he really the Taoist boy of the senior?"
"Yes," Ran Deng nodded slowly.
"He's really smart, cute, and polite." Li Changshou immediately narrowed his eyes with a smile, and said this without any disobedience. "When I came to my place before, I knew he was everyone's son when I saw him."
Taoist Ran Deng squeezed out an ugly smile, "Since that's the case, Pindao asked Tong'er to invite you to Yuxu Palace. Why did Sea God scold me, Tong'er?"
"Senior, I'm afraid you misunderstood something," Li Changshou took out a photo ball from his sleeve, and passed it over with immortal power, inadvertently revealing his immortal power charm.
Li Changshou said: "Senior, please take a look, the whole story lies in it."
Taoist Ran Deng hesitated a little, and instead of crushing the photo ball directly, he closed his eyes to check the information inside.
In fact, from when Ran Deng appeared to this time, every time he made a decision, several options would appear in Li Changshou's heart. There was an option to prepare for the deputy leader of the lamp in the future.
In short, Li Changshou took the initiative in terms of reasoning, and if he wanted to turn over, he could only overthrow it completely, or slap him to death as a paper Taoist.
pity…
Tai Chi diagram warning.
But Ran Deng is not someone who is easy to deal with, and there are hidden wits and traps everywhere in his words.
After a while, the two of them only spoke a few dozen sentences, but it seemed like they had fought thousands of rounds. Every sentence had a deep meaning, and what was hidden in the laughter were murderous words!
Zhao Gongming and Master Huanglong in the corner also frowned at this moment.
Daoist Huanglong was better, and he could probably feel the fierce verbal confrontation between Li Changshou and Taoist Randeng.
Look at Uncle Zhao's face with a beautiful beard...
Clearly written [What is it], [What are you talking about], [What's the matter], [You can't just roll up your sleeves and just give Yuntian a favor] and so on...
Not long after, Li Changshou and Ran Deng had 'disclosed the past' and began to discuss the matter of the Dragon Clan.
Li Changshou first said: "Senior said that he came here for the Dragon Clan's affairs. Could it be that there are seniors in the Dragon Clan... what kind of relatives?"
Taoist Ran Deng said indifferently: "Of course not, the poor Taoist came for the West."
"Oh, it turns out that senior has relatives in Western religion."
"The word "relative" is really inappropriate," Daoist Randeng said indifferently, "Poverty Daoist just made more friends and owed some favors, and now he just takes advantage of this to pay back.
Fellow Daoist, can you give some benefits to the West in terms of the Dragon Clan in the face of my elucidation of teachings? "
Li Changshou blinked and said with a smile: "Senior, before this junior answers this question, I want to ask senior."
"But it doesn't matter."
"Senior, in the end, is it based on your own standpoint, in order to repay the favor of a certain senior in the West, to discuss this matter with the junior, or to order the junior to give the West a profit as the deputy leader of the teaching?"
Daoist Ran Deng frowned, but he didn't answer directly, he just said: "Fellow Daoist, do you mean that you don't want to agree?"
"The junior hasn't answered yet, so I can only give the senior an answer depending on what the senior thinks."
Li Changshou said with a smile: "The younger generation is a Taoist disciple, if the senior gives the order as the deputy leader of teaching, the younger generation will naturally accept it.
But seniors and juniors really don't know how to make concessions to Western religion.
The younger generation has a good relationship with the Dragon Clan, and the Sea God Sect was built by the Dragon Clan with the help of the Dragon Clan. The younger generation couldn't bear the Dragon Clan to be tricked, so they helped each other secretly many times, which is just a little favor.
The younger generation is also the God of the Seas conferred by His Majesty the Jade Emperor, unable to watch the people of the world suffer, so he prevented the West from killing the Dragon Clan several times.
If the senior seeks the junior to discuss this matter with the senior as the cultivator of Yuanjue Cave in Lingjiu Mountain, then the junior really wants to remind the senior—
The Dragon Clan is a legacy from the ancient times, if they submit to the Heavenly Court, it will be of great benefit to the Heavenly Court;
The Heavenly Court was established by the three sages of the Taoist sect, and it is also the place where the theocratic power of the Three Realms was hand-picked by the Taoist ancestor.
Leaving other things aside, the senior, as the vice-master of explaining education, but helping foreign teachers to damage the Heavenly Court and damage the benefits of the Taoist sect, I am afraid it is a bit unreasonable.
If you don't sit upright, how can you walk properly
The butt determines the height, senior. "
Ran Deng narrowed his eyes slightly, suddenly smiled at Li Changshou, and sighed: "It's because I didn't think carefully before, so I offended you."
After saying that, Taoist Ran Deng stood up directly, a white cloud appeared under his feet, and he took the boy with him.
Taoist Ran Deng smiled and said, "I had a great conversation with fellow Taoists today and benefited a lot. Let's talk about it another day."
"I will send it to the senior."
"No need."
Li Changshou: ...
It runs quite fast.
The Lantern Taoist himself is extremely difficult to deal with;
When he clicked on the edge of the word 'betrayal', Ran Deng immediately apologized and resigned. Although it showed that he really had a ghost in his heart, he couldn't grasp the slightest clue.
Could it be that Ran Deng's decision to turn to the teachings was a plot many years ago
Taoist Ran Deng was originally a pawn in the West
Li Changshou stood at the entrance of the back hall, thinking carefully for a while, and after Ran Deng left, he threw out a mouthful of real flames from his palm, and burned the chair that Ran Deng had sat on.
At the place where Ran Deng had just stood, he threw the dust whisk towards the ground, and directly scattered the wisp of breath hidden in the ground.
Then, the Taiji diagram on the beam of the house slowly appeared, and a dao rhyme circulated everywhere, as if helping Li Changshou to check if there was any problem.
After the Taiji Tu retreated, Li Changshou said:
"Brother, Daoist, you can come out now."
The water waves swayed in the corner of the wall, and the real Huanglong with a complicated expression slowly appeared, but Zhao Gongming was nowhere to be seen.
Li Changshou blinked, and hurriedly asked, "Where is Senior Gongming?"
"He... can't get angry..."
"Touch, touched?"
"En!" Master Huang Long nodded obediently.
Li Changshou couldn't help moaning, and raised his hand to rub the center of his brows.