My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Chapter 514: funny soul

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quiet.

In the main tent of the Heavenly Soldiers Camp, Wei Shenmo sat upright at the main seat, his eyes dangling from side to side, and the movement of the celestial power was slowing down as much as possible, for fear that any disturbance would break the tranquility at this moment.

Outside the main tent, several heavenly generals who pretended to be passing by also secretly observed the situation here.

Chanjiao and his entourage sat opposite to each other, at this time Taoist Duobao was the leader, and the seat directly opposite to Taoist Duobao was vacant, and it was estimated that Guang Chengzi was on his way to beat the 'horse'.

Of course, the reverse supernatural power of turning clouds into horses is not popular in Honghuang.

Li Changshou moved a futon and sat in the middle of the tent, bearing the pressure that he shouldn't have to bear at his age.

If those idiots in Xiongzhai hadn't started making troubles and setting up the Sea God Cult...

If, at the beginning, I didn't hold onto the archmage's thigh...

The current self should be a slightly stronger golden fairy, living a carefree life in Little Qiongfeng, and the only things to consider are how to disguise oneself, molesting a certain e, raising flowers, planting trees, refining Refining ambition pills and making poisonous dragon wine.

It's not like now, sitting between the two largest immortal forces in the three worlds, thinking about how to balance the two religions, so that everyone should try not to fight.

Those two auras, like millstones, were crushing his steady body little by little...

Thinking of just now, when he chose to sit between the two teachers, Qiong Xiao took advantage of the situation and pulled him to sit down together, which really scared him into a few drops of cold sweat.

Sister-in-law and brother-in-law are easy to provoke people to talk about!

Regarding the rumors about Heng'e, Li Changshou is very confident that they will be self-defeating after a long time;

But the rumors about my sister-in-law can't be cleared up, it's easy for Yun Xiao to lose his position, and it really leads to misunderstanding...

Li Changshou talked all kinds of things, and finally coaxed Qiong Xiao to be next to the Holy Mother of Guiling;

—Qiong Xiao is actually not familiar with him. She deliberately got close this time, and most of the elements were demonstrations of teaching.

"cough."

In the silence, Bai Ze couldn't help but stood up, bowed to Taoist Duobao and Chi Jingzi respectively, and said with a smile:

"Everyone who came here today, I don't know why

We can't just hang around here all the time, everything can be discussed, but we have to say a few words first. "

Taoist Duobao cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that I haven't seen Chang Geng for a long time, so I came here to stroll around and look for treasures by the way.

The juniors who explain the teaching are also quite interested in the blood sea red lotus? "

Chi Jingzi smiled reluctantly, pondered a few times, and said: "In the past, Pangu opened the world, and the chaotic green lotus was robbed, and a few lotus seeds fell to various places in the world, turning into several twelve-grade lotus flowers.

This red lotus absorbs endless karma, and if it is born, it will inevitably cause people to suffer... It must be destroyed. "

With a pretty face, Qiong Xiao said crisply:

"Brother Dao said something like this is wrong!

How are treasures divided into good and evil

The twelfth-grade golden lotus of the western religion is the golden lotus of merit and virtue, which is opposite to the red lotus of karma. They use the golden lotus of merit and virtue to suppress the religious movement in the western religion, but they sneak around and do evil everywhere on weekdays.

Could it be that the evil things they did became good because of the protection of the golden lotus of merit? "

Chi Jingzi continued to ponder, but was unable to answer.

Master Huanglong said: "This is not one thing."

"It's not the same thing, but the truth is the general truth," Qiong Xiao changed the subject, "Brother-in-law, do you think so?"

Li Changshou raised his head and smiled, nodded slowly, and sighed:

"So...

We are here to discuss, even if we discuss the results, I am afraid it will not be convincing.

How about, in the name of the disciples who are in charge of the teaching affairs of the Renjiao, I invite all the brothers and sisters who explain the teaching and stop the teaching to come to the edge of the blood sea together to discuss the matter about the twelve-rank karma-obstructed red lotus.

