A certain year and a certain day
The owner of the Sifangmen Qingshou was a little annoyed, and carrying a pot of wine, he went to his old friend Jinchi to drink a little wine and complain.
On the occasion of the spring breeze, everything recovers, and it is also a good time for spring.
In Jinchi, there are men and women, no matter how a person looks like a dog, he is also a demon in his bones.
It's normal for this demon to drank alcohol in the spring and accidentally make trouble in spring.
When Lin Suci and Yan Bai knew it, the Sifang Gate had already been under the access control, and within the Sifang Gate, the Golden Pond and the animals were not allowed to enter.
As the little apprentice of the Sifangmen, Lin Suci dumbfoundedly led the mission of guarding the gate. Sitting in the arms of Yan Baishen in the spring night, Yan Baishen sat on the fence post, holding a golden pool stick given by Qingshou in his hand.
Not far away, Wu Wu arrogantly carried a scimitar and poured the wine, surrounded by a group of demon clan girls.
Lin Suci took a look at Yan Boshen's shoulder. The second brother of his family was a little bolder in his smile.
"... I can only sleep one person on my bed, and I can't hold one more."
"Then it is feasible for me to sleep on you?"
"Can't you sleep under you? Let me accompany you."
The little girls of the Yaozu have passed their age, and when it's time to pass in spring, they all stare at the emptiness. The charming little girls enthusiastically recommend themselves, wanting to have a spring breeze with the emptiness.
"That won't work." Wuwu shook his head, "There is already someone on my bed, and that person’s *shielded keyword* skills are superb. It’s okay for you to drink and drink. If you dare to sleep in my bed, your parents may be there soon. You are dug in the graveyard."
The little girls felt a chill in their backs and looked at each other.
Sleeping a handsome man will have to lose his life after sleeping. This business is not worthwhile!
The little girl looked disappointed, and stopped drinking with Nothingness, and went around to squat against Xiaolan.
Lin Suci sounded interesting, and pounded Yan Baishen.
"When did the second brother have someone on the bed?"
The second brother of his family is bloody | brutal | forceful and ruthless. He has always come and walk alone. Except for the Sifang Gate, there seems to be no place to hold him in check.
Yan Bai deeply "touched" Lin Suci's head, and said casually, "It's better to care about your own bed if you care about what others do in bed."
Lin Suci thoughtfully.
That night, when Zhong Limuiming and Huilian came to change shifts, Lin Suci transformed into a palm-sized "milk" cat, wrapped in an invisibility cover, and followed behind the vain butt, blinking and smiling. Entered the illusory cave.
An hour later, the little "milk" cat stumbled on all fours and crawled out of it, and the cat's face was shocked.
Yan Baishen, who was guarding under the locust tree not far away, came over, picked up the kitten, poked his sluggish face, and said with a smile: "Why, scared?"
Lin Suci: "... Did you know it a long time ago?"
Yan Bai blinked deeply: "How do I know what's going on in other people's bed."
The little "milk" cat hung weakly in Yan Baishen's arms.
"I underestimated the second brother."
Lin Suci didn't say anything when he came out of the illusory cave house. He didn't say a word, as if he had received a huge shock.
After a long, long time, Lin Suci has always felt that if one of his masters is the best, then that person must be the second brother.
A certain year and a certain day
Likuo's birthday has arrived.
Lin Suci kindly prepared a lot of gifts. Among them was a bottle of "Mao" growth pill, which he worked so hard to make with Qingshou. It is worth a thousand dollars, and a "medicine" is hard to find.
Likui's face was not good when he received the gift. He picked up a knife and chased Lin Suci for dozens of miles. The brothers rushed to the wall, relying on Qilan to arrive, and then managed to separate the two cousins.
Lin Suci hid behind Yan Baishen, still aggrieved.
"My "medicine", you can't buy it outside with money! It's specially used for you to use "hairy" legs, how come my cousin is so ignorant of people's hearts!"
Yan Bai covered Lin Suci's mouth without a trace.
Good day, let's go on, I'm afraid my little cat will be hunted down by a thousand miles again.
Li Mo grinds his teeth.
"Don't bother you."
He almost wanted to ask, why is there no "hair" on his legs!
Think about it, as the Demon Sovereign, he must have his own identity, and he can't discuss the "hair" of his legs in the public. This is not appropriate.
But who knows, the little demon cubs who came together to hug Li's birthday, there is a little tiger. Hearing Lin Suci's words thoughtfully, he untied the cloth belt from his back and carried a little in one hand. Tiger, start plucking "hair".
The little tiger's eyes rounded due to pain, "milk" in "milk": "Meow???"
Little Tiger said righteously: "Your Majesty the Demon King is good-faced and refuses to accept the "medicine" from Brother Xiaoci. Let's help them solve the problem. You think you have just grown a coat of "hair"? Your Majesty, it will take longer to wait anyway."
As soon as the little tiger heard it, he closed his eyes and stretched out his hind legs resolutely.
The little tiger drew happily.
Not long after, there was a roar, roaring the whole mountain.
"Asshole you bullied your brother again! Look at what you did! You pulled your brother's hind legs! You got bald!!!"
The little tiger ran away when he saw that the situation was bad, and turned back to his original shape.
There was a flower in front of Lin Suci's eyes, and a "milk" tiger was stuffed in his arms.
The "milk" tiger, not much older than the cat cub, raised his bare hind legs and tilted his head: "Meow!"
Lin Suci corrected: "Yeah! Not meow! You are a tiger!"
"Milk" Tiger: "Meow, oooooooooo!"
Lin Suci: "Ooooooooo!"
How does a "milk" cat call "Milk" tiger learn how to call a tiger, and "Milk" tiger only learns how to call a cat.
Yan Bai was deep on one side, listening to meow ooh and ooooh, she couldn't help laughing.
When the little tiger was pulled back, his head was downcast, and he was obviously beaten. He held Lin Suci's thigh and said angrily: "I want to run away from home!"
Lin Suci stuffed his brother who lacked "Mao" back to him, soothing: "Before you leave home, return your brother to your mother."
As soon as the little tiger's eyes turned, the two cloth strips carried the "milk" tiger on his back, probed his head and patrolled, Sa Yazi, and slipped away again.
"Meow?"
Only the dazed cry of the little "milk" tiger was left.
I heard that many demon cubs were lost at the birthday banquet of Demon Emperor Lixuan.
These big monsters guarded Liying every day, letting him find his children back.
Likua has a headache.
A good demon emperor turned into a steward looking for lost children. He was so angry that he picked up his son and didn't want to do it. He grabbed his cousin and forcibly pushed Lin Suci up, letting him take office as the so-called deputy demon emperor.
Lin Suci was at a loss: "Meow?"