This monkey head is really clever.
Li Changshou laughed dumbfounded.
Even before entering the door, the word "Master" is called, and there is always a kind of... a feeling of being called "Master" in the previous life.
Calm and dignified.
It's just that the mere Great Sage Equaling Heaven came to apprentice, and he was about to turn the sky upside down, but he just happened to teach.
Li Changshou sat still, and several disciples who were in charge of the Taoist inspection today moved forward.
These few disciples were also lively, two men and two women flew straight to the gate of the Taoist temple, the male disciples were dressed in formal Taoist robes, and the female disciples were dressed in light white fairy skirts, standing on the cornices on the left and right.
Monkey has been in the common world for many years, where has he seen such a battle
Especially seeing the understatement of the four immortals when they appeared, the monkey's heart was even more excited, and he bowed to the four disciples again and again.
It is still a literati etiquette learned from common customs.
A female disciple at the side smiled and said: "This fellow Taoist is quite polite, but for some reason, he called out the word "Master" and said that he came to worship the teacher. Could it be that there was an agreement with the teacher before?"
The stone monkey hurriedly said: "I have never seen it before, I have never seen it before, this is the first time we have found a treasure land, and we want to learn from our master for immortality."
Another male disciple said with a smile: "Fellow Taoists are able to come here because they are predestined to be with the master, but in the past few decades, many masters of the immortal family have wanted to visit, but they have not been able to come to this door.
Please wait a moment, fellow daoist, I will report to you later, if the teacher wants to accept you as a disciple, I will let you enter this sect. "
The stone monkey was overjoyed when he saw this, and understood the meaning of these words.
He became a predestined spirit!
These four disciples were not rude, they treated each other with courtesy throughout the whole process, and they never made fun of the stone monkey's appearance.
After all, different races have different aesthetics, and the stone monkey never felt that the faces of these two fairies were ugly.
A male disciple entered the Taoist temple and rushed to Li Changshou to report that it was a monkey clan creature with a thunderous face who came from outside the Taoist temple and said that he came here as an apprentice.
"A teacher?"
Li Changshou put up his airs on purpose, sat cross-legged on the soft couch, and said in a slow voice: "If you can go to the door and fix extraordinary things, I will ask the three questions at the entrance to see if this monkey is sincere."
"Yes, disciple understands."
The disciple said in a steady voice, turned around and hurried back to the Taoist temple gate.
This coming and going attracted the disciples of the temple to run over to watch, standing on the walls left and right, people and demons mixed together, each wearing elegant Taoist robes, surrounded by clean air.
Seeing this, the stone monkey turned somersaults with joy.
How could he not know that there are humans, monsters and ghosts in this world, and he [should] belong to the demon genus, and there are many immortals with mana, who will shout to kill demons and eliminate demons.
Seeing this place, with so many demon disciples, he couldn't help but be overjoyed.
Many disciples were amused by him and whispered to each other, asking where the monkey came from.
squeak—
The gate was half open, and the male disciple stepped out and bowed to the stone monkey.
The stone monkey hurriedly asked, "Has Master accepted me? Has he accepted me?"
"Fellow Daoist, the teacher has something to say, since you have come here, you also have the heart to be a teacher, so I will ask you three times at the beginning to see if you are sincere."
The male disciple said softly:
"Think carefully. If you are in doubt, you can think it over before speaking. But if you talk nonsense, the teacher will definitely punish you for disrespect."
"Easy to say, easy to say!"
"First question, where are you from, where is your family, and how are your parents?"
The stone monkey made a bow with both hands, and quickly answered:
"I came from Dongsheng Shenzhou, which is called Aolai Country, and there are not many people around.
I also have no father or mother, and my parents, relatives, brothers and sisters are all over the mountains and plains. "
"nonsense!"
The male disciple frowned and said, "Can a living being emerge from a rock? Could it be that you are still born with innate power, a spirit of heaven and earth?"
At this moment, a ray of voice penetrated into the male disciple's ears, but it was their master 'Bodhi Patriarch' who reminded him:
"Next question."
