My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Chapter 115

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Xiao Luo was embarrassed and wished he could find a hole to bury himself. The last time he was seen by Grandpa Ling, he used violence to control violence, and now his future parents-in-law saw him with such a "Meng Lang" side. lost.

Ling's mother was very considerate and directly pulled Ling's father away, pretending that the two of them didn't see anything.

Xiao Luo covered his face, actually thinking about it was okay, at least it wasn't a car shock, so he could only comfort himself like this.

"Xiao Luo, why are you so shy all of a sudden?" Ling Su smiled and rubbed the boy's head. When the two of them were in private, Xiao Luo didn't shy away from it at all, and when he met his parents, he was restrained in various ways, "Don't worry, My parents won't care."

"What a shame..." Xiao Luo muttered in a low voice, got out of the car with the little orange cat in his arms, blushed and took a deep breath before slowly calming down.

"It's good to get used to it." Ling Su comforted in an airy manner, and took out all the gifts that were placed in the car.

"Ling Xiaosu, you are a slut!" Xiao Luo snorted, seeing that Ling's father and Ling's mother were gone, he was relieved and decided to pretend that nothing happened!

About five minutes later, the car of Tiger Mom and Dad also arrived at the destination smoothly.

Xiao Luo immediately greeted him excitedly, held Tiger Mom's arm affectionately, and asked in a low voice, "Mom, is my brother good today?"

Last night, Dad Tiger specially called him and told him that the due date was at the beginning of next month, and it was a male baby. As a result, Xiao Luo was happy all night.

The birth of this new life is not only as simple as the identity of the younger brother, but also the hope of the demon clan, the hope of reproduction and the inheritance of life.

"Very good, just as good as you were when you were young." Tiger mother remembered that she was appointed by the king. When she first met Xiao Luo when she was a baby, she was worried that the human cubs were fragile and difficult to take care of. As a result, the little guy was full and slept. , I eat when I wake up, I only cry when I pee and when I am hungry. The work and rest are more regular than ordinary people, which is super worry-free.

"Like me? That's good." Xiao Luo was relieved a lot, saying that pregnant women gave birth to a child is a walk before the gates of hell, if the younger brother is as sensible and worry-free as him, the tiger mother can suffer less.

"Xiao Luo, who is this cat?" The tiger mother already knew about the little orange cat. At first glance, the boy was holding a kitten that was exactly the same as him after the transformation.

"This is my incarnation." Xiao Luo briefly explained the matter, and then controlled the little orange cat to say hello to the tiger mother, "Meow!"

"It's so cute, if only the baby looks like Xiao Luo after birth." The fluffy head and big round eyes look very cute.

Xiao Luo was startled: "Mom, are you kidding me!" If Siberian Tiger and Xuehu really gave birth to a little orange cat, then they would have to wonder if they were carrying the wrong child!

The tiger mother laughed and was born: "Just kidding you."

Xiao Luo is embarrassed.

Tiger Dad Tiger Mom is a famous photographer, and the other is a columnist of a world-renowned geographic magazine. The two demons run around the world all year round, and their communication skills are obviously N grades higher than that of Xiao Luo. It seems that there are endless topics to talk about, and the whole process is happy.

Because Xiao Luo was still thinking about the previous things, he sat cautiously next to Ling Su, pretending to be extremely restrained and shy, and looked like a innocent and good boy.

However, it only looks like it.

"Little brother, the second uncle said that you are my second aunt, is that true?" Ling Tianci sneaked up to Xiao Luo's side and asked in a low voice, staring at the boy curiously with clear and penetrating eyes, "Brother, You look so pretty."

Xiao Luo's heart suddenly turned into a puddle of water, this little nephew was so cute that he fouled him, he smiled and touched the baby's fat little face, and replied in a low voice, "Tuan Tuan, your second uncle is my boyfriend, in the future. We will get married."

"But the second uncle is so old, you are still so young, or you wait for me to grow up, and I will marry you!" Ling Tianci, the little friend, dug the wall seriously.

