"Hey, take it easy... Fellow Daoist, take it easy."
On the fairy mountain floating in the corner of Daze, two figures are creeping towards the top of the mountain.
The burly man in front had already taken off his coir raincoat, and his short shirt and trousers were rather 'plain', but the majesty he exuded inadvertently made people dare not underestimate him.
This is a big boss with a little bit of majestic purple energy!
Behind the strong man, Li Changshou's old immortal skin paper Taoist followed slowly, and had already prepared the gift for Dayu separately.
When Duke Dongmu prepared the gift, he naturally prepared eight copies. No matter how poor the Heavenly Court is at this time, face is also needed. It is impossible for Sea God to present a gift to meet the eight sages of the human race.
That is, the current situation has far exceeded Li Changshou's expectations...
He really wanted to ask Senior Dayu:
Why bother
Why do you have to drag him to sit at home
Everyone tacitly understands this kind of thing, and with a slight smile, the past is over, why bother to hold on...
After passing by several attics in fear, Li Changshou followed Emperor Dayu into several layers of formations, and arrived at a garden on the top of a mountain. Both of them heaved a sigh of relief.
They looked at each other, and each of them laughed out loud twice, pretending that nothing happened just now.
"Please!" Dayu raised his hand to show the dominance of the emperor, and with a wave of his hand, he said: "The humble house is simple, don't dislike it, today you and I are in trouble together, and we should be confidants!"
Li Changshou: ...
This is, you want to keep your mouth shut
Li Changshou suddenly smiled bitterly, even if he jumped out and shouted at people everywhere, no one would believe that Emperor Dayu of the human race was afraid of guilt and was scolded and cried by his wife Tu Shan every day, right
And compared to Emperor Dayu's gossip, human qi trainers care more about Xuan, cough, and how to live forever!
"Senior, don't worry," Li Changshou said in a low voice, "This junior has seen nothing and heard nothing during this trip. I only know that senior has great powers and loves his wives and companions. He is really a model for my generation of men!"
Dayu immediately squinted his eyes and smiled, and sighed: "To be afraid is to be afraid, so there is no need to be so euphemistic.
I owe her everything as it should be. "
After saying that, Dayu put down his fishing rod and basket, hung the coir raincoat aside, and asked Li Changshou to wait at the stone table under the tree.
"Don't be restrained, there are no rules in this small courtyard."
"Thank you for your hospitality, senior," Li Changshou cupped his hands, and sat obediently on a wooden chair beside him, waiting for Emperor Dayu to drink tea together.
To Li Changshou, being able to have a good relationship with Emperor Dayu would be of great benefit and no harm.
By the way, Li Changshou began to look at the piles of debris in this small courtyard.
In one corner, there is a stone tablet slanted, beside the stone tablet is a rusty iron stick, and there is a stone ax beside it.
Li Changshou wasn't very interested at first, but just saw it by chance, but just because of this extra glance, he couldn't take his eyes off...
Such a strong power of merit!
Even, any one of them is several times the incense merit accumulated by oneself at this time!
And it is pure heavenly merit.
Could it be that this is Emperor Dayu's acquired meritorious deeds, the mountain-creating suit used in flood control back then
Just throw the corners to dust
"Um?"
Dayu, who had changed into a robe, came from the house, followed Li Changshou's line of sight, and smiled immediately.
With a shot of his hand, the iron rod came into Dayu's hand, and Dayu walked forward with it.
"Here!" Dayu laughed, "For sealing.
This thing is the ruler I used to measure the water level back then. It is not very useful, but it can be large or small, strong and not easy to break, and there is a merit to it.
It is also good to put this thing at home, support the beams of the house, and support the tent. "
Li Changshou: ...
