My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 101: Towards the Kunlun Mountains

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Xiao Luo immediately switched to his personal account, and found that his original username, Orange Cat-Xiao Luo, had become Xiao Luo, just a name. The popularity, charm, and love values in the account balance were the same as before. Similarly, the first two items are poor, but the popularity value has been rising. Obviously, the influence bonus generated by the little orange cat has not been interrupted.

The things in the mall have basically not changed. For him, the biggest attraction is the [Wish Card]. With this, maybe Ling Su can prolong his life

It was the dead of night, Ling Su was really sound asleep, and the king and Ling Xuan in the back seat were on each side, apparently both fell asleep.

Xiao Luo decided to ask the master after dawn, and go to the king's harem group first, but—

What about the group

He hurriedly switched to the friend column, and saw that Dawang, Ling Xuan, Erha, Uncle Coco, Luo Baibai, Wuhuan, Xiaohuang were all there, he was a little relieved, and then he thought about the absence of the king in the harem group. , It means that only cubs can be accommodated, and the administrator is not allowed to enter.

Although he didn't deal with other little cute things very much on weekdays, but he disappeared all of a sudden, and he couldn't help but feel lost in the bottom of his heart.

"Beep beep-"

Huggies-Little Er: Little Meow! You're back? Huh? How did your name change? If it wasn't for your avatar, I would hardly recognize you!

Xiao Luo: Hmm~ o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o, I’m back, okay.jpg

Husky-Xiao Er: Xiao Xiao, have you been hacked

Xiao Luo: …

Husky-Little Er: Xiao Xiao, you suddenly disappeared from the group before, I see your avatar is always gray, everyone is so worried about you!

Xiao Luo: Something happened a few days ago, now it's all right, I'm back!

Husky-Little Er: Xiao Xiao, why are you not in the group

Xiao Luo: Because I am no longer a cub, I was kicked out of the group.

Husky-Little Two: Touch the Dog's Head.jpg

Xiao Luo almost spurted blood. Looking at the pictures Erha sent, he felt like he was committing a crime. He almost forgot that this kid likes to swipe the screen the most.

Because it was too late, at this moment among my friends, except Er Ha, the others were sleeping.

Xiao Luo's mood was ups and downs, and he couldn't sleep for a while, so he chatted with the other party for nearly half an hour, sent a good night red envelope, and then closed his eyes again and got ready to sleep.

The next day, at dawn, Xiao Luo was frightened by the explosion of friend requests, more than 100 requests!

He silently opened the system message and confirmed it one by one. He couldn't help laughing and laughing: The members of the king's harem group have basically added him as friends!

"Beep beep-"

Macaw-Coco: Hey, little orange cat, I said hello to other brothers, don't harass you casually, just add a friend, I'm afraid you will be lonely, ahahahaha!

Xiao Luo: Thank you!

Macaw - Coco: Touch the Dog's Head.jpg

Xiao Luo is angry! Who sent this picture out!

"Ouch!" The little orange cat stretched its neck and roared, and a slender white hand grabbed its head and gently kneaded it.

The king snorted softly, "No more noise and I'll throw you out."

Xiao Luo was embarrassed, he forgot that Master had the urge to get up.

In the end, Ling Su was quick-witted and directly rescued the little orange cat. Xiao Luo pretended to be aggrieved and hugged his shit shovel officer for a while and said, "Meow!" Ling Xiaosu, I'm so happy.

"It's time for you to brush your teeth, Xiao Luo."

"Oh." The little orange cat turned back into a human shape in a blink of an eye, and took the toothbrush cup from Ling Su's hand, "Ling Xiaosu, what do you have for breakfast?"

"Little Fatty, if you eat it again, you will become a pig again." Ling Xuan was carrying two bags of steaming breakfast in his hand, apparently he had just bought it from the town.

There is no other means of transportation in this wilderness, even if it takes an hour to drive. Xiao Luo rolled his eyes and asked in a low voice, "Ling Xiaoxuan, did you become a prototype and fly back and forth?"

"I won't tell you." Ling Xuan handed one of the bags of breakfast to Ling Su, and took the remaining bag to the king.

While brushing his teeth, Xiao Luo secretly peeked. When he found that Ling Xuan was thrown out, he couldn't help laughing: This is the first time this guy has seen Master's aura of getting up, right

After another half an hour, Xiao Luo finished eating the soy milk, steamed buns, steamed dumplings, and fried dough sticks, and the king slowly got up.

Suddenly, he thought that Daoist Qingfeng had given the king a nickname: Big Lazy Cat, it really is too appropriate!

At eight o'clock, Daoist Qingfeng led a group of people down the mountain. Xiao Luo glanced at it without a trace. They were all middle-aged Daoist priests in their early thirties and forties, wearing uniform Taoist uniforms and buns on their heads. , with an air of cold and alienation all over his body, standing with Daoist Qingfeng, who was dressed in a trendy and youthful manner, was really discordant.

It is said that Daoist Qingfeng is an expert, but looking at it this way, Xiao Luo feels that the expert is being set off as a magic stick.

