Before Bai Ze and Youqin Xuanya could react, Li Changshou bowed to the sky and said loudly:
"The disciple understands."
Then he stood up and looked at Youqin Xuanya full of 'movement', which made the latter also stand up uncontrollably.
Youqin Xuanya's bright eyes were somewhat puzzled, her white and tender fingers were entangled with each other, and the icy blue skirt dangled like water ripples and slowly fell down, a little at a loss.
Bai Ze smiled and said: "But Master Taiqing heard what we said and gave you an order?"
"Mr. Bai's words are wrong," Li Changshou sighed, "Teacher has strategized and planned through the ages. His Majesty the Jade Emperor must have known about it long ago. It is just a little reminder for me, don't hesitate to make mistakes."
Bai Ze suddenly frowned and thought.
Is this the gap between himself and the water god... making the beast desperate.
There were several question marks on Youqin Xuanya's forehead, but Li Changshou didn't say much, and she didn't dare to ask more, because she didn't know what happened.
It was heard that Senior Brother Changshou and Mr. Bai began to discuss the division of labor, as if he wanted Mr. Bai to always pay attention to Ling'e's safety, and Senior Brother Changshou also divided part of his mind in Nanfang Buzhou.
Youqin Xuanya took the initiative and said, "Brother Changshou, is there anything Xuanya can do?"
"You can't participate in the things we are discussing at this time," Li Changshou said with a smile, "When you are practicing in the mountains, remember to review the movements I taught you before."
"yes!"
Youqin Xuanya clasped her fists in agreement, and seeing that Li Changshou and Bai Ze continued to discuss the matter of the teacher, she summoned the fire-scale sword box and went to the open space not far away.
Taking a deep breath, Youqin Xuanya's body was illuminated with a faint golden light, making her skin that bullied Shuang Aoxue even more translucent.
She pointed out a water mirror in front of her, reflecting her figure, then held the hilt of the fire-scale sword box with her left hand, and gently handed it forward, leaning her body sideways, her slender figure surging with dazzling brilliance. The light, the whole person is full of heroism, just like a Valkyrie.
"The vicissitudes of the righteous way!"
The movement lasted for a few moments, Youqin Xuanya blushed, retracted the sword, and thought about how to improve her demeanor during the movement just now.
Beside the pool, Bai Ze crossed his arms, bumped Li Changshou with his shoulder, and said:
"This Youqin Xuanya will surely be famous in three thousand worlds.
When does the water god plan to let her go to heaven? "
"In three to five years." Li Changshou picked up the tea mug and took a sip. "It depends on her intentions. Although I have made so many arrangements, I don't want to force her to do anything."
The corner of Bai Ze's mouth curled slightly, and he said calmly:
"Water God, you are a little out of character, the girl Ren is dedicated to doing such an errand for you, and you still talk like this.
Sometimes the water god always subconsciously evades some responsibilities. It is true that this is to avoid cause and effect, but it is somewhat ugly.
Since she was allowed to go this way, why couldn't she be given clear orders directly? She was just from a human education background, but the water god was already a disciple recognized by the sage, so it wouldn't hurt to bear some pressure for her. "
Li Changshou thought about it carefully, and said with a smile: "What Mr. Bai taught is that I was a little careless.
Then, I will directly arrange for Xuan Ya. "
"The god of water thinks about things, and he is more than comprehensive; the god of water thinks about people, so there is always a deficiency.
Hahahaha, the words of a joke, don't take it to heart. "
Li Changshou shook his head, turned around to look at Ling'e's situation, and began to make the next plan.
Half a day later, the Paper Daoist that Li Changshou hid next to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother made movement again after many years.
Two Paper Taoist figures flew out of the ground, one took on the appearance of a middle-aged scribe, put on a brocade robe, and held a folding fan, while the other Paper Taoist figure was kept in his sleeve for later use.
Just like that, he swaggered towards this bustling city.
In the bottom of my heart, the revised 'script' about the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother also emerged.
In this life, the Jade Emperor was born rich and honored. His father was the guard of this city, and in his hands he controlled an army of soldiers and horses, which was well-known within a thousand miles.
The Jade Emperor was known as 'Hua Youming'. He was mischievous since he was a child, and dominated in the backyard of the general's mansion.
This is the setting of the script, not the Jade Emperor's own temperament!
—Ordinary officials with serious faces.
