"Well, there's nothing wrong with that."
After tossing and tossing for a long time to go to the Moon Palace, Li Changshou looked at the 'one point' arrangement on his table, took a sip of the cold and heart-warming Xiaoqiongfeng special drink from the jade bowl, and nodded in satisfaction.
Ling'e's culinary skills really started to go wrong, and she went to specialize in tea and desserts.
The last one, what are you afraid of
After going through all the big winds and waves, can you still break the halberd before the waist of the three hundred willows
With a sweep of the sleeve robe, the object in front of him disappeared, and was rushed to the heaven by a paper Taoist.
Soon after, the water god's mansion entered.
After each 'magical instrument' was in place, Li Changshou straightened his toga in front of the mirror, and combed his headband to make his white hair shiny and smooth.
Picking up his whisk that had already been used for hair removal, Li Changshou walked out of the study. Bian Zhuang and Ao Yi, who had received the news in advance, immediately moved forward to salute.
Li Changshou said: "Vice Commander Bian?"
Bian Zhuang's eyes lit up, and he replied in a loud voice: "The end is here!"
"This thing is with you," Li Changshou casually threw a treasure bag over, "It will be erected outside the gate of Water God Mansion later...
Ao Yi, you take a team of soldiers and horses to the Taiyin Star, and say that I will go there immediately according to the order, and be their chief instructor. "
Bian Zhuang opened his mouth, the words of command stuck at the tip of his throat, and only one voice remained: "Hey."
Ao Yi smiled and said, "Yes."
After saying that, he turned around and left in a hurry, leading a group of heavenly soldiers, and rushed to the lunar star first.
Li Changshou patted Bian Zhuang on the shoulder, smiled meaningfully, and floated towards the gate of Water God Mansion with his whisk.
"Uncle Chang Geng?"
A soft call made Li Changshou stop his cloud head, turned and looked to the side.
Ling Zhuzi came in loose long clothes, saluted Li Changshou decently, and said:
"To go to the Moon Palace, do you need disciples to serve you?"
Apparently, Lingzhuzi got the secret guidance from Taiyi or Yuding to help him resolve the embarrassment of going to the Moon Palace.
Li Changshou said with a smile: "You shouldn't go there, you should play more with the generals and soldiers, don't worry."
Ling Zhuzi clasped her fists in a salute quite gracefully, and said: "I obey."
I also have a heart.
Li Changshou turned around and rode out on the cloud, with a bit of determination in his eyes.
Ling Zhuzi thought of the Jade Talisman she had received before, and couldn't help feeling a little worried, and shouted from behind:
"What is Master Uncle going to do?"
"Teach Chang'e, arrange songs and dances."
"If Fairy Yunxiao blames..."
"Then it will be blamed by Fairy Yunxiao."
Li Changshou stepped on the clouds with his hands behind his back, his figure so chic and calm.
There seemed to be a soft shout from far away in the sky, and it turned into two indistinct characters. The heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the Water God Mansion looked intently, but they saw the word "kneel down";
The water god swept the dust with his hand, and the word was swept away in an instant, and the clouds flew swiftly under his feet, heading straight for the Moon Palace.
This way:
Cross the star river, see the celestial light.
Look for light clouds curling up, smell a song ripples.
Flying over the seventh heaven, rushing to the depths of the clouds, stepping into the sky where the sun, moon and stars are revolving, and riding the clouds at the right time;
Not long after, I saw a large cold star rapidly zooming in before my eyes.
This is the moon in ordinary people's mouth, the hook and pan in poet's mouth, the moon in Daoist's mouth, and the beauty in lover's mouth.
A laurel tree covers a small half of the lunar star, and those laurel leaves like light topaz are like pieces of fairy islands, on which there are many attic palaces, as if you can see the shadows of fairies dancing in the palaces.
Li Changshou floated down slowly on the clouds, and heard music and laughter from far and near.
This is…
Ten innate spiritual roots? !
Li Changshou was amazed, and drove the cloud to the huge crown of the laurel tree, carefully felt the spirituality and fluctuation of the laurel tree, and heard the clanging sound of logging.
