Why…
Obviously it was me first...
Near the Lingxiao Temple, on a cloud road, Bian Zhuang, the deputy commander of the Tianhe Navy, leaning on a nine-toothed rake, looked at the two figures who were leaving in the distance.
He even heard the voice of conversation in the wind...
"Water God, how about dressing up like this?"
The strange general who appeared out of nowhere, dressed in purple armor, opened his arms with a smile, and circled slightly on the cloud.
Master Water God nodded with a smile, and said: "The general's demeanor remains the same."
"Hahaha!"
This, this smug laugh...
Bian Zhuang felt infinite grief and indignation, he felt trembling all over, his hands and feet were cold and tears were streaming down his face, he really wanted to rush up and shout:
'Can we do things like flattering the water gods together! '
A greeting came from behind:
"Commander Bian? Your Majesty announced us."
"coming!"
Bian Zhuang shrank his neck, carried the nine-toothed rake on his back like a big sword, and hurried over, and together with a dozen commanders and deputy commanders of the heavenly soldiers, hurried into the Lingxiao Palace.
According to the order previously conveyed by Tongming Palace, the twelve Heavenly Court soldiers and horses will soon start recruiting a new batch of heavenly soldiers and generals.
This time the Jade Emperor summoned them, probably for this reason...
Li Changshou's celestial consciousness captured this scene, and chatted with Zhao Dezhu, the second incarnation of the Jade Emperor, about the details of the recruitment expansion of the Heavenly Soldiers.
In today's Heavenly Court, when recruiting heavenly soldiers, the heavenly soldiers are fooled and directly divided into various ministries, and the generals in command will train them by themselves.
The reform measures proposed by Li Changshou are not radical. They just add a "process" to the current heavenly soldier system:
[Establish the Palace of War Reserves, and all the heavenly soldiers who enter the Heavenly Court will be uniformly trained by the Palace of Warehouse Stores. After learning the method of forming formations, they will be selected by the heavenly generals of each department, and belong to the sequence of the twelve divisions of the Heavenly Court.]
In this way, the period for the new Heavenly Soldiers to form combat power will be greatly shortened, and the strength of each department can be balanced...
The incarnation of the Jade Emperor Zhao Dezhu said:
"Chang Geng Aiqing, I have been thinking about the issue of the source of soldiers you mentioned earlier, and if I want to recruit enough celestial soldiers in such a short period of time, I really can't just rely on the celestial-human race of the third heaven.
Although, as you said last time, Aiqing, there is really not much difference between the casual cultivators in Wubuzhou and the casual cultivators in the Three Thousand Worlds.
However, it is not enough to judge a person's character based on merit alone.
Although there are a large number of heavenly soldiers and they are not considered gods, the heavenly court is a place of peace, so we must select those with good character to be included..."
Li Changshou said with a smile: "Why don't your majesty recruit the disciples of Xianmen to serve in the Heavenly Court?"
"I have recruited before, but there are very few applicants," Zhao Dezhu felt helpless, "Although the Heavenly Court is established, no one knows about it."
Li Changshou thought for a while, and then said: "If you are driven by utilitarianism like meritorious treasures, it is difficult to guarantee that the heavenly soldiers you recruit will be loyal to the heavenly court. If you encounter a difficult battle like this, I am afraid that they will all flee..."
"Does Aiqing have a magic trick for this?"
"There are three methods, namely fast, medium and slow."
Li Changshou took out a scroll from his sleeve and handed it to Zhao Dezhu.
With a serious face, the latter slowly opened the scroll.
"Heavenly Soldiers join the collective oath... Super Heavenly Soldiers Project... Three Thousand World Heavenly Soldiers Training Base...
Aiqing, wonderful! "
Li Changshou said in a voice: "The little god has been figuring it out for a long time. Your Majesty, you can read it on the way. If there is something that you are not satisfied with, or if the little god has not thought carefully, point it out, your majesty, and the little god will modify it immediately."
