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Taoist Duobao had blue veins popping up on his forehead, his fingers were trembling slightly, and he was about to stand up and "lift the table".
He has been in the prehistoric world for so many years, he has seen the ancestor dragon fighting the first phoenix, the ancestor witch against the demon emperor, and witnessed the rise of the six sages!
Which corner of Honghuang has not seen his round figure swimming in the pile of treasures
Of course, none of this matters!
Fat Taoist...
Is he fat
If it wasn't for the top-notch enjoyment of the friction between each Lingbao and the skin every time he has intimate contact with the treasures, would he maintain this figure
Do you know the joy of lying on the pile of treasures and letting the pearls bounce around on your belly
Since Daoist sect flourished, even Master can only say one thing:
"Baby, why is it getting rounder recently?"
When did you use this fat word!
Daoist Duobao was furious, but he remembered that he was digging up the inside story of the dragging of the teaching movement at this time, so he endured and did not explode.
Saying "fat" in front of him, isn't it just pointing at Master Xuandu and saying "lazy", pointing at Guang Chengzi and asking "big brother, why do you have a senior brother above you", pointing at Huanglong and saying "watching", and pointing at Huang Long? The Taiyi real person said [Why are you yin and yang strange]
Ugh, it seems like the last one is nothing...
Daoist Duobao, who had endured for half a month, was almost stabbed to death!
Fortunately, Li Changshou stopped him in time, and used his celestial sense to crazily spread his voice:
"Senior brother, senior brother! Don't be like this, senior brother!
This Fairy Shiji is saying that you are perfect, hold on, hold on, you are only two steps away!
Ah yes, the word "fat" has another meaning. It is often used to describe the beauty of fairies, like "fairies in the middle of the moon are not half as good as you" can also be understood as "you own half of the beauty of the moonlight"!
It is elegant, absolutely elegant!
If you can't bear it, you will mess up big things. We are here to investigate today, and we don't have to take action. "
Listening to the screams from Li Changshou's celestial consciousness, thinking of the previous three chapters of the agreement, Daoist Duobao's heart quickly recovered.
"What Chang Geng said is right, I can't bear it, I will kill a few less people later."
This is already a killing intent.
Li Changshou sighed softly in his heart. As expected, Jiejiao started fighting at the slightest disagreement, and the first thing he thought of was fighting.
But what surprised Li Changshou was that Daoist Duobao quickly showed a gentle smile, and with his disguised face, he raised his head and said with a smile:
"Senior, junior just now..."
Unexpectedly, Shiji said again: "Do you still want to argue
Could it be that he feels that coming here is just to find an identity and gain a foothold for himself, and the way of poverty is not worth mentioning? "
Li Changshou: ...
Although I know that this Shiji may be depressed at this time and wants to find a place to vent, but this...
Forget it, I can't save it, just wait to die.
I still came up with a second set of backup plans early, changed my thinking of following the vines, and adopted thunderous means to destroy the gangs here, and then made the matter completely worse, and used the entire power of Intercept to clean up the sect.
Brother Duobao, who is that
The chief disciple of Jiejiao, a master of the three religions, according to Li Changshou's several observations, Duobao's strength should be higher than that of Guangchengzi, and he is firmly seated in the second place among Taoist disciples.
If Duobao broke out at this time, directly revealed his identity, and directly killed the four Jiejiao immortals who had appeared here, including Shi Ji, Li Changshou would not be surprised at all.
Eldest brother also wants to save face.
But what surprised Li Changshou was...
"Hey, this, senior, please forgive me."
Daoist Duobao responded twice, stood up with embarrassment on his face, bowed deeply to Shiji, and hurriedly said: "The younger generation just came here, and I was in a hurry all the way, and my mind is not at peace yet. , Senior, please forgive me, forgive me."
Li Changshou raised his eyebrows secretly, and became even more wary of Taoist Duobao.
"Sit down, listen carefully," Shi Ji didn't continue to say more, after saying this, he began to talk about his own practice experience.
Those looking at Taoist Duobao also withdrew their eyes and listened attentively. Most of them cherished this expensive lecture.
Li Changshou praised Duobao Taoist biography: "Senior brother should endure and endure, which is admirable."
"Ah," Daoist Duobao sighed in his heart as usual, "Just now I actually wanted to make a move, but suddenly I realized that Shiji also listened to the sermon in front of the teacher, and called me senior brother..."