At this moment, Li Changshou's celestial sense could see that a number of fairies in fairy clothes and colorful skirts gathered towards a palace under the tree, where Chang'e rehearsed on weekdays, and it was also Li Changshou's mission for the next ten years. So-Laurel Palace.
On the other side of the laurel tree is the Guanghan Palace, which is covered by formations. Inside, the palaces are scattered, with waterside pavilions and towers, but it is quite cold and not crowded.
There is Heng'e's residence.
Li Changshou did not rush to the palace where the fairies were gathering, but strolled under the laurel tree.
The soil here is soft, and the ground seems to be mixed with fine sand and finely crushed white jade. There is a unique sense of comfort when walking on it.
The trunk of the laurel tree is like a towering mountain peak, a somewhat small figure, at the corner of this 'mountain', keeps raising an axe, leaving a thin scar on the laurel tree.
When he raised the axe, the scar healed itself, and it was extremely smooth.
Li Changshou's eyes flashed, he had a good idea...
This man is indeed a master!
The laurel tree is one of the top ten innate spiritual roots. It is as famous as the flat peach tree and the ginseng fruit tree, but the laurel tree has no fruit or flower, and its ability is to strengthen itself. strength'.
This month, Wu Gang was able to cut a laurel tree with an ordinary ax...
Li Changshou took a step under his feet, and the Dao rhyme of heaven and earth flowed, as if shrinking the ground into an inch, and appeared behind Wu Gang.
From a distance, the muscles of this person's body are intertwined. It seems that there is no rhyme or coercion, but it gives people a sense of majesty and unyielding.
"Senior," Li Changshou cupped his hands in a salute.
Wu Gang, who was cutting the tree, turned his head to look at Li Changshou, nodded calmly, and continued to work on his own affairs.
As everyone knows, when you come to the Moon Palace, as long as you are a man, you will think about how to talk to Heng, cough, and how to strike up a conversation with Wu Gang!
Li Changshou had already prepared a few questions before, and it was not a whim to take the initiative to find Wu Gang.
The first step is to ask a question that Wu Gang cannot avoid and will definitely answer...
Li Changshou smiled and said, "Senior, are you from the human race?"
"Um."
Wu Gang responded lightly, glanced at Li Changshou again between throwing the axe, and asked in a very casual tone:
"What about you, a paper figurine?"
"This is just the incarnation of the junior."
Li Changshou smiled, put away his whisk, looked aside for a while with his hands behind his back, and asked again: "Senior, are you enlightening?"
"Cut the tree," Wu Gang paused, frowning slightly as he looked at the laurel tree's wound that had healed again.
Soon, Wu Gang looked up at Li Changshou, wondering, "Who are you? Why can you come and go here at will?"
"An ordinary heavenly deity," Li Changshou replied with a smile, "I'm a little curious, so I took the liberty to come here to disturb you, senior, don't blame me.
For those who are good at using the axe, the younger generation has also seen Emperor Dayu, and when I saw the senior swinging the axe, it fits the Dao and coincides with the Dao rhyme, and I was quite surprised in my heart. "
"Have you met Emperor Dayu?"
There was a light in Wu Gang's eyes. Leaning on the axe, he turned to face Li Changshou.
This is a strong man nine feet tall, but his face is not rough, but rather handsome.
Li Changshou also seemed to be chatting about family affairs, and said with a smile: "Well, I visited the sages of the human race in Huoyun Cave before."
"Did you see Lord Fire Emperor?"
"No," Li Changshou sighed, "Master Fire Emperor's demon energy has entered his body, and he is healing his wounds."
"Ah," Wu Gang's eyes showed a bit of helplessness, as if he was thinking of a magnificent time, recalling it for a while.
Not long after, Wu Gang smiled and muttered, "It's good to be alive."
After speaking, the ax in his hand swung again.
Keng... Keng...
"Senior, can you tell the younger generation what happened back then?" Li Changshou asked with a smile, "The younger generation has also read a lot of ancient books, but many things are unknown..."