The queen mother's body is the eldest lady of the local city lord's mansion, gentle and virtuous, named 'Xia Ningshuang', because the Jade Emperor Queen Mother is a bit of a soul, their faces and appearances are similar to the main body when they grow up, so Xia Ningshuang got it early The name of beauty.
According to the script set by the Queen Mother, the Hua family and the Xia family were already close, and Xia Ningshuang liked to tease Hua Youming since she was a child. Every time the two met, they would always play tricks.
Li Changshou didn't want to come to the secular world by himself...
Intervening in the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother's calamity is a thankless task.
But he couldn't bear the word 'go', so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and arrive in this city to have an unexpected 'encounter' with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
Encounter... Encounter what
Li Changshou hadn't entered the city yet, when he scanned his immortal sense, he found the young man yelling in a teahouse.
Look at this young man, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, handsome and unrestrained, wearing a sable coat on a hot day, his body is half upright, half slanted and not slanted;
To his left and right, sixteen people in military armor and eight people in short shirts of domestic servants occupied the front row of tables.
On the wooden platform on the side of the tea house, several young women were playing and singing, singing a little tune that is crisp and soft, and playing a soft and low-pitched tone, which is quite good.
The teahouse was almost full, and the waiters in the teahouse were rushing here and there, delivering tea and snacks and collecting coins, gold and silver.
After the song was played, an old man in the corner of the teahouse stood up and applauded, but he was stopped by his companions before shouting halfway, and he shouted in a low voice:
"Don't die, did Young Master Hua let you call?"
On the soft couch in the front row of the tea house, the young master in summer wearing ermine calmly cleared his throat, raised his hands and applauded lightly, and said:
"reward."
A servant immediately came forward with a tray, casually sprinkled some gold and silver on the other girls, and handed a pair of valuable bracelets to the girl playing the pipa.
The girl's face was flushed, she got up and bowed to the major general in Washington, and said softly: "Thank you, young master."
"Let's stop playing here today," the young man got up and said, "Don't get tired, I'll come see you tomorrow."
The girl hurriedly said: "Yes, young master."
The group of guards and servants with knives immediately stood up, lined up behind the young man, and swaggered out of the teahouse.
Before going out, the shopkeeper of the teahouse ran over, bowed to the young man again and again, and asked in a low voice:
"Master Hua, when will you take Yingying back to the mansion
Yingying's master and wife have been urging the little old man to tell you that you have rewarded enough things, they are really disturbed... "
"Come on," the boy beckoned, and he, who was almost an adult, hooked the shopkeeper's neck.
The shopkeeper's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and the young man looked at the street without focus, and said calmly: "Master, I want to take the player home after watching a piece of music
If I come to you to drink a few more cups of tea, will I also want to sell your tea house? "
"This, this..." The shopkeeper of the restaurant trembled a little, "Master Hua, don't get me wrong, the little old man just..."
The young man sneered, patted the shopkeeper of the teahouse on the shoulder, and led him away in style.
At the street corner, Li Changshou witnessed this scene, holding a folding fan to cover his face, really a little blind.
I don't know what kind of expression His Majesty Jade Emperor will have when he recalls this "arrogant" time after his calamity is over.
Moreover, according to the Queen Mother's script, Young Master Hua is about seventeen or eighteen years old. He will experience ups and downs, riches and honours, and a poor life, and then he will marry into the Queen Mother's mansion.
— This is the result of the overlapping of the two scripts before and after.
Of course, these are preordained fates, and there is a possibility of changing fates, and the trajectory set by the book of life and death is not static.
Uh, think about the reincarnation of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, standing on the top of the city, holding up the long sword, and shouting to the sky:
'My God, my fate is up to me! '
That picture is really classic!
However, considering the mood of Master Daozu and the face of His Majesty Jade Emperor after he returned to normal, Li Changshou still needs to do some work to prevent such a thing from happening.
Li Changshou thought about it for a while, and followed behind. First, he learned more about the temperament of the Jade Emperor's Li Jieshen, and then he learned about the situation of the Queen Mother's Li Jieshen, and finally decided how to arrange the next step.
Tsk, when I think of my arrangement for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother according to the will of the sage...
It is also quite exciting.
…
Li Changshou followed Hua Youming for half a month.
He saw Hua Youming's playboy side, playing casually in the city, walking north and south, visiting stalls drinking tea, chatting and bragging with other young masters from rich and powerful families in the city, and then was fooled by an older son to go to Huayouming. building.
In the end, he was arrested by a lieutenant general in Washington who led his troops back.