Li Changshou also sighed softly, didn't say much, just waited quietly.
Besides, when Shiji preaches, there will be some faint petals floating out;
It can prove that this Empress Shiji, who died tragically under the cover of the Nine Dragons God's fire during the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods, herself also has some Taoism.
Li Changshou clearly remembered that this Empress Shiji...
Old miserable.
In the story of little Nezha, Nezha shoots an arrow at Chentang Pass and kills Biyun, the child of Empress Shiji, by mistake. Empress Shiji goes to ask Li Jing for guilt, and Li Jing handed over Nezha happily;
Shiji fought with Nezha, and easily collected the little Nezha's Qiankun Circle and Huntian Ling, and chased Nezha to the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain.
Originally, when Shiji saw Daoist Taiyi, he just bowed and called him "Brother Dao" to talk about Nezha's crimes, but he was organized by Taiyi Daoist, and finally died tragically under the hood of the Kowloon God.
In short, the real Taiyi is the evil star hit by Empress Shiji.
And based on Li Changshou's understanding of real Taiyi, if the story continues on the original track, a battle is inevitable. Taiyi, who has an excellent sense of attacking first and is 100% able to irritate his opponent, will definitely strike first To be strong.
However, as far as the current situation before the catastrophe comes...
Li Changshou thought of his series of follow-up plans. Whether this Empress Shiji will appear in Nezha's story is really hard to say.
What's more, whether this Shiji can survive the current catastrophe is still unknown.
Empress Shiji's speech lasted for six hours in a blink of an eye.
When the sun sets to the west, the projection of the sun star in this vast world returns to the distant mountains, and the clouds and mist in the valley gradually disperse.
Shi Ji slowly got up from the hut, the folds of his black skirt drifted away like water waves, and the mist on his face was still there.
Because of listening to Shi Ji's preaching, at this time, there are ten or twenty people who are in the state of enlightenment.
Daoist Duobao also made such an appearance at this time, with a little 'shallow' Dao rhyme floating around him, it seems that he can still make a breakthrough.
Clouds formed under Shiji's feet, and he headed for the depths of the valley, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
But at this time, the jade piece attached to Li Changshou's body brought words from afar...
I heard Shiji say to others:
"Okay, I have finished today's matter, if there is such a thing again later, junior brother should not go to the letter to find me."
"Senior sister, don't worry, I have something to say, can senior sister listen to it before leaving?"
"Let's talk," Shi Ji said with a hint of helplessness in his voice.
Just listen to the Taoist priest saying: "Senior sister, I know you have a noble temperament, and you don't want to preach for others for the sake of Lingshi precious materials.
But senior sister, think about it, when you open the forum to preach, you actually benefit these casual cultivators who want to make a name for themselves. What we get is the contribution they make, and what we get is our reputation of stopping teaching.
Let's stop teaching ten thousand immortals to come to court, and don't care about a few more registered disciples, this is only a good thing. "
"Hmph," Shi Ji frowned slightly, and said softly, "If the people you recruited today were all Qi refiners with real wisdom and understanding, and I didn't accept the benefits from them, I would still believe you like this." talk.
If the brothers and sisters in the inner sect knew about this matter, how would they treat it
Isn't this a clear price tag on the identities of the three generations of registered disciples we have intercepted and taught, and exchange them for Lingshi
The teaching of our interception teaching is to intercept a ray of life for the living beings, but it is not intercepted in this way! "
Hearing this, Taoist Duobao smiled secretly, and said to Li Changshou: "It seems that this rocky rock is not decayed."
Li Changshou laughed twice and continued to listen.
The male fairy said again: "Senior sister, it's actually a bit inappropriate for you to say that. In this world, does cultivation only depend on understanding? Wealth and land are also the most important.
Sister, here are some of your sermons..."
"Take it back," Shiji said firmly, "You're insulting me!"
"Open it first and see..."
Snapped!
hum—
Li Changshou's Wind Curse finally captured a little movement, and it was the fluctuation of mana collision coming from the depths of the valley.
Feng Yuju heard another soft curse:
"Put away your spirit stones, don't dirty the eyes of the poor, and leave."
The male fairy said anxiously: "Senior Sister! Senior Sister, don't be anxious. It's my junior brother who said something wrong. Please don't blame me, Senior Sister!"
