My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 10: car accident

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Can only interact with Ling Su to increase the charm value

Xiao Luo said that he really didn't know.

How can something so unreasonable happen! This is clearly forcing him to commit a crime.

Suddenly receiving such exciting news, Xiao Luo was indigestion for a while, and when Ling Su brought the prepared breakfast to him, he was still a little unhappy.

After seventeen years of being a good citizen with unparalleled integrity, one day, in order to survive, you will actually be a traitor

No, what Erha said is not necessarily correct. With this fluke mentality, Xiao Luo turned his attention to the king's harem group.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Knock on the door.jpg, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, how did your charms increase

Macaw-Coco: cry out loud.jpg, share data [popularity value +9999999, charm value +0, love value +0]

My Neighbor Totoro-Three Grey: Cry Out Loud.jpg, share data [Popularity value +666666, Charm value +0, Love value +0]

Pudding Hamster - Five Rings: Laughing.jpg, share data [Popularity value +2222222, Charm value +0, Love value +0]

White Parrot-Hero: Little orange cat, don't look at the three upstairs, the popularity value is rising too fast, the charm value is not enough, they are all negative teaching materials, look at me! Sharing data [Popularity value +58888, Charisma value +28888, Love value +0] Basically, as long as you control the impulse to buy, the charm value is still enough. Remember to interact more with your host, alright.jpg

In the mall of the ball system, there are limited time purchases every day, and the most attractive snacks, consumables, etc. are launched for various types of pets.

The love value of these guys is actually all big duck eggs.

After Xiao Luo gave a shocked expression of thanks, he fixed his eyes on the three head portraits in front of him, um, that's right, this is his #counting all the cute things that have become more and more enchanting recently, and that one The "Internet celebrity" seen in the live guinea pig # post!

In this way, even if he successfully earns popularity points through the live broadcast channel in the future, his charm points can only be slowly honed! Unless he, like Erha, is a lewd maniac!

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, while you are still young, hurry up and act like a spoiled child with your shit shovel officer. When you get fat into a ball, you will be disgusted to death 233

Chinchilla-Sanhui: Coco, is your old Li reluctant to get close to you

Pudding Hamster - Five Rings: Coco, when Chenchen falls asleep, I'll give you a secret kiss, and then give you 500 charm points, let's continue to grab orders!

Macaw-Coco: @Chinchuan-Sanhui, the next time we meet is your death! @puddinghamster-five rings, what a darling, you are so kind!

Xiao Luo silently peeked at the screen, his heart was extremely heavy: a secret kiss would increase his Charisma Points by 1000 points, which is equal to fifty times for him to act coquettishly and cutely!

Simply bitter.

"Little Fatty, I'm going to the company today, will you go with me?" Ling Su has enough credits, unlike other seniors who are busy preparing for their graduation defense or looking for an internship in a unit.

"Meow?" The little orange cat responded weakly, holding the bottle.

That face is so handsome! This body is great! The voice, Sue! but-

This is a man.

Xiao Luo has never liked anyone since he was a child, but he also clearly knows that mouth-to-mouth kissing can only be done between young lovers.

"Why are you so listless?" Ling Su patted the little orange cat's forehead in confusion, the temperature was normal, and carefully observed its eyes and nose, and found no abnormal secretions. After excluding physiological diseases, he came to the conclusion, "Little Fat, are you missing the little friend you met yesterday?"

No, don't mention Erha! Xiao Luo sucked on the pacifier in resistance.

"But let's not go to see Xiao Ha today, let's go to see Xiao Jin Mao to play, okay?" This gentle and indulgent tone coaxed his son properly.

Xiao Luo drank the milk powder attentively and ignored him. The ball system was always hanging in front of him, perhaps because he didn't respond to Ling Su's behavior.

Why do you have to be obsessed with brushing popularity, charm and love value? Especially that ethereal love value! Might as well... He worked hard, hacked the ball system, and got the wishing card!

After making up his mind, Xiao Luo suddenly came to his senses, his mind moved quickly, and writing code through the function of consciousness conversion text simply slipped into the sky.

Ling Su glanced at the bottle that had been drank by the little orange cat and discarded next to it, and then glanced at the furry child who was lying on his back in a daze. Finally, he couldn't help but took a photo and sent it to the Xingchen R&D group.

Design Director - Yang Liu: Your chubby sleeping position is very fresh and refined.

3D Modeler - Xiaoxiao: Wow, this little paw is so cute! @Boss, are you bringing Xiaopang over today? I brought Kim here!

Network Programmer-Mousse: @Boss, I suddenly feel that we can save all the spokespersons of our mobile games. We can let Xiaopang come to play, and by the way, take a video and put it on station B, pre-heating on tomato, etc.!