I also witnessed the scene where Hua Youming was ridiculed when he met other friends because of this matter—
Hua Youming walked into the upper floors of a restaurant, and all the young masters who were drinking looked at him and laughed, and some shouted:
"Master Hua, have you been taken back by your mother again?"
Hua Youming stared, lifted the hem of his robe and tucked it into his belt, walked up quickly and beat up the talking and laughing people, the one who was beaten up was a bruised and swollen crying father and mother.
Then Hua Youming grabbed the purses of those young masters, and casually threw them into the hands of the guy next to him who wanted to fight but didn't dare to move forward:
"Today, all the expenses of this restaurant will be paid by the young masters."
The restaurant cheered up and down immediately, and the inside and outside of the building were full of happy air.
By the way, Li Changshou also figured out why those red ropes appeared.
This was a year ago, when Hua Youming just left Washington, he befriended a group of rich and powerful young masters, and he uttered big words when bragging.
When Hua Youming reached his age, his heart was already a little ready to move, but when the cronies around him were bragging, one shouted "I want to marry ten" and the other shouted "I want to marry twenty";
Hua Youming snorted coldly, opened the skirt of his shirt, revealing the word 'Dazhi' written on it, and said calmly:
"This young master wants to make more women happy!"
So he became famous in the first battle and became a well-known upstart in this small circle.
It was also under such atmosphere that Hua Youming began to become a little frivolous and irritable. He really fell in love with a few girls, but he was ignorant, and because his mother was strict with him, he dared not Really mess up.
Lovesickness can be a matter of deep affection or pure greed.
Hua Youming belonged to the latter, and it was projected onto the Marriage Clay Figurines, which created the situation in the Marriage Palace.
How should I guide myself
Li Changshou did not hurry to Washington, but began to investigate the situation inside and outside the city, and listed all the relations of ordinary forces within thousands of miles nearby.
It is about His Majesty the Jade Emperor, so it is always more prudent.
At this time, Li Changshou didn't want to be the "teacher" of the Jade Emperor, after thinking about it, he decided to sneak into Washington and be a school boy...
Washington? Senior Companion Bookboy
I seem to have seen this episode somewhere in my previous life.
Li Changshou laughed a few times before starting the first wave of attempts.
He turned into a young man, carrying a bag and traveling around, and arrived at the back door of Washington. Just as he was about to approach, he was stopped by two guards:
"Stop! What are you doing?"
"I'm a student who wants to study and seek education. Because my family is in poverty and I can't afford to live, I want to come to the mansion to ask, is there any shortage of schoolboys here?"
"No shortage"
"Two..."
"Let the dogs go."
Li Changshou stared, but before he could say a word, the backyard door opened, and several four or five-inch-tall milk dogs rushed out, chasing Li Changshou for three blocks.
The ruthlessness of these two gatekeeper brothers really made the ordinary gods of power in the heavens quite admire them.
Li Changshou quietly went back to the back door, thinking about Washington for a while.
At this moment, a middle-aged man with a beard and a long coat approached, and muttered to Li Changshou:
"Brother also wants to spend time in Washington?"
"Oh?" Li Changshou smiled, "Brother, does he have connections?"
"That is, we are dedicated to helping heroes like Xiongtai who want to work in Washington but have nowhere to go."
The middle-aged man waved his thumb behind him, "We brothers are dead bodies, and you will push us to the back door later, crying a little bit.
The lady in the mansion is soft-hearted, if you cry, you will definitely be taken away... Hey, brother, don't go, brother, don't you even ask the price
We only collect your salary for one year after you enter the government, and you can pay it in two years!
Brother... Bah! Mix it yourself! "
Li Changshou walked away quickly, and couldn't help laughing after walking a few steps, it was quite interesting.
Forget it, let's use the backup plan that is more effective and discussed with Bai Ze.
Pretend to be a great virtuous.
Li Changshou took two months to prepare.
He first chose the appearance of a middle-aged scribe, and took the identity of a teacher in the secular world.
Then, first in a big city nearby, the name of "Contemporary Talent of the Human Race" was stirred up, and this reputation spread thousands of miles around.
This is similar to the "Short Story of the Sea God" of the Sea God Sect, in that it is novel and interesting, and people can pass it on by word of mouth.
like what:
When admonishing young people, a golden light appeared on the back of the head, persuading gamblers to start a new life, sitting in front of the flower building and talking about the truth for two days and two nights, the flower building collapsed immediately, the shopkeeper of the flower building was so kind, the girl of the flower building half ransomed away;
In addition, wherever he walked, dead fish became alive, dry wells gave birth to water, he sat on the ground, the ground grew flowers, and raising his hand would attract flying birds to hover in the sky.