"Of course it is."
The corner of Wu Gang's mouth twitched slightly, and he sighed: "Many battles we won are not honorable, and the price we paid is sometimes too heavy. It's normal that future generations are unwilling to write these things into it.
But all in all, it is a world where either you die or I die, and there is no benevolence, justice and morality to speak of. "
Bang!
The ax fell, and was pulled out by Wu Gang again. He continued to swing the ax, and his words became a little more forceful:
"My generation slaughtered dogs without leaving a name, and the human race has raised rivers and mountains through the ages.
You must work hard to defend this world created by the predecessors. "
Li Changshou made a salute to Wu Gang, with a serious expression: "I will live up to the entrustment of the senior, although the junior can only do a little bit."
"I can tell," Wu Gang laughed, "You should be an ordinary fairy."
Li Changshou smiled without saying a word, he was just about to say goodbye and leave, but today he has formed a good relationship with Wu Gang, so there is no need to stay any longer.
At this moment, a streak of light flew out of the formation beside the laurel tree, shouting the words "General Wu", and came straight to this place!
Li Changshou looked intently, but saw a well-behaved girl in the streamer.
She was wearing a short white skirt, handsome and cute, with bright eyes, a cloth bag slung across her shoulder, and a piece of Xiancuiyu radish tip was exposed at the end of the cloth bag.
The most eye-catching thing is the girl's round and slender jade feet. Although they are slender and fair, they look like...
Very strong.
Jade rabbit
It should be, after she landed on the ground, she still wore a hair accessory with rabbit ears on her head.
The girl was holding a bowl of clear water in her hand, flying and jumping, without any drop of water falling.
"General Wu... uh, you have guests here."
The girl Yutu chuckled, and Wu Gang also stopped his movements, took a sip of clear water.
Wu Gang showed a kind smile and asked, "What are you going to do?"
"Oh, the master asked me to go to the Yuegui Palace to support me. The manager of the Yuegui Palace has come to remind me seven or eight times before. I am really troubled."
Yutu sighed a little depressed:
"It is said that His Majesty the Jade Emperor conferred a powerful immortal to come to Yuegui Palace to be punished.
Heh heh, saying that he was punished, their male immortals' thoughts are very dirty!
I feel that coming to the Moon Palace to be a head teacher and watching those sisters dance every day will make me very happy. It's true... many sisters complain about this. We are used to being casual on weekdays. This time, we must wear good clothes no matter where we go. "
Wu Gang wondered, "What a god."
"It seems to be the water god, the one who is in charge of the water affairs of the Three Realms, I heard from the sisters of Yuegui Palace."
The girl Yutu tilted her head, glanced at Li Changshou, then looked away, pointing her finger at the corner of her mouth.
"I also heard from some sisters that this is the god of power in the heaven, the person His Majesty Jade Emperor trusts the most.
They said what that sentence was called, helping the building to collapse, assisting the heaven to be weak, and they also said that he is a disciple of a sage taught by the Taoist sect, and the husband-in-law of the fairy Sanxiao..."
"cough!"
Li Changshou couldn't help making a fuss, and said with a smile, "It should be friendship with Fairy Yunxiao, not some kind of husband-in-law."
"Oh, it's almost there!"
The Jade Rabbit girl waved her hands impatiently: "It must be an old pervert, otherwise His Majesty the Jade Emperor would not ask him to come and teach Chang'e.
Has Chang'e ever had a man? Really are! "
Li Changshou sighed: "It seems that this is not what he wants..."
"No matter what, I'll go to General Wu first!"
The Jade Rabbit girl waved her hand, kicked her long legs, and her figure turned into a ball of light and flew towards Yuegui Palace.
On the side, Li Changshou couldn't help but laugh. Wu Gang suddenly turned his head and sprayed while drinking water, staring at Li Changshou:
"Just you?"
"It should be me," Li Changshou wiped off the water stains on his long hair, "Don't bother senior, I should also go to the Laurel Palace to see what's going on."
Wu Gang hurriedly said: "Hey, this child's mind is a little less clever, don't be as knowledgeable as her."