Really discuss to play the watch.
Zhao Dezhu praised him again and again, and didn't think there was anything wrong with it. He held the scroll and read it carefully, but quickly put it away...
There is no way, the Water God Mansion has arrived.
A princess who had been waiting for a long time jumped onto the cloud, bowed to Li Changshou, blinked, and asked with some confidence:
"Water god... can I go this time?"
"Yes," Li Changshou said with a smile, "This General Zhao and I will go to the underworld for a business trip, and we may go to Beiju Luzhou later, do you want to go together?"
"Uh-huh!"
Long Ji's eyes lit up for a while, and he nodded in various ways.
Li Changshou warned: "Your Highness needs to hide your identity later, so you can just call me Senior Brother for now, and don't tell others about yourself.
This General Zhao is His Majesty's confidant general, so don't lose your courtesy. "
"Long Ji met General Zhao!"
"Well," Zhao Dezhu nodded calmly, wanted to say something, but felt a little embarrassed, so he could only look at Li Changshou who was squinting and smiling, and sighed:
"Water God, let's set off now."
"good."
Li Changshou shook his whisk, and took a certain father and daughter towards the East Heaven Gate.
At this time, the underworld has not yet been established by the heavenly court, and there is no direct path to the underworld, so they can only go to the Netherworld by detour from outside the East China Sea.
It may be because of the addition of a stranger, Long Jibi was much quieter before, with fluttering skirts and long hair dancing lightly, the quiet girl exudes a gentle and elegant temperament...
Li Changshou said with a smile to Zhao Dezhu:
"His Royal Highness is handsome, wise, and intelligent, even though she is young at this time, she will be able to help His Majesty solve problems in the future.
It's just that your majesty, why hasn't Long Ji been rewarded? "
Zhao Dezhu shook his head and chuckled, and replied via voice: "Let's talk about it after the rise of the Heavenly Court, if the Heavenly Court is still unstable, and her cultivation base is still low, there is no need to rush for a while.
On the contrary, Aiqing, do you really have no intention of accepting apprentices? "
Li Changshou sighed, and said: "Your Majesty, to be honest, the little god is only a few hundred years old in practice, His Highness Longji..."
"Why should a Qi refiner talk about his age?"
Zhao Dezhu smiled and said: "You have said that Jier Bingxue is smart, and Jier admires you very much for Chang Geng. According to her mother, she is now the god of water every day, even when she is asleep, she can't stop talking in her dreams.
Even though I am the Emperor of Heaven, I cannot force you, this matter is still up to you to decide...
In fact, I think that if the apprenticeship fails, a marriage is also good, and it's not a bad idea for a female college student. "
Give!
Li Changshou immediately vomited his old trough and didn't know where to vomit.
A feudal parent arbitrarily decides his daughter's emotional affiliation. In his previous life, this kind of behavior would have been pinned down and beaten by boxers!
He glanced at Zhao Dezhu, turned his head to look at Long Ji, and said with a smile:
"Longji, would you still call me teacher?"
Long Ji, who was secretly poking at the side to make up for the "Water God and Zhao Dezhu" drama, was stunned when he heard this, his face flushed, he leaned forward, and stood on tiptoe.
"Yes! Longji has a hundred willingnesses!"
"I can't teach you how to practice, but I just teach you the way of strategy and calculation." Li Changshou took out a jade talisman from his sleeve and said with a smile, "This is the art of war compiled by Ao Yi, so you can count it as an introduction." Gift."
Long Ji was overjoyed, holding the jade talisman and couldn't put it down, and finally made three bows to Li Changshou, and after getting up, he whispered:
"teacher… "
"Well, let's read this Art of War first, and ask if you don't understand."
Li Changshou said softly, then turned to look at Zhao Dezhu who was on the side.
Zhao Dezhu shook his head slightly, with some disappointment in his eyes...
disappointment
How anxious is His Majesty to marry Long Ji
Is it the same reason as "Xiong Lingli was knocked out"
This is still a child! There are at least a few thousand years of children in adolescence!
