My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 1: First encounter

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City Z, 25#204 in the high-end residential area of Yujingyuan

On the large display screen, the main traffic route map of Z city, the traffic monitoring screen, and the source code editing and running interface are displayed side by side. The young man tapped the keyboard with his fair and slender fingers, and stared at the screen with his black and white almond eyes, and finally—

Xiao: The target has been locked.

AX: Good work, Master Xiao!

Xiao: ^_^ I withdraw first.

AX: Wait a minute, Master Xiao!

Xiao:

AX: This case can be solved smoothly. Thanks to your help, we have cooperated many times, and we have a tacit understanding. After some careful consideration in the organization, we decided to hire you as the commissioner of the Cyber Department of the Special Affairs Office of the National Security Agency. , what do you think

Xiao: Sorry, the time is not very convenient.

Xiao Luo didn't even think about it, and refused directly, not pretending to be mysterious, two days later, he had to go to W University to report and start his new university life.

As early as when he first started assisting AX in tracking down criminals, Xiao Luo had already checked the details of the other party. In line with the tenet of prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, and integrity, coupled with Master's entrustment, he volunteered to help every time. It can be regarded as exercising yourself, but if you are bound to each other for a long time, it is another matter.

For the projects in charge of the Special Affairs Division of the National Security Bureau, the relevant suspects usually have special identities, with treacherous abilities, erratic whereabouts, and arbitrary criminal motives. Two years ago, AX was instructed to contact Xiao, who is No. 2 on the global hacker rankings. The legendary Master Xiao of the blood of country C. After contacting him many times, AX found that Xiao was humble, and occasionally... childish

It is obviously a matter of course for such a person to be unwilling to be bound by the rules of the terms and conditions.

Although AX has some regrets, it is not good to force the other party.

AX: Looking forward to the next cooperation.

Xiao: If possible, I look forward to world peace ^_^

AX smiled. Before he could say anything, the connection was interrupted. It seemed that this Master Xiao was really in a hurry.

The so-called emergency? Xiao Luo stood up, stretched, yawned, and walked towards the bathroom in a daze, taking off his clothes as he walked, revealing a thin and smooth body, with inconspicuous abdominal muscles, and his fair skin. Smooth, because the relationship is still in the developmental period, the height has just exceeded 172cm.

After stripping himself completely, Xiao Luo lay down in the bathtub with peace of mind. Thinking of the new student reporting in two days later, he was still a little excited. He became famous at a young age and had a smooth journey. Originally, according to the arrangement of his parents, after finishing his high school career, he should go to study in country M. Fortunately, there was a master who dealt with it, allowing him to take the college entrance examination smoothly, and got his wish to get the computer science department of W University. 's admission notice.

"Ding bell bell~" Xiao Luo's mobile phone ringtone defaulted to the old-fashioned phone ringtone, and the sound continued and became more and more high-pitched.

The man who was lying in the bathtub with his eyes closed stood up sleepily, and after his left foot landed, there was a bang, and tragedy struck.

Xiao Luo didn't think that he would fall down with a fall, knock the back of his head into the bathtub, and then just... die

When he opened his eyes again, he had to admit that he might really be dead.

Z City, LOLO Pet Pavilion, is said to only accept people who are destined to be rich. Rich is not necessarily a mysterious pet shop of the uncle. All pets in this store generally have a high IQ and are absolutely priceless.

[Hey, little cat, come and play with me!]

play your uncle.

Close your eyes, open your eyes, close your eyes, open your eyes... If you are caught in the evil, it is still this cat's paw, ah ah ah! God forbid me!

Xiao Luo listlessly glanced at Erha who was in front of him, turned his head to look elsewhere: This is a pet shop with a small layout, a warm layout, and an overall pink girlish style. The owner of the shop is a little loli with petals. The pets in the store are basically small and plush, such as the husky cubs who are selling stupidly in front of him, the pudding hamsters that are rushing to eat in front of him, and... the little orange who is just full moon is possessed by him. The cat is said to be a golden gradation shorthair.

Er Ha didn't give up, hugged the little cat's head, and kept licking: [Xiao Miao, why are you ignoring me, we are not good brothers!]

How do cats and dogs become brothers? Xiao Luo was powerless to complain, and pushed the fluffy head away with his paws. Three hours and fifteen minutes have passed since he regained consciousness. During this period, the pet shop has not had a single customer.

The business was sluggish, and the shop owner was not worried at all. Instead, he sat leisurely in front of the computer and played games. Xiao Luo glanced at a distance and found that the cat's eyesight was much better than he expected, and even the skill bar on the screen See clearly.

[Little Meow~ Let's play hide and seek, shall we?] After Erha was pushed away, he rushed over again with a shameless face.

Xiao Luo yawned, he really couldn't understand why this husky cub was so full of energy, but—

As a mature person, how could he play hide and seek with Erha.

[Go away, or I will disfigure you.]

[Xiao Miao, you finally took care of others, ooh ooh~ ooh! Woohoo...]Erha, who was scratched by two claws, finally learned to be good, and ran to the back of the cat climbing frame, showing half of his face and carefully looking at it, collapsed to the ground, belly up, a pair of unlovable little oranges cat.