The male disciple was also considered clever, and immediately understood something, and his attitude towards the monkey was a little gentler.
"You have passed this question, and you have not been dishonest, let's listen to the second question.
What is your apprenticeship? Have you heard the name of my teacher before? "
The monkey smiled and said: "The purpose of apprenticeship is to become immortal and live freely! Before, hehehe, I had never heard of Master's name before, but I came here by accident when I was looking for immortals."
"oh?"
The male disciple smiled and said, "There is a third question, which is also the most critical one.
If you encounter a bottleneck in your practice and there is no hope of breaking through in this life, do you choose to sit in the mountains and continue to practice, or choose to go to the world of mortals and do some good deeds. "
This question really stumped the monkey.
He scratched his head, looked up at the door plaque here, and felt the ethereal Taoist rhyme here.
The monkey said with a smile: "I will live forever, I will live forever."
"This is to ask you, if you can't cultivate to live forever, how should you choose."
"Good and evil are none of my business. If I do good, others may think it is evil. It's better to go back and be happy."
"You answer..."
The male disciple frowned and pondered a few times, and sure enough, the second sentence came:
"Let him in, change his clothes, and accept disciples in the temple at noon."
"You have passed these three questions." The male disciple turned around and made a gesture of invitation, "Let's get started, the teacher promises to take you as an apprentice, first follow me to take a shower and change clothes."
The monkey knelt down and kowtowed to the courtyard: "Thank you, Master! My disciples thank you, Master!"
This cleverness can be described as 'fine'.
The gate of the Taoist temple was wide open, and all the disciples jumped down from the left and right courtyard walls, lined up in two rows in the courtyard, stopped discussing for a while, and each released their own breath.
The monkey jumped into the gate, not caring about the sense of ceremony, and kept bowing to the two places, jumping up and down in the courtyard, causing several female disciples to cover their mouths and smile coquettishly.
The whole Taoist temple suddenly became lively.
In the backyard, Li Changshou sat there quietly, thinking about something in his heart.
At this time, Tiandao was watching, but he could no longer be distracted from talking about love, and could only focus on calculating Tiandao.
How to add some variables to the monkey who has been locked by fate under the eyes of Tiandao
The difficulty of this operation is really not small.
Two hours later.
dang dang dang—
The sound of wooden fish pierces my ears, and the sound of chanting sutras is disturbing.
In the main hall of the Taoist temple embedded in the mountain wall, all the disciples sat upright and recited scriptures together.
Li Changshou was sitting in front of the word 'Heaven and Earth', holding a fly whisk in his left hand and a string of beads in his right. He was wearing a Taoist hoop with crane hair as his hair ornament, but he was wearing a Taoist robe of patchwork.
True, Taoist and Buddhist double cultivation.
At the door of the hall, there was a fluffy hand grasping the door frame, followed by a fluffy head.
The stone monkey didn't seem to be nervous at the moment. Instead, he was playing with the congregation, looking at the 'Bodhi Patriarch' at the door, as if he wanted to test whether he was an immortal or not.
Li Changshou remained silent. After being pushed, the stone monkey immediately jumped into the hall and bowed down to Li Changshou.
"Disciples pay respects to master, disciples pay respects to master!"
Only then did Li Changshou open his eyes, his expression was neither happy nor angry, and he said slowly: "You want to worship me as a teacher?"
"Yes, yes, disciple apprenticeship, disciple apprenticeship!"
Li Changshou asked: "Do you have a name?"
The stone monkey hurriedly said: "The disciple has no surname or name, please give the teacher a name."
Li Changshou nodded, and then said: "You have a thunderous face and a natural Dao body. You have no karma around your body, and your mouth is clean. Although you are born in a hozen, you have already been educated. When you are a Hu or It's Sun.
In this way, I will give you a grandson surname. "
"Good grandson, good grandson!"
The monkey head yelled again and again, "Please give me another name, Master!"
Li Changshou chuckled softly in his heart.