But he was not very lucky, and was immediately caught by the parties involved.

"Tuan Tuan, what did you just say, eh?" Ling Su slapped his little nephew's head with a deliberate stern face.

"Second Uncle!" Startled, Tuantuan waved his hand quickly, "I didn't say anything!" After saying that, he squatted down, got out of the devil's claws smoothly, and quickly ran back to his mother.

Xiao Luo almost laughed out loud, this kid is really interesting.

"If I'm not careful, someone will come to dig my corner." Ling Su pretended to complain, and then quite naively kissed the boy in public.

Xiao Luo was stunned for a moment. Just as he was about to kiss him back, he suddenly realized that there were so many people watching, so he smiled shyly, resisted the impulse, and secretly gave his shit shovel officer a note, "You wait for me" eyes.

Ling Su put his arms around the boy's waist, inserted a piece of red heart dragon fruit with a toothpick and handed it to his mouth.

Xiao Luo bit his head and opened his mouth, eating it, it tasted very sweet, but—

Is it really appropriate to be so blatant in broad daylight

Ling Su usually has a calm and reserved personality, obviously not so naive. He likes to show affection on purpose.

"Do you still want to eat?" The two were sticking together, Ling Su deliberately leaned into the boy's ear and asked, with a low voice that made Xiao Luo almost turn into a wolf.

"What's wrong with you now?" Xiao Luo looked at his shit shoveling officer in confusion. There must be a monster abnormally. Could it be that Ling Su was possessed by a monster

Obviously not.

"It's nothing." Ling Su took the opportunity to kiss Xiao Luo again, and finally—

The behavior of these two blatantly throwing dog food caused "public outrage". Grandpa Ling coughed lightly and couldn't help saying: "Xiao Su, take Xiao Luo to the garden."

"Grandpa, I'll bring people back before dinner." Ling Su took Xiao Luo away with a half hug.

After leaving the eyes of the elders, Xiao Luo finally felt more at ease. He threw himself on Ling Su's back, pressed him and asked, "Be honest, what kind of tricks are you playing!"

"Xiao Luo, you really wronged me." Ling Su pretended to be weak, and the two fell on the grass one after another, but with his fleshy cushion underneath, Xiao Luo wasn't hurt at all, instead he was hugged in. arms.

In the evening, when the sun sets, the grass remains warm, and the wind blows, and the fragrance of flowers and earth blows.

Xiao Luo got up and sat on Ling Su's lap, looking down at each other. He wasn't stupid. He calmed down and thought about it, and he quickly figured out what was going on.

Between the two, Ling Su was quite restrained in every contact because he was concerned about his immature relationship. Just now, his shovel officer deliberately took the initiative, just to prevent him from continuing to be embarrassed. Anyway, in the eyes of the Ling family. Here, Xiao Luo was still young, so he must have been "broken" by Ling Su, so he might as well just take this "crime".

"Ling Su, you don't actually need to do this." Xiao Luo looked at the other party deeply, and said solemnly, "I'm just inexperienced, and I don't know how to deal with elders. Experience this kind of thing, once I'm familiar with it twice..."

"It makes sense. It's familiar once and twice, so let's practice more, and we'll be more familiar in the future." Ling Su propped up his upper body, hugged the boy's head with one hand, pressed it gently, and kissed Xiao Luo's head. lips.

The gentle touch is patient and delicate like a long stream of water.

Xiao Luo closed his eyes, hugged Ling Su's back with both hands, and took the initiative to meet him.

"In the future, you won't have the chance to go back, Xiao Luo." After the kiss, Ling Su announced unsteadily, and Xiao Luo looked at him seriously and persistently.

Suddenly, he understood Ling Su's thoughts a little: From the first intimate contact with Xingchen Studio to the later times, he was almost always in the leading position. In fact, his family Ling Xiaosu was never that shy.

Ling Su was worried that he was just impulsive? Because he is too young

After realizing this, Xiao Luo was dumbfounded.

"I can't ask for it." How could he go back on it.