Finally my ears were quiet.

Xiao Luo sighed and looked up at the sky, always feeling that something was wrong.

He didn't steal or rob, and he didn't enjoy his good life enough. How could he suddenly be so unlucky that he fell to his death

He also turned into a kitten who just turned a full moon, waiting for a human who doesn't know whether it is male or female to buy him back? But looking at the operation of this pet store, maybe he will stay here forever and be harassed all day long.

"Welcome." A mechanized female voice rang along with the wind chime as the glass door moved.

Xiao Luo turned her head to look at the door. The shop owner, Little Loli, was still playing games. She was a group of twenty-five people. Seeing her appearance, she didn't seem to want to stand up and greet the guests.

[Little cat, she is a beautiful young lady!]Erha, who didn't remember to play, ran over again, excitedly twisting his butt and flicking his tail, and greeted the guest with a flattering expression.

The person who came was a girl in her early twenties, tall and tall, with delicate features, and was wearing a school uniform of W University.

Xiao Luo suddenly regained his energy, stood up quickly, and walked forward.

Compared with Erha, who was twisting with great energy, the little orange cat looked quiet and shy.

[Little Meow, follow me, pinch your butt and flick your tail. It is said that human beings like lively little babies!]

[… ] Xiao Luo took two steps away in disgust, so as not to be infected by this Erha.

Facts have proved: Erha was right.

When the young lady picked up Erha and walked towards the counter, Xiao Luo's mood was extremely complicated: Why would such a handsome cat lose to Erha? He really wants to go to W University to see...

[Little Meow, I'm leaving first, remember to keep in touch with Qiuqiu in the future!]Erha slammed on the shoulders of the young lady and waved to the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo looked at it blankly, seriously suspecting that he was hallucinating: Will Qiuqiu often contact me in the future

Is Erha deity also a person? Not like.

"Welcome." Another guest came.

Xiao Luo looked expectantly, it was a young man with a white shirt and jeans, not wearing the W University uniform, and he immediately lost interest.

"I need a cat with a well-behaved personality." The voice was low and magnetic, and the words were eloquent and quite recognizable.

The little orange cat was lying on his stomach originally, but he couldn't help straightening up, his ears were shaking, and he just thought: This sound is quite nice.

"There's only one British shorthair left in the store, but most orange cats are more lively and coquettish. You can go and have a look first." The store owner, Little Loli, didn't turn her head, and continued to stare at her computer screen, "In the You are right in front of you, walk seven meters forward."

A willful shopkeeper. Xiao Luo silently commented, and for the sake of the guest's pleasant voice, he barely gave the other three points of attention. He couldn't help but be stunned for a moment: his voice is nice, his face is also good-looking, and the idol drama male No. 2 is properly set up. of.

Ling Su is 185cm tall, and belongs to the taller group among boys. He has wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs. He also has a face with a perfect score of 10 and a score of 9 to be afraid of his pride. He has been recognized as a grass-fed by the W University Finance Department. Three years later, he has entered the senior year, and he is as stable as a mountain on the throne of the grass-fed.

"what?"

The little orange cat squatted quietly, looking very well-behaved, a fluffy ball, looking at him with round eyes, and meowing softly.

Ling Su's heart suddenly turned into a puddle of water.

"It's not that the orange cat likes to act coquettishly, but it's so quiet, so it's just a scheming cat." Mingming was very satisfied, and he even pretended to be disgusted and thorny on his face.

When Xiao Luo heard this, he angrily complained: What kind of idol drama is the second male character, this is obviously a snake spirit disease who is good at brain supplementation.

"Boss, this cat, I want it."

"Redeem the card to me." The owner, Little Loli, finally finished the dungeon and turned around with a smile, "This little orange cat is just full moon, we have special milk powder and milk cakes here, natural kitten cat food, cat litter, cats Litter, cat climbing frame, feeding manual guide, etc., if all packaged, as long as 1998, do you need a set?"

As long as 1998, this is pig slaughtering! Xiao Luo clearly remembered that when Er Ha was taken away by that young lady, the dog food gift package was only 198!

"Okay, let's have a set." Ling Su swiped his card without any hesitation.

Xiao Luo watched silently and came to a conclusion: My shit shoveling officer is stupid, can someone be smarter

"Little Fatty, let's go, I'll take you home." The silly shit shovel officer came back with a small cat cage in his hand.

Xiao Luo stepped back in incomparable resistance: What the hell is fat, which eye did you see that I was fat

Ling Su smiled and grinned. The smile was as bright as the sun in March, which made people couldn't help but stare blankly, and then—

With his eyes and hands, he quickly played with the little orange cat and entered the cat cage.

When Xiao Wan reacted, he was already carried by Ling Su and put on the passenger seat: Audi A8, a rich shit shovel officer, no wonder he had to care about playing a 1998 cheat package.

The author has something to say: The so-called love at first sight

Ling Su: scheming cat

Xiao Luo: Silly rich man

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