May you realize the Dao with no regrets, and respect yourself in spite of everything.
This cannot be said in this way, Li Changshou just said: "A poor Taoist cultivator has a way to understand emptiness. If you comprehend the principle of emptiness, let me call you Wukong, how about it?"
The stone monkey savored carefully: "Wukong, Wukong... Sun Wukong! Do we have a name too?"
Li Changshou nodded with a smile, and shook his fly whisk. A male disciple stepped forward to remind the stone monkey to take a seat in the corner, which counted as the apprentice ceremony.
The monkey knew the rules quite well, knelt down and kowtowed for a while.
Li Changshou didn't feel much. After all, this Taoist temple and the disciples here created an environment for the growth of monkeys, and he was only responsible for giving monkeys skills.
For the rest, let Tiandao take care of himself.
After Sun Wukong entered his seat, Li Changshou signaled his disciples to stop chanting and began to explain the scriptures.
Where can Monkey King calm down at this moment
Although I knew all the words that came out of the master's mouth, when these words were put together, why did I feel dizzy, which was even more confusing than those old gentlemen's dialect scriptures.
But Sun Wukong knew the rules, and he didn't dare to disturb other fellow practitioners. He just stared with big eyes, looked left and right, and fell asleep after a while, his head was like a chicken pecking rice, and his body was like a reed. of reed stalks.
Soon, there was the sound of 'whoo-snore-'.
Wukong brought down the whole classroom atmosphere by himself.
Li Changshou almost burst into laughter from the bottom of his heart, but on the surface he was serious, explaining the scriptures unmoved.
All the disciples are also quite happy, but they have to look tense and feel a little uncomfortable.
At sunset, Li Changshou's figure dissipated with the wind, and all the disciples breathed a sigh of relief, and gathered around the sleeping monkey.
"Junior Brother Wukong? Junior Brother Wukong?"
Several male disciples looked at each other, showed a bit of a smirk, and pointed at the monkey, making him fall into a deeper sleep.
half a day later...
"Um?"
The monkey opened his eyes in a daze, only to find that he was hung on a big tree, and the ropes tied to his body still had a little magic power left.
He couldn't help being quite embarrassed when he thought of his own class before, and when he turned his head and saw that it was in the backyard of the Taoist temple, he was somewhat relieved.
How did you fall asleep
How did he fall asleep
It's the first time I practice Taoism, it's normal for me to be unable to keep up with the class, as if listening to heavenly scriptures, how can this be...
Buzz~buzz~
The monkey shivered subconsciously, looked up slightly, and couldn't help swallowing.
The rope that bound him was looped around the trunk, and there was a honeycomb no more than three inches away from the rope.
Master's way of punishing people, how can he use the same way as himself to tease the little monkey
Sun Wukong looked left and right, he saw no one around, his body swayed like a fish, slipped out of the rope bondage, and disappeared without a trace.
That's it
Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders and went back to the residence he had known before, but he was secretly worried about how he could keep up with the progress of the teacher's lecture.
…
"Oh, it's so boring to be a marshal or something."
Tianting, beside the Tianhe River.
A newly promoted Grand Admiral of the Tianhe Navy, wearing a light gold battle armor, was lying on the grassy embankment of the Tianhe River, with a dead grass in his mouth, complaining pretendingly.
Ao Yi, who was playing with the jade talisman in his hand, couldn't help saying: "It's quite boring."
Bian Zhuang squirmed and leaned over, "What's wrong? Brother, why did you get promoted?"
"That's the commander-in-chief of the Heavenly Soldiers of the Three Thousand Worlds," Ao Yi slowly shook his head, "It's not a high-ranking official, but I'm here to take over from Brother Jinpeng."
"Jinpeng..."
Bian Zhuang murmured, and then suddenly realized: "So that's what happened."
"What?" Ao Yi asked with a frown.
"A few days ago, Jin Pengniao got drunk and said some things that shouldn't be said in public," Bian Zhuang sighed, "This general has great abilities and supernatural powers, and he can surely rank among the top ten generals in the Heavenly Court.
