My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute
我家铲屎官萌萌哒
Author: 泥胖胖
Latest: Chapter 131
Status: Completed
Views:
Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Supernatural, Comedy
Tags: buddhism caring protagonist chuunibyou clever protagonist clingy lover
[The 17-year-old genius hacker died in his house naked, the truth turned out to be…]
Xiao Luo became famous when he was young and his life went smoothly. Until after taking a bath, he slipped, fell to his death and got attached to a little orange cat that just turned full moon.
He was then brought back by Ling Su, a talented person in the financial department of W University, and started the leisurely days of eating, sleeping and training the shoveling officer..(?)
However-
Master said: Xiao Luo, your “death” is the malicious revenge of the monster. Follow your sh*t shovel officer and protect him. He is your most important person.
Since then, Xiao Luo’s three views have been constantly refreshed, and he has begun a sweet journey of relying on the system to collect points and transform into monsters to protect his beloved man!
A: Ling Su, the Department of Art has spent the evening with you to watch a movie…
Ling Su: Xiaopang is waiting for me in the dormitory.
Some B: Ling Su, we’re all going to dinner together…
Ling Su: Xiaopang is waiting for me in the dormitory.
Certain C: Ling Su, don’t forget to take me to the master tonight!
Ling Su: I have to ask Xiaopang.
Xiao Luo: Don’t call me Xiaopang! Ling Su, your uncle, you don’t want to sleep in bed tonight!
Ling Su: Xiaopang, why are you wetting the bed again?
17岁天才黑客裸死家中，真相竟然是……
萧洛年少成名，一路顺风顺水，洗澡的时候不慎脚滑把自己摔死后，附身在了一只刚满月的小橘猫身上，被W大金融系才子兼系草凌肃买了回去，开始了吃饱、睡足、调.教铲屎官的悠闲日子？
然而——
师父说：小洛，你的“死”是妖怪的恶意报复，好好跟着你家铲屎官，保护好他，他是你最重要的人。
从此，萧洛的三观不断被刷新，开始了依靠系统刷积分变身打妖怪保护心爱的男人的甜蜜之旅！
某A：凌肃，艺术系的系花约你晚上一起看电影……
凌肃：小胖在宿舍等我。
某B：凌肃，晚上大家一起去聚餐……
凌肃：小胖在宿舍等我。
某C：凌肃，别忘了今晚带我上大师！
凌肃：我得去问问小胖。
萧洛：不要叫我小胖啊啊啊！凌肃你大爷，今晚别想睡床！
凌肃：小胖，你怎么又尿床了？
食用指南
1. 主受，1V1（萧洛是受），甜宠文，微灵异；
2. 现代架空背景，攻受各种牛逼哄哄，请不要问作者逻辑何在，内有私设，谢绝考据；
内容标签： 强强 情有独钟 系统 甜文
主角：萧洛（小胖）、凌肃 ┃ 配角：大王、凌轩、清风道长、可可、骆白白、五环、二哈等 ┃ 其它：萌物一箩筐