Xiao Luo hugged his Ling Xiaosu tightly, and laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears. Perhaps it was because the two of them were progressing so smoothly. Now he realizes that Ling Su is also disturbed. This guy usually pretends to be too good. , he didn't even notice it!

"Cough cough, our parents have just set the date for the wedding, just before this winter vacation, before the Spring Festival." Xiao Luo left the little orange cat in the living room, just so he could eavesdrop on the progress openly, "Will it be too urgent? point?"

"No hurry." Ling Su smiled, if it weren't for the relatively large number of freshman courses, he would still want to fly to the Netherlands to register for marriage on Xiao Luo's birthday.

"Before that, I want to take the driver's license test." Xiao Luo suddenly changed the subject.

Ling Su was startled and asked, "Why are you so anxious?"

"Because you're driving, I'm not at ease." When he almost got into a car accident, Xiao Luo happened to hack the ball system and exchanged a wishing card to solve the crisis. The second time, when he was not there, Ling Su's car was directly crashed.

Xiao Luoguang felt uneasy when he thought about it. Of course, there was another point that he saw that the king was so excited every time he drove, it was probably fun, and he wanted to try it himself.

Ling Su was speechless, but he couldn't refute it. After the two were together, the young man seldom asked for it, and it was a rare chance for him to satisfy his lover's wish, so he was naturally unwilling to refuse.

"Okay, you don't have class after 3:30 tomorrow afternoon. I'll take you to a nearby driving school to try it out."

"Ling Xiaosu, you're so kind, alright!" Xiao Luo took the initiative to pounce and kiss his shit shovel officer.

What was originally just a kiss on the water quickly turned into a tug-of-war tug-of-war. The battle lasted for more than ten minutes before it ended. If it wasn't for the wrong place, I'm afraid it would really get out of hand in the future.

"After dinner, accompany me to buy a new mobile phone?"

"Isn't the Apple 9 you bought for me usable?" To be precise, it was the Apple 9 that Ling Su bought for Xiaopang.

Xiao Luo is using his own mobile phone now, but the little orange cat has been idle, and Ling Su's mobile phone has not been repaired since it was flooded in the coffee shop this morning.

The phone Ling Su had been using for a long time, just enough to be replaced with a new phone.

"That's for you." Not only the mobile phone, but also the tablet, the desktop in the apartment, the live broadcast equipment, etc., all of which he personally selected. The gifts for Xiaopang have different meanings.

Xiao Luo snorted, turned his head, and stared at his house shoveling shit: Does Ling Su know about the surveillance on the phone

"What's the matter, Xiao Luo?" Staring at him like this, he couldn't help thinking too much.

"I have something that I want to confess to you." Xiao Luo said with deliberation.

Ling Su was a little nervous by him: "What's the matter?"

"I installed a GPS positioning system in your mobile phone before, because this year has not passed, I am worried..." Although I was worried, it violated the privacy of the other party after all. Xiao Luo couldn't help feeling a little guilty.

Ling Su suddenly realized: "So it's you, really naughty."

"Ah?" When Xiao Luo saw this situation, his family Ling Xiaosu seemed to have discovered it long ago!

"I only found out in the morning, I thought I was being targeted by some commercial spy." Ling Su pinched the boy's nose with a smile, "If you are really so worried, you will follow me when I go out in the future. Wouldn't it be alright?"

"But I have to go to class, and shadow avatars are not very convenient after all." Not to mention dual-mindedness, 50,000 popularity points in this hour is not something ordinary people can handle! but-

If you can follow his shit shoveling officer all the time, 50,000 people an hour is worth nothing, and 500,000 is nothing!

Beauty is misleading, that's what it says!

Xiao Luo figured it out all at once, and nodded with a smile: "Okay, as long as you don't think I'm annoying, I'll follow you to work every day from now on."

"How could I dislike you?" Ling Su laughed. In fact, he was the one who should be worried. Xiao Luo was young and talented. He was promoted to the grass in just two days, attracting a large number of men and women. The rhythm of men and women killing each other!