When his reputation became hot, Li Changshou visited the most famous local academy while it was hot. A debate caused several gray-haired old sages to shout "Teacher", but he drifted away...
Stirring fame is only the first step, the second step is to show off.
Li Changshou announced that he was going on a study trip, and he didn't know which city wanted to receive him. After hearing the news, the envoys of the city lords who came here held gifts and formed a long queue on the street.
Li Changshou used another sentence, 'I'm too lazy to go too far', and chose three nearby cities, which greatly improved his reputation.
He deliberately put the real destination, which is the city where Washington is located, at the end of the itinerary. He spent ten days walking through the two cities, held several "calling" conferences, and finally arrived with full of honor. The city where Washington is located.
On the day Li Changshou came, soldiers and guards came out ten miles away, and the city was full of men, women and children to welcome him, but only a few hundred catties of flowers were scattered, and the city's dignitaries hosted a banquet for them.
During the dinner, Li Changshou said a few more words:
"Life is too short, the world is too big, although my heart is full of infinity, my feet are useless.
This city has outstanding people and beautiful scenery. Later, I will stay here for three years, open a small academy, teach seven or eight disciples, and then continue to travel far to explore the boundaries of heaven and earth. "
All the dignitaries couldn't help being overjoyed, one by one came forward, each talking about how outstanding their children are.
Li Changshou smiled and shook his head, saying that he does not charge tuition fees or gifts, and only accepts intelligent and sensitive disciples;
When the academy is completed, they are invited to bring their children to have a look.
Right in the bustling area of the city, this contemporary sage bought a big mansion, and the price was very generous;
In just one night, the original building of the house disappeared. Li Changshou arranged a bamboo forest, a pool, and several rockeries in it, with only two bamboo houses dotted among them.
There are mortals who want to force their way in, but lose their way in the house, where they enter, they come out in a daze.
Immediately, anyone with a bit of knowledge knew that this was an 'expert' coming from the city, and the sons and daughters of each family were sent to the front of the academy, and the adults of each family led the queue.
Li Changshou announced again that he wanted to recruit four male disciples and three female disciples, which was the number of Beidou.
The dignitaries in the city became excited again, and a large number of girls and young girls rushed to the academy.
The order of queuing is also very realistic, whoever has a higher status will be ranked first.
Hua Youming and Xia Ningshuang met again in front of the academy gate. Originally, Hua Youming was the son of the city's guard, and he was firmly ranked first; Ming stood in front of him, turned his head and showed a pitiful look.
Hua Youming was just a little moved when Xia Ningshuang said in a low voice:
"Go, go behind."
Hua Youming raised his eyebrows, and all kinds of situations that he was tortured by the girl in front of him appeared in front of his eyes!
Three-year-old took a nap and was splashed with water, five-year-old caught crickets and was pushed into a mud pit, seven-year-old was chased by bees all over the yard, nine-year-old climbed the roof and was pulled down the stairs, eleven-year-old...
At that moment, Hua Youming hated him from the heart, and the evil turned to his guts. He took half a step forward, staring and clenching his fists.
Xia Ningshuang blinked lightly, her face behind the veil was full of weakness.
"Are you going to hit me, Xiao Mingming?"
"My young master doesn't have the same knowledge as you!"
Hua Youming snorted coldly, and took two steps back, and suddenly there were a few chuckles from the crowd behind him.
Ding, ding...
A bell rang behind the academy door, the door opened by itself, and a voice came from inside:
"The first 20 beginners can listen to my lectures and decide whether to stay or not based on their performance in the class."
All the teenagers and children were about to rush forward, and Xia Ningshuang and Hua Youming took the best position at the front.
But after Xia Ningshuang jumped into the wooden door, Hua Youming turned around and stared at the crowd who were about to rush up, his immature face was full of majesty.
He shouted in a low voice: "What are you squeezing! Why are you rushing! Don't you know how much you weigh
Those who are usually ignorant stand outside! Those who dare to rely on their own family's power to rush in and take up the quota, young master, I will beat you once and for all! "
After all, Hua Youming himself didn't come in, which surprised Li Changshou.
And when Li Changshou was thinking about how to let Hua Youming in, Hua Youming yelled carelessly:
"Let the literacy of more than one hundred advanced!"
The dozen or so teenagers who were rushing forward couldn't help but stop.
They can't do it!