Ding, Dinghaishenzhen
What is he doing with this thing
I am a majestic sea god, so I can't use the appearance of this old fairy to fight with others with a stick, can I
Is it possible that I took this thing myself, extracted the merits from it, refined it again, engraved the words "Ruyi Golden Cudgel", and sent it to the Dragon Palace as a decoration, to be given to a certain animal that may have been tens of thousands of years old. After the monkey can jump out with
Moreover, the catastrophe of Journey to the West is probably due to the sage's calculation and the dispute between the great religions. He really dare not mess with the Dinghaishenzhen thing!
It's true that he lacks treasures now, but he doesn't want to take all treasures;
Li Changshou absolutely refused to accept such a thing of great cause and effect.
"No way, no way, how can this junior accept such a heavy gift!"
"Hahaha!" Dayu laughed, "Don't make fun of me, when I came to Huoyun Cave, I left everything that could be given to my fellow clan, and only brought these treasures with merit.
Now I can be regarded as successful in cultivating the Tao, and my merits are not of much use to me.
take it!
What, you still want me to make a mountain axe? That is my weapon, and the treasures used for killing can't be gifted indiscriminately.
What's more, the iron rod and mountain-opening ax were gifts from the senior Taishang Laojun back then, and it is also a predestined relationship to give them back to teach disciples today. "
Why isn't this stick a killing treasure
Look down on monkeys here
Li Changshou said with a smile: "Senior, this junior is here on behalf of the Jade Emperor, so it is inconvenient to receive the treasure from senior."
"Hey, there are no emperors or ministers here." Dayu threw the rusty iron rod in front of Li Changshou, "take it if you like it, and don't take it if you don't like it."
After finishing speaking, Dayu looked at Li Changshou with a smile.
It seems that if the hush money is not charged, today's matter will not be over...
But this iron stick, I really...
"Senior, can you change one?"
Li Changshou changed his mind, and immediately had a way to deal with it.
When Dayu heard Li Changshou's question, he was really stunned for a moment, looked down at the iron rod in his hand, and wondered, "What else can I say about this thing?"
Li Changshou said: "Senior, if you want to give the junior a gift, the junior should not refuse, but it must not be a treasure refined by Laojun.
When the younger generation went to Tushita Palace to meet the Laojun, what the Laojun bestowed was alchemy, not treasures.
If Laojun sees this, he will definitely think that this junior is dissatisfied..."
Although this reason is far-fetched, but it is still barely fulfilled.
Dayu thought for a while, put the iron rod aside, and was a little tangled.
Then, Dayu slapped his thigh, "Why did you forget this treasure? You are the Sea God, this thing should be of great benefit to you! Wait, I'll go look inside!"
Li Changshou agreed with a smile, and his heart twitched.
When Emperor Dayu hurried to the main room, Li Changshou also took a few glances at the iron rod at his feet.
He raised his hand to hold the iron rod, but felt that the iron rod was quite heavy.
Fortunately, the immortal power in this paper Taoist figure is pure golden immortal power. If it was before becoming a golden immortal, Li Changshou's Paper Taoist would probably have to use all his strength to pick it up.
Lifting the iron rod and wiping off some rust, he saw dense measurements engraved on it, and Li Changshou felt a little enlightened in his heart.
The reason why this stick hasn't gone to the East China Sea is that it hasn't turned into Ruyi Golden Cudgel.
Such a strong power of merit...
It is impossible for Li Changshou to say that he is not greedy.
And he also thought that as long as he took this thing away, took away the merits, refined it again, released it to the East China Sea, and asked the East China Sea Dragon Palace to take care of it, he would actually fulfill the destination of this thing.
However, in line with the principle of not being tied to cause and effect, Li Changshou gave up such an idea.
It's better not to take it.
At that moment, Li Changshou stood up and put the iron rod back in the corner.
The ground of the small courtyard was also covered by a large array, otherwise it would not be able to bear the weight of the iron rod.
Li Changshou looked at the rusty mountain-opening ax and the almost blurred merit tablet, and admired softly in his heart:
In the past, water control was the emperor of the people, and he set up a tripod and Kyushu to set the national program.