"No, no, senior, don't worry, my family also has a junior sister who often gets into trouble."
Li Changshou made a salutation, Wu Gang put down the jade bowl, cupped his fists at Li Changshou, and watched Li Changshou go away on the cloud.
Water God? Saint disciple? Have you met the Three Emperors and Five Emperors
Wu Gang was stunned for a while, then shook his head with a smile, and continued to swing the big axe, chopping the laurel tree.
"Oh, the latecomers are scary."
…
Let's say that when the girl Yutu arrived in Yuegui Palace, many fairies came up to her and asked her if Heng'e would come.
Yutu shook his head again and again, these fairies were a little disappointed.
Apparently, the girl Jade Rabbit is very familiar with these Chang'e, somewhat like a "moon pet".
A fairy talked about the water god, and the jade rabbit was listening obediently.
She usually stays with her master in the Guanghan Palace, and rarely goes out for a walk. She inquired about the God of Water before, and didn't pay much attention to it...
At this time, listening to these sisters talk about how the water god is wise and resourceful, good at calculating and fighting, and brave, is also fascinated.
What kind of male fairy is this
Another fairy talked about the appearance of the water god. The girl Yutu tilted her head, and bubbles appeared one after another on the rabbit ear hair ornament. In the highest bubble, there emerged the image of an old man with white hair and white eyebrows, benevolent brows.
"I seem to have seen it somewhere..."
Jade Rabbit muttered softly.
"Nonsense," said a fairy with a light smile, "This is the first time for the Lord Water God to come to our Laurel Palace. Where can you see him?"
Yutu raised her hand on tiptoe, trying to gesture: "Is he so tall? So thin?"
At this moment, a figure floated over from the palace gate stepping on white clouds.
Ao Yi who was standing at the palace gate immediately said loudly:
"Master Water God is here!"
The fairies hurriedly lined up.
The structure of the main hall of Yuegui Palace is also somewhat unique. There are stairs inside and outside the palace gate. Inside is a square, sunken "stage", dotted with eucalyptus and silver flowers around it, and there are layers of steps that can be used as seats on the outside.
Ao Yi's shout fell, and the three hundred Chang'e below had taken their positions for the line dance.
This scene is really...
Ying Ying Yan Yan Cui Cui Hong is harmonious everywhere.
Li Changshou rode a cloud and floated straight to the side, arrived at the low table of the main seat in the hall, and sat down safely.
The Jade Rabbit girl stood outside the crowd, still in the most conspicuous position.
At this moment, she was stunned, her pink eyes stared at Li Changshou's figure, and she didn't know how to react...
Pervert... water god...
Chang'e turned around with small steps, all bowed and saluted, and the deliberate shouts almost made Li Changshou paper Taoist paralyzed there.
"Greetings, Lord Water God~"
Li Changshou: ...
Even Mugong can't experience the joy of being a god of power.
"You don't need to be too polite," Li Changshou said with a smile, "His Majesty the Jade Emperor asked me to teach here for ten years, and I hope you will cooperate more in the future.
I am the God of Water in the Heavenly Court, and I am in charge of water affairs in the Three Realms. I only know some rhythms, and I am just a layman in singing and dancing. You can just train as usual.
Ao Yi, bring up all my stuff. "
"yes!"
Ao Yi suppressed a smile, and immediately greeted;
Two heavenly soldiers carried a barbecue grill and placed it in front of Li Changshou, bowed their heads and hurriedly retreated.
Although the two heavenly soldiers kept reminding themselves not to look sideways, not to look sideways, they couldn't help but take a look...
Stunning fairies carefully selected by three hundred heavenly fairies, dressed in neon dresses and gauze skirts, stood together, causing their hearts to suddenly burst, their faces flushed, and they gradually became idiots.
It is estimated that there is no possibility of breakthrough in the past two hundred years.
Li Changshou roasted his hands on the barbecue grill, and said with a smile: "All this time, His Majesty is giving me a vacation, so you don't have to worry about me."