But it's just too crazy. "
Ao Yi said: "General Jinpeng is not arrogant, it's just that he is a bit uneasy."
Bian Zhuang said: "Why is it difficult to calm down? Isn't the Heavenly Court treating him well enough?"
Ao Yi hesitated to speak, his eyes thoughtful, and he shook his head uncertainly.
Bian Zhuang asked again: "It's strange to say that you belong to the dragon clan, and he belongs to the Phoenix clan. The dragon and the phoenix are mortal enemies, and you still call them elder brothers and younger brothers."
"I always feel that General Jinpeng is quite close," Ao Yi said slowly, "The catastrophe of the dragon and the phoenix is an old thing, and it has been so long, so there is no hatred.
I asked my father before... that's all. "
Ao Yi sighed softly, closed his eyes, but the scene of kneeling in front of his father a few days ago emerged in his heart.
"Father, my son always feels that there is something missing in Dao's heart, my son always feels that the heavenly court is very awkward now.
Father, did something happen before...'
'Shut up and back off. '
This is the result again.
Ao Yi looked at the jade talisman in his palm, and couldn't help feeling a little lost.
Bian Zhuang smiled and lay there with his arms under his pillow, but he was indescribably comfortable, and murmured: "It would be great if I could see Fairy Heng'e again."
Ao Yi smiled, but didn't say much.
at the same time;
Meishan, the residence of Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian.
Nezha, who has cultivated into a youthful appearance, is peeling oranges, watching the live broadcast of the bronze mirror in front of him with great interest.
In the bronze mirror is the situation of several fairies dancing in line. This is a dance for celebrations and can be taken out for dancing;
If it's for His Majesty the Jade Emperor, or for the Peach Banquet, you can't rehearse in public.
Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief, and carefully cleaned the three-pointed and two-edged gun.
Nezha suddenly said: "Senior brother, I may have a problem with evil spirit recently."
Yang Jian's hands trembled, and the three-pointed and two-edged gun almost bloodshot his eighty-nine profound body.
"What kind of symptoms? This is not a trivial matter."
"Well," Nezha was a little uncertain, looking away from the bronze mirror and looking at the roof, "a faint figure will always appear in my heart, and a few words will ring in my ears from time to time.
It felt as if the Demon Ancestor was calling. "
Yang Jian seemed to be facing a formidable enemy, and said seriously: "Lie down, I will take a look with the eyes of the sky."
"Don't look around," Nezha said a little embarrassed, "I'm not a brat now."
Yang Jian sneered, took out a scroll from his sleeve and placed it beside him.
His marriage contract with a certain princess of the Dragon Palace, that princess just broke her shell the year before last and was sent to Yaochi to be educated, and got married a hundred years later.
The marriage contract was bestowed by the Jade Emperor, with the intention of allowing Yang Jian to represent the Dragon Clan and restrain the Dragon Clan.
Yang Jian didn't refuse after careful consideration. He also had the time to start a family. The other party only needs to be virtuous and virtuous. We won't look down on them just because he is a human race with good roots and the other party is a dragon race.
At that moment, Yang Jian opened his eyes, aimed at Nezha's forehead, and saw Nezha's altar.
Just for a moment.
Yang Jian was taken aback for a moment, then his face turned pale, and his breathing was a little short.
Nezha wondered, "Why..."
Yang Jian's hands were quick, and he suddenly pressed Nezha's mouth forward, and said immediately: "Don't open your mouth, this evil spirit has already formed, let's go to Master and Uncle first."
Nezha didn't know why, but Yang Jian was like facing an enemy, raised his spear, summoned Erha Xiaotiangou, and fled towards Qianyuan Mountain with Nezha.
He saw that phantom floating in Nezha's mind, and suddenly thought of something his master had said to him.
Heavenly taboo;
rebels;
The forbidden creature who once held up the entire heaven with one hand, but was expelled by Taoist ancestors, is the real Taibaijinxing.
'Uncle Chang'an'!