Now he and his wife go back to seclusion together, and the armor of the soldiers gets their merits.
Such a sage of the human race is indeed worthy of praise.
After the poetry confrontation with Taoist Lu Ya before, the power of poetry has also greatly increased!
"Come, take a look at this thing!"
Dayu shouted angrily, held a scroll and slowly opened it, and blew hard, causing dust to fly on it.
"This is the hydrological river map of the secular world in Nanzhou, which is different from the innate treasure river map and Luoshu. It records the water veins of the earth that I drew when I was controlling the water.
The hydrology in many areas is rather complicated. Tianting doesn't know much about Nanfang Buzhou now. I will give you this thing today, and it may benefit the common people in the future.
This thing only needs a little refining, and it can be used for body protection. "
While speaking, Dayu pushed it with both hands, and the picture scroll slowly unfolded, with water-blue brilliance gushing out from it, emitting faint water ripples.
There are images of rushing rivers on it, and the sound of roaring water can be heard next to your ears!
This is…
The day after tomorrow best meritorious treasure!
Li Changshou raised his hands. The treasure map was quite spiritual. It rolled up in front of Li Changshou and fell into his hands.
There was something strange about the body far away in Duxian Gate of Dongzhou, Yuanshen felt the joy from this treasure map, and the sea god's sacred treasure beside Yuanshen, the Runtucha, cough, and the three-pointed steel fork also gave off light light tremor.
"Thank you, senior, for the treasure!"
Li Changshou bowed to Dayu, and Dayu finally felt relieved at this moment.
"Come, drink tea, rest here for half a day, and I will take you to meet the seniors!"
So Dayu and Li Changshou sat down and drank tea, chatting about the current situation of the human race.
Li Changshou took out the gift from Heavenly Court to Emperor Dayu, inside it was a brocade box, inside the brocade box were three large flat peaches, a book, two finely crafted phoenix hairpins, and a few more in his hand Objects to play with.
The flat peach is formed by the innate spiritual root, so the value of this gift is guaranteed.
And seeing that Dayu was quite fond of those play objects, this gift was naturally considered complete.
At that moment, Dayu held the two jade pills in his palm, and gently 'coiled' them up, strands of strange celestial power penetrated into Emperor Dayu's palm, making Dayu's complexion quite comfortable.
"Can you prepare gifts for the seniors?"
"Ready," Li Changshou agreed with a smile.
Dayu said: "You came here today, Senior Fuxi has already predicted it by divination, and he also knows why you came.
Advocating the worship of heaven and earth among the human race does not actually require the consent of those of us who are no longer emperors.
Alas, Nanfang Buzhou has no common master for a long time now, all parties are in chaos, and there are many countries. The order I established back then has long since disappeared.
Although the human race is prosperous, there are also many human races who have suffered from wars and chaos. If the emperor can intervene because of worshiping the heaven and the earth, and let the southern part of the continent be united as soon as possible, the human race can also be safe. "
Li Changshou's heart skipped a beat.
Could it be that the rise of the Shang Kingdom originated from today, from heaven and earth
Uh, I came to find the precious copper coins by myself, and by the way, I also participated in the calamity of the world and the major events of the human race
Could it be that I have become a tool of Master Tiandao, pushing some things forward in the direction of Tiandao's deduction
If you are not a saint, you will not be able to escape from this place, and a large part of the danger of the prehistoric world lies here.
Li Changshou had these emotions in his heart, and he didn't delay his chat with Dayu, and the two had a very happy chat.
Dayu was knowledgeable and well-informed, dabbled in all matters of Taoism, and had a kind of bearing that ordinary qi refiners rarely had, and a simple sentence from time to time gave Li Changshou a lot of insight.
What they talk about the most is naturally the matter of the human race.
Just as the two were talking happily, Dayu suddenly stopped talking, stood up nervously, and gestured to Li Changshou again and again.
"Quick, hide!"
Li Changshou blinked, and a beautiful woman came to the gate of the courtyard.