If it wasn't for his foresight to confirm the scandal between the two, Xiao Luo would have been lined up to confess.

"Cough, Xiaosu, Xiaoluo, it's time to eat." When the two were tired, Ling Yan's voice came from the side.

Xiao Luo subconsciously wanted to distance himself from Ling Su, but the latter hugged his waist affectionately and stood up without caring about the presence of other people. Accidentally stick to the fallen leaves.

"Brother, when did you come here?" Ling Su took the boy's hand and asked casually.

Ling Yan's brows trembled slightly: "Just now." He didn't see the two of them rolling around on the grass and kissing without shame, absolutely not!

The dinner was quite rich, all the specialties of the eight major cuisines were put on the table, and even the little orange cat was made a big platter alone, perhaps because of the special day, the mood was so good, after a meal, Xiao Luo properly After eating enough, the food intake of humans and cats together has indeed exceeded the standard by a lot.

"It's not too early, let's stay tonight." Grandpa Ling took the initiative to stay.

"Xiao Luo has a class at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, I'm afraid it will be too late." Tiger Mom and Dad have already left, and Ling Su has also found a good reason to take Xiao Luo away.

"That's fine, remember to come and sit when there's no class on that day, and treat it as if you were with me, an old man." Grandpa Ling didn't force it. Seeing Ling Su's stickiness, he knew that the two juniors would still be there after returning home at night. There is a program arrangement, just let people go.

"Thank you grandpa, Xiao Luo and I will go first."

"Goodbye grandpa Ling, goodbye uncle and auntie, goodbye brother and sister-in-law!" Xiao Luo hugged the little orange cat and waved to everyone, his eyes finally fell on Tuantuan, "Tuan Tuan, bye!"

Ling Tianci gave the little friend a wow and shouted, "Goodbye brother!"

"It's Second Aunt." Yu Wan corrected with a smile.

Tuantuan glanced at Ling Su and said obediently, "Goodbye, Second Aunt."

Xiao Luo burst out laughing. After getting in the car, he said to Ling Su, "My little nephew is really interesting, soft and waxy, so cute. I hope my brother is as cute as him."

"Xiao Luo is the cutest." Ling Su turned around, fastened the seat belt for the boy, and took the opportunity to kiss him secretly.

Xiao Luo subconsciously licked his lips and smiled happily.

The red Porsche hit the road smoothly. After driving a distance, Xiao Luo immediately put away the little orange cat. Looking at the balance of his Qiuqiu account, the popularity value was still 300,000. It seemed that he had to pick up the live broadcast again.

"Xiao Luo, are you tired?"

"Fortunately, it's just a bit hard to eat."

"After we go back, let's go for a walk?"

"Okay." Xiao Luo nodded, "I remember that Wangxian Lake near the library is W University's holy place for dating. Let's go there and sit down later?"

"Okay." Ling Su still remembered that that day he originally brought the little orange cat to the library, but it was overcrowded. As soon as he was about to leave, he met Erha from Bai Qingyun's house, and then it was the revolutionary meeting between the little orange cat and Erha. , the two chatted happily in Wangxian Lake.

Xiao Luo thought it was beautiful, but in the evening, he went to look at Xianhu with Ling Su for a circle, and found that it was actually quite boring. There were many couples who were leaning against each other in the dark. They were sticking even tighter, and some people hugged and kissed directly.

At this time, the eyesight is too good, but it is a bit embarrassing.

The so-called see no evil, although he likes to stare at Ling Su's naked body, he is not interested in other people.

After the two of them took their pockets around, Xiao Luo immediately suggested to go back to the apartment quickly.

"Is it still uncomfortable?" Ling Su reached out and touched the boy's lower abdomen.

Xiao Luo ducked back and said shyly, "Don't touch it. If you don't touch it in the first three months, it will cause a miscarriage."

Ling Su was startled: "..."

Xiao Luoqiang held back his laughter, turned around and walked away, but before taking a few steps, Ling Su chased after him and directly hugged him.