At this moment, a dark shadow flashed in the depths of the valley.
Shiji rode the clouds, with a stern face, rushed to the horizon, and left a sentence:
"Don't come looking for me again in the future."
Seeing this, Daoist Duobao was full of emotions: "It seems that, just like what you said, brother, the people involved in this matter cannot be killed at the same time, they need to be treated differently."
Li Changshou was also filled with emotions: The constricting power of the Dao of Heaven is really powerful, Shi Ji was frantically probing on the verge of death, but in the end he was able to save the day...
Keep Shiji, and at the right time and place, be killed by the person who deserves to be killed, so as to get the result that Heaven wants.
Did the Dao of Heaven have an impact on Shiji just now
Li Changshou didn't dare to confirm it, he could only activate the Kongming Dao Heart to check whether he was driven by catastrophe.
"Chang Geng, what should we do next?" Taoist Duobao asked.
Li Changshou thought about it, and replied: "The best policy is to continue to be patient. These people here have already marked the situation, and the picture ball has also recorded these situations, but the convincing power is obviously not enough.
Zhongce finds a key to shorten the interval between investigations... "
Taoist Duobao laughed and said, "Then choose this middle strategy, and I will have to work hard for Shiji Junior Sister."
"What do you want to do, brother?"
"It's still the same as before," Taoist Duobao opened his eyes, stood up from the futon, lowered his head and walked out of the valley, "Chang Geng first think of an idea, keep that Shiji, don't let her stay too far away .”
Li Changshou pondered for a few moments, and then told Duobao a word or two.
Such and such, such and such, Daoist Duobao's eyes lit up after hearing a few words.
Jade talismans are needed when coming, but there is no hindrance when leaving.
After leaving the valley, Taoist Duobao rushed to the outer sky with a cloud, and headed straight for Nabu Zhongyao's Yunzhoulou boat.
When Daoist Duobao was only a thousand li away from the cloud boat, Bu Zhongyao and Cai Yao were already waiting at the bow of the boat;
A faint smile appeared on the corner of a young sect master's mouth, he was already thinking that if he could invite a brilliant alchemist back, he would be praised by his sect master's father.
Suddenly, a stream of light flew from the side!
Before the guards on the cloud boat had time to respond, Cai Yao and Bu Zhongyao had just turned around when they saw a figure in black clothes ten feet away.
Bu Zhongyao looked up, only to feel that the female fairy who suddenly appeared had a slim and charming figure and a strong sense of coercion, and the fairy sense also saw her flying out of the valley just now...
Intercept the master, Shiji Empress!
Cai Yao reacted quickly, and immediately bowed and saluted, shouting:
"Disciple pays homage to teacher!"
Shi Ji was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't remember where he was, and he had seen this fairy in the real fairyland.
She nodded lightly and said: "Excuse me, and find a quiet room for me on the boat.
When the fat Taoist comes back, let him come to see me alone.
I felt familiar when I saw him before, and suddenly remembered that I and his teacher are also old friends. "
Cai Yao quickly looked at Bu Zhongyao who was beside him, the latter finally came back to his senses, bowed to Shi Ji, turned sideways to invite him, and kept saying hello.
After a while, Empress Shiji chose a quiet cubicle, raised her hand to arrange layers of barriers, and sat quietly in front of the wooden window, her immortal consciousness locked on the body of the "fat Taoist" who floated slowly.
Unconsciously, she frowned slightly on her forehead, and the words echoed in her heart, the few words she heard a while ago...
The moment she left this world, a celestial consciousness broke through the celestial power arranged around her body, broke through her magic weapon for protection, and penetrated into her heart as a sound transmission.
It was the fat Taoist's voice:
[Fairy Shiji, Pindao is a general of the Heavenly Court. Today, he is ordered by the water god of the Heavenly Court and a disciple of the Saint of the Human Sect to secretly investigate whether a family of immortal alliances and immortal forces have betrayed the Immortal Alliance and turned to the Western religion.
The result has been reached today, and I am short of a way to get out. I happened to pass by here and wanted to ask the fairy for help.
When Pindao gets out of trouble smoothly, Ding Bingming, Lord Water God, will reward the fairy with great gifts!
This matter is of great importance and must not be made public. I also ask the fairy to go to Yunzhou where the young sect master of this faction is, and ask for a private room based on the fairy's identity. I will rush to meet the fairy immediately.