Of course, the complaints from the bottom of my heart belong to the complaints, and Li Changshou will continue to laugh and chat with Zhao Dezhu.
As an ordinary minister of power, he also needs to talk about his professionalism, deceive others, cough, and use certain words to make the emperor feel at ease, so that he will not lack merit in the future.
As soon as they left the East Heaven Gate, they encountered Ao Yi and a large number of dragon soldiers who rushed to the Heavenly Court to offer tribute. The efficiency of the East Sea Dragon Palace was also quite astonishing.
After seeing Li Changshou, Ao Yi's gloomy eyes suddenly brightened, and he called out "Brother Master", with a slightly hoarse voice.
Li Changshou went up to meet him, and gave Ao Yi a elixir for nourishing the spirit, without mentioning the disaster of the Dragon Clan, he just asked:
"Are you feeling better?"
Ao Yi forced a smile, nodded in agreement, took another half step back, bowed to Li Changshou, and said no more words of thanks.
Li Changshou said: "Leave the tribute to someone else, you can go outside with me, and relax."
"Brother," Ao Yi did not immediately agree, but whispered, "Most of the people in the tribe are not safe yet, I want to spend more time with them now, there are still sporadic wars in the world..."
"It's just a waste of time for you," Li Changshou gently persuaded, "If you can't cheer yourself up, how can you comfort others?"
On the side, Long Ji said: "Fellow Daoist, don't try to be brave, you also need someone to explain it."
Ao Yi sighed softly, bowed to Long Ji, called His Highness, and agreed to go out together to relax, and let the soldiers who brought the tribute of the Dragon Clan enter the East Heaven Gate by themselves.
Li Changshou said again: "Before you leave, you should kowtow to the Hall of Lingxiao and thank you, don't ask any more questions."
"Yes," Ao Yi didn't ask anything else, lifted the hem of his battle skirt, and kowtowed three times in the direction of Lingxiao Palace.
Zhao Dezhu nodded with a smile on the side, and looked down at the avatar at this time, his eyes were also a little depressed.
never mind.
It's not bad to be a heavenly emperor admired by living beings.
…
Three hours later, the nether world, Xiongguan on the east side of Fengdu City.
On the top of the cliff next to the 'A Line of Sky', two well-fed and well-fed burly men were lying on their backs leaning against a boulder, holding their respective headgears.
Snorting, the aftertaste is endless, smacking your mouth and teeth to keep the fragrance, trying to sniff, it is full of satisfying taste...
"Ma, when are we going to find the water god again
Walking around with the water god, it's not too comfortable to be bored here, moo~"
"Without a hood and howling!
This time, the Dragon Clan was treated badly by the West. The West deserves to be the master of the two sage masters, and its black hands are even worse than those demon ancestors. "
Niutou sneered: "Didn't it be broken by the water god
What happened to the sea eye being knocked open, isn't it also blocked
Having said that, the water god is so strong that it can block dirty springs. "
Ma Mian patted his belly, and muttered: "It should just be stable, there may still be hidden dangers... Hiccup."
At this moment, a voice came to my ears:
"Two friends..."
The bull-headed horse stared, and immediately jumped up, hurriedly putting on the hood.
"Water God!"
"It's me. I'll leave for a few days. How are you two?"
The bull head and the horse nodded vigorously, and the two looked towards the east, and soon...
I remembered that their primordial spirit was not very strong, and their detection range was limited.
At this time, the bull's head and the horse's face can only be seen, above the head there are a large number of souls and true spirits floating from afar, and there are a few Qi refiners walking on clouds at the foot of the cliff, they are creatures who come to the underworld to do business...
Li Changshou's voice came again, with a bit of a smile:
"You two, I'm still thousands of miles away, and I'm rushing over with a Heavenly Court general.