She was born with a natural beauty, and her skin was full of frost and snow. Even if she was only wearing a rough dress and a long skirt, she was so youthful and elegant.
It's just the expression... a little indifferent.
Tu Shan's
Judging by the tense state of Emperor Dayu, it should be.
She came with a tray, which contained several steaming dishes, a jug of fine wine, and two wine glasses.
Mrs. Tu Shan arranged all these without saying a word, while Li Changshou bowed beside him and said, "Thank you, senior."
"En," finally, she replied, but she didn't even look at Dayu, and walked away with the tray.
Dayu smiled awkwardly and heaved a long sigh of relief after Tu Shanshi left.
Li Changshou said in a low voice: "Senior, this junior shouldn't interfere with senior's family affairs, but after receiving the treasure from senior today, this junior always wants to do something for senior.
Madam, this is..."
"It's a quarrel." Dayu sat back on the chair, looked at the side dishes, carefully picked up a piece of spirit fish meat, and chewed it carefully in his mouth, "I don't know what happened to the perennial quarrel."
Li Changshou said: "The relationship is like this. Why don't seniors talk about it in detail, even if the younger generation can't come up with an idea, it can help the senior to relieve it."
"You understand this?"
Li Changshou nodded with a smile, "Old Yue, brother of the younger generation."
"Oh?" Dayu's eyes lit up, he thought for a while, and then detailed the daily trivial matters.
At this time, Dayu was not a human emperor, but a man who couldn't figure out what his wife was thinking.
Not long after, Li Changshou understood what was going on.
"Senior, please come here with your ear," Li Changshou said, "I have a method, a strategy, and a formula, which may be of some help to senior."
"Really?" Dayu's eyes lit up, and he leaned forward.
Li Changshou considered his words, and began to speak slowly, "so, so, so and so" again, which soon made Dayu look dazed, and fell into deep thought again.
Two hours later, in an attic.
Dayu, who had changed into a golden battle armor, came slowly, and came to the window sill of the attic, looking at the beautiful figure who was dressing in the pair of mirrors.
"Ma'am..."
The second strategy of "Thirteen Strategies for Coaxing a Wife" (written by Tianting Haishen, it is recommended to be used in conjunction with "The Collection of Coaxing Wives and Love Talks"):
[You are so beautiful, I was wrong, what principles can there be in small things.
Don't argue, there are a lot of love words, just watch the words and hug first.]
Dayu said softly: "Looking at my life, my wife is still the most beautiful. Even if there are a few hundred yuan, I will never get tired of it."
"Hmph!" The woman who was combing her hair paused, and looked at her husband behind her in the mirror.
"Madam, I really did something wrong before. I got into a dispute with Madam over a trivial matter... I really did something wrong."
The eyes of the woman combing her hair were red, and she said in a low voice: "You are the emperor of the past, why should you admit your mistake to me, a woman?"
"How can there be any emperor at home who is not emperor? I am the only wife in need."
Dayu sighed softly, took two steps forward, raised his hand tentatively, and supported his wife's shoulders, "Madam, I couldn't let go of my airs before..."
"How are you today..."
"Ma'am, meeting you in this life is really a blessing for me, and being able to stay here with you is really the most proud thing in my life.
In the long years to come, I only wish to stay with you forever. If I owed anything before, I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
Ma'am, don't be angry. "
"Husband, there is something wrong with me too."
"Ma'am, you are so beautiful..."
In the attic, two figures slowly hug each other and whisper warm words.
Li Changshou, who was waiting at the foot of the mountain, shook his whisk, silently retracted his immortal consciousness, watched the vast mist, and waited quietly.
The creatures in the wild are generally relatively simple, and the difficulty of coaxing a good partner is much lower than in the previous life...
but…
It was agreed to go to meet the boss Fuxi together, but Senior Dayu seemed to have forgotten about it, and all the formations were activated!
Forget it, it's not easy for Senior Dayu, just wait.