"Only these people?" The king glanced at him, as if he thought there were few people.

"These are the elites of my Shushan faction." Daoist Qingfeng explained briefly, the sect has the consideration of the sect, and it is impossible to recruit all the personnel, especially in recent years, young people with strong roots and qualifications There are fewer and fewer people, and it is already very reluctant to be able to draw 30 people.

The king responded lightly, turned around and went to the off-road vehicle to take a scroll that had been prepared in advance, and handed it over to Daoist Qingfeng: "Take them to the location I marked on the map to form an array, and then you can contact me again. The director of the special affairs department of the National Security Bureau, let him prepare for disasters in advance. You can think of the specific words. "

"No problem." Daoist Qingfeng was obviously very accustomed to the king's way of doing things, and left directly with his hands.

Xiao Luo was wondering how they were going to go to Kunlun Mountain. There was a sound of helicopters approaching from the sky. He looked up and roughly counted ten helicopters!

"The Shushan faction is quite proud." Ling Xuan sighed casually.

"Ling Xiaoxuan, you are also a native of the third generation of wealthy people, don't be so down-to-earth!" Xiao Luo suddenly remembered the situation where the other party was fooled by Ling Su before and was too scared to continue racing, so he couldn't help but want to laugh.

"No, I'm actually quite poor. The account balance has not exceeded eight figures, and even my wife has not saved enough." Ling Xuan was drinking soy milk while chatting with Xiao Luo earnestly, only to be caught by Ling Su. A word silenced the nonsense.

"My brother asked me to ask you: what kind of girl do you like? They are going to find someone for you."

Ling Xuan: "...Ling Xiaosu, do you feel uncomfortable if you don't say anything?"

Xiao Luo laughed, and while the two brothers were fighting each other, he hurried to the king's side.

"Master, I passed the test." Praise! Ask for compliments!

"Well, I see your avatar is on." The king responded and continued to eat breakfast, taking a mouthful of steamed buns and soy milk, as if he was eating a full-scale banquet.

Xiao Luo asked with a smile on his face: "Master, do you think that I can exchange a wishing card so that Ling Xiaosu can live as long as I do and live in peace?"

"I don't know." The king shook his head, paused, and looked at the boy calmly, "But one thing I know very well, if he doesn't survive this year, twenty-two is his limit."

When Xiao Luo heard this, his smile disappeared instantly. He already knew the ins and outs of the matter. The root cause of Ling Su's catastrophe was because of him, but the fact is already like this. at the moment.

"Master, when we arrive at Kunlun Mountain, what should I do?"

"Listen to my command." The king was concise and did not intend to reveal the wind in advance.

Xiao Luo was helpless, dawdling next to his master for a while, and finally was stuffed with a pile of garbage.

"Go and put this garbage away, don't litter."

"… it is good."

After the king finished breakfast, he got up and moved around for a while. He directed Ling Xuan to remove the traces left nearby, and the four got into the car and prepared to set off.

"Senior Xiao Ye wants to drive?" Ling Su originally wanted to sit in the driver's seat, but was preempted by the king.

"Well, is there a problem?" The king nodded as a matter of course, asking very innocently.

Xiao Luo hugged his shit shoveling officer's arm, and quickly shook his head: "No problem." Then he quickly fastened his seat belt.

Ling Xuan sat in the front passenger seat as if nothing had happened, and behaved very calmly: "Let's go."

The king stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, Xiao Luo tightly grabbed Ling Su's hand, his teeth chattering up and down.

The Kunlun Mountains stretch across the four provinces of Qinghai, Sichuan, Xinjiang and Tibet in China. The location where the king plans to capture the snake is set in the eastern part of the Pamir Plateau, which is more than 5,000 meters above sea level and covered with ice and snow.

While driving, the king gave Xiao Luo popular science: "Snake creatures are prone to hibernate in a cold environment. After the snake reaches the Kunlun Mountains, its strength will be relatively weakened."

Xiao Luo asked suspiciously, "Then will it still be fooled?"

"It's not that I'm deceived, it's that I have no choice. Tiandao reserved a year for Ling Su, which seems cruel, but for Ming Snake, it gets even less time. Those who have survived the ancient beasts to this day, the rest Very few, if it wants to live, it will firmly grasp this last shred of vitality."

"Human society likes to use science to explain various phenomena. The end of the age of dinosaurs is the result of natural selection. Snakes and his like also have to face such a [chosen]."

Xiao Luo listened in a daze. He seemed to understand but he didn't understand. The only thing he cared about was: "Master, after Ming Snake is resolved, isn't Xiao Su's crisis over yet?"

"God's will is unpredictable, I can't answer you."

"Little Fatty, what your master means is that Ling Xiaosu is not necessarily safe until he is twenty-three, so you'd better protect him at all times."

"Don't call me chubby!" Xiao Luo protested angrily, and then quietly clenched the palm of his shovel officer's hand. As the party concerned, Ling Su looked very calm, and in turn comforted the boy: "Xiao Luo is there to protect him. I'll be fine."