"Be careful, don't run around, what if the tire gas moves?" a serious tone.

Xiao Luo laughed, stretched out his arms to hug the neck of his shit shovel officer, and kept digging his head into the other's arms.

After the two went back, they took a shower one after another, and lay on the bed wearing the same pajamas. At half past ten, Ling Su turned off the lights on time.

Fifteen minutes later, Xiao Luo quietly opened his eyes, turned his head sideways, and looked at Ling Su on the other side.

"Ling Xiaosu, I can't sleep."

"Yeah." Ling Su replied, and his voice was obviously not sleepy.

Xiao Luo smiled, obviously he was not the only one who was excited. If it wasn't for getting up early tomorrow for a morning run and having class at 8 o'clock, he really wanted to do something.

But even so, something can be done.

The teenager turned over and rolled into the arms of his shit shovel officer: "I heard that kissing can help you sleep."

"Huh?" Ling Su turned sideways and lay face to face with Xiao Luo, "Is there such a thing?"

"I don't know, why don't you try it?" Xiao Luo suggested with a smile.

As a result, this attempt turned into a gun-relative, more excited, and even more insomnia.

"What should I do?" Xiao Luo asked innocently, if he had a choice, he really wanted to skip class tomorrow!

"Xiao Luo..." Ling Su called out in a hoarse voice, all psychological defenses completely collapsed.

Xiao Luo finally felt the sour feeling of staying up all night. He overslept in the morning run the next morning, and slept until 7:30 before being carried to the bathroom by Ling Su, brushing his teeth and washing his face.

"Woooooo, I have a headache!"

"Hurry up and eat your breakfast, or you'll really be late." Ling Su rubbed the boy's head distressedly. The two of them had been fooling around until it was almost one o'clock yesterday. They agreed to go to bed immediately, but Xiao Luo just finished ejaculating once. He started to tease him recklessly...

"I want to skip class! A university that doesn't skip classes and fail to pass a course is not a complete university!" Xiao Luo never knew that he would actually get up, which is precisely the sequelae of lack of sleep.

"Okay, skip class, we won't go to class anymore." Ling Su kept following him.

When Xiao Luo heard this, he immediately woke up. His family, Ling Xiaosu, gets a scholarship every year, how could he just skip class? Still in class? Don't even think about it! So, he immediately changed his clothes energetically, finished the breakfast, and waved to Ling Su: "I'm going to class first, wait for me to come back, ah ah!"

The boy ran away in a hurry.

Leaving Ling Su standing there dumbfounded, he didn't go to buy a mobile phone last night. In order to avoid being unable to contact him when he needed to decide on important issues at work, he had to take Xiao Chuan's mobile phone and replace it with his own. Card.

As soon as the phone was turned on, I received more than a dozen missed call reminders, all from Yangliu Yangbai.

Ling Su called back, and the call was instantly connected.

"Ling Su, something big has happened!"

"What's up?"

"Zhou Qin has lost his memory." Yang Liu said anxiously, Zhou Qin had already signed a work contract with Xingchen, and settled in Xingchen as a technical consultant with experience in developing holographic online games in country H.

It happened that after this car accident, although people were in near misses, they woke up with amnesia!

The most important thing is that Zhou Qin and the Zhou family have long since separated, and he has no relatives in the country. The only friends who have a better relationship now are Ling Su and the others. They are still some old friendships more than ten years ago. To put it bluntly, it is not stable.

"Can't remember anything?" Ling Su asked after a moment of silence.

Yang Liu sighed helplessly: "He doesn't even remember who he is."

"I see. After Xiao Luo is out of class, I will go to the hospital with him."

"Xiao Luo... is that Xiao Luo from the computer department? Ling Su, are you really together?" Yang Liu remembered that when he asked Ling Su before, the other party didn't reply at all. He thought it was someone on the forum who was joking.

Ling Su hummed, not without showing off: "I just saw my parents yesterday."

"Fuck! Your speed is too amazing!"