The origin of this general is not trivial, and he came to the underworld to check the situation of the underworld. One sentence he said to His Majesty the Jade Emperor was more effective than ten sentences I said.
If the underworld intends to enter the jurisdiction of the heavenly court, it will be protected by the heavenly emperor, so it needs to behave well and deal with it carefully this time. "
Niutou Mamian was shocked when he heard the words, and the two brothers looked at each other with joy in their eyes.
Niu Tou shouted: "Quick! Go and inform the Great Witch Festival to brighten up the atmosphere in the city! Moo!"
"Baby!"
The horse's face turned and ran quickly, jumping hundreds of feet away in one step, galloping on the top of the cliff, not forgetting to take out the stone comb to comb his soft mane.
Niutou rubbed his big hands, jumped to the checkpoint below, and yelled a few times at the top of his voice, which made the hundreds of witches guarding here busy, and also scared the few Qi refiners who were about to pass the checkpoint.
When Li Changshou rode on the cloud, he took Zhao Dezhu, Long Ji, and Ao Yi to fly thousands of miles away, but was spotted by Niutou, who turned his head and shouted:
"Drum!"
Several strong men of the Wu tribe moved forward carrying a dilapidated big drum, and Niutou picked up the drumsticks and beat the Wu tribe's war drum for a while.
rumbling...
Drums sounded from everywhere in Fengdu City, and half of the Netherworld was shaken.
Li Changshou saw it from a distance and smiled faintly.
Zhao Dezhu said with a smile: "Chang Geng, it seems that you have made a lot of arrangements in the underworld."
"Your Majesty misunderstood, the little god didn't do anything," Li Changshou echoed, "It's just that the underworld heard that the dragon clan had surrendered to the heavenly court, and knew the benevolence of the emperor of heaven, so they wanted to take the initiative to join the list."
Zhao Dezhu suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes, but... the misunderstanding went deeper.
Behind the two, Long Ji glanced at Ao Yi and muttered softly:
"The teacher is spreading the voice all the way."
Ao Yi nodded, but didn't reply, a bit of thought appeared on his delicate face.
Before Li Changshou flew to that line of sky with the cloud, he heard dozens of witches shouting 'Ula Uwa' as soon as he landed on the cloud.
The witches took off the cloth armor of the underworld, wrapped in animal skins, restrained their blood, and danced to the drums, presenting a powerful group dance.
When the witches finished dancing and retreated, Zhao Dezhu clapped his hands and nodded, quite satisfied.
"Moo! Get out of the way! Bright pen and ink!"
Niutou greeted, and all the underworld guards guarding the checkpoint turned around, and raised ten big stones on both sides, with ten big characters written on them with blood from no one knew where:
Hell welcomes you!
Reincarnation is no problem!
"Pfft!" Long Ji couldn't help covering his mouth to laugh out loud, and Ao Yi also showed a faint smile.
Zhao Dezhu also showed a warm smile, and moved forward with Li Changshou, and got into the... bullock cart prepared by the underworld.
This time, Niutou personally led the cow in front of him, and before he stepped out of the sky, he warmly introduced the "tourist attraction" of the Netherworld to the two of them.
Li Changshou smiled and asked, "Why don't you see Fellow Daoist Horse Face?"
"He's going ahead to get ready! Moo!"
Niutou replied casually, and just happened to lead the bullock cart out of the first line of sky, leaving the big formation ban.
Suddenly there was a gust of dark wind blowing in front, and the sound of "cheeky laughter" resounded everywhere;
Then I heard melodious dirge music played in the distance, accompanied by this desolate music, beautiful figures flew all over the sky.
Here she is, here she is, with stiff smiles and dark air, they all flew here together!
They carried flower baskets and sprinkled petals of Bianhua flowers...
They were humming songs, like erotic tunes spread by the common people...
"Water God, how are you doing?"
Niutou smiled triumphantly, "This is the highest reception standard in our underworld. If these are not enough, we can find more! There are more!"