I will try my best to mediate this matter and give you a relatively fair explanation, how about it? "

Master Yuding sighed slowly, looking at Li Changshou with admiration.

The golden-winged roc wiped the corners of his eyes, and sighed softly with his hands behind his back: "After all, the teacher has carried everything."

Li Changshou: ...

Not that noble either.

This can only be regarded as the necessary price that I have to pay for being able to invite a large number of masters from the two religions to help out.

Daoist Duobao smiled and said, "No further notice is needed, the poor Taoist has just spread the news, let the brothers and sisters who have nothing to do come here as soon as possible to meet up."

Chi Jingzi also said: "Brother Guang Chengzi and the others are already on the way, so there is no need to shout too much."

The corner of Li Changshou's mouth twitched slightly.

When you meet each other in love, you immediately start shaking people? !

If we can't handle this one well today, I'm afraid there will be a real fight.

Play it safe, make a disclaimer later, and put yourself on the archway of the "fighter"; as for whether you can successfully pull the fight, it depends on your own ability.

Master Taiyi smiled and said: "Jiejiao claims that ten thousand immortals will come to court, so there are so many people, Brother Duobao, please don't call thousands or eight hundred disciples of saints."

Daoist Duobao smiled and said nothing, although he really wanted to say, 'I promise not to send Junior Sister Yunxiao first', but considering the majesty of the elder brother...

It is more appropriate to go back to this.

Qiong Xiao rolled her eyes, stood up, and whispered, "Brother-in-law, I'll make you a cup of tea!"

Li Changshou blinked at Qiong Xiao, and the latter blinked back with a smile, making Li Changshou frightened for a while.

This is not the master of peace...

Bai Ze stood up in time, and said with a smile: "Fairy Qiong Xiao is here to rest, how can I let you do it? Pindao is going to get some tea and snacks, everyone wait a moment."

At the critical moment, Mr. Bai is still strong.

Qiong Xiao puffed up the corners of her mouth, sat back in her seat in a dispirited manner, and continued to be bored.

quiet…

It's still the same kind, even if there are no other noises, Li Changshou can make up for the 'quietness' of the cicadas singing in the summer afternoon.

After a while, Bai Ze brought a large plate of exquisite snacks to the two fairies, and retreated to the corner gracefully.

Wei Shenmo asked in a low voice: "Water God, why don't we tear down the main tent and widen the space?"

"Yes, there will be more people later, and this place is indeed a bit too narrow."

Li Changshou stood up and said with a smile: "The Reincarnation Tower is a good place to go, let's go back again."

Dao Duobao said "good", and the immortals who explained and taught him didn't have any objections.

Therefore, without the consent of Ksitigarbha, a group of immortals from the Taoist sect naturally occupied the top floor of the Reincarnation Tower, and used the method of the mustard seed universe to temporarily turn the originally not spacious top floor into a magnificent hall.

Not long after, the immortals of the two religions arrived here.

Eight of the Twelve Golden Immortals came, four or five of the Fortune Golden Immortals showed up, and dozens of disciples and disciples of ordinary saints also came.

But Jiejiao is relatively more complicated, most of them come in batches divided by fairy islands, two hundred from Jinao Island, eighty from Kowloon Island, one hundred from Penglai Island...and so on.

Li Changshou thought of a joke in his previous life:

[You never know how many thugs can get off a five-series divine car.]

In this prehistoric world, this joke is also common:

[Never jump to conclusions, how many immortals can be supported by a white cloud flying out of the Jiejiao Dojo!]

This is a bit too much for the disciples of the Jiejiao...

Li Changshou couldn't help asking, even if the twelve-pink red lotus was taken away by the sect, could it really stop such a sect's fate

In ancient times, if the senior masters who came to the front of the path of practice first, if they explained some simple principles and principles to some mountain grasses, insects, birds, and ghostly spirit beasts, and helped them open up their spiritual wisdom, they could also earn merit.