The three hundred Chang'e looked at Li Changshou curiously, knowing that this was the water god telling them that he did not come for women.
All the fairies bowed and saluted together.
"Yes~"
Yutu: panic, panic.
Why did the water god go to General Wu's place if he had nothing to do? And chatting with General Wu so happily!
These are not important, what is important!
She is a little rabbit spirit, but a little rabbit spirit with a heavenly cultivation level, in front of the water god, she called the water god a pervert!
Can the master save himself
The master is just a name in the heavenly court, this water god is a minister of power in the heavenly court, he is a ruthless person just by hearing it!
What, what should I do
Sensing the nervous gaze of the Jade Rabbit girl, Li Changshou calmly took out a book from his sleeve, opened it and read it with relish.
"On One Hundred Ways of Rabbit Meat"
"Oh!"
The Jade Rabbit girl's eyes darkened, and she twitched directly, only shivering.
Rabbit gall, a little bit.
Many fairies also noticed the book in Li Changshou's hand, and many smart people immediately understood the intention of the water god, and each of them covered their mouths and chuckled.
Li Changshou asked: "By the way, why isn't Heng'e here?"
The female fairy in charge bowed forward and reported: "Fairy Heng'e is sick and has taken sick leave..."
"oh?"
Li Changshou's face became colder, and he said indifferently: "It seems that I don't have such a thin face anymore."
—Take off the relationship with Heng'e and oppose each other.
"Water God," the female fairy hurriedly said, "Fairy Heng'e sent a maid beside her, and Fairy Heng'e is cold-tempered and rarely leaves the Guanghan Palace, so please forgive me, Lord Water God."
Many fairies bowed together: "Please forgive me, Lord Water God!"
Li Changshou wondered, "Where is the maid?"
More than a dozen fairies turned sideways, exposing the girl who was squatting on the ground and about to sneak away.
Li Changshou frowned, his eyes flickered.
His original intention was to give Heng'e a blow, so naturally he wouldn't really make things difficult for Yutu;
But Yutu shuddered, and knelt down there, blinking her big eyes, and teardrops rolled down...
"Water God, please forgive me!"
Before Li Changshou could speak, Yutu had already slumped on the ground, his pink eyes lost their spirit, and murmured:
"You, can you... kill me first and then put it in the pot... I have lived for more than 10,000 years... In fact, the meat, the meat is old..."
Li Changshou: ...
The surrounding fairies were a little confused, but at this moment they all opened their mouths to plead for the Jade Rabbit.
Li Changshou secretly sighed.
Forget it, if the first plan fails, it will fail, so why compete with a little rabbit.
He cleared his throat, calmly appeared with a bronze mirror, placed it in front of himself, and said to the bronze mirror:
"Can you hear me over there?"
The surface of the bronze mirror vibrated, and a burst of noisy voices came out:
"I heard it! Lord Water God, I heard it here!"
"Wow, I can see the picture now. Is this the Moon Palace? The decorations, the curtains... don't seem to be different."
"Master Water God didn't forget to open the cloud mirror for us after touching the Moon Palace, seriously! Love soldiers like children, true Water God!"
Li Changshou smiled slightly and said:
"In the past ten years, I will pass on my every move in the Moon Palace through these two mirrors.
I just want to tell you that the Moon Palace is not a mysterious place, nor is it a place that male immortals yearn for.
In order to complete the task of singing and dancing, Chang'e train hard every day and night. Every creature has its own business, and doing it well is the meaning of existence. "
Below, a group of fairies showed emotion...
In front of the Water God Mansion, all the heavenly soldiers and generals gathered in front of the big bronze mirror nodded in unison, and then each tried to adjust the angle, wanting to see more pictures.
Li Changshou smiled calmly, took out some ingredients, seasonings, and fine wine from his sleeves, and started today's leisure.
Nothing can prove his innocence better than a live broadcast that lasted ten years.
It's just... You can't shout "Brother Meng wrote the word "steady" on the wall of the Water God's Mansion". This is the first live broadcast of the prehistoric, and it lacks a little soul.