My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute
我家铲屎官萌萌哒

Author: 泥胖胖

Latest: Chapter 131

Status: Completed

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Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Supernatural, Comedy

Tags: buddhism  caring protagonist  chuunibyou  clever protagonist  clingy lover 

[The 17-year-old genius hacker died in his house naked, the truth turned out to be…]

Xiao Luo became famous when he was young and his life went smoothly. Until after taking a bath, he slipped, fell to his death and got attached to a little orange cat that just turned full moon.
He was then brought back by Ling Su, a talented person in the financial department of W University, and started the leisurely days of eating, sleeping and training the shoveling officer..(?)

However-

Master said: Xiao Luo, your “death” is the malicious revenge of the monster. Follow your sh*t shovel officer and protect him. He is your most important person.

Since then, Xiao Luo’s three views have been constantly refreshed, and he has begun a sweet journey of relying on the system to collect points and transform into monsters to protect his beloved man!

A: Ling Su, the Department of Art has spent the evening with you to watch a movie…

Ling Su: Xiaopang is waiting for me in the dormitory.

Some B: Ling Su, we’re all going to dinner together…

Ling Su: Xiaopang is waiting for me in the dormitory.

Certain C: Ling Su, don’t forget to take me to the master tonight!

Ling Su: I have to ask Xiaopang.

Xiao Luo: Don’t call me Xiaopang! Ling Su, your uncle, you don’t want to sleep in bed tonight!

Ling Su: Xiaopang, why are you wetting the bed again?

17岁天才黑客裸死家中,真相竟然是……
萧洛年少成名,一路顺风顺水,洗澡的时候不慎脚滑把自己摔死后,附身在了一只刚满月的小橘猫身上,被W大金融系才子兼系草凌肃买了回去,开始了吃饱、睡足、调.教铲屎官的悠闲日子?
然而——
师父说:小洛,你的“死”是妖怪的恶意报复,好好跟着你家铲屎官,保护好他,他是你最重要的人。
从此,萧洛的三观不断被刷新,开始了依靠系统刷积分变身打妖怪保护心爱的男人的甜蜜之旅!

某A:凌肃,艺术系的系花约你晚上一起看电影……
凌肃:小胖在宿舍等我。

某B:凌肃,晚上大家一起去聚餐……
凌肃:小胖在宿舍等我。

某C:凌肃,别忘了今晚带我上大师!
凌肃:我得去问问小胖。

萧洛:不要叫我小胖啊啊啊!凌肃你大爷,今晚别想睡床!
凌肃:小胖,你怎么又尿床了?

食用指南
1. 主受,1V1(萧洛是受),甜宠文,微灵异;
2. 现代架空背景,攻受各种牛逼哄哄,请不要问作者逻辑何在,内有私设,谢绝考据;

内容标签: 强强 情有独钟 系统 甜文
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