This is 'attunement'.

Li Changshou now wonders if there are so many sage disciples in Jiejiao now, is it because Master Tongtian talked 'Hi' when he enlightened the living beings in ancient times, and directly preached the Tao...

On the top floor of the Samsara Pagoda, Jizo sat in a corner with a dark face, arms crossed, daring to be angry at the current situation but not daring to speak.

Di Ting revealed his "mighty and domineering" true form of the beast, lying on the ground and hiding around, closing his eyes and pretending to be asleep.

While waiting for the gathering of the immortals from both sides, in order to avoid embarrassment, Li Changshou made an excuse and slipped away temporarily.

He, Bai Ze, and Golden Wing Dapeng found a deserted corner outside Fengdu City, and secretly began to think about the way to search for the red lotus...

"Ninety-nine suitable souls have been found," Bai Ze said in a low voice, "They all have a lot of karma, but they were mortals in life.

But there is one thing, Jin Peng took two souls to the blood sea to try before, the soul itself is easily attacked by the blood sea filth, and it will collapse in a moment. "

Li Changshou thought for a while, "Using some immortal methods to protect their true spirits, we're just borrowing their power, not letting their souls fly away."

The golden-winged roc said: "Teacher, these are people with karma, even if their souls are scattered, it would not be a pity."

"No," Li Changshou said sternly, "Since the other party has entered the 18th hell, instead of being burned by karmic fire and struck by lightning, it means that there is still a chance to suffer and redeem his sins. .”

The golden-winged roc showed a thoughtful face, and nodded slowly.

Bai Ze took out a pink transparent ball from his sleeve, with ninety-nine light spots floating inside it.

"Water God, should we first verify whether this method is feasible?"

Bai Ze gave a pertinent suggestion, "If it is feasible, we will negotiate with the other two religions later, and we will have more opportunities to speak out."

Li Changshou thought carefully for a while, took out a paper Taoist figure from his sleeve, nodded and said, "If so, Jin Peng will take my avatar there, and Mr. Bai and I will try our best to stabilize the situation here and delay the time."

"yes!"

The golden-winged roc agreed, and together with Li Changshou's Paper Daoist, they rushed to the sea of blood with the transparent ball.

Li Changshou focused on two purposes, and immediately discussed with Bai Ze how to 'hold justice' later.

All in all, all in all, the core point of view must not be shaken—

[Jiejiao is too strong, let's weaken the West.]

Let's say that Li Changshou and the golden-winged roc went to the sea of blood, and went directly to the depths of the sea of blood, looking for a suitable place to release their 'souls'.

Li Changshou sat on the back of the roc, took out six souls full of karma from the magic weapon, wrapped the souls with immortal power, and left a wisp of Dao rhyme on these souls for identification.

Looking at these six thumb-sized souls, Li Changshou couldn't help being aroused a little by the young man dressed as a scholar.

Looking at his sallow and emaciated appearance, he has no idea what kind of crime he has committed to accumulate so much karma and be thrown into the 18th hell to suffer.

Li Changshou raised his hand and lightly released the soul's shackles, turning him into a phantom the size of a normal person, kneeling in front of him.

The scholar trembled for a while, and his eyes, which had been numb due to the torture, became a little more colorful...

"I...have been tortured enough?"

Li Changshou asked: "Are you a villain?"

The scholar looked up at Li Changshou, his expression was calm, but his body relaxed a bit.

There are many evil ghosts in hell, and most of the ghost messengers pretend to be fierce. Suddenly seeing such a kind-hearted old fairy, there is really no fear in my heart.

He explained in a somewhat weak voice: "I have been studying for eighteen years, just to be able to inherit my father's behest and be a clerk who keeps records."