Design Director - Yang Liu: Muse can have this idea, Ling Su

Ling Su: Xiaopang has been a little weird since last night. Did he miss his mother

Xiao Luo, who was suspected of missing his mother, fell into a state of concentration and selflessness. He didn't even respond when Ling Su put it into the cat's backpack. This abnormal behavior made the shit shovel officer extremely worried.

Xingchen Studio is located in the center of Z city. When Ling Su was still in junior high school, he turned his attention to the big cake of online games. With the Ling family as the backing, he successfully completed the registration and rented a room in the center of Z city. Over the past few years, Xingchen has launched several client-end online games and mobile games with the theme of competition, and gradually occupied a certain share in the market.

Two years ago, Ling Su bought the entire office building, and the number of studio members has grown from seven to eight to over a hundred, and began to develop holographic online games in a low-key manner.

Of course, these are just the tip of the iceberg.

It was about half an hour's drive from W University to Xingchen Studio. Ling Su went back and forth many times, but he never thought that something would happen today.

When the big truck that ran the red light suddenly crashed into the Audi A8, time seemed to be frozen.

Wan Lai was silent.

Everyone, things, and things seem to have been hit with the pause button.

Xiao Luo’s heart was beating like thunder. He didn’t expect that he would be able to successfully decipher the core baseband of the ball system. It can only be said that the king was careless and did not consider that a human in a cat’s skin would appear in his harem. Still a genius hacker!

He clicked the redemption button with an uncontrollable excitement. Before Xiao Luo could warm up the wishing card he had just received, he saw the big truck hitting him. Wish: Let time stand still!

The system reminded him that the time limit was only five minutes. Xiao Luo didn't dare to delay. He exchanged another limited-time transformation card without any hesitation. After randomly transforming into a little loli with a ponytail, he grabbed Ling Su's hand. He turned the steering wheel and drove the Audi A8 onto the sidewalk. He was very fortunate that although he had not yet taken his driver's license, he was someone who had played with cars. iron!

After confirming that the time was restored, there would not be a tragic car crash, Xiao Luo immediately turned his attention to the ball system, prepared to get another wishing card back, and then—

Find yourself tragic.

The exchange buttons of all items in the mall have all turned gray!

Suddenly there was a new contact in his friend list: the king.

The dialog box is automatically opened, and the video call from the other party goes through without his permission.

He can't see each other, but the other party can clearly see his every move, it's just too bad.

King: Your prototype is the little orange cat, Xiao Luo

The bright red font, or the plus size, looks shocking.

Xiao Luo completely forgot to react. This was the first time he used his skills to do "bad things" and was caught on the spot for the first time!

With a bang, the transformation effect ended prematurely.

Xiao Luo looked at the dialog box in shock, and finally realized what a powerful character the king on the other end was. His vain attempt to hack the ball system looked more like a banquet.

King: I remember, you are Qingfeng's apprentice

Orange Cat - Xiao Luo: Do you know my master

King: Hmm~ o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o

Xiao Luo was horrified. When he saw the king's face and words being cute, he felt like it was going to rain. Qingfeng was his master's name. As for his master's surname, he really didn't know.

King: For the sake of Qingfeng, I will spare you this time, but you used the wishing card in advance, remember to repay the debt you owe.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Shocked.jpg

King: Come on, the organization is optimistic about you. smile.jpg

Glancing at the balance of his personal account, Xiao Luo wanted to cry without tears: -100499 popularity value, -99920 charm value, -9288 love value. How many kisses does it take to get the charm value back to a positive number

The five-minute aging expired quickly, and the time returned to normal.

With a loud bang, the big truck that ran the red light crashed into the roadside flower bed, and the front of the car was directly destroyed.

Fortunately, except for the driver in the truck, there were no other injured people. When the pedestrians on the roadside saw this, they took out their mobile phones one after another, called the police, and called an ambulance.

Ling Su came back to his senses, turned his head in surprise to look at the large truck not far behind him, with a complicated expression on his face, he clearly remembered that the car had hit him earlier, and then...

After that, it was blank.

He has absolutely no memory of how he pulled his car onto the sidewalk and escaped the accident.

Suddenly, he remembered what his grandfather mentioned. Regarding the year he was twenty-two years old, the master said that it was a year of misfortunes and hardships for him. The key to passing it smoothly was a cat.

Ling Su looked down at the little orange cat who had already hid in the cat's backpack and pretended to be dead, and then took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Brother, help me check the license plate ZJXXXX... Yes, there was a car accident just now. Well, I'm fine."

The author has something to say: Xiao Luo: To kiss, or not to kiss? This is a tough choice.

Ling Su: Lie flat, welcome to sneak attack.