Meet and discuss in detail, knowing the truth and falsehood.]
Then, Shi Ji believed it.
This made Taoist Duobao feel that there is no challenge, and he plans to change to "I, the water god of heaven, go to the private room to wait" next time.
Unevenness will really have unexpected effects.
As soon as Taoist Duobao got on the cloud boat, Bu Zhongyao and Cai Yao greeted him, saying that Empress Shiji was waiting for him.
At this time, the disguised Senior Brother Jiejiao showed a sense of surprise, but also just rightly showed three points of joy and two points of nervousness, which was considered flawless.
"Why is Empress Shiji waiting for the poor?"
"It seems to be related to the master of Fellow Daoist," Bu Zhongyao urged, "Friend Daoist, go in quickly, don't keep Empress Shiji waiting for a long time.
This is a real master of interception and education, and must not be offended. "
"Young sect master, don't worry," Taoist Duobao cupped his hands seriously, Li Changshou's laughter sounded from the bottom of his heart, and he hurried to the place where Empress Shiji was.
What happened afterwards went quite smoothly.
With the help of Li Changshou in the dark, Taoist Duobao performed "Undercover in the Heavenly Court" flawlessly.
After a while in the cabin, Empress Shiji took the fat Taoist away from Yunzhou, using an excuse to visit the fat Taoist's master.
Before leaving, Daoist Duobao took Bu Zhongyao by the arm and told him repeatedly that he would come to find him later, so that he should not forget what he had discussed before.
This made Bu Zhongyao happy for a while, and he was handsome on the surface, secretly gnashing his back molars, and he just took a generous gift from the already insufficient accumulation, and brought it to the master of Daoist Duobao.
Although Daoist Duobao disliked it, he still took it with 'grateful'.
Talk about the big brother's acting skills!
Wait for Shiji to leave with Duobao and escape into this world;
Bu Zhongyao and Cai Yao who were standing at the bow looked at each other, the former showed a calm smile, while the latter frowned slightly.
"Husband," Cai Yao said, "If he doesn't come back, wouldn't our so many spirit stones be wasted."
"Short-sighted!"
Bu Zhongyao smiled calmly, looked at the direction Shiji was leaving, and said calmly: "Today, there are only a few spirit stones, and in the future we may have more help!
Even, it is not impossible for this person to bring his master along with him.
Ha ha ha ha! "
Cai Yao frowned slightly when she heard the words, she couldn't help thinking of her cousin's senior brother, and felt a little calmer for no reason.
With such a relationship, and with the appearance of an expert like Empress Jiejiao Shiji, it is impossible for the other party to be a cheater.
…
Let's talk about Shiji flying with Taoist Duobao all the way, gradually flying tens of thousands of miles away, which is beyond the limit of the distance that ordinary golden immortals can detect.
In the void, Shi Ji turned around and asked softly, "Fellow Daoist, how about I send you here?"
Duobao was silent.
Shiji asked again: "If this place is not good, Taoist friends can tell you a boundary, I have nothing to do, I can send you there."
"Is there anything wrong?"
Daoist Duobao showed a dignified face, and said coldly: "So you go to help people open the altar and preach?"
Shi Jixiu frowned slightly, at this moment he finally realized that something was wrong with the 'fat' Taoist in front of him, he immediately became fully alert, took out a sword in his hand, and retreated several tens of feet.
"There's no need to struggle."
Daoist Duobao opened his left hand, five fingers flickered with colored light, the void within a hundred miles was completely sealed, and an indescribable majesty slowly spread from Taoist Duobao.
Shi Ji's complexion changed drastically, and he was about to strike immediately, but the face of the fat Taoist in front of him suddenly changed, turning into an extremely familiar face that he had seen more than ten times before!
"Big brother..."
"Kneel down!"
Taoist Duobao shouted loudly, Shiji bent his slender legs, and knelt down in the void!
The sword in her hand was a little unsteady, and the concealing spell on her face and body instantly faded away, revealing a lovely and pitiful face.
Li Changshou, on the other hand, had no intention of admiring the beautiful scenery, and was just comparing secretly.
Daoist Duobao's version of "Kneel Down" is indeed a lot less powerful than Fairy Yunxiao's "Kneel Down".
Not very professional.