"Oh?" Li Changshou frowned slightly. Could there be some unjust, false or wrongly decided case

This really needs to be taken care of.

Li Changshou signaled Jin Peng to fly a little slower, and said seriously, "Then why did you cause so much karma?"

"well… "

The secretary gave a long sigh, full of desire to confide, and said with a wry smile: "Do you want to hear the detailed truth, or the rough truth, or my fabricated lies?"

This style of speaking is a bit interesting.

Li Changshou smiled and said, "Then tell the truth roughly."

"Speak too slowly."

"Oh?" Li Changshou frowned, "Why do you speak too slowly and cause karma?"

The scholar smiled wryly, "I am naturally slow in doing things, not in a hurry, and when several things are in front of me, I am often at a loss and don't know what to choose.

The first karmic obstacle was probably a fire in a neighbor’s house. I was the first to rush there. There were calls for help from the side room and the main house. , or save the children first..."

Li Changshou wondered, "Then why is there karma?"

"It should be that I have been hesitating, and finally forgot to call someone."

Li Changshou's forehead was immediately covered with black lines.

The scholar sighed: "The second karma is because the fire in the neighbor's house finally burned down our street. I was driven out of the town and I was displaced. I met a wounded soldier who was shot in the body with several arrows. wore.

He told me to go back to the city and tell my lord, but he passed out before he could speak clearly.

So in the end, should I report to the Lord City Lord, or should I report to the General, or should I report to the Defense Captain whom I can ask to see...

Later, when I made a choice, the city was broken. "

Li Changshou: ...

"The third karma is because I hated myself for being incompetent, and wanted to escape to the mountains for the rest of my life, but my luck was bad, and I was caught by a nest of female ghosts. They asked me to choose who would absorb my yang energy first.

Should I choose Xiaobai, Xiaoqian, or Alan

They seemed very angry in the end, and went to kill innocent people that night, and I took the opportunity to escape.

Now that I have arrived in the underworld and think about my life, that time... is also quite regrettable. "

"I probably understand," Li Changshou sighed, and put the other five souls into the sea of blood, a place full of karma. While observing, he listened to the scholar's narration of his miserable life.

Soon, the method provided by Truth Listening showed its effect.

Five souls, five karma, they all tend to drift in the same direction!

Amid the scholar's narration, Li Changshou began to [increase the sample size], increasing the number of souls released to thirty, observing the direction in which they were attracted, and drawing an arrow on the blood sea 'map' in his heart.

After drawing the arrow, Li Changshou immediately took back these souls, sat on the back of the golden-winged roc, and moved to the next area.

In the same way, draw the second arrow.

The point where the two straight lines drawn by these two arrows intersect is the source of this 'suction'!

But, how could Li Changshou draw conclusions so arbitrarily

Relying on Jinpeng's speed, Li Changshou began to shuttle back and forth in the sea of blood, rushing in all directions, constantly placing karma souls, observing the direction of karma gathering and flying, and trying to eliminate all interference factors.

Finally, after the ninety-nine arrows were drawn, a narrow range was determined, and after Li Changshou felt a mysterious dao rhyme from afar...

The scholar's soul sighed faintly, and finished talking about its short life.

"Immortal," the scholar couldn't help asking, "are you going to let me go, or send me back to hell, or..."

Snapped!

A finger flicked on the scholar's forehead, turning him into the size of a thumb again, and sealing him back into the magic weapon.

Really long-winded ghost.

Li Changshou said: "Jin Peng, you hide your aura and hide here. If someone enters this area within a hundred miles, record his aura. There is no need to stop him."

"Yes! Teacher, don't worry!"

Li Changshou nodded slowly, resting his eyes on Jinpeng's back.

The reincarnation tower is already on the verge of daggers and swords, and the masters of the two sects are about to roll up their sleeves and start 'comparison'. They must rush to pass on the conflict and export it to the West...

Cough, the justice that belongs to the Taoist sect has been upheld.